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EducationRe: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by Joshkid(m): 7:05pm On Dec 24, 2014
lukmonadeola:
HOW MUCH RESPECT DO YOU HAVE FOR YOUR OLD PARENTS (& OTHER OLD ONES)huh
Because the example of nowadays children is as below:
If an old parent for instance asks his adult son/daughter about samething many times, this is the kinda conversation you observe...
Old parent - Whats that son?
Son - Its a crow
Op - Whats that?
S - I already told u that its a crow
Op - Whats that son?
S - (Angrily) Are u deaf or what, Papa? How many times to tell u its a crow, Can’t u understand?
‪#‎ NOTE‬: Like we don't realise when we were little we ask our parents samething uncountable times, same question that - Whats this & they try to always reply us everytime (with a kiss sometimes).
& now that they are aged, when they ask us same question just 3 times, we'll be irritated & want to ‪#‎ ChangeAmForThem ‬
Subhaanallaah!
The above is just a clear difference between the love of parents & love from the children, please do your duty when your parents are dependent on u. Try & never hurt them, treat them right as much as u can because, you’ll be in their shoes soon (If Allaah wills).
Allaah Subhaanahu wata'aala says:
"And your Lord has decreed that you worship none but Him. And that you be dutiful to your parents. If one of them or both of them attain old age in your life, say not to them a word of disrespect, nor shout at them, but address them in terms of honor. And lower unto them the wing of submission and humility through mercy, and say: "My Lord! Bestow on them Your mercy as they did bring me up when I was young.''
Soorah Al Israa', 17:23,24
BUT KNOW THAT ITS NEVER RESPECT TO OBEY THEM IF THEY ASK YOU TO OBEY THEM IN THINGS ALLAAH MADE HARAM IN ISLAAM.
This is why Allaah says:
"But if they (both strive) with you to make join in worship with Me others that of which you have no knowledge, then obey them not; But behave with them in the world kindly..."
Soorah Luqmaan, 31:15
And To Allaah Alone belongs success.
interesting!
EducationRe: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by Joshkid(m): 6:44pm On Dec 24, 2014
omokenny24:
QueenBetsy Said She Did It(Ogun State) 2,000.... Check Prev Page 4 Ur State Laison Office Address, YoBoFwend Updated It..... Requirements: Money, One Passport, Ur LGA Nd Home Town/Villa Name Nd U 'May' Be Asked To Speak Ur Dialect....
sO, Queenbetsy la Ogun state indigene...??
PhonesRe: Infinix hot discussion and review thread! by Joshkid(m): 6:35pm On Dec 24, 2014
adeshola1:
Guys... I've a problem switching on my WiFi... It's still switching on since morning
Ur question z confusing!..??
EducationRe: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by Joshkid(m): 3:39pm On Dec 24, 2014
deewon56:
No,i dnt thnk xo
Ok...tnx
CelebritiesRe: Photo: Toyin Lawani's Flaunt Edges In New Pictures by Joshkid(m): 3:01pm On Dec 24, 2014
ehhhhh
CelebritiesRe: ‘I Knew I Wasn’t Going To Win At The Channel O Music Video Awards’ – Davido by Joshkid(m): 2:59pm On Dec 24, 2014
chibyksveejay:
Lol... Why d smiley face?
why did he attend the occassion when he already knew there's ntin for him...?
EducationRe: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by Joshkid(m): 2:57pm On Dec 24, 2014
deewon56:
#exactly, i sight u o,
Is the departmental requirements for all engineering student dsame..?
PhonesRe: Infinix hot discussion and review thread! by Joshkid(m): 2:53pm On Dec 24, 2014
donshady:
Guys drop your numbers for the WhatsApp group
08144892934
PhonesRe: Top 10 Android Browsers 2014 by Joshkid(m): 2:48pm On Dec 24, 2014
correct
CelebritiesRe: ‘I Knew I Wasn’t Going To Win At The Channel O Music Video Awards’ – Davido by Joshkid(m): 2:46pm On Dec 24, 2014
cheesy cheesy
EducationRe: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by Joshkid(m): 1:37pm On Dec 24, 2014
emmietope:
Dem waHaLa too much
POLYStresS
Abi oo.. I still dey imagine wetin I go face after resumption... #Registration
EducationRe: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by Joshkid(m): 1:13pm On Dec 24, 2014
YoBoyfwend:
Lool, was just laughing too o... Nextyear, you'll be here too and you'll read your past posts and be like... " Did I really type this"

Make una enjoy poLy o
#Fact!!
RomanceRe: 6 Pictures You'll Most Likely Find On A Naija Babe's Phone by Joshkid(m): 12:28pm On Dec 24, 2014
grin
EducationRe: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by Joshkid(m): 12:25pm On Dec 24, 2014
YoBoyfwend:
Some of MY POSTS ON LAsT year's THREAD
Can't stop laughing...

