and I want to join the army oo.....
Na wetin i go face?

Mynd44: Who remembers this?

Honourable members turning to (dis) honourable warriors

kayciano: B4.....WOMEN.
BUT NOW .......MEN.
Dats Y husbands are scarce..!!!!!
BUT MEN are ubiquitous....

kayjasper:

Perfect. Thanks Sir

Your free 250mb has been sent to the second line you provided at 0806****096

Thank you for participating

indigene:
If you buy 70GB data, don't u think you can sell 1GB for 1K? A reseller here in Nairaland is selling at that cost, I transacted business with him on the 24th of July, without hassles, He sent me the data before I pay, by taking me by my word.
I am pissed of by youngsters hammering on low price is surrounded by scam. I am a businessman, into coffee wholesale, my price when I buy a full 280ft truck load, and the reseller that buys 10dozens can't be the same

Yes, you are correct sir. However, most of us resellers try to sell off fast so that validity can be as close as possible to 30 days. Thats why we dont buy as much as 70gb.

dis our sister just dey shine for commonwealth games

rezzy: Do you accept transfer?

Yes sir. We do

Thanks to 0706****998 for purchasing 250mb.
Data is still selling. Please keep the calls coming

colane: Sometimes, rejection bring the best out of us. Soichiro Honda was once rejected at Toyota for an interview but out of frustration he went on to start his own company which afterward became an empire. The two founders of whatsapp were also once rejected at Facebook, out of frustration they wrote the program which was later bought by Facebook for almost $16billion. Rejections sometimes tells you to focus on your dreams. You can make a living by getting a job but you can make an impact by fulfilling your dreams. You are broke that's why you need a job.

Yep...when you have a good idea that some people don't seem to like, a good thing to do is to get creative and be focused! I gotta build my empire too

Jidefido:

4. Make Sure You Have the Skills You Need
How hard can job search be? Believe me – you don’t know it all; no one does. Read blogs, articles, and/or books about career planning and job searching. Explore your field or potential occupations to determine if you need more skills to be competitive. Read articles related to your desired job or about job searching and interviewing every day.


6. Network
Chances are you probably know how to network, but maybe you are too dispirited or you don’t see the value in it. Nonetheless, it is a necessity and can result in your next job if you make the time and effort to contact and maintain connection with others. Join a civic group or one at your local career placement office, or volunteer. It is most important to start and continue to get out there and meet people – maintain your connections!

I like the part about having the right skills. and coupled with good networking...you definitely have a very bright chance of getting a good job

kayjasper:

Yaay.... I made the comment first.
0813****211

Thank you for commenting! You get the gift.
However, MTN says you currently have an active sponsor. So I will have to wait until your current data expires before I will be able to give you the gift...hope that is okay with you?

Thanks to 0706****357 for purchasing another 250mb
and also to 0703****570 for purchasing 250mb

data is still selling! Free data for 1 person who will do the task specified on our website www.sigma.com.ng

thats a big assumption, and risky thing for anyone to plan

Hello all,
I think this data share is one of the best things to happen to data service so far. 260mb used to go for N1000 but now, the difference is very amazing.

I'm also a reseller. When I learnt about this service, I first of all tested it on my modem by purchasing from another reseller. I decided to come into providing the service myself being that word of this service isnt all out there...and I have family and friends who were already interested as soon as they heard about it

Check our my data share services https://www.nairaland.com/1821794/cheap-data-plans-1gb-n1300

I have only MTN plans.

1gb at N1300
750mb at N1000
500mb at N700
250mb at N400

And you can pay with airtime.
Read the comments on my thread (link above) for assurance that my service is trusted.
Call me (or chat via whatsapp) and I will answer any questions you may have. 0813 806 5418.

PS: I will be giving free 250mb to the first person to drop a comment on the data share section on our website.

Thank you!

funmo: THIS IS REAL GUYS!!

Thank you for the feedback sir! Do enjoy your data!

This thread is a good attempt at helping one another! Kudos to all!

Who will deliver this nation?
#LordHaveMercy

momodub: Good news diamond bank my first choice bank

I hear say dem dey pay beta money....
make I go apply, as long as no be contract staff

Hello all,
Check our my data share services (the link is in my signature)

1gb at N1300
750mb at N1000
500mb at N700
250mb at N400

And you can pay with airtime.
Read the comments on my thread (link is in my signature) for assurance that my service is trusted.
Call me (or chat via whatsapp) and I will answer any questions you may have. 0813 806 5418.

Thank you!

Its like Team Nigeria is doing quite a number of exploits out there Go Nigeria!

TWO COWS ~{Matthias Varga}

SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk

FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk

NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then
throws the milk away

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy
grows.
You sell them and retire on the income

ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND (VENTURE) CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by
your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption
for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull.

SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to
produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why
the cow has dropped dead.

A GREEK CORPORATION
You have two cows. You borrow lots of euros to build barns, milking sheds, hay stores, feed sheds,
dairies, cold stores, abattoir, cheese unit and packing sheds.
You still only have two cows.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three
cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce
twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and
market it worldwide.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows,
but you don't know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the ** out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy.

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive...

....what do you think a Nigerian corporation will be like?

Kenneth205: Na wa o

na real wa! Dem for use dia brain start dia own google or facebook na.

alotofgrace: seconded


Microsoft Excel particularly!

and that excel is nt a small thing. I'm generally good wt a lot of software bt maybe for the lack of practice i havent gone beyond intermediate level use of excel...

austinsmat: u do collect recharge card

yes we do, sir

this counter thread was written with a cool head, as opposed to d heat and anger in the initial thread...

AdmiralPato: SUPERB!

truly!

Henrypraise:

12. Nigerians are religious actors: sum one goes to all d churches n still has a charm in a cupboard.

eleojo23:
Finally, for emphasis sake, let me cap it up by saying that if you must be the indispensable graduate, spouse or worker, strive to add more value to yourself. It places you above everyone else and it makes you more useful to others. It is only a person who has value that can add value to others. So, from today, make yourself an asset.

yeah! i've got to be an asset.

andy24: I don't have any of these characters. But mosquitoes suck and bite the sweet nectar of my sleep

making us proud!

interesting development...