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good morning pals, how can one get to Ilorin from jos plateau, directions pls
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NEWBIN:
Below are my lines


Yo yo yo yo yo

Because I am so quick
My mama named me Harry
My punchlines are so sick
Dropping so straight from my diary
That girl is my new chick
Going home to pay her dowry
Get the hell outta here bitch
Your kind is needed in Kalahari
You so lean as a stick
Hahaha unlike president Buhari
Gonna lash your as bitch
Aint gonna spare any Tom Dick and Harry
Listen up girl look at me don't blink
I say unequivocally it is you I am gonna marry
Don't fall for the haters trick
Will get them outta way so no bother worry


Yo yo yo yo

Any Challenger?

challenge accepted by poetic josites
hey you, listen up,
poor Tommy Dickson,
I became a king and walked the lane of this same sane fame game that you are lame and feeds on shame.
holla my name, poetic josites
cos am a beast from the east that feasts on fists with ease, so the least, pay homage for the king has come
though I ain't Nero, but watch ya
cos you would be metamorphosed
from hero to zero
you pharaoh that got no fellows
you say my flow was so slow
when you are here drooling on my poo.
haha haha! poor dummy dick son,
I got a pool of this poo if you can pull through
from the shallow valley you called your mind
just take a rake and rake your wrecked lake you called a brain.
track back your quacked cracked brain,
I reminisce
how I weaned you like a Cuban weed
so you can grow and glow well when I smoke you
but you only grow so low and flow so slow

may be I was wrong not to know
you got no wings to flow you on the wind
even the crack you became was a quacked crack that got cracked by a cracked head bitch that pitched her tent on a beach with a high pitched voice with no choice but a who're to every dickhead even to the dummy dickson.
your mate got dates and fame in this game
all you ever got was hate and shame
cos you came lame in this game
listen up dickson
I am black not blank
I might lag but never lack
I am strong and furious
like a ferocious venom of a viper
I can vibe to infinity with tenacity
I am a king in this jungle I don't rumble
but am humble
I can juggle you to struggle and stumble
like a cracked tumble if you ain't humble
cos every train that derail once got a rail
so fix your head in your lane
cos I am insane in this sane same fame game
that you are lame in and got no shame.
God bless 2pac Shakur that schooled us in this game that you got screwed in with your crew that are all crude and rude from the root like Ruth and Jude in a farm with no tools for farming
by Vincent ANACH aka poetic crixus

Let me be the only sensible nairalander that calls this d worst lie of d century.
Lie number 1
-It is highly impossible for a corp member not to know his LGI.
- d corp member has been intimidated to accept d adulterated tale as true or risk extension.
- corp members are not alowed to grant media interview, so she would never tell her story, but live in pain.
- without being provoke no sane person would grab another by the colar, she must have done that in self defence for survival when d beating was severe.
Nigerians should grow up and look into a story from dif angles.
D nysc's side of d story is a lie of d century for any person who have served.
Sis, God would heal ur pain.

Ok, na so

Josite is watching you from zambisa forest

Our Muslim brothers are observing azumi/ fasting, d DG is also a muslim, i think camp wud be after d ramadan celebration. Period

Name: vincent school: UNN dept: biochemistry GSM: 08064726049 resides in Jos Ede, osun state 2016 batchA II MOD add me in d whatsapp page.

Chai! Why dem come post me go osun state for Ede LGA. I hope say we go dey safe.
BatchA streamII

NYSC KINDA PISSIN ME OFF NOW

We would get there.

katerine7:
batch A stream 1
just enter a bus going to osogbo then tell d driver u will stop at Ede, from Ede junction, enter a cab/bike dat will stop you at d camp gate

Chai PTA ko, OTA ni university don turn to kiddies academy

Hit joor

Luv her sweet body

Perfect curves

katerine7:
where will you be coming from

jos, plateau. You?

josites:
08064726049, welcome to d land of aregbesola. Lets go there

where is ede located in osun state

08064726049, welcome to d land of aregbesola. Lets go there

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some one should post all d secretariates' phone numbers here, let's start dialing. It's called internet riot. Only through this can we get a press statement from NYSC.

goldenval:
Kid, next time read Nairabet T/C before coming here to talk nonsense. You made a payout during Saturday which was none banking day, then, Monday was a public holidays too which means, your withdrawal will start processing today and you might get it today or latest tomorrow.

BTW, is Nairaland an agent of Nairabet?

well, wont be drawn into any controversy with u or any other person. Why sounding like a frusrated person specie on heat, bro. Got paid today, nairabet is so slow in d payment process.

BET WON 396200.56 at N100 stake. Part was used to finance my final year project. Thank you BET9JA and real madrid. Men like me love taking risk, if I win i become happier, if i lose i become wiser. That was money for soft drink/ diabetics or babes.
Once more, bet for fun, bet wisely. Thank you bet9ja.