"Hellow... Uhmmm the ND2 students on this thread should please add me on 2go::: XQUIZITEKID or Whatsapp... 08188215227. Irrespective of your campuses..just please add... Like seriously..i have questions to ask concerning registration.. I'm a fresher o. Just need you guys help."

".November4 don reach... Abeg all of you wey go clearance today....abeg dey update us as the clearance dey go o.."

"Me i still dont understand this registration of a thing o... Has the faculty and Department started registration or is it just medical test?? Schoolfees nko?? Wont they ask for evidence of payment of schoolfee...maybe the receipt printout... Abi how o...?? Ah dey hear x-ray... Different news... Ah no wan waste transport fare o... Who go explain?"

"No good food for that main campus area...only Moi-Moi...tcheww..."

"Abeg,Make the second batch come out, make the topic for this thread change to::
"who don pay acceptance fee"
"on my way to conference centre"
"omo, na number 189 dem give me"
"chai, i don stand taya"
"anybody here to stay with, contact me on...."
"thankGod, i've been cleared"
"registration on my mind"
e.t.c "

"Omo, see as people full this convocation ceremony....!!!
Wetin funny pass na the security... Dem too plenty... E con be like say bokoharam wan come there.."

"Omo, ibpoly na money-draining company.... See as receipts full my bag, I don pay taya, I don walk taya, see as my leg red. Yeye Unity, no light connections, no socket, nothing nothing. But e make sense pass orisuN."
Lwkmdogrin
EducationRe: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by Joshkid(m): 12:24pm On Dec 24, 2014
YoBoyfwend:
gotten yours?
u mean state of Origin??
EducationRe: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by Joshkid(m): 11:48am On Dec 24, 2014
YoBoyfwend:
STATE LIAISON OFFICES IN LAGOS


AbiaState
Plot 122IB, Bishop Oluwole Street,
Victoria Island.
P.M.B. 5107, Lagos.
Tel: 01 -617537
AdamawaState
Plot 1227, Bishop Oluwole Street,
Victoria Island.
P.M.B. 12009, C.P.O.
Marina, Lagos.
Tel: 01-619024, 612934, 610749
AkwaIbom State
14, Ajose Adeogun Street,
Victoria Island.
P.M.B. 12866,
Lagos.
Tel: 01-2610105, 2610115
AnambraState
Plot 1231, Ahmadu Bello Way,
P.M.B.80073, Victoria Island, Lagos.
Tel: 01 -615 783, 614506
BauchiState
Plot 1231.
P.M.B. 12009,
Victoria Island, Lagos.
Tel: 01-617127, 6/2751
BayelsaState
Plot 1223, Bishop Oluwole Street,
Victoria Island.
P.M.B. 12634, C.P.O., Marina, Lagos.
Tel: 01-611658, 612108
BenueState
Pjot 1221A, Bishop Oluwole Street,
Victoria Island.
P.M.B. 12682, G.P.O., Manna, Lagos.
Tel: 01-610008, 6/7755
BornoState
Plot 1227, Bishop Oluwole Street,
Victoria Island.
P.M.B. 12009, G.P.O, Marina, Lagos.
Tel: 01-619220
Cross River State
Plot 1229, Bishop Oluwole Street,
Victoria Island. P.M.B. 12631, Lagos.
Tel: 01-261005
DeltaState
235/237, Moshood Abiola Road, Ijora. P.M.B. 12683, Lagos.
Tel: 01 -835503 -5
EbonyiState
P|ot 122IB, Bishop Oluwole Street,
Victoria Island. P.M.B. 12682, Lagos.
Tel: 01 -61753 7
EdoState
EdoHouse, Plot 1225,
Ahmadu Bello Way,
Victoria Island, Lagos.
Tel: 01 -619772
EkitiState
Oduduwa House,
Pjot 1226, Ahmadu Bello Way,
Victoria Island, Lagos.
Tel: 01-2616553, 261706!
EnuguState
Plot 1231, Bishop Oluwole Street,
P.M.B.80070, Victoria Island, Lagos.
Tel: 01-613338, 619218
GombeState
Plot 1227, Ahmadu Bello Way,
Victoria Island. P.M.B. 12009,
Lagos.
ImoState
Plot 1221B, Bishop Oluwole Street,
Victoria Island. P.M.B. 5107, Lagos.
Tel: 01 -617532
JigawaState
Plot 1196, Bishop Oluwole Street,
Victoria Island, Lagos.
Tel: 01-617338
KadunaState
Pjot 1232. Bishop Oluwole Street,
Victoria Island, Lagos.
Tel: 01-616274, 611057
KanoState
13, Waziri Ibrahim Street,
Victoria Island. P.O.Box 5052, Lagos.
Tel: 01-612534
KatsinaState
26/28, Kofo Abayomi Street,
Victoria Island, Lagos.
Tel: 01 -619875, 618977
KebbiState
3, Adeola Odeku Street.
P.M.B.72721, Victoria Island, Lagos.
Tel: 01-611750
KogiState
Plot 1224, Bishop Olywole Street.
P.O.Box 73814, VictoriaIsland, Lagos.
Tel: 01-2622623, 2621477
KwaraState
11, Idowu Martins Street.
P.O.Box 411, VictoriaIsland,
Lagos. Tel: 01 -611304
LagosState
286, Akin Olugbade Street,
Victoria Island; Lagos. Tel: 610748
NassarawaState
Plot 1234. Bishop Oluwole Street,
Victoria Island. P.M.B. 12737,
Lagos. Tel: 01-613210
NigerState
Plot 1230B, Ahmadu Bello Way,
Victoria Island, Lagos.
Tel: 01 -617668
OgunState
Oduduwa House, Plot 1226,
Ahmadu Bello Way. P.O.Box 8809.
Marina, Victoria Island, Lagos.
Tel: 01-2617696, 2616878
OndoState
Oduduwa House, Plot 1226,
Ahmadu Bello Way, VictoriaIsland, Lagos. Tel: 01-2617198, 2616553
OsunState
ISA, Cooper Road, Ikoyi, Lagos.
Tel: 01-686794, 2694256
OyoState
Oduduwa House, Plot 1226,
Ahmadu Bello Way, VictoriaIsland.
P.M.B. 12770, Marina, Lagos.
Tel: 01-613371 -3
PlateauState
Plot 1234, Bishop Oluwole Street,
Victoria Island. P.M.B. 1 2737,
Marina, Lagos. Tel: 01-613210
RiversState
Plot 1233, Bishop Oluwole Street,
Victoria Island. P.M.B. 12634,
Marina, Lagos. Tel: 01-611658, 615564
SokotoState
3, Adeola Odeku Street.
P.M.B.72721, Victoria Island, Lagos.
Tel: 01-613020
TarabaState
Plot 1227, Bishop Oluwole Street,
Victoria Island. P.M.B. 12737, Lagos.
Tel: 01-611038, 615060
YobeState
Plot 1227, Bishop Oluwole Street,
Victoria Island, Lagos.
Tel: 01-611038, 615060
ZamfaraState
3, Adeola Odeku Street.
P.M.B.72721, Victoria Island, Lagos.
Tel: 01-613020

