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RomanceRe: Stop Looking For Virgins And Get Married Guys, You Can't Eat Ur Cake And Have It by joviegghead: 12:30am On Dec 29, 2021
Bobmarie:
The boreholes in your household are not complaining in their husband’s house. But you can take this to them when next you gather for a reason. You’re only talking to the non virgin women in your family that got married as boreholes, this speech only concerns them.
They are the bitches you speak of with no value.
He is referring to in the sensible men that married the non virgins in your family you call boreholes. Not filth and non entities like your kind.
Looks like I struck a nerve, bitch.

Don't take it personally tongue grin
RomanceRe: Five Types Of Women That May Cheat by joviegghead: 10:05pm On Dec 28, 2021
Hmm.

The early starters and sex freaks :
These ones were exposed to banging earlier than it should have been usually due to complacency on their guardians part . They tend to be sex freaks and are hardly satisfied.

They cheat with no remorse

Prostitute:

The title speaks for itself.
RomanceRe: Stop Looking For Virgins And Get Married Guys, You Can't Eat Ur Cake And Have It by joviegghead:
Interesting.
And this made FP.

Who said men place virginity as a priority in any relationship? Maybe few. But generally, that's not true.

All I see is a bitch trying to justify and back promiscuity among her breed before marriage and still expect men to wholeheartedly settle for a borehole drilled by several uncountable contractors.

Such ladies are most likely to continue their ways while married. That's one of things that scares men.

Op, has no point.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by joviegghead: 11:19am On Dec 25, 2021
jpmoriarti:
Dembélé's friends were surprised with the player's wedding. They didn't even know he had a girlfriend in the first place.

— @sport

Dembele such a mysterious guy. Hopefully he wasn't late. grin grin
The guy is a confused and disorganized fellow grin

Still my favorite player
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by joviegghead: 11:52pm On Dec 23, 2021
About Ferran Torres,
The dude is someone have admired at city. Not bad at all. But.........

Is he what we needhuh?Maybe or not at all. We've got wingers: Dembele, Fati, Depay, Abde(who's impressing me), Coutinho(as swipe) . IMO, we need a sharp striker. Ferran is 'Okay' but he's not what we need. We need a 9. The only thing I see is good back up for injuries, which I doubt we would be experiencing in coming other half of the season and a False 9.
However, if he impresses, I'll wholeheartedly eat my words


Is he worth 55 million? Bleep no! But I'm not surprised. I'll say this anyday, anytime : When it comes to signings, barca is the worst club.

I don't know who valuates players in the club. Whoever is in charge in this aspect, is a goat.


A player will worth 10 million, barca will end up buying him for 35 million and end up with little output. Typical barca.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by joviegghead: 4:28pm On Dec 23, 2021
jpmoriarti:
Whether you like it or not, Ferran Torres is one of the biggest player for Spain at 22yrs of age.

We're going to re-create another era of dominance, with Spanish players all emerging and coming together in Catalonia. Ansu Fati, Pedri, Gavi, Nico, Ferran Torres, Eric etc. Similar to what we did with Xavi, Iniesta, Pique, Puyol, Pedro and Busquets.

We did it before, we can do it again.


We don't have to sign Mbappe or Halaand to become great again. Though of course, discussions have been had for Halaand and formulas are being sort to see how Barca can afford to bring the Nowergian star to Catalonia. Mino Raiola and Laporta are best of friends. Despite our financial difficulties, these signings are definitely not beyond us, if you know the right contacts and right formulars.
I think this is our problem. Living in and trying to recreate the past.

The formula worked once. Doesn't necessarily mean it will aALWAYS be effective.

I think barca need to be flexible. You say we don't need to sign great players like haaland and mbappe to be great again? Wrong!
Actually we do.
Also success isn't nationality-based nor internally-based. It's achieved through different sources and plans and personnel. It's only a matter of getting the right ones.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by joviegghead: 4:19pm On Dec 23, 2021
Kilishihunter:
Moriba used his own hands to kill himself, he could have moved to totenham alongside Emerson royal but no "I must cash out early" syndrome pushed the guy, same shit that did Xavi Simons who was rumored to want to come back, Chai the way Conte would have built that boy ehn, Now he's stuck in Leipzig who have been having it even worse than us, Well that's his own cup of tea
Sometimes agents play a key role in the elevation and decline of shining stars. I think such was the case with moriba.

