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Romance / Re: My Experience With Weed Before Sex by JSmart4u(m): 5:17pm On Mar 02, 2017
Mrhaven:
coolbahd guy ;Dbahd guy issorite nothing spoil

Nothing dey spoil for my watch bruh. One love
Romance / Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by JSmart4u(m): 4:20pm On Mar 02, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
grin


Scratching my head..

The #2 tho..so what if he travel from village to village juz to get laid sha grin? It's not bad as long he can afford..

He's a Professional Tourist grin

lmao...i'm sure you meant a professional in woman physiology smiley wink wink wink

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Romance / Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by JSmart4u(m): 3:23pm On Mar 02, 2017
I've compiled a list of stupid things guys do for sex

1. DRUGS :

This has to be the first in the list,since most drug abuse are related to sexual activities. Guys self medicate for the purpose of lasting long during sex.This is very detrimental to health eg. Tramadol,codienne,cocaine,weed etc

2.Long distance travelling :

I had to put this at number 2. most guys travel long distances all in the name of getting laid.

3.Alcohol :

Noting much to say than what we already know. alcohol abuse has amounted in majority of cases relating to kidney and liver failure.

4. Mouth action :

Many girls refuse being laid without any form of mouth action. Guys stupidly do the deed all in an act of desperation to get laid. This can cause throat gonorrhea to name a few.

5. Spending lots of money :

I've known some friends who used their school fees money to get laid.

6. Patronizing prostitutes :

Many are guilty of this. These guys overlook the consequence of such actions,thereby getting infected with numerous sexually transmitted diseases.

Feel free to add yours!

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Romance / Re: My Experience With Weed Before Sex by JSmart4u(m): 1:24pm On Mar 02, 2017
tooth4tooth:


I expect to see how the weed make you looseguard naaa!! grin grin grin

Come dey tell me how you nack kpekus.....like say you never nack before.

Come, nor provoke me ooo smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley


Lol naa bro. If i write that one here,i go fit cause air polution. All the weed smokers including those wee don quit finish,go rush go light one tab when i remind them wetin dem they miss smiley wink wink wink
Romance / Re: My Experience With Weed Before Sex by JSmart4u(m): 1:10pm On Mar 02, 2017
tooth4tooth:
Op,see wetin you make me dey waste my time read

Take this and receive sense.

As you see the topic so,When you enter,wetin u expect to read
Business / Advice Needed Only From Business Minded Individuals by JSmart4u(m): 1:00pm On Mar 02, 2017
I plan on opening games centres in more than 3 densely populated areas. These game centres each will have 1 ps4, 1 ps 3,and 3 ps2. Each will also have a section for flashing all types of phones.Please any advice on the feasibility of this business will be greatly appreciated. Thanks
Romance / Re: My Experience With Weed Before Sex by JSmart4u(m): 12:32pm On Mar 02, 2017
Homeboiy:


u still de smoke now

Infact i do,and i really love it!!!
Romance / Re: My Experience With Weed Before Sex by JSmart4u(m): 12:25pm On Mar 02, 2017
Homeboiy:
woman wey dw knee down pee dey gv u weed smoke , u come dey shiver

gerrarahia

Bro i was really baffled and you would've been too if you were in my shoes. Like this girl who i thought was an innocentia,was one kind hard core chick Haba!!!
Romance / Re: My Experience With Weed Before Sex by JSmart4u(m): 12:17pm On Mar 02, 2017
softMarket:
For Jesus birthday?
You fu,ck woman, shame no dey ur eye,u come dey tell us?

And u want to make heaven abi?
Ok....we shall see!
Hypocrite spotted!! First to criticize but Nah your type dey do worse by night

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Romance / My Experience With Weed Before Sex by JSmart4u(m): 12:04pm On Mar 02, 2017
This is a story i'd like to share with nairalanders. i could've told the full story but i didnt place this topic in the correct section.