NOTE: you can try them out. They might be able to help you get the state of origin or local government blah blah... Not sure tho
Dats cool
PhonesRe: Infinix hot discussion and review thread! by Joshkid(m): 11:46am On Dec 24, 2014
Heeboy94:
I'm not saying it's the best, buh it's just one of the best
hahaha....One Of the besthuh.. iffa hear!
Jokes EtcLaff Laff Laff!!! by Joshkid(op): 11:44am On Dec 24, 2014
You were born in a first
class hospital,
I was born at home- but
we are all living..
You woke up from bed, I
woke up from a mat
on
the floor- we all had sleep.
You drink champagne, I
drink life beer- we all
got
drank.
You eat fried rice, I eat
akpu- we all get
full.
You dress in imported suits
and Gucci,
I dress in okirika and
die- we
all cover our nudity.
You drive lexus 350, I use
voxwagen- we all reached our
destination.
You are reading this from
your iPhone or Samsung galaxy
S5,
I wrote my post using
C2- we are all
reading this
post.
Why should I kill myself??
Why should I commit
suicide?.....Life is just but a combat.though life give
me 1000
reason to cry but I will Neva cry bcus ma God
liveth.jus say
thank u God
PhonesRe: Infinix hot discussion and review thread! by Joshkid(m): 11:39am On Dec 24, 2014
Heeboy94:
Bros this is not about bragging. Probably, u've not seen the H6. Go check it out and see for yourself
i have a fwend Who has it!... it's good!..buh nt d best.. huh?
PhonesRe: Infinix hot discussion and review thread! by Joshkid(m): 11:20am On Dec 24, 2014
jayhk:
h6 design will knock u off ur feet
Stop bragging untop rubbish joor!.. I Don use tecno, gionee, Samsung & nw using Infinix!..Dey'r just different frm each other...If u wanna argue, plss create anoda thread for dat!
PoliticsBlack Book:- President Jonathan Proposes ‘hall Of Shame’ For Criminals by Joshkid(op): 11:09am On Dec 24, 2014
Stressing that he muted the idea
while he was the Governor of
Bayelsa State, the President said
that it will serve as deterrence to
those who may want to indulge in
criminality in the country.
The President gave the suggestion
on Tuesday while receiving the
Legends of Nollyhood, led by its
Chairman Paul Obaziele, who
conferred on him the title of Grand
Patron of the body at the
Presidential Villa, Abuja.
According to him, immortalizing
the names of criminals in the
proposed hall of shame would make
families and youth not to be
attracted to crimes that could bring
shame to their names.
He said: “I heard you saying that
you are planning a Hall of Fame, I
think we should start thinking of
having a hall of shame where the
names of criminals would be
written. This will serve as a
deterrent to those who may want to
indulge in criminal activities as
they would not want to soil their
family names.”
Acknowledging the contributions
made by the actors and actresses in
the film industry, he eulogized
them for contributing to the Gross
Domestic Product (GDP).
He said that the Nollyhood actors
have done the nation proud by
projecting its culture positively
within and outside the country.
Jonathan noted that the country
used to be proud of soccer stars in
the recent past but since the
national team has begun to
disappoint the nation, the
Nollywood has overtaken them.
He called on the actors to help
project agriculture positively in
their movies so that youngsters
could develop interest in going into
the business.
The President assured them of
government’s support for the
production of such movies.
Speaking earlier, Obaziele sought
for more support from the
government in terms of welfare.
He also requested for
comprehensive health insurance
and pension schemes be created for
actors and actresses and the
provision of accommodation for
those who cannot afford decent
housing.

