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Mrhaven:
bahd guy ;Dbahd guy issorite nothing spoil

Nothing dey spoil for my watch bruh. One love

QueenSuccubus:



Scratching my head..

The #2 tho..so what if he travel from village to village juz to get laid sha ? It's not bad as long he can afford..

He's a Professional Tourist

lmao...i'm sure you meant a professional in woman physiology

I've compiled a list of stupid things guys do for sex

1. DRUGS :

This has to be the first in the list,since most drug abuse are related to sexual activities. Guys self medicate for the purpose of lasting long during sex.This is very detrimental to health eg. Tramadol,codienne,cocaine,weed etc

2.Long distance travelling :

I had to put this at number 2. most guys travel long distances all in the name of getting laid.

3.Alcohol :

Noting much to say than what we already know. alcohol abuse has amounted in majority of cases relating to kidney and liver failure.

4. Mouth action :

Many girls refuse being laid without any form of mouth action. Guys stupidly do the deed all in an act of desperation to get laid. This can cause throat gonorrhea to name a few.

5. Spending lots of money :

I've known some friends who used their school fees money to get laid.

6. Patronizing prostitutes :

Many are guilty of this. These guys overlook the consequence of such actions,thereby getting infected with numerous sexually transmitted diseases.

Feel free to add yours!

tooth4tooth:
I expect to see how the weed make you looseguard naaa!!

Come dey tell me how you nack kpekus.....like say you never nack before.

Come, nor provoke me ooo

Lol naa bro. If i write that one here,i go fit cause air polution. All the weed smokers including those wee don quit finish,go rush go light one tab when i remind them wetin dem they miss

tooth4tooth:
Op,see wetin you make me dey waste my time read

Take this and receive sense.

https://i.imgur.com/z4fYl4G.gif

As you see the topic so,When you enter,wetin u expect to read

I plan on opening games centres in more than 3 densely populated areas. These game centres each will have 1 ps4, 1 ps 3,and 3 ps2. Each will also have a section for flashing all types of phones.Please any advice on the feasibility of this business will be greatly appreciated. Thanks

Homeboiy:
u still de smoke now

Infact i do,and i really love it!!!

Homeboiy:
woman wey dw knee down pee dey gv u weed smoke , u come dey shiver

gerrarahia

Bro i was really baffled and you would've been too if you were in my shoes. Like this girl who i thought was an innocentia,was one kind hard core chick Haba!!!

softMarket:
For Jesus birthday?
You fu,ck woman, shame no dey ur eye,u come dey tell us?

And u want to make heaven abi?
Ok....we shall see!

Hypocrite spotted!! First to criticize but Nah your type dey do worse by night

This is a story i'd like to share with nairalanders. i could've told the full story but i didnt place this topic in the correct section.

Woken up by a ringing alarm,i got up sluggishly while taking the deepest breath of fresh air. oh gosh,it was 25th of december 2016. The first thing that rang in my mind was the promise my girlfriend made before the D day. She had said " babe i'll make sure you have best xmas ever". Fast forward to afternoon on the special day,she arrived as anticipated. I decided to take her out,we had some fun then later came back home,to my room.
I decided to put wizkid vs davido mix cd on my stereos when my girl said she wanted to use the toilet. I followed her there only to be dazzled when she brought out weed for us to smoke. I was reluctant at first,but as a guy who loves his weed,we smoked. I said in my mind "gosh its a bonus to have a girl who smokes too". fast foward when we were both high,we returned back into the room,only to meet an environment mixed with glamourous music. When i watched her it was as if we were in a disney movie,were i was a prince and she a princess. The love making was great too,infact the best(first time having sex wen high on weed). This girl knew the right time to moan(like say we connect for dimensions wee supercede ours),were to touch and most of all,we didnt care about time. It was as if time were doing us a favor by running slow. Apart from that,the communication was there,to give her the blast of her life. With the way our relationship is going stronger everyday due to this great addition to our sex life is amazing. So i'm not telling you all to do what i did,but try to find something you both are comfortable with,add it to the bedroom,and the sky is the limit for the relationship. Peace!!!

ElizaVeta:
Lmao .. Abeq oh .. Let me be.

U pretty!

Go open confam game shop

Luvdk:
I luv dem huge....
Not that El Rufai,Bubu tiny type

How does a 6 inch,1 and a half hour of dick supply sound

Lunagirl:
Lol. But the fact that it is big is something first. Then if he doesn't know how to perform, then it is his loss.

Well then how big is BIG to you??

Wow Chelsea is good at everything,especially good at losing hahaha #StillBarcaFan

Op this your write up nah nonsense. Holiday times when i dey enter village,dem village girls dey spread legs like cloth sharp sharp. If u display money to them,omo nah village babes murdering be that. Op u have to understand that village girls are usually the bored ones and find it exciting having boyfriends take them out at the same time enjoying the thrills of having sex.

Our Telented youths should try making things which hasn't been made before,not all these fake copies of things already invented

Nigeria still never serious for steady supply of electricity. Just yesterday south Africa invested 3.8 billion dollars in electricity alone not withstanding that electricity lasts months before electricity is taken due to load shedding. Nigeria has the money,is all a matter of seriousness to achieve a purpose.

Op how u take know these fabricated things,You don marry?

maxwell669:
Nice track. I really enjoyed it...keep it coming

Thanks bro. I'll always keep the ball rolling

Cholls:
My brother see your life . For your mind abi.

Lol You never listen before you judge..There are also talented peeps who are not in the spot light

I listened to a song from an artist called J Smart from South Africa. The question is;Could he be better than Olamide

Download Link:

www.2shared.com/audio/4f0UoX7s/AUD-20160123-WA0000.html?

KashyBaby:
That's y he will never gonna win...America can't survive without petrol..

It's seems you've been sleeping for a long time.America's got their own booming oil production attributing to the low cost of fuels currently in the oil market.

Ginaz:
Yours is even good, I shake my feet every time I'm relaxing or lying down on my bed. It have become a habit I desperately want to stop but can't. Sometimes I dont even know when, I'll just find my self shaking my legs like an old woman, especially when I wanna sleep.

Wow i even thought i was the only one experiencing this problem.There has to be a way to stop it though

When i am laying in bed, i have this wierd
tendency to rub my feet together for like
5-10 minutes straight . it helps me relax
and sooths me. does anyone else do this ?