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Four people have been arrested after a fight involving as many as 100 people broke out during the early hours of Christmas Day in Woking.
Coins were thrown at officers and a number of taxi drivers were reported to have been intimidated during the trouble, Surrey Police said.
Police and dog units were sent to the scene in Chertsey Road after being called at about 03:00 GMT.
Those arrested were held on suspicion of public order offences.
Supt Clinton Blackburn said: "A number of officers and dog units were deployed to the scene in order to disperse the group from Woking town centre with the support of the NPAS helicopter.
"Officers quickly took a grip of the situation and worked hard to bring it under control effectively and safely, under challenging circumstances, which included having coins thrown at them, and by 4am the area had returned to normal."
People with any information about the fight, including footage of it on mobile phones, have been asked to contact officers.

Take heart bro,,sometimes every disappointment is an opportunity for a better appointment..

pek:
Can someone please remind him that El rufai is still alive.

If you have nothing to say ,,,,shut up

Addicted2Women:


What drugs is this rat on ??

Stupidity pills ??

Let me prophesy on this plate of Amala and Ewedu on my table, i will finish it in 5 minutes and i will use cold Orijin to wash it down

Abnormal human being sighted

Are u sure these ones are not innocent,u knw sometimes Nigeria police can b very............

According to reports by Tallahassee Herald in Florida, United States, the 15-year-old boy who was said to have a 'highly potent sperm' ejaculated in the pool without warning his mates. And reports say that this ended up impregnating half of the girls present at the celebration.
Standing on the fact that they did not have sex at the party, the 15-year-old boy said:

“Some people in town say we had some kind of wild sex orgy going on and that’s how I got all those girls pregnant, but I’m proud to say that I am still a virgin and that if anyone doesn’t believe me, I’m ready to undergo medical examination to prove it if that’s what it takes. I’ve become some sort of a local celebrity. People come up to me all the time and shake my hand and congratulate me, but I didn’t do anything!” he said, looking sincere.

The doctor, who connected all the pregnancy to one cause, Dr. John Suzukima, said:

“Clinical tests have proven that people who suffer from spermafortishave sperm counts close to a thousand times more potent and rich in spermatozoids than the average man. This kind of semen is fairly similar to that of common water mammals, such as dolphins, manatees and seals and has properties that make it incredibly resistant to water. This condition could definitely explain what happened in this case but clinical trials and further tests would be needed to prove this theory.”

While about 14 of the girls are up for abortion, 2 of the impregnated girls will be keeping the babies due to religious beliefs.

An unidentified man has experienced the worst after sleeping with another man’s wife.

According to Tuko, the man came out to beg for forgiveness after sleeping with a Luo man’s wife in Kenya. He had to publicly do that because his manhood shifted to his kneels after he had sex with another man’s wife. Many believe the man put a curse on his wife after finding out she was cheating.

dedons:
Nigerians and sentiment are like 5 and 6.

Who says this girl is even funny

As a matter of fact, she's as dry as an old desert.

I wonder what people find funny in her.

Mtcheeeeeeew...

See dem enemy of progress,,, appreciate others so that u will b appreciated.

emaxjey:
When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.

Waiten concern breaking of heart and dis birthday issue,,,Na waoh

May this couple live long more than Methuselah not answered, 963years

I tire for dis country and its citizens, dem travel abroad,dey wy luk for necessary means to oppress d people of dat place,,,,,,dey came to Nigeria we will still oppress dem ,,yy

wen dis girl is finally married now ,you see her running from place to place ,herbalist to pastor looking for a child she tro away..end time

[quote author=emmystyle post=46200356]When U know you have not paid your fees what are U doing in the exam hall?[/quot
Are dy in primany or secondary skul,,are they not coming back for dere results

[quote author=MisterGrace post=46160246]I think some demons are out to make the country ungovernable for Mr. President. [/quote
remember what he told GEJ 2011