Source:- http://beautycribtv.com/news/black-book-president-jonathan-proposes-hall-of-shame-for-criminals

RomanceRe: Why Is It Right To Tell A Girl"i Miss You" But Wrong To Say To A Guy? by Joshkid(m): 11:04am On Dec 24, 2014
even my female friends tell mhee dat!
PoliticsRe: FG: ISIS In Nigeria To Recruit Fighters by Joshkid(m): 10:52am On Dec 24, 2014
lol
PhonesRe: Infinix hot discussion and review thread! by Joshkid(m): 10:37am On Dec 24, 2014
Shalome:
I don't o, im a crazy risk taker, eventually changed font with ifont, i need the cmw img to get cmw on the fone, nobody has dropped it, if u do have, help a bro.... Im currently without my pc so i can't do it thru pc, thks
i tried doing it on a fwendz PC buh d tin no gree do!...I almost got my phone bricked yestedae... #wanna unroot my phone nw sef!
PhonesRe: Infinix hot discussion and review thread! by Joshkid(m): 10:23am On Dec 24, 2014
sparrow2wise:
HELLO Plz who cn help me to Order 4 dis infinix hot. Dis konga online stuff dy confuse pesin sad
lemme help u!
PhonesRe: Infinix hot discussion and review thread! by Joshkid(m): 10:21am On Dec 24, 2014
Shalome:
So, i tried changing the font using ifont, it wasn't effective, same with changing boot image.... At least it didn't brick my fone
Hope u have CWM..?
EducationRe: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by Joshkid(m): 7:08am On Dec 24, 2014
slimkid1:
joshkid joshkid...ow ayu
baba...I just dey !
PhonesRe: Infinix hot discussion and review thread! by Joshkid(m): 10:11pm On Dec 23, 2014
commanderquash:
But let's say the truth, the battery no try at all, it's below my expectation, tecno p5 battery is stronger than this jare, moreover the battery get hot even when using edge to browse, too bad !
Hey!..stop saying thrash.. abt 20 ppl has gotten day phone on dz thread, hw come u the only one complaining??... The phone gets hot only wen charging & using at the same time...
#peace
CrimeRe: Photos Of Alleged Nigerians Languishing In Prisons In Angola by Joshkid(m): 8:34pm On Dec 23, 2014
AutosBay:
Good for them why didn't you go to Liberia, and sell Ebola Sanitizers there, Nigerians jumping up and down since 1960.
ahn ahn... at least dey r ppl like ursef..
#show some love!
CrimeRe: Photos Of Alleged Nigerians Languishing In Prisons In Angola by Joshkid(m): 8:29pm On Dec 23, 2014
lols
RomanceRe: My Butt Is Causing Unnecessary Attention For Me by Joshkid(m): 8:24pm On Dec 23, 2014
OlamiB:
Please what do I do to reduce it, I am a shy person and I don't feel comfortable when guys stare too much. It would have been better if they were just staring at me but no! Its my butt cry
I went to church today in long skirt and some brothers were still staring, the stupid people even had the gut to tell me I have big ukwu lipsrsealed
I don't wear tight dress or gown just because I don't want it to be noticed, but I am fed up now how do I reduce it?

Thanks
pics??. or ion bliv it!
CelebritiesRe: Waje On Fire! As She Poses Sexually For Made Magazine (Pictures) by Joshkid(m): 8:17pm On Dec 23, 2014
[img]we dem boiz[/img]

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