The person that rated this crap might even be Nigerian. That is how waggish this country can be.

But this laycon guy ugly o. E be like those Somalian refugees...lass lass na money be fine bobo.

I been dey curse Nigeria everyday coz this independence day Buhari don use him bad luck kill every speck of patriotism.

Girls are weird creatures with bizarre characters.

Vyzz:


How do u do it?...

Niggas need good lucks right now

I don't know, It just comes... please masturbation is still a dirty act.

Good pm, Nairalanders.

Am I the only one that experiences good luck and relief after masturbating?

I hate masturbating because I feel it is a dirty act and I also dislike it when I wet my boxers after masturbating, it stinks, and so on. But my observations made me realize that I always escape catastrophes after masturbating in that week, I'm not an addicted masturbator tho, I do it once or twice a week.

hmm. From other people familiarities and experiences they always say masturbation brings them bad luck, abyss, and emptiness even forgetfulness, I can say masturbation made my IQ soar high, me that I struggle and grapple to solve mathematics can now unravel all kinds of difficulty in mathematics so far I follow the examples, I grab everything easily.


So is there anyone with the same experience?

PS: I didn't write this to encourage masturbation, in fact, I'm on 30 days nofap masturbation quilting thread on nairaland.


Your advice will be highly acknowledged.

Hahaha.. This is an impossible task! C' mon.

I don't wanna die, I'd do it with my blood sister, I know she'll understand, she can't let me die. Even if pregnancy show up.. na abortion go follow. lol

Ilickass:


It's not a good thing really. If she sucks my dick, then I should suck her pussy too. I met a lady recently and I told her I love licking ass. To my surprise, she lick mine too even though she hasn't done it before. This thing should be give and take naw..

oh my goodness, what did I just read now?

A touching story... interesting to read.

Incrizz:

You know the amazing thing? You don't have the power to stop those who have ears to hear from hearing.
There is something wrong somewhere, if what I wrote up there scares you.
Let God set you free. All you need do is ask genuinely.

Oh my... Just get the Bleep outta my sight.

Blissguts:


Honestly I'm skeptical.

What if there is a but, what would one do ?

Try it, MBA is cool.

I can also invite you to my money making machine app.

it got many investment packages and it's very very safe. We can talk better man, DM on whatsapp 0819286068.

You expect people to pay #20k in this adversity?

Why don't you use MBA trade? or are you skeptical about that establishment?

MBA is safe and secure, there's a MBA trade here, you can seek for enquires there.

Cut the Crap, Your horror tales won't put a damn fear in our mind. There's nothing like 666, you this brainwashed extremist

Flora Cash - You're something else

Kodak Black - Calling my spirit

Lil uzi vert - Sangsine Paradise (I've forgotten the spelling)

The Weekends - Blinding light.

Mad at Disney

Doja Cat - Rules.

Conan Heather

Lil durk - 3headed goat.


And so...

This man should be litigated for being a simp

listowell:
Investment in what?

I don't know, you can invest in Forex or something. MBA is doing great.

Hahaha, This is creative. Nice one.

HIIT institute, it's in Ikeja.You can Google search it.

MrBrownJay1:


Nah bro, these are WIGS... put with glue and that can be removed. Just like women's weave etc that look natural but ain't.

Here:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54Ik8eah5Vw

OR


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHWHP3knkXI

Tf? I don't know there are men wigs. where can I get these?

Yup, They do, only the courageous do. These girls will rather drink hot water than profess her love to a guy.

I'd advise to use that money for investment and raise it to like 5M and zoom off to Germany or Canada. Sufficient funds will give you peace of mind.

Badonasty:


Why I made that statement is cos I’ve watched an interview where Neymar was asked about what he thought about racism in football and he said he hasn’t experienced it before cos he’s not ‘black’...he said it himself

Yup, he is black but I don't think he likes being black.

Badonasty:


Me sef surprise...cos Neymar doesn’t identify as black...most of his close friends are white if not all

Must he be African? ain't there black Brazilian?
Neymar is biracial, they call them "prado" in Brazil.
Neymar skin color is brown, so he identifies black. His real hair is Afro kinky hair, but he always straighten it to hide it. I don't even think Neymar his skin color..