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Family / Re: I'm Planning On Taking My Son To His Father by JoshOxborn: 9:44am On Aug 20, 2020
Dainy1:
Why begging him to love his own son? If he doesn't, what's the point of taking the innocent boy to him to suffer?
Most Nigerian father's are useless.

Exactly! That is what I'm trying to tell her.
Family / Re: I'm Planning On Taking My Son To His Father by JoshOxborn: 9:01am On Aug 20, 2020
Senoritaluvy:
But did you grow up a loving person not hating your father?
Not returning him to his father, but taking hime to him to spending little time to get to know each other. I just need that man in his son's life.

He can visit him but never let him live under his roofs. His stepmother can be vicious
Family / Re: I'm Planning On Taking My Son To His Father by JoshOxborn: 8:59am On Aug 20, 2020
Senoritaluvy:
But did you grow up a loving person not hating your father?
Not returning him to his father, but taking hime to him to spending little time to get to know each other. I just need that man in his son's life.

yeah i hate my father! He's most irresponsible man i have ever seen. A lazy full grown ass man who can't take care of his children. He can't even feed us alone that he had to take me and my younger brother to eat at his Elder sister house, he never he bought me a single cloth or pay my school fees, I'm sure if i grow up living with him, I will a rebellious Yahoo boy. My mother is so loving, she provided almost everything i ever wanted! Few weeks ago when i returned back to my mother's place after spending 7months with him, I didn't call him or send my regards to him. He was furious i didn't call him, so he started bluffing and saying gibberish. What made me hate that stupid man is that he told us "if he dies now, he won't will his uncompleted house to us." His house is not even worth it but the way he decided to give his only property to his wife over us. That shows how irresponsible he is. This same man never send an child support to my mother for 15years.

smiley angry Mothers are best! No woman should give his child to back to his ex-husband, I'm sure that child will go rebellious and will be maltreated my his stepmother.

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Family / Re: I'm Planning On Taking My Son To His Father by JoshOxborn: 10:04pm On Aug 19, 2020
Don't make any stupid mistake to return him to his irresponsible father or else you want him to suffer and become rebellious. My mother almost did the same but I thank God she didn't do it. That would have been her greatest mistake. I thank God for my mother! She's the greatest person in my life.

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Family / Re: What Did Your Parents Call Your Private Part While Growing Up? by JoshOxborn: 9:58pm On Aug 19, 2020
Kokoro cheesy grin
Family / Re: What Is Your Opinion About People Celebrating Their Divorce ? by JoshOxborn: 9:57pm On Aug 19, 2020
The feminist agenda ! This set of people even celebrate failure, some feminist are talented idiots, they do everything to the extreme. I won't be surprised if the new generation of feminists cry and weep when they give birth to a male child.
Family / Re: Who Else Has A Permanent Scar From Childhood And Where? by JoshOxborn: 9:48pm On Aug 19, 2020
JoshOxborn:
Hmm. I have a medium sized scar on the right side of my leg, I got it from my very strict Aunty, she is egregious and flagrant. Now this is how i got the scar from her. One day, i was very hungry because i didn't take breakfast to School and i was expecting her to call me to eat something at least to quench the sweltering hunger unsettling my tummy, as expected she called me and gave me money to Barb my hair, as you know In Yoruba she said "Lo ge irun e" (Go and cut your hair) so i misinterpreted to "Lo je oun" (go and eat your food) grin sad sad sad grin grin grin sometimes hunger can make you a jerk. So i collected the money and dashed to a local food restaurant and ordered for a plate of rice and beans with a stewed beef on top of the food.grin After I finished the food my aunty was surprised i didn't cut my hair and she asked me why i didn't cut my hair? So i told her i thought the money she gave me for lunch! If you see how many Aunty flared up like helium balloons, i was terrified and I know I was in a big trouble, she said 'That money was to be used to cut my hair not to eat', immediately she order a boy to get her a cane from a nearby bush, if you see the cane that boy brought, you will pee on your pants! he handed my sister the cane and she gave me up to 15 lashes on every part of my body especially my legs, I screamed in agony and rolled on the floor like a kid whose lollipop was snatched from. I eventually stopped crying and saw the a fat wound on the right side of my leg, what made the wound worse was that my Aunty failed to quickly treat the wound for me, she ignored it for close to a week untill houseflies starts to devour on it! It was then she realized the wound is getting worse! So she finally treated it with injection powder. It finally healed but the scar is still visible and disfiguring on my leg tho you won't notice it.


