₦airaland Forum

Owliver:
Meanwhile, there has been light since morning... Hmmm I smell fish

Luchiana1:
na true o.

Light no de dis side oo........

sheyman4phy:
As we are going to the polls to cast our votes for real,I think we should cast our e-votes here...let's know which candidate is the favourite here....let's be sincere VOTE ONCE....HIT like for GMB and share for GEJ.#cheers

Your idea good bah. Bt d tin is likely to spark fire. Let jst focus on wht wl hv in c'mon nt a subject dt holds a high tendency of drawing a demarcation line btw us. My opinion tho.

Estellar:
quiet

Maami......go n vote!

leemah4u:
throne of grace indeed

Yes ooo, Na dt side sure pass nao

leemah4u:
definitely, hope u ve been accredited too

.....am a spiritual voter.
Baby I'v casted my vote at d Throne of Grace

leemah4u:
Accredited

Congrat baby. Use it wisely ooo.......

Derbyman:
okies u still dy sch? and au d 1,300 payment dy go.

I no de.
2 weeks to camp

eunylondon:
Hi everyone... Its been quite a while I came here..my phone went on strike anyways..

I missed u all

Eayah.......missed u too dear. hope d strike was permanently called off sha. Welcome bck

eunylondon:
Hi everyone... Its been quite a while I came here..my phone went on strike anyways..

I missed u all

Eayah.......missed u too dear. hope d strike was permanently called off sha. Welcome bck

Derbyman:
bro u sure of dat neva heard sumtin like dat wen I dy sch

Bro I submitted mine on monday (photocopy). Ppl hv bn submitting since like 2weeks ago

Owliver:
this your wrong ehn... Normal wrong right for where your wrong dey smh

Me bah............. I de aft u now, res firish erecshion

Luchiana1:
u got one outta three.. No1- charles na 2-cock dnt lay eggs, 3- correct...

Kk, thanks.
Bt how does d name come to b charles

Luchiana1:
Brain warm up: If it were 2 hours later, it would be half as long until midnight as it would be if it were an hour later. What time is it?

2: imagine you are in a room, no door, no window how do you get out?

3. you are drivin a bus to lokoja,5 people get on, 2 people get out, 3people get on, one more get on, 2 get out. How many r in d bus.

Cc rhema9898, ogbenijhybo, megawax8,derbyman. Owliver, evrybori.

1. 11:30pm
2. Roof
3. 9 people
Actually that numb 3 is nt comprehensively stated.
Are u asking for d total num dt made it to Lokoja? If dt is it my answr is 9

smilingjimmy:
Pls E-fam dere is dis argument on a group chat abt our green crd dt ws printed. R we 2 send a copy 2 sch cum nxt mnth?

It depend on ur schl dear. My sch (FUTA) asked for it.de actually wnt to use it to generate letter of identification for us. it wl help if u confirm frm ur sch mate

Luchiana1:
Small brain exercise: charles mum had 3 children. The first is named june, second is named july, the third child name is?

2:if a cock lays an egg and a half in a day and a half. How many eggs can a cock lay in 3days

3: what falls and never breaks and what break and never fall?

1. Still thinking

2. 2
3. Night falls n day breaks

sleekyonyx:
Good morning e-family!

I remember when we started dis countdown
With 109 days, it looked like a joke!

Its really funny how time flies!
Can't believe it's 39 (Thirty-nine) days to go!

NYSC Orientation camp loadin... may5th!
A15 Post camp party 4thJuly!

Dedicating this space to my real goon Babatawa
a.k.a Black Nerd

Happy birthday deary, wishing u all the best things in life plus Long life, joy and prosperity. Have a fun filled day. Cheers!
With luv: Sleekyonyx

Weldone baby......alwys on point.
How ya night

hardez:
Hi people! I hav one simple nd trickery one here!
Which body of water would you use to transmit data, video etc over the internet _____?

Thankz 4 attemptin

Na Stream, bro

megawax8:
Last one:


How can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

Cc Luchiana1 and all

Drop it such that its pointed edge face downward n drop it gently

Luchiana1:
This is a simple one. 1:Three fat ladies stood under an umbrella but none of them got wet. Why didnt any of them get wet?

2: A boy and a doc was fishing. The boy is the doctors son but the doctor is not the boy's father. Who is d doctor?
Make una answer@ everybori, cc megawax8, derbyman,dammyllare, ogbenijhybo

1. They weren't wet because it wasn't raining, de were probably under umbrella as shield frm sun

2. Grandpa

dammyllare:
Nooooo....bros I don't believe this o
It is eiteher we are having problems with the use of english hia
6mins is a constant K
Now I don't know if u use boyles law or charles law
If it takes 6wolves 6mins to catch 6wolves
It is different from saying if it takes 6wolves 6mins each to catch 6lambs
Pls...d use of english is not correct
An english student is urgently needed hia
Cheers

Hum.............. K
Even if it shld go has u said dt d six wolf work 2geda to catch 6goats in six minutes by their joint effort.
Then in d nxt one hour d six of them wld hv caught 60goats (I.e 6goats in 6min by six wolves = 60goats in 60min by six wolves)

So d answer is 6

Derbyman:
@last Godwin. Not easy to kip nerve al ds while.
Cc erisegun apprecia8 u bro.

Congrat bro..........So happy for you

megawax8:
NEXT:A mathematician was challenged to write nineteen in a manner that if one was taken out of it, it became twenty. He failed to do it.

Can you help him?

If u want negative value:
-19-1= -20
..................................................................................
If it shld b positive value then:
21

21-1= 20

megawax8:
Correct! See the speed, I guess you had seen it before

Nope, hvnt seen it. Just simple reasoning.
If it takes 6 minutes for six fox to catch six goats, it means each of them spent 6minutes to catch 1goats.
If de wanna catch sixty goats, it mean each of em wanna catch 10, spending six minutes on each goat.

megawax8:
A little quiz, Answer if you know it:


Six wolves catch six lambs in six minutes.

How many wolves will be needed to catch sixty lambs in sixty minutes?

Just six

Estellar:
Yes, bad belle

Abeg woman, pls cut it. I no take insult or abuse for a tin, cos I'll nva gv u dt no matta how far I flex.
Pls let's limit d tin for dt friend n flexing zone.
Am allergic to abuse and insult please, u wll nva see me where they r bn thrown.

Estellar:
Pls do. I've missed u much

Ooooooooooooh gawd! U two don come dis eve, abi? Mst u medialize evely tin.

dammyllare:
@erisegun
@owliver
@walexy
@y'all
Am in trouble
Life of a player
E-boo knows life boo
#LOBATAN#

Then she becomes her PA for e-matters.

#LOBATAN#

sparkleRed:
Sodiqyinka I was posted 2 zamfara!

You don see callup nii....

doublezero7:
LMAO!!!

Oya, as promised, 2mao would be another e-boo wooing challenge! However, it would be the ladies wooing the guys! I'll release a list of 10 guys to be wooed ASAP!!!

Se I de d list sha..............so apy

THIS WEEK SO FAR ON THIS THREAT:

Monday .............. E-boo wooing challenge
Tuesday............... Sexymist's love obsession scandal
Wednesday.......... Political tussle
Thursday.............. Rhema9898-Damyillare clash

Abeg who wanna cause the trouble tomorrow?
Can't wait........................!


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Be wise with your vote!

Owliver:
1050 ke. Na election day and a day after go make sense ehn. If buhari win everywhere go scatter, if Jonathan wins also everywhere go scatter!!! I just can't wait

In Jesus' name no where go scatter my friend, irrespective of who wins.