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Nairaland GeneralRe: What Do You Think Of Nairaland's Garri Peeps? by jslimz(f): 11:00am On Sep 05, 2012
modelmike7: . . So chemistry 0f garri , dat one self dey? Gettin much more interestin . . . . U get d biology and accounting of garri na? Lol lol lol
Wats d fermentation process in G4 production? That 1 na d biology and biochemistry na. As per accounting, feel free to ask the distributors and retailers.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Do You Think Of Nairaland's Garri Peeps? by jslimz(f): 10:18am On Sep 05, 2012
Guy free G4 peepz joor, they r hilarious, and i'm loving them.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Smh. . .
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Nairaland GeneralRe: What Do You Think Of Nairaland's Garri Peeps? by jslimz(f): 9:59am On Sep 05, 2012
Real chemistry of G4. Pls add more
Emmy9ite: The chemistry of garri
-Garri is an element with symbol (Ga) or G4
-Garri occurs in a combined state in eba
-Garri is a group 1 element with atomic number 15. It is monoatomic
-Garri is in period 3
-The electronic configuration is 1s2 2s2 2p6 3s2 3p3
-Garri reacts with hot water to produce eba
-It reacts with cold water in the presence of a catalyst groundnut to form 'drinking garri'
RomanceRe: We Are Getting Married: Thank God For Nairaland! by jslimz(f): 12:20pm On Aug 08, 2012
@ OP Congrats!!!!
Waiting to see the next couple.
RomanceRe: Romantic Names For Your Lover/Spouse? by jslimz(f): 5:17pm On Aug 06, 2012
jimmy4x: My name is Oluwafemi, her's Ifeoluwa...I coined Ifemi outta d two names...We both Call ourselves "Ifemi"..that is, .IFE-mi..I-FEMI
Ife and Femi smiley
Dats awesome. D combination is so so good.
RomanceRe: What Is The Opposite Of Heartbreak? by jslimz(f): 9:36am On Aug 02, 2012
Do you know answers? Very hilarious.

@ OP, till i figure the answer . . . cry
RomanceRe: Romance Section Awards July 2012 by jslimz(f): 4:08pm On Jul 20, 2012
Tinkybabe: curious as hell too grin grin grin
U dont wanna know, its I n Id's lil secret.
Idowuogbo: Gerrouttt! angry

@jslimz

Don't tell dem anytin o! Pls it's a public forum.It's our Lil secretzzz! Keep it dat way.Do U like Ann summers underwear? kiss
Tinkybabe: curious as hell too grin grin grin
Uh hu!!! Yeah
RomanceRe: Romance Section Awards July 2012 by jslimz(f): 1:20pm On Jul 20, 2012
Idowuogbo: J-slimz bebe! Got ur mail o! I got reply am in a min u hia! Am blushing..... So u like my bweast? Don't worry am gay 2! So we can start a family immediately.Vote for me o! kiss
I really do o! Keep blushing. Bt start family? Hmmm . . . Diaz no need for that.
LiteratureRe: The PACKAGE by jslimz(f): 11:22am On Jul 19, 2012
An awesome piece st Okoli. Pls keep it rolling.
RomanceRe: Love Vs Attraction & Infatuation. by jslimz(f): 4:43pm On Jul 17, 2012
I so enjoyed ur post Sexkillz. So so on point. This thread makes sense.
EducationRe: What Can You Remember In Your Primary Comprehension Reader? by jslimz(f): 8:27am On Jul 11, 2012
Wow!!! What a way to start my day #smiling #
Omoh!!!! See good memories. My cramming skills weren't so good.
I'm enjoying every bit of this thread.
FamilyRe: Please Help Ayomide - An Abandoned Child by jslimz(f): 6:20pm On Jul 09, 2012
^ Thanks for the confirmation. Best wishes to Ayo and grandma
FamilyRe: Please Help Ayomide - An Abandoned Child by jslimz(f): 7:37pm On Jul 07, 2012
I guess one payment made on the 26th of June was omitted. Payment type was Nigerian account, and was made by Jenyfa.
Pls kindly confirm this, cuz i want to be sure my few cents gets into the bulk sum for Ayo.
EducationRe: Do you Remember Or Used This? by jslimz(f): 2:49pm On Jul 06, 2012
yeah!! I used dose in d 90's. How time flies.
Fond old memories
RomanceRe: UNILAG Runs Girl - By Umari Ayim (Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5) by jslimz(f): 10:14am On Jul 05, 2012
angry i dont like this. We all were just kept waiting for nothing. There was no use starting the thread if there wasn't any intention of finishing the story.

