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Phones / Re: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by JoshOxborn: 3:42am On Feb 04, 2021
Jidibia:

Your WhatsApp number let me chat you up.

09068915824
Phones / Re: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by JoshOxborn: 12:47pm On Dec 19, 2020
Emmyleb:
A month old Clean Umidigi A7 for sell as a very affordable rate

How much?
Phones / Re: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by JoshOxborn: 12:44pm On Dec 19, 2020
Joezik:
Anybody interested in selling their umidigi a7 pro
Chat me up on whatsApp: 07036003239

I have A3x here for sale if you're interested.
Nairaland / General / Re: Ghastly Motor Accident In Nsukka Yesterday Morning (Photos) by JoshOxborn: 12:14pm On Dec 19, 2020
hopefulLandlord:


Anyone can sleep and not wake up but how does that in any way prove your imaginary friend owns his life?


grin

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Nairaland / General / Re: Ghastly Motor Accident In Nsukka Yesterday Morning (Photos) by JoshOxborn: 12:11pm On Dec 19, 2020
LaReinaa:

Do you know that you can sleep tonight and not wake up the next day
Same God you think you can mock owns your damn life and can switch it off whenever he damn well pleases!
Keep forming woke on Nairaland for some cheap likes.. if only you know smiley

grin grin grin grin grin grin Why is that all these brainwashed religious ZOMBIES always use this same line, why is that every religion is about threats? And y'all think that can scare a shit outta us? grin Don't worry you'll soon understand.

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Religion / Re: An Angel Vs A god by JoshOxborn: 12:21pm On Nov 17, 2020
Too much grammars. This thread is tasteless cheesy
Religion / Re: If You Lust After A Woman Or Man In Your Heart You Have Fornicated by JoshOxborn: 12:15pm On Nov 17, 2020
These religious people and their bullshits

If what you said is true then even your pastor is a notorious fornicator. cheesy Omo religion don do Nigerians strong thing.

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Religion / Re: Daddy Freeze & His Mixed Race Jesus by JoshOxborn: 12:09pm On Nov 17, 2020
sonmvayina:


Jesus is fiction ..the earlier you accept it, you better you wake up to reality..

I wonder how a grown ass man still has imaginary friends and enemies....my guy, grow up.

THAT GUY IS AN UNREPTANAT ZOMBIE THAT THINKS ANYONE THAT DOESN'T BELIEVE IN HIS FICTITIOUS JESUS IS A DEVIL. ONLY IF THE DEVIL EVER EXISTED. cheesy

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Travel / Re: With The Budget Of 1.5M Naira Which Country Would You Advise? by JoshOxborn: 12:01pm On Nov 10, 2020
081087n:

1.5 can't take you to Cyprus,I was in Cyprus for 6 yrs turkey for two years and cost of living in Cyprus is very high, I mean very high.

I thought Cyprus is part of Turkey.
Romance / Re: Are You Really A Redpiller? by JoshOxborn: 12:00pm On Nov 10, 2020
Silentgroper:
D bible didnt gve specification of his pigment. So my manchi, iono notin abt any of dat.

But your white supremacist normally use a white man for Adam in movies.
Romance / Re: Are You Really A Redpiller? by JoshOxborn: 11:31pm On Nov 09, 2020
ReluctantAdult:


Sweetheart, wait. I'll lead, you follow. We've got all night, let's take it sloooowly. I can understand you're so wet cos I've got my roaming fingers down there. My index and my middle fingers are buried deep in your coochie while my thumb is caressing your clit.

I'm super hard right now, so I'm sweeping you off your feet. Taking you to the bed for the perfect 69 session.(Hey I don't do cunnilingus in real life though, just to let you know grin)

I slowly part your soft thighs. My head buried in the middle, my tongue out to eat you out until your juices flow out like a tap. Or do you squirt? I can make you squirt baby. You smell so good my c0ck is throbbing. I've got some ice-cream ready for a spontaneous adventure. Hold on tight and don't moan too loud tongue

My fingers still buried inside of you while my lips and tongue latch on to your mons pubis and clit, like a newborn latching on to his momma's nipples. Talking about nipples....wait, I'll be over there in a minute.

Hun, you wanna do this in public or would you like us to shut the windows and lock the door(DM)? I'm an exhibitionist though so it's totally fine by me if romancelanders are watching our erotic show cool


What a shameless simp

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Romance / Re: Are You Really A Redpiller? by JoshOxborn: 11:27pm On Nov 09, 2020
Silentgroper:
Some of us has gotten an upgrade mentally. Since it's d wish of every father, that their son be better than them.
so we definitely are nt lyk our father(adam) anymore.