Wow! I typed an epistle! Me? I'm can't believe a lazy me can sit down to type something this lengthy. **Smiles**
Family / Re: Who Else Has A Permanent Scar From Childhood And Where? by JoshOxborn: 9:46pm On Aug 19, 2020
Hmm. I have a medium sized scar on the right side of my leg, I got it from my very strict Aunty, she is egregious and flagrant. Now this is how i got the scar from her. One day, i was very hungry because i didn't take breakfast to School and i was expecting her to call me to eat something at least to quench the sweltering hunger unsettling my tummy, as expected she called me and gave me money to Barb my hair, as you know In Yoruba she said "Lo ge irun e" (Go and cut your hair) so i misinterpreted to "Lo je oun" (go and eat your food) grin sad sad sad grin grin grin sometimes hunger can make you a jerk. So i collected the money and dashed to a local food restaurant and ordered for a plate of rice and beans with a stewed beef on top of the food.grin After I finished the food my aunty was surprised i didn't cut my hair and she asked me why i didn't cut my hair? So i told her i thought the money she gave me was for lunch! If you see how many Aunty flared up like helium balloons, i was terrified and I know I was in a big trouble, she said 'That money was to be used to cut my hair not to eat', immediately she order a boy to get her a cane from a nearby bush, if you see the cane that boy brought, you will pee on your pants! he handed my sister the cane and she gave me up to 15 lashes on every part of my body especially my legs, I screamed in agony and rolled on the floor like a kid whose lollipop was snatched from. I eventually stopped crying and saw the a fat wound on the right side of my leg, what made the wound worse was that my Aunty failed to quickly treat the wound for me, she ignored it for close to a week untill houseflies starts to devour on it! It was then she realized the wound is getting worse! So she finally treated it with injection powder. It finally healed but the scar is still visible and disfiguring on my leg tho you won't notice it.


Wow! I typed an epistle! Me? I'm can't believe a lazy me can sit down to type something this lengthy. **Smiles**

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Nairaland / General / Re: How An Upcoming Nigerian Wildlife Photographer Got Pictures Of A Royal Python. by JoshOxborn: 9:08pm On Aug 19, 2020
That snake is harmless! Why didn't you let it attack you fess before you smashed it head with a stick. Wicked boy.

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Phones / Re: What Good Phone Can I Buy With 200k? by JoshOxborn: 12:13pm On Aug 19, 2020
iPhone X max
Phones / Re: Umidigi Bison Rugged Smartphone With Helio P60 Chipset Announced by JoshOxborn: 12:06pm On Aug 19, 2020
Umidigi is making me happy... My A3x still rugged!
Romance / Re: Help A Sister Out Nairalanders by JoshOxborn: 11:18am On Aug 19, 2020
He's not ready to carry any burden yet. Either you stay with him till he gets rich, which might take long or you exit from the relationship.. even me sef i can't marry when I'm not rich enough to carry the burden in marriage..

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Investment / Re: should i invest in Crash And Boom Forex Trading.I need your advice by JoshOxborn: 1:07am On Aug 19, 2020
mannasseh:
I have, Thanks
I already replied you.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: RB Leipzig Vs PSG :UCL (0 - 3) On 18 August 2020 by JoshOxborn: 10:06pm On Aug 18, 2020
Where's SweetCunt? I told ya.

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Investment / Re: should i invest in Crash And Boom Forex Trading.I need your advice by JoshOxborn: 9:53pm On Aug 18, 2020
I sent you a PM. Try to reply it.
Family / Re: What Can You Do With 5k Within 28days? by JoshOxborn: 6:30pm On Aug 18, 2020
SweetCunt97:
Guy abeg shift. Fortune favors d bold. Flex money for bet no bad. Na people wey carry am for head u suppose go talk to

Alright.
Family / Re: What Can You Do With 5k Within 28days? by JoshOxborn: 10:32am On Aug 18, 2020
SweetCunt97:
Well, never play more than u can afford to lose ni. That's d rule. All lost yesterday shall b recovered today.

