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CrimeRe: I Use Urine To Prepare Moi-Moi For My Customers – Alleged Witch Confesses by jossayo(m): 2:14pm On Jan 04, 2015
LillyAnne:
Azin eh grin

Happy Sunday
holy ghost fire!!!
FashionRe: Why Is Pink Most Ladies' Favourite Colour? by jossayo(m): 3:59pm On Jan 03, 2015
Which thinghuh Am curious,i wan2 know
ronald4lif:
Coz that thing is pink
;DWhich thinghuh Am curious,i wan2 know
ronald4lif:
Coz that thing is pink
PoliticsJonathan Not Capable Of Ending Boko Haram Insurgency, Corruption by jossayo(op): 8:07am On Jan 03, 2015
The All Progressives Congress (APC) says President Goodluck Jonathan lacks the capacity to tackle the challenges facing the country. He has not been able to do anything in six years, even if given more years, nothing would change, the party claimed.
”The President has finally admitted that the two main challenges facing the country are corruption and insecurity, and seems to be telling Nigerians to give him more time to tackle the problems. But the truth is that he lacks the capacity to fight and defeat these challenges, whether in six or 10 years,” the party said in a statement by its National Publicity Secretary, Alhaji Lai Mohammed.
”A President who has spent the last six years trying to diagnose the main problems facing the country will apparently need another four years to plan how to tackle the challenges. By then, all of us would have been buried under the rubble of corruption and our country would have been decimated by insecurity. It is therefore time for Nigerians to vote in a President who will hit the ground running, a President who will tackle the problems of corruption and insecurity headlong, without giving excuses for failure,” it said.
The opposition slammed the Jonathan administration as corrupt, noting that a corrupt government can never fight corruption.
”Mr. President said he wants to put in place the institutions to tackle corruption before taking on the canker worm that has almost destroyed the fabric of our society. Pray, whatever happened to the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) and the Independent Corrupt Practices and Other Related Offences Commission (ICPC)? Were they not institutions specifically created for the purpose of tackling corruption, but which the Jonathan Administration chose to castrate?
”There is no better way to say this: President Jonathan lacks the political will to tackle corruption, and he will not tackle it if he spends 60 years in office,” the statement read.
The APC also criticized the way Jonathan has handled Boko Haram insurgency. According to the party, the president missed the chance to nip the menace in the bud when it just started, as he was busy blaming everyone.
”Had the President learnt a lesson or two from the crushing defeat of the Maitatsine sect by Gen. Muhammadu Buhari, which signalled the death knell of the sect that is a precursor of Boko Haram, the insurgency that is daily claiming the lives of our citizens would have been defeated early on.
”It is too late in the day for President Jonathan to engage in sophistry over the twin evil of corruption and insecurity. He has reached the limit of his capacity to tackle these challenges and it is time to allow those with necessary political will and capacity to take on the challenges before they crush the country,” the party said.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Chelsea (5 - 3) On 1st January 2015 by jossayo(m): 7:45pm On Jan 01, 2015
If chelsea has a million fan,then am among,if they have only one fan,am d one,if they have no fan,then am dead...despite our flop,i'll 4ever support you chelsea...up blues till i see baba God in heaven
Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious Made In 9ja Keke (pics) by jossayo(m): 9:00pm On Dec 30, 2014
Oga na keke napep
Jamie1360:
Wetin be dis shocked
Nairaland GeneralLAWMA To Convert Popular Refuse Dump Site To Golf Course by jossayo(op): 12:30pm On Dec 30, 2014
Have you ever passed by Ojota going towards Maryland in Lagos? Then you would have noticed the Olusosun dumpsite that stinks to the high heavens. The news is that Lagos State Waste Management Authority (LAWMA) said yesterday that it would soon turn the Olusosun dumpsite in Ojota into a golf course. Tagged as Nigeria’s most popular refuse dump, Olusosun has been a subject of foreign documentaries in the past because of the many activities of scavengers at the site.The managing director of LAWMA, Mr Ola Oresanya, said the golf course project would come under the agency’s second 10-year-rolling plan.
“In the rolling plan, we are focusing downstream and our downstream is at the disposal sites. Our landfills development is a real focus, we already sign contract for development of our state of the heart landfills sites at Epe and Badagry. And those landfill sites are the real focus for the next rolling plan and a site also will be located in Ogun state. That is around Mowe/Ibafo area that we took over. Then we will close down the Olusosun dumpsite completely and turn it into golf course. We will continue to build transfer stations and material recovery plants in Lagos”.
“Those are parts of the ten year rolling plan and we will increase our waste conversion to almost 70 per cent to 80 per cent of the wastes we generate in Lagos. The wastes will now be converted to something very useful within that ten years rolling plan. Then, we want to make sure that we get the economics of waste management very well and the economics must be perfect within the next ten year. So those are the key ingredients of those plans.’’
CelebritiesRe: Photos: Nollywood Stars At Ibinabo Fiberesima's Wedding by jossayo(m): 4:55pm On Dec 26, 2014
Ok
RomanceRe: My Butt Is Causing Unnecessary Attention For Me by jossayo(m): 12:21am On Dec 24, 2014
Abiii bros!
GoodFaith:
We need to see the photo of the butt
before we help u
PoliticsRe: Amaechi Expresses Frustration Over Failed Rivers APC Rally, Orders Another Rally by jossayo(m): 12:04am On Dec 24, 2014
Udgafhuh.xo y u kon comment,ah think u should save that sympathy for yourself
Bleshh:
#sympathyComment