He (powered by his agent) overestimated his value.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by joviegghead: 10:39pm On Dec 21, 2021
15 shots 5 on target

Not bad. Obvious intent.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by joviegghead: 9:10pm On Dec 21, 2021
A draw isn't bad
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by joviegghead: 10:43pm On Dec 20, 2021
FirstbornWds:
Taking a nose-dive to yesterday's match, I could see that Gavi was deployed to play the CAM and Nico, box-to-box, during the latter part of the match.


Got me thinking, what if actually play DeJong as a holding Midfielder at some point and bench Busquets? This way, we'd have a midfield of Jong, Nico, Pedri or Puig. The only reason I think Jong is not been trusted to play DM is cos of his inability to withstand pressure, from bigger teams but maybe we can work on that since he's done it before in Ajax and would most likely do it again, if given the chance.


#My thoughts
As if busquets is better at withstanding pressure as well.

Asides his passing ability, busquets as nothing right now and should be on the bench.
CelebritiesRe: Dremo And Friends Survive Robbery Attack In Lagos Traffic (Photos) by joviegghead: 8:08am On Dec 20, 2021
Hmm

Just 2 guyz with cutlass? No guns?

Okay!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by joviegghead: 6:19am On Dec 18, 2021
joviegghead:
I don't why I've been having bad dreams lately. The worst of them was me bragging to someone that trying to win Europa is something. I think barca were playing in Europa in that dream.
I wasn't wrong after all.

Good morning yall. It's been quite sometime.
Nairaland GeneralHelp! Please! Bvn-generated NIN Problems. by joviegghead(op): 11:11am On Sep 19, 2021
Let me start with this:
A BVN-generated NIN , i think, usually applies to early owners of BVN. If your BVN starts with 221... Or 2221 or 2222 just know you have an NIN waiting for you, you might not even know, just like when I went to register and was given an NIN and started facing this problem.

Now my problem:

So in 2018 I tried registering at an NIMC center in Lagos where I stay. Surprisingly, I and some people were told to back to our banks to correct our details, as what we submitted on the NIN registration form was different from what they saw as our BVN details. Also, I was surprised that I had NIN. Sadly, that day was the day I had prepared cuz I practically had no time.

Fast forward to this year, I had done every necessary correction on my BVN(affidavit, newspaper publication, bla bla inclusive). I went to the NIMC center fairly around where I serve(NYSC). I saw this as an advantage, since this northern states are practically uncrowded like Lagos . I mean you can literally stroll in and out with ease to do you NIN registration.
I got there first,but the man told me my BVN details didn't match my NIN details submitted. I told I had done the necessary changes. I even showed him necessary documents (I brought them along in case of any rubbish). He told me I had to generate remitta and pay #15000 and #500 for correction of Date of birth and Change of name. I was confused and I doubt that man what he was saying(he wasn't even sure too).

For Christ sake, I haven't registered for this thing AT ALL not to talk of having National ID or slip. Those that I know that pay for such are those who have registered and are trying to correct certain things on their slip

Weakly, I got up and left. I'm still confused on what to do. I'll appreciate if anyone with a similar experience share how they got round this problem.

This thing is holding me from many opportunities. Help please!!!
Music/RadioRe: Wizkid Joins Justin Bieber On Stage To Perform Essence: PICS & VIDEO by joviegghead: 2:10pm On Sep 06, 2021
Hmm
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by joviegghead: 7:27am On Sep 05, 2021
FirstbornWds:
How Messi still managed to play till the end is a mystery. That guy must be an agent of darkness
Na wa o. So after all these years , you still believe messi is normal. Messi that hardly gets injured even when he plays than everyone in the team.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by joviegghead: 7:24am On Sep 05, 2021
jpmoriarti:
[ @ffpolo�] | A meeting was held between Laporta, Alemany, Yuste & Umtiti in August. Laporta told Umtiti that he didn’t count on him - the tensions were high - Umtiti explained himself & at the end, Laporta told him that he deserved a second chance, then, Umtiti started to cry.