I also made a payout amount of N17000 from my nairabet account as of saturday last week, up till this moment they have not pay into my bank account

Vincent. Plateau, delta, osun. Chai!!!!! There we go

[quote author=Presidiotbuhari post=44642289]Classic reply to a deranged fellow. Infact, her exccellency should'nt have stoop this low in dignifying mentally unsteable and out of touch kemi with a reply.
We love bianca, let them kiss dullard ass

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it's not jamb that gave you bad results, it's nairaland, facebook, twitter, nollywood tv and lastly your teenage bf/gf. Sec sch students now see d library as a police cell.

TonyeBarcanista:
As Coordinating minister of the Economy under Jonathan, Iwaela was mthe defacto prime minister. Under her watch, the oil price was at all time high but nothin came out. Reserve was depleted, ECA was depleted(thanks to Govs), yet we had no infrastructure on ground to boost our economy. NOI kept rollin out figures and statistics that had no reflection in reality. I think she should be allowed to rest.

As for Adeosun, I think she isn't fit enough for the job of finance minister. Maybe she assume that her british tongue is enough to handle Nigeria economy.


I'll sugest that Buhari hire the former commissioner of finance that served under Tinubu or any home-grown professional.

but the price of dollar was not 400; garri and rice not costly, economic meltdown we never witnessed, workers weren't relieved of jobs, Go into d market now and see the prices of goods.

Badosqi:
because it was just an equalizer in a most win game. The lost to Leicester last week and can't afford to draw or lose to Tot.

An Aguero scoring that goal will probably not celebrate the goal, he would have carried the ball back for Tots to restart the match.

They didn't celebrate with him because they were rushing back to the half way line for the match to continue and push for more goals.


Nigerians just love to sing the"THE WHITES HATE US"song, because this is the only thing I see here. Iheneacho has scored 8 goals prior to yesterday goal and they celebrated with him when he scored the goals. So why would the team suddenly gang up against a 19 yr old guy? Doesn't make sense.
He scored an hat trick recently and these stars sang a song for him in the dressing room to show how much they love him.
The needed more goals Iheneacho did an Usain Bolt to the corner flag, celebrating means they must chase after him to celebrate and waste an important 1-2mins in a must win match at the Etihad stadium.

but arsenal players celebrated walcot equalizer againt 10-men leicester at d emirates. Why?

hakeem4:
no it's not a name of an Animal but someone who the greatest person in your family looks up to

when indian hemp sperm fertilize a child, you dont expect him to be normal. Fela see your product. Shameless idiot

[quote author=hadaydoyin post=42181858]Vocal afobeat musician, Seun Kuti has weighed in on the controversy over the appearance of Olisa Metuh in hands cuff at the Federal High Court Abuja on Tuesday.

Brimming with sarcasm and contempt, Seun Kuti wondered in a facebook comment why the matter should generate hue and cry among Nigerians.

His comment,
This is Nigeria where innocent people are burnt without trial for being witches...Alleged criminals burnt for 20 naira, sanctioned by the people...No out rage every thing is sanctioned then one man accused of stealing 400mn naira is put in cuffs my time line just dey full of nonsense talk!!! Next court date dem must chain him leg too!!!

http://expressng.com/2016/01/bring-olisa-metuh-in-leg-chains-next-time-seun-kuti-blasts/#OJ6q4JP8Sx1mlmdS.99
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seun Kuti is d by-product of indian hemp. Fela never planned to give birth to him, it was as a result of indian hemp, so he was formed from an indian-hemped-sperm, so I can excuse him for that. His brain is touching. Yorubas have remained d problem of nigeria for years, always creating troubles among nigerians.

Zblog:
http://cdn1.vanguardngr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Bankole-Hameed.jpg

bankole hameed an author without a single publication. Tell him d history of d massacre which started as early as 1957 at sabon gari kano. His hatred for Igbos is nothing. Awolowo who you called your father is a war criminal, committed lots of war attrocities in his bid to execute genocide. Ojukwu saved his people from ur extermination, so go and fall inside d pit.

infoebiscoebi:
Isn’t this sad that some girls has no atom of respect for themselves. This is why many guys hardly have respect for woman. A story is making the rounds on social media and it involves a drunk lady who was at the beer parlor with her boyfriend.

The unidentified lady in Enugu, under the influence of alcohol, stripped completely in her birth suit and took daring photos with her boyfriend who appeared to have buried his mouth on one of her ‘nippies’.

Wonder how people showed support to even take photos of this nasty sight. We do not have the identity of the woman and cannot verify either if she is an ‘ashii’ or the man’s girlfriend.

Personally, I doubt if she is the man’s girlfriend due to the total disrespect he had for her as she displayed her n@kedies before all while he had his mouth tearing all over her body. But then, you can never tell with today’s women ooh. See crazy photos below;
- See more at: http://www.mcebisco.com/2016/01/end-time-see-how-girl-poses-nked-with.html#sthash.Si23JC6H.dpuf

end time babes

EeonGedes:
The Waiters Theory(mixtape) by GEDES which droped few days back is a compilation you don't want to Miss.. Everyone reacting diffrently to verses and songs on the Tape. This is my Favorite Rapper VEC's reaction


You too can listen and share your thought
Download/Stream Mixtape below:

https://soundcloud.com/iamgedes/sets/the-waiters-theory

http://www.datafilehost.com/d/32df3a6c

interesting shit