IDGAF!
CelebritiesRe: Unveiling Former President, Olusegun Obasanjo’s Children by jossayo(m): 11:56pm On Dec 23, 2014
Maybe 15
Tolexander:
Though in Yoruba land, 'a ki ka omo fun olomo' but i have to count thishow many mothers?
;DMaybe 15
Tolexander:
Though in Yoruba land, 'a ki ka omo fun olomo' but i have to count thishow many mothers?
CrimeRe: Okada Rider Beats Pregnant Woman To Coma For Grabbing His Crotch by jossayo(op): 5:06pm On Dec 22, 2014
delishpot:
Na wa. Too many mad people on the loose o.
many are mad but few are roaming
SportsMuhammad Ali Taken To Hospital With Pneumonia by jossayo(op): 6:52am On Dec 22, 2014
The three-time world heavyweight champion, who has Parkinson’s disease, was being treated by his team of doctors and was in a stable condition, said his spokesman, Bob Gunnell.


“He went into the hospital this morning,” Gunnell said. “He has a mild case of pneumonia and the prognosis is good.”
Gunnell declined to say where the 72-year-old Ali was being kept in hospital. No other details were released due to the Ali family’s request for privacy, he said.
Ali appeared in public in September to attend a ceremony in his hometown of Louisville for the Muhammad Ali Humanitarian Awards. He did not speak.
Ali retired from boxing in 1981 and devoted himself to social causes. He travelled the world on humanitarian missions. Ali received the Presidential Medal of Freedom from George Bush in 2005.
The Muhammad Ali Centre in Louisville is dedicated to Ali’s humanitarian causes and also showcases his boxing career.
Ali and his wife, Lonnie, have homes in Paradise Valley, Arizona; Berrien Springs, Michigan; and in Louisville.
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Remembers When He Used To Enter Public Buses (Photo) by jossayo(m): 6:37am On Dec 22, 2014
I suppose u shud knw hw to be d gov.even witawt a single vote...just go do houseboi 4 oga tifnubu
tobillionaire:
... Willl u vote. Fr me?
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Remembers When He Used To Enter Public Buses (Photo) by jossayo(m): 10:02pm On Dec 21, 2014
Maybe when you become our gov.
tobillionaire:
When z dis lag gonna change dis their transport system selfhuh
CelebritiesRe: Desmond Elliot Shares An Extremely Cute Photo Of Himself With His Family by jossayo(m): 9:57pm On Dec 21, 2014
No homo on nairaland..
icebebe:
Her br*ast won spill out sha
CelebritiesRe: Desmond Elliot Shares An Extremely Cute Photo Of Himself With His Family by jossayo(m): 9:50pm On Dec 21, 2014
holatin:
Desmond ediot family fine oooo
;Dwiked dude
FoodRe: 1200 Christmas Chickens Lost To Auto Accident by jossayo(m): 9:46pm On Dec 21, 2014
Eleyi gidi gan o
CrimeOkada Rider Beats Pregnant Woman To Coma For Grabbing His Crotch by jossayo(op): 7:01pm On Dec 21, 2014
A commercial motorcycle operator, yesterday, has beaten a seven- month pregnant woman to coma along Lagos-Badagry expressway, near Oluti bus stop in Lagos State.

The woman was said to have paid the unknown rider a stipulated amount of money to convey her from Iyana Iba to First Gate bus stop, Maza Maza.

According to an eyewitness, who identified herself simply as Mama Bola, the pregnant woman, Feyisara, when she regained consciousness in a private hospital, along Old Ojo Road, Agboju area, said the agreement was for the rider to move her to First Gate only for him to stop near Oluti, screaming at her to get off from the motorcycle.The source said Feyisara disclosed that an argument ensued and the rider wanted to move the bike but she held his clothes tight, preventing him from escaping.

