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AutosRe: 2000 Honda Odessy, Tin Can Cleared, 900k by Joy2Dwise: 8:57pm On Oct 20, 2011
belvo:
600k if ok with u let me know
600K for Tokunbo Odyssey? Bros you harsh ooo!
RomanceRe: Is My Boyfriend Into The Igbo Mafia? by Joy2Dwise: 8:12pm On Oct 18, 2011
Ileke-IdI:
LMAO @ Yoruba mafia and Bini mafia.

I agree with the Yoruba mafia part, but drug is not one of their forte. That would be the Igbo mafia.
Really? OK Letz Letz wait for the result of the 3rd excreta.
AutosRe: Toks Toyota Highlander 02 For 1.950m @adex Auto 08082368921,08095342809 by Joy2Dwise: 9:52pm On Oct 14, 2011
Nice car with reasonable price.

However, this doesnt look like a 6 cylinder to me. It's the same 4 cylinder engine that you can find in Camry 02/06 models. Very good on gas.
Happy sale.
AutosRe: 10 Months Used Mitsubishi Montero Sport 2000 Model For Sale by Joy2Dwise: 9:25pm On Oct 14, 2011
Liberté:
*thumbs up* @ Joy2DWise,

@ Automania,
People think you're joking. That's why there's been no serious interest at all,
Make your price more realistic for the product you're offering.
Customers have brains too!
I'm sure its a typo, except if the guy wan carry juju comot the moni from our hand. He needs moni for urgent mata grin grin The guy problably mean 850k which is the asking price for a Nija used Montero. Let's give him benefit of doubt.
Car TalkRe: Can Am Going To Nigeria After Years In Abroad: I Need Ur Advice by Joy2Dwise: 8:38pm On Oct 14, 2011
amos.love:
Hello nairalander, please I need a very good advice regarding my planed trip to our mother land nija. I have being out of the country for 4 a years plus so this is my first visit to Nigeria, is not that am having enough much money or something like that. But I just want to come home and see my family my mom and those little once they’ve also gave birth to on my absent. Even If I come to nija I don’t have lots of money to share to my friends and love once, but one thing for sure is that I have more than enough gift’s to share grin grin grin

My Question: is[b] I need Camry or Honda. But must be full option with leather seat and the car must be very clean if possible Tokunbo[/b]. If we have any trusted car dealer in d house please your advice we be highly welcomed.

My price range is 1M To 1.2 Million. If I can still get a nice sweet jeep for same range no yawa shal. God bless you as you contribute to this . any picture sample can also be uploaded for me to see or send to my E-mail
You dont have enough money to give to your peeps at home yet you want to impress them with a "jeep" which you could barely afford. Good luck in ur trip.
Car TalkRe: Can Am Going To Nigeria After Years In Abroad: I Need Ur Advice by Joy2Dwise: 8:24pm On Oct 14, 2011
I have to read between the lines to understand your post. Did you say you are a graduate of computer science from Uniben? Anyway, that's not why I'm here. I'M HERE TO GIVE YOU AN ADVICE, so here is it,

With that budget, I'll suggest you settle for a Naija used car or maybe import a used Mahindra Scorpio or tear rubber Keke Napep from India. Keke Napep will be your best bet because you will have extra change for your peeps at home and nobody will blame you for coming home from "abroad" empty handed after half a decade.
Cut your coat according to your size bro. If you dont take my advice, you might end up buying a 2005 Honda Pilot with 3 worn out tires and a Kia Picanto engine, and you'll have the car driving you rather than you driving your car.
AutosRe: 10 Months Used Mitsubishi Montero Sport 2000 Model For Sale by Joy2Dwise: 8:00pm On Oct 14, 2011
Did U say 1.850 or 850?
TV/MoviesRe: What is the most interesting TV program you have ever watched? by Joy2Dwise: 6:45pm On Oct 14, 2011
"EDGE OF PARADISE" Dunno why they stopped showing it on our national telly.
AutosRe: A 2003 Tokunbo Hyundai Elantra For Sale by Joy2Dwise: 7:15pm On Oct 13, 2011
No picture
No price
No detail about the car

. , and you expect us to take you serious. Happy sale anyway. I'm out of here.
AutosRe: Gold Coloured Benz C220 4 Sale N400k by Joy2Dwise: 6:09pm On Oct 13, 2011
Oga pick ur call naw! I've a serious buyer here.
AutosRe: Skoda Fabia At 750k Buy And Drive by Joy2Dwise: 8:11pm On Oct 10, 2011
U're selling 'cause ur new driver cant drive manual?
AutosRe: Nigerian Used Hyndai Sonata For Sale! 350k by Joy2Dwise: 7:49pm On Oct 10, 2011
kayalla:
clean Nigerian used Hyndai Sonata for sale

