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Food / Re: I Caught This Bush Rat This Morning by Josipov: 7:49pm On Aug 29
Osaro4u2k:
After several attempt here comes the old rabbit. God has provided meat for his children today. Don't even dare ask me of the fur because it's not available

What kind of trap is this?
Agriculture / Re: Rate My Farm Produce Guys by Josipov: 10:24pm On Aug 28
ActiveFarms:
I need anyone to guess the approximate range of the number of cobs in the picture below. I will give the top ten closest winners Half bag of Maize in November, any part of the country you are based.
This should be between 3000 to 4000.... Let me say 3500 cobs
Health / Re: Help!!! How Can I Get Rid Of Bedbugs??? by Josipov: 11:05am On Aug 19
Starboytwo:
Get these and it set ye free.

Look for those agric shop, should be less than 1k and have peace in your home.

Bedbugs are terrorists. Say no to all terrorists.


How should one apply it in the room?
Agriculture / Re: This Is Bush Rat, Alligator, Grasscutter, Rabbit And Reptile TRAP by Josipov: 5:38am On Aug 15
Waffarianman:



Just try get fried yam, potato or akara combo the scent will lure them in try it and thank me later... Works for me everyday got mature bush cat yesterday make brain 🧠 dye. grin grin shocked

Lolz
Agriculture / Re: Improved Local Birds Breeds Project by Josipov: 4:12pm On Aug 14
Well done sir
This cock will be very big after it attains it's maturity.

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Agriculture / Re: This Is Bush Rat, Alligator, Grasscutter, Rabbit And Reptile TRAP by Josipov: 4:03pm On Aug 14
Waffarianman:



I have 2 built by me and it's helping me during this tinubu era. If giant rat no enter bush cat 🐈😺go enter all na chopping things
Wow
Bush cat??
What is it that you put inside that lure such a cunning creature into the cage?
Agriculture / Re: Improved Local Birds Breeds Project by Josipov: 4:24pm On Jun 23
adetoyeshe:
.. it was gotten for 10k
That's too expensive for a grower .... How much then will a full grown be?

It's okay if you're in Lagos, Abuja or PH... Any other places will have lesser patronage of this kind
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Vs Bayern Munich: UCL (2 - 1) On 8th May 2024 by Josipov: 9:41pm On May 08
How More minutes to go?
Food / Re: Has The Inflation Affected Your Eating Pattern? by Josipov: 8:29pm On Apr 11
Kharol1234:
0-1-1


1-0-1


snacks in between-1

Mine is 1-1-0

Due to the nature of my job as it requires a lot of energy mentally and physically.

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Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua V Francis Ngannou: Fight Today by Josipov: 7:15pm On Mar 08
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Joshua' will win
Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua V Francis Ngannou: Fight Today by Josipov: 7:15pm On Mar 08
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NYSC / Re: Corps Member Gifted ₦1M For Dance Passion (Pics, Video) by Josipov: 6:05am On Feb 26
Liammm:
I think this gesture by the old boys association is a misplaced priority. I know it's good news for the said corper but the association should have first addressed immediate concerns of the school. I say this because I know how nonchalant these associations can be when matters relating to school upgrade are tabled before them.

But how sure are you that they have not been addressing the immediate concerns of the school before now?
Agriculture / Re: This Is Bush Rat, Alligator, Grasscutter, Rabbit And Reptile TRAP by Josipov: 12:48pm On Feb 22
LocalFARMERS:



Sorry for the late response. I am not close to the location of the Trap. I wanted to give you details of the length, breath and height. But any Welder can use his initiative to do this.

It is a straight forward trap. No need for special knowledge. Your Welder can also go to any local market around u to see how the sample of the Trap looks like.

The truth is, the size does not really matters. However, it should be big enough to accommodate a Bush Rat, big Rabbit or Squirrel.