According to the woman, “The pregnant woman, Feyisara said she had paid the okada rider the agreed amount only for him to lie that Alakija was the destination she told him. So, when they reached Alakija, he ordered the woman to get off but she refused insisting that she wouldget off at her destination. So, when the desperate rider wanted to escape and the woman stopped him, he attempted to remove her hands from his clothes but to no avail. The man parked the machine and forcefully removed her hands. The woman said she had no choice than to go after his private part. An action which probably angered the man as he punched her in the neck and the woman fell on a stone and was rolling on the ground when sympathisers saw her and took her to a private hospital. She was bleeding”. She said meanwhile, the rider had zoomed off to an unknown destination.


http://leadership.ng/news/396709/okada-rider-beats-pregnant-woman-coma
BusinessRe: Eko Electricity Company Announces 7-Hour Power Blackout In Lagos. by jossayo(m): 11:33am On Dec 18, 2014
tjdj:
i have not had power in my estate in surulere for more 70 days....tell me something new!!!
surulere,no light 4 d past 7days...yeye nepa
CrimeRe: Horror In Ekiti As Mum Murders Own Daughter (pictured) by jossayo(m): 8:18am On Dec 18, 2014
Hmm nawa o
CrimeRe: Policemen Get 2-yr Jail Term For Losing Rifles To Free Food by jossayo(m): 9:21am On Dec 11, 2014
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PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Carpets Jonathan As ‘woman Wrapper’… Controlled By Patience, Dieziani by jossayo(m): 9:14am On Dec 11, 2014
I knew it!!!
EducationRe: Nairaland Jamb Tutorial Centre {physics Thread} by jossayo(m): 8:38pm On Dec 05, 2014
Kunlexic:
here is d question

A density bottle holds 250g of liqid at 30•C and only 248.5g at 60•C. Find
a.the apparent and
b.the real cubic expansivity of the liquid,if the linear expansivity of the material of the bottle is @g, let @ be alfa

Soln
¥a is the apparent cubic expansivity and the formula for ¥a=volume of liquid lost or expelled/volume of liquid remaining x temperature rise
And mass is proportional to volume.
¥a,apparent cubic expansivity=mass lost or expelled/remaining mass x rise in temperature (¤)

The temperature rises from 30•C to 60•C and the mass changes from 250g to 248.5g dat is 1.5g of liquid is lost
And change in ¤=60-30=30
¥a=1.5/248.5 x 30=0.0002012K^-1

B. The real expansivity is ¥r,cubic expansivity is ¥ and apparent expansity is ¥a,so ¥=¥r-¥a, and ¥ is 3 times the linear exapnsion and u are given the linear expansion to be 0.000006K^-1
¥=3@=3 x 0.000006=0.000018
From the formula,¥=¥r-¥a
0.000018=¥r-0.0002012
¥r=0.0002192K^-1
dnt u tnk d temp shud be converted to kelvin,since u re gettin ur ansa in per kelvin
CelebritiesRe: Wow! Tonto Dike, A.K.A Pokolee Smoking Hot In New Pictures (PHOTOS) by jossayo(m): 2:17pm On Dec 05, 2014
fp itaf sumi o angryfp itaf sumi o
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Struggling To Register And Collect There Voter's Card by jossayo(m): 2:15pm On Dec 05, 2014
Lordseyad:
4TC




Happy friday!!





btw- lemme go read wetin the Op dey say sef..

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Ole lawon Corpers yi sha--
huh
CelebritiesRe: M.I Finally Reveals His Girlfriend (Photos) by jossayo(m): 2:01pm On Dec 05, 2014
y shud topix like diz make fp..updating fp evwi minute..nawa o
CelebritiesRe: Adaeze Yobo Shares her Online Conversation With Hubby Joseph Yobo by jossayo(m): 1:49pm On Dec 05, 2014
GabrielSuswam:
?
ave any pwish wit dat wink
CelebritiesRe: Adaeze Yobo Shares her Online Conversation With Hubby Joseph Yobo by jossayo(m): 1:44pm On Dec 05, 2014
so wetin i dn learn frm diz poo undecided
EducationRe: Nairaland Jamb Tutorial Centre {physics Thread} by jossayo(m): 1:33pm On Dec 05, 2014
i ave a problem wit a questn,n i dnt if it wasn't wellsoved ni. .if yu have newskool physics by anyakoha,go to page44,example 4.4,pls luk am wella,i tnk sumtin is wrong with the solutn
Christianity EtcRe: Bolu Adubi: Pastor Adeboye’s Daughter, Her Husband & 4 Children (Photos) by jossayo(m): 9:35am On Dec 05, 2014
hmmm...cute family
am gonana gve tnksgiving on sundae...fp tinz

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