Woken up by a ringing alarm,i got up sluggishly while taking the deepest breath of fresh air. oh gosh,it was 25th of december 2016. The first thing that rang in my mind was the promise my girlfriend made before the D day. She had said " babe i'll make sure you have best xmas ever". Fast forward to afternoon on the special day,she arrived as anticipated. I decided to take her out,we had some fun then later came back home,to my room.
I decided to put wizkid vs davido mix cd on my stereos when my girl said she wanted to use the toilet. I followed her there only to be dazzled when she brought out weed for us to smoke. I was reluctant at first,but as a guy who loves his weed,we smoked. I said in my mind "gosh its a bonus to have a girl who smokes too". fast foward when we were both high,we returned back into the room,only to meet an environment mixed with glamourous music. When i watched her it was as if we were in a disney movie,were i was a prince and she a princess. The love making was great too,infact the best(first time having sex wen high on weed). This girl knew the right time to moan(like say we connect for dimensions wee supercede ours),were to touch and most of all,we didnt care about time. It was as if time were doing us a favor by running slow. Apart from that,the communication was there,to give her the blast of her life. With the way our relationship is going stronger everyday due to this great addition to our sex life is amazing. So i'm not telling you all to do what i did,but try to find something you both are comfortable with,add it to the bedroom,and the sky is the limit for the relationship. Peace!!!

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Romance / Re: Photos +21 This Is The Type of Ass That Can Send You To Hell by JSmart4u(m): 7:28am On Mar 02, 2017
ElizaVeta:
Lmao .. wink Abeq oh .. Let me be.
U pretty!

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Business / Re: What Business Can Start Doing With 400k? (Your Idea Is Welcome) by JSmart4u(m): 3:02pm On Mar 01, 2017
Go open confam game shop
Romance / Re: See The Hilarious Response This Lady Got Over Her Bf's Manhood by JSmart4u(m): 1:29pm On Mar 01, 2017
Luvdk:
I luv dem huge....
Not that El Rufai,Bubu tiny type tongue
How does a 6 inch,1 and a half hour of dick supply sound wink
Romance / Re: See The Hilarious Response This Lady Got Over Her Bf's Manhood by JSmart4u(m): 12:57pm On Mar 01, 2017
Lunagirl:


Lol. But the fact that it is big is something first. Then if he doesn't know how to perform, then it is his loss.
Well then how big is BIG to you??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs PSG: UCL (1 - 2) On 9th March 2016 by JSmart4u(m): 10:52pm On Mar 09, 2016
Wow Chelsea is good at everything,especially good at losing hahaha #StillBarcaFan
Romance / Re: Rare But Important Virtues That Can Only Be Found In Village Girls by JSmart4u(m): 7:13am On Feb 29, 2016
Op this your write up nah nonsense. Holiday times when i dey enter village,dem village girls dey spread legs like cloth sharp sharp. If u display money to them,omo nah village babes murdering be that. Op u have to understand that village girls are usually the bored ones and find it exciting having boyfriends take them out at the same time enjoying the thrills of having sex.

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Science/Technology / Re: 'Helicopter' Manufactured By Two Boys In Anambra State by JSmart4u(m): 5:19pm On Feb 20, 2016
Our Telented youths should try making things which hasn't been made before,not all these fake copies of things already invented

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Politics / Re: FG And Japan Seal N2.17bn Electricity Supply Pact by JSmart4u(m): 9:33am On Feb 12, 2016
Nigeria still never serious for steady supply of electricity. Just yesterday south Africa invested 3.8 billion dollars in electricity alone not withstanding that electricity lasts months before electricity is taken due to load shedding. Nigeria has the money,is all a matter of seriousness to achieve a purpose.

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Romance / Re: Guidelines On How To Be A Main Chick by JSmart4u(m): 8:27pm On Jan 25, 2016
Op how u take know these fabricated things,You don marry?
Romance / Re: 21 Lies Nigerian Ladies And Guys tell One Another by JSmart4u(m): 6:27pm On Jan 24, 2016
Guy:Lets do it this last time and i promise we won't do it again

Girl:Ok,pls use protection,i don't want to be a mother yet

Guy: Don't worry I'm very good in it,i can control my Juice flow.

