buharisbae:
I'm in dire need of my own baby that boy is such a cutie

u fine sha..come na,let us be friends*in falz's voice*

Fine art..never could draw..even ryt now,i dnt think i can draw an egg very well sef..meanwhile,my only bro can draw lyk da vinci..it no jez dey my blood..

paiz:
First year in futo- I must graduate with a first class
Second year- 2.1 is not bad
Third year - God Abeg make he no de lower than 2.2
Fourth year- Thirds class? I go manage am
Final year- I must graduate with my mate.

Proudly futoite. Representing PET 500 LEVEL

lol..no be lie..i rep FUTO joor..buh me,i left wit a first class..ask around

News of the Bayern Munich manager's three- year deal saw the official statement relocated so the club's website could cope with the overwhelming traffic demands. Pep Guardiola's future appointment at Manchester City was finally confirmed on Monday to liven up one of the dullest transfer deadline days in recent memory. The Spaniard has agreed a three-year deal to move to the Etihad Stadium when he leaves Bayern Munich at the end of the season, with City announcing the long-awaited news on their website. But as anyone who tried to view the confirmation will know, City's website struggled to cope with the demand and forced the technical team to relocate the statement as their homepage continued to buckle. Unfortunately https:/// RCQvF3DfCq is struggling to cope with the big #mcfc news today. We're doing all we can to get it back to normal.. — MCFC Geeks (@mcfcgeeks) February 1, 2016 ...and just under an hour later... Temporarily we’ve switched https:// /RCQvF3DfCq to just serve the club statement. We're monitoring the traffic and will switch back asap. — MCFC Geeks (@mcfcgeeks) February 1, 2016 Pep broke the internet, kinda.

Speechless3:
No biggie

Ah,u can lie sha..u r a real Lie-on

Seems like rhis guy aint gonna get married soon..girls don show am pepper..mods,oya front page

Hmm...i wonder wetin for happen if only three of my church youths..me,Eric n obinna dey for dat church..ah,as d human dey burn,naim i go shout sef say 'i hear a voice saying BURN THE PROPHET TOO'..me n my boyz go jez run d burning straight.. dat woman get issue sha..if na me,i go run wit both legs n hands if i hear wetin d prophets talk..endtym prophet

For all dose dat didnt av an opprtunity to go to skul,jez imagine d roommate thingy afterall u gwt brodas n sistas na..meanwhipe let me share my own..
in 100l,my 6 roommates loved reading n made me read ten hours a day (no joke)..no wonda i came out wit first class finally we had a national president in d room too so morning prayers everyday..lovely room..no fights..buh we always got into trouble wit manowar in skul for cooking in rum..
in 200l,my 6 roommates loved to fight eh,i was the peacemaker,n very dirty n stingy boys..d only joy was playing ludo,phone pes n playstation every evening..d only tin we shared in dat rum was garri..we had a very big bowl n sumbody brought garri every weekend frm home..
my 300l,lovely year..3 roomates..one was bizness minded..sold boxers,singlets,shoes..i almost join go sell pams o..buh my academics no suppose suffer sha..so,i calm down..d oda two,lovely guyz..d only problem na who go agree sweep room..dat rum cud be so dirty some days..
my 400l n 500l,funny year..2 rummates..one was a musician..spent three days every week in skul..always travelling..had plenty money
.anytym he wanted to cook soup,he wanted to use fish..n me n d oda guy was kinda always broke..we dey always protest wit dat guy sha..ended up eating junk almost all d tym..d oda guy..my guy..my bestie..buh he can drop his clothes everywhere sha..i was always picking up afta him..no be like say i beta sha..he can laff eh..n d boy cant cook..read nko..ten mins afta looking at his book,na to sleep o..funny roommates...n anytym a girl comes to visit me..he wil jez make a call n from there vamoose.. d boy bn want make i fall..buh i didnt sha..akul was fun joor..i miss skul..
JSHARP

sylvalord:
Chai, LVG done turn my team to mid-table team finish. SMDH! May Ed Woodward be anally raped if LVG is not sacked before the end of the week.

lol@anally raped..u harsh o[color=#990000]

yungkc:
Nice one Dumb baba J

lol..y na?..dumb baba j..has a nice ring to it sha[size=8pt]

Lol..I yaff laugh n break my only glass cup..well,I still get rubber cup