I thought Adam was a white man.

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Politics / Re: 26th November 2020, Buhari Resigns, In My Revelation. by JoshOxborn: 3:10pm On Nov 06, 2020
You're so delusional that even that Mr Buhari will sound like Albert Einstein beside you.cheesy
Foreign Affairs / Re: Biden Now Lead In Pennsylvania. by JoshOxborn: 3:02pm On Nov 06, 2020
saaron:
US 2020 presidential elections will go
down in history as the most hotly
contested election in America. But is the
election fair? Can we say with all honesty
that mail in voting in key states like
Michigan, Wisconsin was not rinsed with
fraud? How come big states like Newyork
have no issues of mail in ballot count
delays like Wisconsin and Pensilvania?
What we're witnessing is nothing short of
systematic fraud and rigging at alarming
level. Nothing explains the magical
(Trump's words) surge of Biden votes
and the sudden disappearance of Donald
Trump's votes in the current battle
ground states. The mathematical
numbers does not make sense.
Fortunately for Trump, he was on to the
riggers right before the election. I just
learned that Trump's govt embeded
invisible 'Water Marks' codes on each
ballot papers. Then every ballot paper
with the invisible mark was linked to a
blockchain. These security measure was
done SECRETLY by Trump's govt to
protect the intergrity of the Presidential
elections should the democrats attempt to
help themselves and rig themselves to
power. And they did sadly.

I bet if the result ramps in Trump's favor you won't sit your ass on the couch and start typing this epistle.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Biden Now Lead In Pennsylvania. by JoshOxborn: 3:00pm On Nov 06, 2020
It is just like film trick in Trump's eyes cheesy
Travel / Re: Canada Expands Path To Citizenship For Foreigners; Including Asylum Seekers by JoshOxborn: 11:46am On Nov 06, 2020
Mention me when it has been fully enforced.
Travel / Re: With The Budget Of 1.5M Naira Which Country Would You Advise? by JoshOxborn: 11:44am On Nov 06, 2020
How I wish you can multiply that money to 3M or above.

1.5M is still decent, if you make a good research on YouTube or Google. You can try small European countries like Romania, Crypus or Lithuania.

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Travel / Re: Living In Ireland by JoshOxborn: 11:39am On Nov 06, 2020
Chiggslover
This guy skipped your thread cheesy
Travel / Re: BTW Canada and London wic is preferable by JoshOxborn: 11:38am On Nov 06, 2020
Canada is your best bet. The UK is okay but the opportunities are insufficient. Canada will give you twice what UK can give you.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Righteousness89 Update Of U.S Election. by JoshOxborn: 11:08am On Nov 06, 2020
GamalNasser:

Rigged Rigged Rig
I can't believe you're this shameless cheesy

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Foreign Affairs / Re: US Presidential Election 2020 (Live Updates) by JoshOxborn: 10:41am On Nov 06, 2020
Georgia is BLUE. The United States is blue, Biden is blue, the whole world is blue. Biden is the winner.cheesy

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Politics / Re: This is the world's chilliest person, (not even armed robbers could scare him) by JoshOxborn: 4:06pm On Nov 05, 2020
Ikea81:
Way I will react, but I know guys won't believe. Most people always complain why I don't run from anything...and guy I have seen plenty...inonce told an armed robber in warri who demanded for my phone.....weda naim buy the phone for me?

It's okay, you talk too much. cheesy

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Biden Gets An Unassailable Lead, He Is Now On 264 Out Of 270 by JoshOxborn: 12:19am On Nov 05, 2020
thebosstrevor1:
some key state haven't call

the data are fake

wait till the final result

You really said this so you can sleep well.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: #teambiden Celebration Thread! by JoshOxborn: 11:50pm On Nov 04, 2020
I remember when some fat mouthed nairalanders we're blabbing and pouring saliva on every U.S. thread. You will think they can vote from Nigeria and it will reflect in the U.S. Haha. The trump supporters won the election on nairaland, while the true Americans won the election in the U.S.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Esther Agbaje Wins Minnesota - US State Assembly Seat (Photo) by JoshOxborn: 4:34pm On Nov 04, 2020
IgboSomalia:


And you are here fighting for Tradermoni.

And you're here fighting for Igbos

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Esther Agbaje Wins Minnesota - US State Assembly Seat (Photo) by JoshOxborn: 4:28pm On Nov 04, 2020
She was my girlfriend back then in the 90s.

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Travel / Re: Move To Australia Or Stay In Naija, 550k Job In 2020 by JoshOxborn: 7:59am On Nov 04, 2020
Imagine this question. You already made your choice but you still came here to flaunt your salary and occupation.
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