350k. am being serious now. grin

interested buyers contact me,
08051668184

tanks
@Bolded,
Really? But your post doesnt show it.
AutosRe: 2004 Toyota Corolla For Sale AT 900K.........(PRICE REDUCTION)!!....[ SOLD-OFF ] by Joy2Dwise: 1:44pm On Oct 01, 2011
Wanna pay for a car that was sold over a year?
Car TalkRe: My Experience With Thermostat Removal by Joy2Dwise: 9:08pm On Sep 26, 2011
Thanks for sharing. We need people like U in NL.
Car TalkRe: What Are The Causes Of Overheating In A Vehicle, Mercedes 230 by Joy2Dwise: 7:24pm On Sep 25, 2011
Faulty radiator cover, weak or faulty top gasket, faulty fan, etc
TV/MoviesRe: Meet And Vote For Your Maltina Dance All Season 5 Finalist by Joy2Dwise: 10:00pm On Sep 23, 2011
@Swift SMS
You soud really desperate to watch the live show. Well I've got a free ticket 4U. It wont cost u anything as maltina does not charge any fee from attendees. Just leave ur phone number and I'll text all the details to U. The venue isnt Eko Hotel as someone wrongly mentioned here. Seems maltina doesnt want to pubicise the venue to general public due to limited seats at the auditorium they are presently using,
. Like I mentioned earlier, attendance is free.
PhonesRe: Any Tecno T8 User About ? by Joy2Dwise: 9:14pm On Sep 21, 2011
Saw the phone at Slot last weekend. A very beautiful product from Tecno. Cant wait to pick it up and this is going to be then 4th Tecno from a very satisfied customer.
CrimeRe: The Confession Of The Notorious Ex Armed Robber, Shina Rambo (With Pic) by Joy2Dwise: 9:43am On Sep 20, 2011
I guess there are many cultists here that are trying to discredit this story due to deep secrets that were revealed. They want people to believe this story is false by all means. We are Africans and we know better.
Car TalkRe: ADAPTING CAR ENGINES: Ever Tried This? What's Your Experience So Far? by Joy2Dwise(op): 1:42pm On Sep 14, 2011
I guess the gas milage of that mazda doubled after the engine conversion. cool cool
Car TalkRe: ADAPTING CAR ENGINES: Ever Tried This? What's Your Experience So Far? by Joy2Dwise(op): 8:08am On Sep 12, 2011
EuroMeko:
This is one of my specialities as a hobby but only in the USA where I have access to support and resources.

In my humble opinion, you should sell the car and buy something else. Engine swaps, even though they are cool but they never work out as easily as anticipated. Issues such as chassis interference, plumbing of exhaust, etc are tough issues.

I typically fit V8 engines into smaller cars. It's a sure fire way to get immense horsepower, say Mazda Miata with a stock 115 hp engine, you replace that engine with a Ford V8 making about 550 hp.
Thanks for your candid response. This is very helpful.
Car TalkADAPTING CAR ENGINES: Ever Tried This? What's Your Experience So Far? by Joy2Dwise(op): 4:05pm On Sep 11, 2011
My brother is thinking of swapping his 2006 2.4 ltr Kia Optima engine with either 2.4 ltr 04 Camry engine or 1.8ltr 04 Corola Engine.
He is tired of frequent visit to mechanic due to unending engine problems. His mechanic adviced him on this because kia engine is very expensive here and Toyota engine seems to be more durable than the kias and huyndai.

His mechanic also informed him that a minor construction would be carried out to adjust the engine sitting and electrical work and Toyota ECU would be installed, and once this is done, that would the end of his mechanical woes.

I have heard of engine swapping with caburator injected engines but not with newer cars. Has anyone in the house tried this? Please share your experience and also what to watch out for in such project.
FamilyRe: Can I Marry and run a family With A Salary Of 120k per month? by Joy2Dwise: 2:39pm On Jun 02, 2011
Aside yearly housing and medical allowance. I married 3 years back when I was earning a total monthly package of  67k. Was living in 3 bedroom flat then but have to move a a 2 Bdrm apartment after marriage, though my yearly housing allowance is two times what I spend in rent for a year. Had no car then because I lost the one I had to a ghastly accident. My wife is not a spendthrift so we manged not to live above our income.

