banega: You have a point •

Yep. He does. And dat gun dey fear me sometimes, esp when i get in a car wt a policeman holding it flat on his lap wt d nozzle pointing towards me....

chimchim1: That was a campaign promise.

Oya, govt fulfill your promise

Abuja still has plenty red buses in use. Some of them are sure-p buses...

so teamNigeria is now this attractive? Please Naija win all gold. Obama may even apply for naija passport

Making Naija proud!
Make i go tell my cousin to dey practice football well well. One dey im go play for Premier League too

WhyNa: All this one wey una dey talk na grammar. At 450mph inside train, you go fall, slide go back, den dem go radio police n psychia wey go pick u up at the nearest station.

Abeg make una gist us una experience make we follow know....at least for we wey intend to test the phone soon...

stam101: 9) Animals Can Commit Suicide


Unfortunately, like us people, some animals just can’t handle life anymore, or so it would seem. There are an incredibly high number of mass animal deaths. Most of the ones we record are believed to be mass suicides, and many date back to the 1800s when people starting wondering why in the hell a bunch of animals were jumping off cliffs. There’s a bridge in Scotland where dogs seem to want to leap from and there are cases of birds committing mass suicide in India. It doesn’t seem to be limited to a certain species of breed.
There have been accounts of squids, shrimps, and whales washing up en masse on shore to die for no reason, cows and sheep who leap from cliffs by the dozens, and many more. Scientists are perplexed, but most believe conditions in the climate or atmosphere play a role in these tragic situations.

So....if life pain them small, dem fit go hug transformer

Oh! I remember a story in the Bible where Jesus cast evil spirits into a herd of pigs and the pigs jumped off a cliff....

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standd: @Jovie
what I mean is, I can not Love a thief, so if I find out that my bf is a thief, I had leave him immediately if he refuses to change. There's no compromise here. Regardless of Love or whatever.

of course, i agree with you

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standd: Love is far far away from the hearts of people these days (especially in the context of relationships)
Anyway, I can NOT imagine dating a thief who would want me to love him as he is....That kind of love is for the gods, not men.

Honestly, a good relationship must make d parties involved beta in some way. Even with all God's unconditional love, He doesnt try to keep people the same way he met them...

OP, take it easy. You were trying to make a point against opression but d anger is too much...

TeamNigeria, carry all available medals and come back! Make Naija proud!

hmm...with dis ebola wahala. I bet d animals go dey talk 4 dia mind "make dem come chop na..."

Amuga: Mine was not funny, but pathetic. There was this high heel i had even before i got married. my younger sister so much like that shoe but i told her i rather get her another than give her this particular shoe even though its being a while that i put it on.
One sunday like that in the month of february i decided to rock this shoe to church. The cars are usually pack at a distance to the auditorium. Before i could take three steps, the heel pulled out from the shoe. I looked front and back, no where to get help. I just remove both shoes , na so i turn to cele -winner

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Chaoga: I Parboil my noodles with sliced onions and the seasonings that comes with it for about 3 to 5 minutes.
Then I cut some broccoli, carrots and cauliflower.
I either use salmon, smoked Turkey or prawns. If I'm using either of the first two, I chop them into cubes.
Then I start frying some diced onions in vegetable oil, I add my chopped vegetables and let it fry for about 5 minutes, the Maggi goes in, either salmon, smoked Turkey (chopped) or prawns goes in. I let them fry for about 5 more minutes, then add my Parboiled noodles, stir it and let them all fry together and that's my noodles done.

Your methods are intricately interesting I think i should look into this

d story is looking kinda easy....d man is probably a little understanding for him to calm down quick. it probably isnt his custom "to dey rake for house", as Tinkybabe suggested.... nevertheless, the wife get sense wella

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interesting.... miss nigeria even sported our naija style headtie of those days...representing

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3 days may not be enuf for some schools to share all their letters....

i dnt even get d writer's point exactly. Maths is abstract but asking to remove it from curriculums is a whole different matter...it will deform any technological advances we are already having. Even this forum was coded with the use of mathematical principles. Maths no be small tin o

babymine: Problem solved! Sowee for the late reply@Jovie. Op to get 1 gb soon!

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Dat picture OP uploaded is scary! I personally don't like tribal marks and i think most of the reasons they used to give marks in the past probably don't hold water now....