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Chaiii.........4pages to page 1000.
If na dis guys de xpect coming of Jesus live go bta oo
Owliver....on top wetin u de observe now? Me too won beat u to page 1000 dis time

Morning pals.
Has anyone who registered between last week monday (16-03-2015) and today received call up number by SMS?
Haven't received mine since.
cc: sodiqyinka
Doublezero7
Tolustx
Kingphilip
Owliver
Sleekyonyx
And everyone

Owliver:
hahahahahahaha lolollollollollollolololololololololololololololololololololololololololo Lwkmdddddd...... Shabi na them wan force me teach na na odd I wan write sorry.

Gudmorning

Owliver:
NOTICE! NOTICE!! NOTICE!!! Somebody posted on facebook that an inside source told him that if your Call up number ends with even number you are going to northern Nigeria. I just checked and mine ends with number 5' which means if the guy's source is real then there's fire on the mountain for me. Oga Sodiqyinka please what can you say about this before I start having night mares about serving in buhari's local government area... Am already breathing faster than normal ;(

Is 5 an even number. Abi u no knw book again nii? Haba..........! I pirry those sec schl students whr u go go teach maths, bro.

doublezero7:
Ladies to woo:

1. PinkiePetite
2. Estellar
3. Luchiana
4. SparkleRed
5. DamiEsan
6. ChidexSmokey
7. MzJaney
8. Dexcira
9. Busyinks
10. Sleekyonxy (Approach with CAUTION)

Reply with the name of the lady you'll like to woo to be included in the schedule! Deadline is 10am!

All the best!

NB: woo my boo and die!

MoDiFiEd:
Page dedicated to Chichi93...you're amazing dearie!

If am not too late, Sparklered

Owliver:
sited my guy with another of our friend on pedestrian bridge ragging hahahaha. I patiently watched them for about 3mins and saw they were making progress omg* I was gingered, its like I was on fire. Na race I take join them... Come see mental on top bridge, I begin sing for everybody wey pass. words can't explain how I did it but people begin dash me money. 50, 20, 10, 100, tear tear or not na so I dey collect put inside "kpangolo"... Most of the people that gave me money were women and young girls after I go don pray for them to see better husband or pray for them pikin as for the men, hmmmm una know na, them no dey give man money, them go just squeeze face like chit wey dem fire cataport God purnish them.... Bought gala and lacasera drank and I was just shouting WEREEY!!!! WEREY!!!!!! On top bridge. Filled with joy of heavens. One person recognise me sha. but na coded guy I beg am make hin no tell people... Well, when time got to 6pm we were full of cash and they had to drag me away from that bridge cos I wasn't giving up at allll, I was ready to stay there till the next day sofa people dey pass.. But enough was enough. We and fellow wereys went to the park and entered bus back to Abeokuta, we even lap sef hahahahahaha. Just to save cash. To God be the glory counted my money and I made over 5thousand naira... Choi* from zero to hero. From grass to grace patience and hard work pays. Never give up noni..... When we got to abeokuta everybody find hin square root. Got home and met two of my friends and their GF looking hungry, big boys like them don't rag *rubbish*. Same people that discouraged me from ragging collected 200naira each and also cooked some good food that night. I was the champion of the day it was a wonderful experience life thought me that day. God really did wonders leaving the school I didn't attend any other rag day since I already got the experience. How can I forget such experience loooolz........... End of story....

Clap for Owliver..............!

eassht:
wrong matriculation number someone shud help
plzz
I called and mailed sidmach no response
I went to my school dsame thing
I nid help plzzz
here is my detail
matric number edu/09/Spe/00313
name:Ibrahim Aisha maidoki
surname:Ibrahim
sch:bayero university kano
jamb no:92626887IJ
date of birth:3 Feb 1992
( Modi

Cc: tolustx, doublezero7, sodiqyinka

sleekyonyx:
May27th is for stream 2. They'll enter camp after stream 1 leave camp on 26thmay. so it's 67days to go for stream two and 45 days for stream 1.

Whn wl dos stream two guys leave camp.
BTW, gudmorning. Hope u had a splendid night.

Estellar:
Thank u but how many Hausa fulani babes do u know? How many hv u met? They r usually way way cuter

Morning baby

A

sleekyonyx:
Shout outs to my e-honeybutch doublezero7 the only one that causes the butterfly-like feeling in my stomach. Luv u bae, 2 the moon and back.

In your stomach, baby? doublezero7 weldone oo

sleekyonyx:
Good morning e-friends!


Hope you all had a grt nite!


It's 46 (Forty-six) days to go!


A15party July4th*


*Massivelyturnup*

That's she.....always there

dammyllare:
Nairaland A15...been a while
Found new love on BBM A15 group
Mad fun in there
Checking on y'all
Night

Chaiii....BEAUTy don drive dis man wild......I doubt if he even sleep. Se dis na how l*v* de do pesin gra gra? .

BTW congrat my man.....hope she slept well.

OgidiOlu3:
Exactly! You're the boss, even kingphilip admitted that. You're the real MVP. Sleekyonyx neva see boo o chai!



You mean his picture is home with you, right? . I just saw that nigga with joyjoomla .

I'm the "anti-cheat" police, I see everything

Weldone de la police officer

Estellar:
Wasn't sleeping before

Jst look around, sumtin is flying, it wl b nice u trow it back

Estellar:
Joblessness at it peak

Baby let me knw wn u r up frm ur dream. Pele oo

Estellar:
Yea we r dear......, monitoring spirit..,back off

Na watch I go de watch una . Till.......

Many happy returns in good health, wealth and success.........HappY BirthDay Sheyman4phy

Estellar:
Hmmmmm.... How many e-boos do u hv?

So u two are stl riding smooth......epele ooo

Estellar:
Will look for it when i'm up. Goodnight

Sleep tight

Estellar:
My yesterday was fine o.. Urs?? Goodmorning

Thanks for reminding me lol..... My was fine too. Gud morning.

Look for it now

Estellar:
Look around where?? Not looking for anything. Looo for ur bait urself

Lol....how was ur day

Estellar:
You this quiet boy

Smiling.............
look around, u'll find a bait

Estellar:
Shior

You this stubborn gurl.....

teebee22:
k. sure would have appreciated a helping hand. tanx though.

U wlcm

teebee22:
hmmmm. do u want to talk about it. my day is going well but a bit stressful.

It such a hot day here, let's leave d talk til eve.
Eayah...hw I wish I can help.

Estellar:
Olofofo!!!! He has nothing on me, he's only pulling ya legs

We shall soon see.......

teebee22:
So sowi dear, wat happened?

Can't realy figure sumtin out...like aworry, like anxiety.
Thanks for ur concern. hw r u doin, n d day so far

emperoarkay:
Thanx. Yes the signature space is empty and another issue now is that I can't access the login page even if I want to pay as it keeps bring a 404 page not ffound error

Don't access it on phone, it won't work. Go to cafe

kingphilip:
it changes nothing boi

Yes.....except everything

xray2:
Errrrrr... Ehmm House... I got some daunting , jaw breaking and heart rendering secrets of ESTELLAR.

QUITE FUNNY

smh.... I think its high time I exposed her. *sighs*

Better bro.....can't wait to see her exposed

teebee22:
gud am all. how was ur nyts?

What a sleepless night, n urs?