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1. The separators. They’re always around. Before a fight is about to ensue, You’ll see them pop out from nowhere and trying to calm the fighters down. 2. The judges . Unlike the separators, the judges are not always around. They arrive like 15-30seconds after the separators. They ask the fighters the cause of their fight before ruling on who’s at fault. 3. The observers. Of course there must be an observer in every thing that has to do with “types of people”. They are just there to watch how the fight is being fought. Ask them the cause of the fight and what you’ll get is an “I don’t know” reply. I fall under this category ![]() 4. The record keepers . They may know any of the fighters well and his life history. They’ll tell you how often/seldom he fights. They know the last time he fought and what actually caused the fight. 5. The askers . These ones are always late. They come towards the concluding part of the thing and bombard you with questions like: guy wetin happen? who and who are fighting? 6. The walkaholics. These ones are similar to the askers. They’re never satisfied with any information you give them. They walk from place to place in search of answers like they were given a project to work on. 7. The woman wrappers : lol. funny but true. They’re everywhere. They cease any opportunity that comes their way. They’ll sight from afar to see if there’s any gorgeous lady witnessing the fight then walk down and ask her the cause of the fight. They’ll deviate from the actual discussion and the next thing you’ll see is them exchanging numbers. 8. The Motivators. lol. These ones are like devils. They give you reasons to fight. Even if you’ve declined to fight, they must tell you something so annoying in order to increase your rage and get you wrestling whilst they observe you from distance and make mockery of you. Add yours
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got banned some Wiks ago... it ws like going tru hell #ADDICTED Tew Nairaland |
Nyc |
Wow! |
chibwike:So no b only mhee dey notice am ![]() |
Reediano:Still playing gta3 & Nfs lost wanted (no lag) |
Wat of physics ![]() |
The child held the knockout in his hand as the explosive went off, and the result extremely graphic , His hand was almost shattered! View if you have the heart.
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Alas!!.... After evrybdy Don give up ontop ya matter! ![]() |
Wizkid got himself a New Year Gift… you people start telling us how much this car cost.. Congrats to Wizkid… Source:- http://pulse.ng/celebrities/wizkid-starboy-singer-acquires-n42m-bentley-automobile-id3381151.html
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FTC |
Dopeyomi:much Love Bro! |
Reediano:link to download whatsapp plus |
Drealbunmi:e dey jae!...#no mind him |
deewon56:ntin ke?... anyways, tnx so much! |
am in need of details on hw to get CWM ASAP... #Cc obaayo2 |
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Brazil though…
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An Islamic cleric, Ima Sadiq on Saturday took to his Twitter handle to canvass support for Muhammadu Buhari, Presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress, APC. The cleric called on Muslims to vote for Buhari saying it is a sin to support a non-muslim. See tweets below: Source:- http://my360vibes.com/2014/12/shocking-news-its-sin-for-muslims-to.html?m=1
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1. The ones who will praise the first student to submit his booklet making every other students look like they know nothing. Woooow!!! Do you mean you have finished? They will face other students and say ” can see your life oooo?, he finished b4 an hour” That is a well prepared student 2. The ones who will keep telling you the history of their lives, how they performed excellently amongst their peers when they were in college. They will tell you they were always prepared for any exam & the barely got “C” * if I hear* 3. The ones who will collect your question paper and go through it. They will ask” why sweating profusely for these cheap questions? If I were you I would have finished since *if I hear* 4. The ones formimg James Bond in the hall. They will start giving testimonies of how many students they have caught cheating and have been rusticated **wetin concern me with dat one ?** 5. The ones who will collect your question paper, go through the questions and shake their heads pitifully without saying anything 6. The ones who will glance at your answer booklet and they will ask why your booklet is blank. “Didn’t you read 4 dis exam ?” **Abeg swerve go left jhor** 7. The ones who will never accept your apology if you are caught cheating. The moment you are caught cheating, just hurriedly obtain the next available Jamb form grin 8. The ones who are very sensitive. Try communicate with any student and they will change your seat grin . You keep wondering how smart they really are to have noticed you. 9. The ones who are very gentle and friendly. Thirty minutes into they hall they are already sleeping. The moment you are making noise, they will wake up, walk around and return back to their seat. Before you know it they will sleep off ![]() 10. The ones who will force you to submit even if you still have an hour left. They will tell you “what are you still writing when all your mates have submitted. Feel Free To Add Yours
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Dopeyomi:vhiz ur signature ehn!!! ![]() |
moi taste ![]() |
WTF!?? |
:DOmotola teminikan! |
Lol |
blemon44:it's done! |
kelvindim:#Exactly! |
donshady:U get my point for buying black! |
omokenny24:Lols... |
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