Thanks so much Sir
Food / Re: Cane Rat Caught With Trap by Josipov: 8:12pm On Feb 17
osuolale95:


It's 12mm, you can make it big as much as you want

Roger that Sir
Thanks so much

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Agriculture / Re: This Is Bush Rat, Alligator, Grasscutter, Rabbit And Reptile TRAP by Josipov: 9:14am On Feb 17
LocalFARMERS:


Okay. I will get that from the Welder that weld it
Thanks so much sir
Will be expecting your feedback.
I'm no welder but a welding machine I can use
Food / Re: Cane Rat Caught With Trap by Josipov: 10:23pm On Feb 16
osuolale95:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U667nCoGCYM

So there are lots of giant rats terrorizing our chickens and food store.

Last night, we set trap for them. Unfortunately, this one happens to fall in trap.

One baba has took it for processing, he said it’s a good meat for amala.

Please op... What are the sizes of the rods used to make this TRAP... And can you help me with this dimensions of the trap... Length, breath height and spacing of the rods
Agriculture / Re: This Is Bush Rat, Alligator, Grasscutter, Rabbit And Reptile TRAP by Josipov: 7:52pm On Feb 16
Also are those 8mm rods you used?
Agriculture / Re: This Is Bush Rat, Alligator, Grasscutter, Rabbit And Reptile TRAP by Josipov: 7:46pm On Feb 16
LocalFARMERS:
Trap

Please can i get the dimensions you used for this TRAP?
The length, breath and height
Plus the SPACING of the rods
Food / Re: Checkout The Rice I Bought In A Local Kaduna Market by Josipov: 1:16pm On Feb 16
simonlee:

Gidan Waya market, on Mondays
Wow
Well noted
Thanks so much Sir
Food / Re: Checkout The Rice I Bought In A Local Kaduna Market by Josipov: 9:06pm On Feb 15
simonlee:
So, considering the rate at which the price of foodstuffs keep increasing by the day, I decided to buy enough rice to last a while.
I went to a local market here in Southern Kaduna (where I work) to get my rice. These local markets are open only once a week, with traders and buyers from far and wide coming to make the most of it.
I was able to get local, clean rice at the rate of N1,500 per mudu (our unit of measurement here grin). I bought 15 mudus, that's N22,500 and got 1 extra mudu free after scoping the mama to the best of my ability.
I think it was a good purchase considering how our brothers in the south are lamenting the cost of food over there.
What's the situation in your area?

Which market and what day of the week...
At Samaru or Zonkwa?
Sports / Re: AFCON: CAF Clears Chukwueze, Osimhen, Moses Simon As Doping Tests Return -ve by Josipov: 10:55am On Jan 30
grandstar:
I have long advocated that Chess players too must be tested for doping grin grin grin grin

I'm a Chess player
What is your reason for this suggestion?
Career / Re: How I Decided To Learn Handiwork At 45. by Josipov: 8:27am On Jan 09
cutieme:

Person fit use three months learn am?
Yes... But you won't be a master in the art... 1 to 2 years is a good enough time stay under a master and learn the nitty gritty of it.
Don't be in a hurry.. be patient and learn all you should know
Romance / Re: What Is One Thing You Regret Doing This Year? by Josipov: 10:18am On Dec 02, 2023
Vicloteck:
You this old cargo , no sensible and responsible man will marry you. grin

Don't be surprised that if you ever meet her in person... She could be a very nice person, a complete opposite of how she is been view here on nairaland

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Romance / Re: What Is One Thing You Regret Doing This Year? by Josipov: 10:12am On Dec 02, 2023
Jennyclay:
I regretted worrying so much about finding a right partner this year. Nigerian men don’t worth the stress Abeg undecided. They are all the same abeg undecided

There is a lot to the world and life besides finding a partner. Life is not about finding your partner. It’s about finding yourself!