So because of cry cry, we're stuck with Umtiti for another year. Chaiii cheesy cheesy smiley
This one weak me

Car TalkRe: Motorists Driving With Earphones Risk Six Months In Jail – FRSC by joviegghead:
Hmm
This doesn't make sense.

They should have just banned drivers from talking at all.

Driving concentration doesn't require your using mouth. Just your eyes, leg, hand and a mind which easily multitask.

The hand-free provisions are made to allow drivers focus on the road while having conversations.

Are you saying I've gotta park and waste my time just to make a call?

The license is an indication of skill and expertise and I don't think something as insignificant as talking is enough to erode a driver's concentration on the road.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by joviegghead: 10:11am On Sep 04, 2021
Sommyroy10:
�| Pjanic: “I would have preferred to be told things directly, but that’s the way it is. It has been a very strange way of communicating, it is the first time. I don’t know what happened.”

�| Pjanic: “In a season at the end you need 17-18 players to win titles. Koeman didn’t give me answers. Time had passed, the situation was getting worse, but for no reason.”

�| Pjanic: “I’m not the only man who has suffered from this condition. If you look closely you will see that there are more players. I do not want to speak on their behalf, but they can do it.”
Poor communication skills.

How can the team or a player improve if a manager doesn't communicate well with his players.

I still don't understand how koeman became a manager. He's poor at it.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by joviegghead: 12:31am On Sep 04, 2021
jpmoriarti:
Miralem Pjanic: "Ronald Koeman has disrespected me. He put the cross on me from the beginning. I wish he would have told me to my face what he wanted from me, but he never did. He's a very strange coach. It's the first time I've seen such a management."

grin grin this one never see anything smiley
He's right and I feel pity for him. He was a key player at juve. He came to barca and became something close to a non entity.

I think he's one of those players that need lot of game time before hitting peak performance. Koeman never gave him that.
CelebritiesRe: Baby Mamas, 2face, Okafor's Law & Annie Idibia by joviegghead:
Hmm

Okafor's law or not,
Lemme say this, 2face is grossly irresponsible. I understood his banging around and having baby mamas when he was single.

But after marriage? His promiscuity is obviously still at legendary level. Which is wrong. He claimed he loved Annie, wrote and sang a song for her to reflect his love and . ............ He goes around banging anyhow, exes, baby mamas and so on.

Guys, If keeping marriage vows is impossible to be kept, stick to your baby papa status.
CrimeRe: Woman Busted After Making Her Son Pose As A Cripple In A Wheelchair To Beg by joviegghead:
I really don't know if hardship is a strong argument justifying a mother carrying such a dehumanizing and dubious act to her son and the public.

I'll say it laziness not hardship. Trust me, no matter how hard things are in this country. There's always a work or way or business that can be done to survive.

Its the lazybones that love the easy and crooked way.
EducationRe: After 25 Years It Finally Dawned On Me What Fela Was Trying To Say In This Song by joviegghead: 11:21am On Sep 03, 2021
OGWILLS123:
This country is full of opportunities, but
some dump mind will rather sit back and
complain.

My motto is, "get super rich legimatly or die trying" angry.
You're actually gonna die trying.

Getting super rich legitimately is a paradoxical thought. You wanna be super rich in today's nigeria, you be ready to get really dirty. I mean, dirty dirty.

Only the ambitious, cunny, dangerous and evil man makes it. The good ones are left with crumbs.