Some of the Goodluck Jonathan administration's Achievements in the first 100 days!(note this is not a year achievement!) .......................... 1. Nigeria’s oil industry expanded by 20% and we reclaimed our position as Africa’s largest oil exporter which we’d hitherto was lost to Angola. 2. Recognized by OPEC in July as the 2nd largest oil exporter 2nd only to Saudi Arabia. It is the first time Nigeria has recorded such a feat. 3. Inflation rate had been reducing as the administration enforces tighter fiscal policies. 4. In June the Consumer Price Index showed an inflation rate of 10.2% which dropped to 9.4% in July being the lowest rate in the past 4 years. 5. Foreign Reserves rose by 10% to $35 billion. 6. Nigeria’s GDP growth rate month-over- month had continued to grow from 6.7% in May to 6.9% in July of 2011. 7. Nigeria declared top three investment destinations in Africa (number 2) by the independent Africa Business Panel in the Netherlands. 8. Nigeria generated power at her highest level ever (4,000mw) which is still far from enough but which will improve monthly. 9. Nigerian Railway Corporation commenced Mass Transit Services in 5 of 6 geo-political zones. Last zone will come on stream by year’s end (December 2011). 10. With establishment of the NSIA, President facilitates direct investments into infrastructure with priority areas being Power and Roads. 11. The Federal Government also awarded contracts for various road projects across the country whose impact was soon to be felt nationwide. 12. Launch of NigeriaSat-2 and NigeriaSat-X Satellites to expand Internet Bandwidth and provide early warning to prevent natural disasters. 13. President introduced the policy of engaging the Private Sector on kerosine pricing and price reduced between May and September, 2011. 14. Recognizing the sacrifices of youth corps members, President approved upward review of allowances from 9,700 to 19,800 Naira. 15. Implementation of Minimum Wage Increase for Nigerian Workers to 18,900 Naira monthly. 16. 35% Slot For Women in the cabinet. 17. Deepening Security and expanding Peace in the Niger Delta. 18. Reduced kidnapping in South East with implementation of President’s order establishing the 14 Brigade of the Army in Ohafia, Abia state. 19. Maritime Safety has been ensured and stabilized in the last 100 days. 20. A stellar cabinet comprising former MDs of the World Bank & Goldman Sachs, Chairperson Accenture and multiple Ph.Ds. 21. The National Automobile Council established an Automotive Development Fund to resuscitate the automobile industry and generate jobs. 22. Approval for genuine foreign investors to obtain visas at the point of entry to facilitate FDI investments. 23. Model Skills Training Centers in Abuja- collaboration between Industrial Training Fund & the Institute for Technical Education, Singapore. 24. Establishment of the Nigerian Vehicle Credit Purchase scheme.. # call me names I don't care post what PMB has done in d last one year

Raymondenyi:
Hell fire straight..... no branching

hahahaha,,straight hell

@OP

HardMirror:
FACT, God has no influence on anyones success. God only works when God is a sort of motivation. There is nothing spiritual about success.

I always ask this question if you were told to choose between getting shot in the head OR witchcraft be used to kill you, which will you choose. You are permitted to pray to God to save you from death. Which will you choose believing God would save you?
Nobody will choose getting shot in the head.
Somehow our subconscious knows God can't save you from a bullet, but we know ambiguous witchcraft and ambiguous God will go well together.
God is useless in real life situations.

you are not normal

President Muhammadu Buhari asked comptroller-general of the Nigeria Immigration Service, Martin Abeshi, to vacate office – The federal government’s decision may be connected with his handling of the recent replacement in the NIS – The staff of the NIS were seen jubilating when the news filtered into their headquarters The comptroller-general of Nigerian Immigration Service (NIS), Martin Abeshi, has been sacked. President Muhammadu Buhari reportedly sacked the comptroller-general of Nigerian Immigration Service (NIS), Martin Abeshi, on Tuesday, May 17. According to Vanguard, the federal government’s decision may be connected with his handling of the recent replacement in the service. Meanwhile, the staff of the NIS were seen jubilating when the news filtered into their headquarters. Some officers have recently exposed the corrupt activities of the comptroller general in the posting of personnel for foreign trips. In a petition written to President Muhammadu Buhari, they accused Abeshi of collecting money from officers eager to travel abroad on foreign missions. The aggrieved officers called on the president to investigate the allegation within the NIS and stop the corrupt activities in the service.
Abeshi was appointed in September 2015 to replace former comptroller general, David Parradang, who was fingered in the tragic 2014 recruitment scandal. At the time the new Immigration boss was appointed, he had already been slated to proceed on a three-month terminal leave beginning from October 2015. Abeshi was said to have been having running battle with some of his deputies and assistants, who were not happy that their boss was still in office when he ought to have retired from the service since December 2015.

Kaira333:
Op three kids not two. 2 girls and a boy.

did u read d passage at all

hahahaha
(1)aboki must u b on Facebook
(2)ur English is one of d major problems we have in dis country aboki English...I knw by now English language is afraid of ur English..

dis gal is born dumb,leta u see her praying emergency prayer ,,oh lord any man to marry

now i knw some people are born dumb,,dis Op is one of d highest mugu of d century and ur fellows hu believe d man is a god

it was photoshoped,,abroad must favour my family not bet9ja,,Op stop carrying rumours about

it was edited,,it was abroad must favour my family and not bet9ja Op stop deceiving ur self

Pataki:
You are very very senseless. The bible has instructed you, study to show yourself approved, a workman that need not be ashamed rightly dividing the word of truth. When cyber idiots like you cannot read your bible and ask the Holy Spirit for interpretation, you begin to listen to charlatans speaking death upon another human being.

May your eyes of understanding be opened. Mumu-Christian. It is your type that Suleman will be slapping up and down, asking you to eat grass all in the name of deliverance.

Quote me again and I will make you wish you never had that 10MB to display this gross idiocy of yours.

keep shut,,must u behave like an abnormal being

merjovis:
what exactly is wrong with you How dare you insult a man of God? Who do you think you are Better go down on your kneels and ask God to forgive you fast

are u dat confuse i was not talking to d man of GOD ,,,read well b4 anytin else

merjovis:
I weep for you

i weep for u too