That is how you will lose more, Greed is inevitable when you gamble.
Family / Re: Which Insecticide (fleet) Has Worked For You Against Mosquitoes At Home by JoshOxborn: 12:45am On Aug 18, 2020
I don't think i have used Mosquito insecticide before. I once applied a method my mother taught me. when i feel the mosquitoes won't allow me rest, I swing my long broom at their direction and also every corner of the room aggressively. *Smiles*

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Family / Re: What Can You Do With 5k Within 28days? by JoshOxborn: 12:37am On Aug 18, 2020
SweetCunt97:
Too small. See, inter vs shaktar = 1&, Leipzig vs psg= &over2.5. Shikena.

And the game didn't click!! Chai! Life of a Gambler! I thank God i was delivered.
Romance / Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by JoshOxborn: 11:39pm On Aug 17, 2020
Forgiveness is a sin, You this unrepentant and remorseless Premium Simp.

















*Laughs* Just kidding...
Romance / Re: The Reality Of Dating A Nigerian Lady by JoshOxborn: 11:34pm On Aug 17, 2020
One of the best thing I've heard on nairaland in a while. *Laughs loudly*
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Dated Or Had Sex With Your Neighbor ? And How Did It Go� by JoshOxborn: 11:27pm On Aug 17, 2020
Neighborhood sex can be very dangerous, she go dey disrespect you the moment you started f&cking her.

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Romance / Re: “I Couldn’t Walk The Next Day” – Woman, 80, Talks About First Sex With Boyfriend by JoshOxborn: 11:24pm On Aug 17, 2020
*Laughs softly* The guy must have hit the old grannie's rib while banging her expired pu$#y, possibly that is the reason she can't work the next day. *Laughs out loud*
Romance / Re: Can You Wear This To Church??? See How This Lady Dressed Up by JoshOxborn: 11:19pm On Aug 17, 2020
C'mon, let's be real.. She's not wearing anything, she only painted her body grotesquely. If she carries that to church nobody will listen to the pastor's sermon, some pervs will even bring out their dick and start jerking in the middle of the service. *Laughs*
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Strangest Thing That Has Ever Happened To You? by JoshOxborn: 11:11pm On Aug 17, 2020
The day i missed the opportunity to bleep a pu$&y even when this girl is rubbing my thighs and touching my d**ck small small, I don't even have any intention to bleep her in the first place but i just wanna have a taste, So i was in my friend's dad guest room, so we both enter inside a room and i was about unclothing her untill my friend jammed the door, he walked inside and drag out of the room. i wanted to challenge him but i felt something strange about that girl. i now remembered when my mum always tell me to run away from pussy, if i want to fulfill my destiny.

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Romance / Re: Woman Disgraces Man Mercilessly For Not Fvcking Her Well [watch Video] by JoshOxborn: 10:42pm On Aug 17, 2020
This is the type of thread nairaland girls like. You will see them dancing on the thread as if they won a lottery.
Investment / Re: I Want To Invest My 400k by JoshOxborn: 9:16pm On Aug 17, 2020
http://samtosglobal.com

Invest there and let them build your wealth.
Travel / Re: Russian Students Visa And Travelling by JoshOxborn: 10:37am On Aug 17, 2020
Ayomide002:
The school is free, the program is taught in English and the school is international

Bro, how did you gain admission there? Can you help with the link or procedures.
Investment / Re: MBA Investors Forum by JoshOxborn: 9:41pm On Aug 15, 2020
AlmondRPG47:
You're one hell of a guy....SMH

If I'm to look for 10 bad marketers and I meet you, I need search no more!

Ooiin....



Get out of here man. If you think MBA is the only legit investment company in Nigeria then you need to change your mind. I'm not even marketer but i know you will say that so you can feel happy.
Investment / Re: MBA Investors Forum by JoshOxborn: 7:24pm On Aug 15, 2020
JoshOxborn:


Nobody's forcing you Mr big mouth or did i tagged you to it? When MBA started i didn't find them on Google either. If you are not interested you could have just ignore this and walk away unnoticed

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