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Life is tricky and we can't be sure when we are faced the same decision we will do better.

Very good advice there.... Your friend just need to move on. We all make mistakes and one can never tell what the consequence(s) may be in the future. Since his dad realises that......then she should forgive.

You can ONLY choose friends NOT family.

Some are still thinking of how to add more to their butts...despite nigerians probs.?
SMH vigorously

Op...my contribution may look stupid but I bet it....it worth trying and the best thing to get off this mess.
Obviously he wants to get in between ur legs.

Here is my advice!
Go out with him but make sure u don't drink whatever u are served alone....try mix yours with his(u don't know his intentions).
Follow him to anywhere.....be it his house/hotel. Tell him to remove his boxers/pant/underwear.
Hold on to his scrot*m and press high the balls or break one of the ball.
With this.... He will never fail or disturb you till you graduate

Daraph:
It's only because you've taken oath with poverty that's why you're saying this.... N20k is just for a shoe and a trouser for your kids between 16-17years if you're rich..... Go ask Adeleke Davido to gist you

Hey bros!.... Davido isn't a footballer.
He's has too spent a lot of money or sponsored to get to where he is now.
So let them go and use it to my what u mentioned.




Meanwhile, I really don't mean wat I first posted.....

That should be ok for them. Afterall they are just btw 16-17yrs. Una get dat kind money wen u were abt dat age? Good move from Nigerian Govt.

ignis:
See question. I expect another thread with the title - "Can a police make heaven? "

Infac,t I'm waiting for a counter thread....... Will arm robbers go to hell?

Which station will CARRY the match?

None of the responses are right.... If na the groom get money pass..... He fix! If na the bride's parent/family get money pass..... They fix!

ifyalways:
Leaving the Internet or certain social websites?

The Internet is here to stay, we can't do without it if one must stay up to date( business, education, career, etc) what you decide to do with your internet time is what matters.
I was on Facebook for one year or less, it's been 3 years now I deleted my profile, never missed a thing. Why? Cos it was not important to me, Internet time waster. You decide what's important to you and do it.

Simply not possible....
You can't stop using internet once you started using it.....
And pls Ifyalways ...don't leave the internet because you have been a source of help to many. God bless you.

Two things are involved in this thread: its either the OP is lying or high on weed.

Op....tell your friend to be born again tooo! That makes both to be romantically born again

ADULTBASE:
Am i the only one seeing the TEAM is a waste, WHY CAN'T IHENACHO WIN THE U20 WC If he is a true superster!

Why can't Lionel Messi win the WC, if he is a true superstar.

She didn't mean the real DOG.... She meant guys that are dogs!

ijechikky:
and whys ds one laffin?

The same reason why u laffed earlier!

ijechikky:
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ijechikky:
kikikikikikiki
I laff in chinese
Hohohohiohohohohoho

This kinda laff is very painful sha. But no wahala.
Let's see if the kikikikikikiki won't turn to kakakakakakakaka and the hohohohohohoo to hahahahahahahahahahahahahha

ijechikky:
I juss dey pity Arsenal since 2day..

Haba

You should pity bayern and not Arsenal........ We will catch dem by surprise like we did against Man U.
Watch out.

donTbone:
Stop every unfaithful act TODAY...
As if those doing it were happy about it.
You go ask them, with tears and sadness, they shall narrate the story for you.
Most of them never wanted to do it, but when the spouse wont take it serious,
they are bound to be overtaken by another caring chick.


Mind my advice for you, when you are married, and your wife complains about sex or the styles,
take it more importantly than anything because if you don't, another will lure her in and then
she becomes a victim too.

Nice comment there!
Some are happy doing it while some aint. The thing is no one is perfect.... Ur man/woman can't be perfect in ALL WAYS!
Like you mentioned..... Any area ones partner seems not to be Ok with.....one should try and do the needful.

FruityLass:
So what about those good men and ladies who end up heartbroken

What act should they stop?

But they can't continue to live such lives all their lives. I believe its possible to be faithful with ones partner.... Not everyone cheats.....therefore if its possible for SOME to stay faithful then its possible for ALL to be!

I really see it very disturbing why some people do cheat on their partner/spouse. The major reason why some cheat is simply because of SEX! What exactly does the chick/woman/guy/man gives you that your partner can't give you? What exactly fed you up about him/her? His/her sex styles? His/her attitude? Why is it difficult for men/women of this generation to enjoy their marriage/relationship with their spouses and family ONLY?
I believe we get into a relationship/marriage because of LOVE. What then happened to that LOVE?
We can all do without cheating on our partners.... Stop every unfaithful act TODAY

Some people dey form ajebo for us here on Nairaland.....many of those saying 'wicked', 'terrible', 'dangerous' ways of feeding a child were fed like this for 6yrs and dem enjoy am.
Infact I know few ones on this thread.....but for security reasons....I will remain silence.

styless:
You can't possibly blame us; some applicants are bad at accepting rejections. So most times to save our skin, we keep quiet.

Thank God.... There's an HR here. Dreams come true! I have Never met any HR's in my life except through dreams.....and today I eventually met one. Madam can I speedily send my CV?

And the most passionate football female fan on Nairaland is...... Safarigirl

If that be the case...... Then let the wealthy ones marry the poor ones.
The equation will just be perfectly balanced! Since we all want wealth and children.

This thread is so hard for me to understand....... OP, a beg no vex. Can u come again?

I must confess.....this is no issue at all.
Tell your friend to take this few steps:
STEP 1:
His fiancee should oblige the MD.
STEP 2.
His fiancee should follow the MD to wherever he wants to mate with her.
STEP 3:
Your friend should systematically follow them.
STEP 4:
His fiancee should cunningly make the useless MD remove his useless underwears (boxers/pants) BUT his fiancee must NOT remove her underwear.
STEP 5:
His fiancee should make the useless MD tries to seduce her by making the MD chase her unclad in the bedroom.
STEP 6:
Your friend comes in with a very good camera and take good shots of the unclad MD.
STEP 7:
Your friend should demand that the MD vacates his position and make him the MD instantly or else he will post his pix to African Magic, youtube, Channels Tv or Orisun TV.
STEP 8:
Your friend should reward me as his PA and handsome gifts.

I'll pick 1-20.

Someone already mentioned it and I must say it works.... Ensure she eats her dinner latest by 6pm.

Don't mind the topic of this thread.....
We really can't explain what this life is all about!... Some will work little and become very successful while some will work very hard and may not be that successful. Some will fast, pray and almost die on the mountains before things can work for them while some rarely prays and things work easily for them.
Some will have many children with no money to care for them while some will be financially blessed without a child. Some will have 9-10 children and will never experiencing loss of any while some will have one and still loose that only one..... This is to tell us that we are into a world of ups and downs...
What exactly are you going through? and you think its all over for you..look carefully around you and think deeply.... You will find out that you are still better than some people!
What step(s) are you about to take..... U want to end your life? Leave your spouse? U want to drink to stupor?...
Please encourage yourself, the unpleasant situation isn't the end of your life.
Keep praying and trusting God.... U don't know what tomorrow holds for you.
Tears may tarry till day BUT joy comes in the morning!
.......There's always ___________ in a tunnel.
God bless!

An2elect2:
No, you asked because you want money. God answers not such abominable prayers.

May God forgive me then....

An2elect2:
You need Jesus

Very Correct... That's why I asked for prayers!