You can try me next year... You won't regret.
There are still good guys.
Health / Re: My Dick Is Bringing Out Pus by Josipov: 6:25pm On Jun 09, 2023
You probably jammed with MIOKUKUSHESHE grin

The warning and instruction from our creator is very clear "thou shall not commit Adultery/fornication"

But you thought you were smarter...
Nairaland / General / Re: Hilda Baci: What Can You Do Nonstop For 90 Hours? by Josipov: 4:24pm On May 16, 2023
labake1:
Hilda Baci has inspired us all! What can you do nonstop for 90 hours? 🤔




For me, I can sew for days, just provide me snacks, funny movies and music grin kiss

Playing chess
Health / Re: TINNITUS: Cost of removing auditory nerves in Nigeria. by Josipov: 9:48pm On Apr 27, 2023
Saladdin:
@Kpakpakpa and others, help is on the way, ensure to carefully read my entire writeup.

Please and please don't remove that Auditory nerves o. shocked shocked Regardless of the age of your tinnitus, you can still relieve the symptoms from 10-100%. Yes, all and you'll have a blissful night sleep. Mercy Johnson also made a great mistake by removing her Thyroid gland. Anything and everything on this planet can be CURED, except death. Yes! I will always stand by that!

Don't let the some of the failings of modern medicine condemn you to a life of unwanted noise.

If your tinnitus is subjective (i.e caused by noise, ear infection, drugs, or other unknown cause etc) congrats you're on your way to a swift healing.

But if it's objective that is, the Doctor or anyone else can ear it, then you may want to check for heart conditions and other issues.

Let me repeat, TINNITUS, can be CURED 100%, I'm a living testimony and others who've tried the method below.

First off, you should up your Zinc intake from both natural and pills. For naturals, eat beef liver (one of the best superfood on the planet!), Fishes etc. For supplements, go to a big pharmacy and ask for Zinc (50-100mg). Then take it everyday.

You know why you should take Zinc?
The ear is one of the organs with the largest concentration of Zinc in the body. Depletion of Zinc causes tinnitus, and increasing it's intake helps relieve tinnitus resulting from other means including Zinc depletion.

Also, excess Zinc would be safely disposed off by the body. This should be combined with the second method.

The second method will blow your mind off, and it's the most effective!
The answer is good, old Onion or it's cousin garlic. These two are the most potent remedy we know to fight Tinnitus and ear infections to the core.

Yes, #100 worth of onion or garlic maybe all it takes to free you from this condition forever. Don't let anyone consign you to a life of misery because they believe it's incurable.

Don't be scared. You can use this in three ways, however, before use, ask someone to check your ear drums with a flashlight, if it's not perforated then continue;

1. Remove the old back, cut the onion, grate it, and squeeze the juice. Then with a teaspoon, bend and expose the affect ear upwards and put two drops in it, and cover it with cotton wool to retain the juice inside. It might feel cold, but your body will adjust to it. Change every 6-8 hours. Though it's best done in the night.

2. Cut the onion in ring shapes,take one ring and insert into the ear, with the other part of the ring sticking out, then go to sleep.

3. Put the onion in a hot, dry pot, and roast for 2 mins. Thereafter, you remove from the fire. Onion gets heated easily, so you may want to use a very clean cloth. Cut in half, and wrap with a clean cloth. Then take it close to the affected ear and let the steam penetrate the ear.

Use it consistently,and your Tinnitus will go away in no time.

If you prefer garlic, I'll give you it's formula too.

For everyone suffering from Tinnitus, start the aforementioned process ASAP, and get total relief from Tinnitus. Tried and tested by me and others.

So what if the ear drum is perforated?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Course Did You Study And What Do You Do Currently? by Josipov: 1:03pm On Jan 27, 2023
Octobertwentysix:







Who give you phone, my friend drop that phone and go wash the plates.

Lolz
Issorite
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Course Did You Study And What Do You Do Currently? by Josipov: 2:15pm On Jan 26, 2023
Octobertwentysix:







grin na now you come, it's your dream and I wish you all the best, by the way I no dey monitor you.

But u like am ba? grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Course Did You Study And What Do You Do Currently? by Josipov: 2:13pm On Jan 26, 2023
Adrian98:
Speaking for my future. I’ll remind you next year. But why you Dey monitor my life??
.
Lolz
I think she likes you...

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