My earning has recently doubled as a result of yearly increments and promotion an we now have 2 cars and two plots of land in eti osa which we plan to develop in a couple of months. My wife is yet to get a job and that makes me a sole bread winner in a family of 4. I know a couple of guys who earn 3 times that amount but still run to me before month end for loan. The bottomline is that we are not spendthrifts, but that doesnt mean we are misers because we stil travel out of the courntry once in 2 yrs for vacation. If I can get married with 67k monthly earning, I dont know why you cant with almost 2 times that amount. Good luck.
AutosRe: I Need Toyota Picnic by Joy2Dwise: 6:15pm On May 29, 2011
@ Benez

1m for a Nija used Picnic? That's ridiculous.
Car TalkRe: Ever Been Mislead By A Car Advert? by Joy2Dwise: 3:08pm On May 27, 2011
amdman:
I went carshopping on Saturday from leads generated from Nairaland and my experience was at best traumatic. Since dem say make we no call names of dealers, at least I will mention the cars.

1. Headed first to this popular dealer's place at Agidingbi, Lagos to check out some cars mentioned. General observation was that the used ones were much more battered than loudly proclaimed in here. In fact, there is this Mercedes ML 430 with DVD on headrest - the DVDs were already pulling out of the headrest, and the entire system including audio was not functioning - e be dey work before was their answer. Then the interior that looked so heavenly in pics was so dirty. Their response was that the car wash guys will work magic and so on. My thinking was that if you are selling a product, why not make it look its cleanest to make it more attractive? Lets forget the body o!

Again, the ML was said to be 03/04, but on further checks, it was actually manufactured in1998, and that was a general observation in all cars checked.

2. I then went to check this Rover 75. The car was clean inside and out, but when I say make I test drive, the steering was vibrating in my hands and I was hearing lots of noise from the wheels. The guy started this story of how I would have to change the front shock absorbers at N6,000 but later checks at the parts shop put the price at N15,000. I think these guys just like to lie!

3. Next stop was a 2007 Ford Windstar. Because I really liked this car, I conducted some research online and discovered that Ford stopped production of the Windstar in 2003 and came out with Freestar afterwards, and so i was really wondering how this guy had a 2007 Windstar. When I got there, behold it was a 2002 model!

4. I eventually settled for this toks Ford Explorer 2000 that I found in a dealer's shop and made a deposit cos I didn't think it wise to carry so much money on my person on a weekend. They are supposed to deliver the car at my office this morning and collect the balance, but I got a call like 6am this morning from a guy who says he is the actual owner of the car that the price I paid is not what he asked the dealer to sell for. I just told him thats his stuff to sort out with the dealer and not me, cos I have a receipt showing that the car has been sold to me even though I have a balance to pay. I be lawyer so make dem no try me!

My general impression of these dealers is that they are basically dishonest - that is they are not your friends that will watch your back. You do the watching and be on guard. Then their customer service level is sooooooooooooooo bad!!!!!!!

Make I no talk too much!
Did I hear U say Agidimgbi, Ikeja? Well, you are lucky that you did not buy any of those piece of dead traps this guy sells as Nija used. I waisted a whole day getting there last month to purchase an advertised Nissan Altima for a friend who has been on my neck to assist him in buying a used car. They have to remove a battery from another car to start it. When I asked why the ac is not working, they said it only needs gas. The knocking sound and oil leaks from the engine tells tells me that it needs a total overhaul. The interior was in a total mess. I checked all the used cars this guy was displaying in a bid to get a better alternative and I was shocked how human beings can be so heartless in placing other peoples lives at risk. I did a background check and was shocked to hear that these guys even connive with your mechanics to con buyers into buying these scraps.  I am not exaggerating here because I have a proof.

What angered me most was that when I asked the condition of the car before coming on that fateful day, the guy told me that it is in a perfect condition. Though his thread is all over Nairalist & Nairaland, I have vowed not to pay any attention to them. It surprised me when I see SOLD on that Altima and I pray that the owner of this car will not have the kind of life threatening experience I had with my first car. How will you forgive yourself if you sell something that eventually took away the life of your fellow man? May God have mercy on us.
AutosRe: ^*selling my acura ^* by Joy2Dwise: 7:13pm On May 06, 2011
Is this car still available? im offering 470K AND WILL COME TOMORROW FOR INSPWCTION, wHAT DO U SAY?
AutosRe: 2002 Bora (bank Use) 470k, & CarinaE wagon with Remote key, engine Immobilizer 5 by Joy2Dwise: 6:45pm On Nov 04, 2010
Bros how far? Was out of town for some weeks. Will call u.
AutosRe: Toyota Highlander For Quick Sale (used) by Joy2Dwise: 2:13pm On Jul 29, 2009
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