# I'm just so sad about it #
RomanceRe: Mr. Nairaland **nominations And Voting As Started** by jslimz(f): 7:07am On Jun 27, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]I vote Idowuogbo.[/quote]I wonder how a she can be a Mr. Hmm Mynd_44. Ur more eligible
FamilyRe: Please Help Ayomide - An Abandoned Child by jslimz(f): 7:00pm On Jun 26, 2012
Account, Jenyfa
FamilyRe: Please Help Ayomide - An Abandoned Child by jslimz(f): 6:21pm On Jun 26, 2012
Pls confirm for payment made by me
FamilyRe: Please Help Ayomide - An Abandoned Child by jslimz(f): 10:30am On Jun 26, 2012
Nigerians do have a good heart. I'm happy Ayo and grandma will have things to smile about.
Kudos to NLers
RomanceRe: Would You Do This For Your Woman? by jslimz(f): 9:48am On Jun 25, 2012
I can't let a guy do that for me. There are better ways of showing love other than that. Thats share madness. If the gutter is a size of a dam that'll be understandable, not when it's the size of a regular gutter.
*thats just fake MJ (very fake MJ) and spiderman*
Nairaland GeneralRe: Security Tips You Might Find Useful. . . by jslimz(f): 4:33pm On Jun 22, 2012
eyenCalabar: -If you are an aspiring young man, stay away from women.
-If you want to live long, stay away from women.
-If you want to be successful, stay away from [s]wo[s/]men.
-If you want to be happy with your life, stay away from women.
-If you want to avoid heart break or heart attack; high-, low- or middle- pertension; high-, low- or middle blood pressure, stay away from women.
-If you want to read, write and pass your exams, stay away from women.
-If you want to be wise, stay away from women [s](remember the story of Adam, after Eve gave him the fruit, he becomes f0olish and was telling God trash.[/s]
-If you want to concentrate in a church service, don't look at women, stay away from them.
-If you want your plans to be realistic, don't tell a woman even your wife husband.
-If you want to have peace in your life, stay away from women.
-If you want to have a healthy relationship with friends especially in school, stay away from women. This one is for the students.

But note, staying away here doesn't mean hating them pls and it doesn't mean I don't want you to be getting married to them. But pls, be very cautious with them. Women are so treacherous in nature and every woman must be conscious to this reality. And at times I wonder if it is the same God that created men created women.
CareerRe: How Has Nairaland Affected Your Work At The Office? by jslimz(f): 1:17pm On Jun 19, 2012
I actually have nothing doin with myself these days. My folks keep wondering why i'm always staring at my phone screen and laughing hard. All thanks to NL romance section.
NL make brain die
RomanceRe: UNILAG Runs Girl - By Umari Ayim (Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5) by jslimz(f): 12:52pm On May 16, 2012
M still waitin for the part 6. Pls let it start rolling in.
RomanceRe: UNILAG Runs Girl - By Umari Ayim (Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5) by jslimz(f): 6:19pm On Apr 16, 2012
M waiting for the part 3 Seun.

Kudoos 2 Ayim
BusinessRe: How Is Electricity Stability In Your Area? by jslimz(f): 9:09am On Sep 26, 2011
In my area in Port Harcout, its between 10 - 12 hours a day. N d annonyin thing is dat its only from about 7pm - 6am, when one is asleep.
EducationRe: Nnamdi Azikiwe University Admissions Status! by jslimz(f): 7:20am On Aug 18, 2011
my mail box pls. Jet4_k@yahoo.com

thanks
NYSCRe: Post Jamb Sould Be Stopped So Is Nysc by jslimz(f): 7:17am On Aug 18, 2011
poster, its nt only ur concern. We all r troubled abt it. My concern is nysc now, cuz m due 4 it.
EducationRe: Nnamdi Azikiwe University Admissions Status! by jslimz(f): 5:42pm On Aug 16, 2011
@ guente02: u seem 2 be everywhr abt Unizik. Pls weneva ur sure abt admission status holla @ me.
EducationRe: Nnamdi Azikiwe University Admissions Status! by jslimz(f): 8:37pm On Aug 15, 2011
serious? Wen ws dat?

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