This is know, but many don't. Its not a story, its just life's basic truth
CelebritiesRe: Annie Idibia Drags 2Face Idibia On Instagram Over One Of His Baby Mamas by joviegghead: 11:54pm On Sep 02, 2021
Jmm
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by joviegghead: 11:47pm On Sep 02, 2021
devvy44:
What of champions league medals of the decade? Or most trophies of the decade?
Let's just stick with this for now. Its recent enough

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by joviegghead: 10:40pm On Sep 02, 2021
The best of ALL worlds

EducationRe: SSS 1 Student Killed After Caught In Bed With Married Woman by joviegghead: 2:42pm On Sep 02, 2021
Sad.
Science/TechnologyRe: This Is Sabethes – World’s Most Beautiful Mosquito (Photos) by joviegghead: 7:00am On Sep 02, 2021
beautiful or not, if e do mistake bite me ehn, I go kill am with ancestor-powered slap
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by joviegghead: 9:03pm On Sep 01, 2021
jpmoriarti:
Yeahh I followed the news about Olmo. Though I knew it won't happen. I heard Barca wishes to try again in January. I hope they do.

Yes Pjanic and Umtiti are part of the reasons we are in this mess. But you can't really blame them. They signed a contract that was set infront of them at the time. However, there unwillingness to leave and help the club in time of need, would not be forgotten.
But in the mean time, we can still count on them and get results on the pitch first. Time will come for Barca to get even with those whose has wronged her, starting from Bartomeu. angry angry
Why attack pjanic? Someone that was on his own at Juve. Barca threw a young, talented Arthur and got the old man. The old man doesn't play[koeman hardly uses him] and yet enjoys huge payment. You expect him to move?? To where?? Whose fault is ithuh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by joviegghead: 11:05am On Sep 01, 2021
Moura7:
How can?....after shedding crocodile tears?....after refusing to accept a >50% salary deduction to prove his loyalty like Pique? Noo! It's good he's gone so other people can shine freely jor.
grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by joviegghead: 9:11am On Sep 01, 2021
ThierryJay:
To be honest, given our present circumstances, I dont care much about ATM winning Liga again in the short term. Immediate focus is on stabilizing Barca's financial position enough to build a formidable team in the near future.

With current team, though I'm confident we won't go the way of Arsenal, we must be careful not to lose our must-win mentality for every match even with present crop of players. Experience has shown that once lost, it's hard to regain.
A must-win mentality is possessed by practically all teams.

What we've lost and we can't regain with this current manager is Fear factor.

The barca of old won matches even before playing. Teams were scared. Teams viewed a draw against as a big achievement. I remember one season when fans of a certain club celebrated for getting a draw against us. Now we're weak. Other teams know that. No one's scared anymore especially with messi's departure.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by joviegghead: 7:29am On Sep 01, 2021
I really don't know how to feel about Griezmann's departure.

Happy that an ineffective yet high earner has left.
But its painful that barca spent so much on that guy from ATM, gave up a more effective and legendary Suarez for free to ATM, lost La liga to a Suarez-powered ATM and are now giving Griezmann back to ATM at a cost lower than we bought.

Now that I'm alive, let me just say this cuz no one knows tomorrow: E no go better for Bartomeu and all the people who led us into this disaster angry angry angry.
RomanceRe: Did I Overreact By Sending Him The Text? by joviegghead:
Hmm.

One thing I personally know about relationship problems between couples is never to judge based on the story of one side. Probably there's something else you did to really offend him that we or even you don't know.

Sending that kinda text was really immature on your part. So i sent him a text that it is obvious he is dating her, that he should continue with her. Really?!

However, if I'm to judge based on what you've said, I'll say this:

Its sounds like your guy wants out of the relationship. He was probably tired of you and looking for a way to call it quit cuz if he really loves you , he won't break up based on something as flimsy but childish as what you did.

Now you're heartbroken cry. Seriously?! angry
Don't be a slave to the scarcity mindset. If he didn't leave you, how will you find someone very sensible and who values you. He not the only man on earth. Neither is he the only one best for you.

See, there are lots of potential partners out there. Use the experience that you've gathered to select. And don't love too hard so if dem try break your heart, e fit only crack small.

Lastly, I'm a supporter of self-development first and above all. I'll strongly advise, to give yourself a break and focus on acquiring skills and adding value to yourself. Oh! Have fun. Have fun. Have fun.
Delete anything that'll bring back old painful memories.

Know and appreciate your worth. There are over 8 billion people alive. Are you gonna punish and subject yourself to emotional pain just because of 1 man? angry

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