10 Minutes Later


Girl:Wow it was lovely

Guy: Yeah it was. Lets do it again babe

9 Months later

Girl: Its your child

Guy: Taaa!! go and find the father of that your child,im not responsible!!

Chai!! I hail the way we guys dey lie on every line, we even fit lie to the devil Hahahaha
Education / Re: Which Subject Do You Think Is Going On? (Hilarious Photo) by JSmart4u(m): 1:39pm On Jan 24, 2016
Short hand

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Music/Radio / Re: I'm Back Again With Another Hot Hip Hop Track,enjoy!!! by JSmart4u(m): 10:28pm On Jan 23, 2016
maxwell669:
Nice track. I really enjoyed it...keep it coming

Thanks bro. I'll always keep the ball rolling
Music/Radio / I'm Back Again With Another Hot Hip Hop Track,enjoy!!! by JSmart4u(m): 9:53pm On Jan 23, 2016
I know most of you guys enjoyed my raps in my previous track but I'm back again with an even better hip hop track. Enjoy and Comment Below

Download Link ↓

www.2shared.com/audio/4f0UoX7s/AUD-20160123-WA0000.html?
Music/Radio / I Am The Best Nigerian Rapper Alive,I Only Boast About What I Am by JSmart4u(m): 8:06pm On Jan 21, 2016
I am the best Nigerian English rapper alive,Only Just Time before baba Gods light will shine on me. Download and listen if you doubt. Share ur music if you think you're better

Download link ↓

www.2shared.com/audio/4f0UoX7s/AUD-20160123-WA0000.html?

Note: If download link doesn't work the first time,try it again.
Music/Radio / Please Peeps I Need Your Help On This Hip Hop Music by JSmart4u(m): 4:43pm On Jan 21, 2016
Please peeps i need your rating on my new track because i'm planning to sign up with a record label here in South Africa. Does This Track Give me any Chance for Consideration. Your rating will be highly appreciated.

Track Link ↓

http://dc581.2shared.com/download/s93-BYpM/J_smart_ft_Mandy_and_yungd-bac.mp3?tsid=20160122-140051-772eb91c

Thank You.

Music/Radio / Re: Could This South African Guy Be Better Than Olamide? by JSmart4u(m): 12:36am On Jan 21, 2016
Cholls:
My brother see your life cry. For your mind abi.

Lol You never listen before you judge..There are also talented peeps who are not in the spot light
Music/Radio / Could This South African Guy Be Better Than Olamide? by JSmart4u(m): 10:52pm On Jan 20, 2016
I listened to a song from an artist called J Smart from South Africa. The question is;Could he be better than Olamide

Download Link:

www.2shared.com/audio/4f0UoX7s/AUD-20160123-WA0000.html?
Nairaland / General / Re: Do You Have An Addiction? What Are You Addicted To? by JSmart4u(m): 3:17pm On Jan 19, 2016
I'm addicted to many things 1. My weed 2.Clean pussies causing a tramadol addiction. 3.porn. 4.football 5.internet 6.codeine 7.PlayStation while high on weed,i play like a champion.
Politics / Re: Donald Trump To Chase Nigerians Out Of US by JSmart4u(m): 8:26pm On Jan 18, 2016
KashyBaby:
That's y he will never gonna win...America can't survive without petrol..
It's seems you've been sleeping for a long time.America's got their own booming oil production attributing to the low cost of fuels currently in the oil market.
Romance / Re: Help,is It Normal To Rub Your Feets Together Almost All The Time? by JSmart4u(m): 6:31am On Jan 18, 2016
Ginaz:



Yours is even good, I shake my feet every time I'm relaxing or lying down on my bed. It have become a habit I desperately want to stop but can't. Sometimes I dont even know when, I'll just find my self shaking my legs like an old woman, especially when I wanna sleep. embarassed

Wow i even thought i was the only one experiencing this problem.There has to be a way to stop it though
Romance / Help,is It Normal To Rub Your Feets Together Almost All The Time? by JSmart4u(m): 10:26pm On Jan 17, 2016
When i am laying in bed, i have this wierd
tendency to rub my feet together for like
5-10 minutes straight . it helps me relax
and sooths me. does anyone else do this ?

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