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your numbering is wrong......but we can help but use dis words NSTALMENTALLY and SENTIMENT.

madmadu:
so d bobo don marry sef??

d bobo dey wait 4 u..........

Nice

beauty in d eyes of beholder................

Na guys way dey smook weed girls fit scam online.........is very rare 4 a lady to scam a guy online..........let me share u my experience how a lady wanted to scam me on PALM CHAT but I in turn make a fool of her, how can u just met a guy 4 d first time u are demanding 4 money, I said ok dat she should send her account number which she did, the next. day I told her that I have send d money through mobile money transfer, she then went to d bank and try to withdraw the money but dere was no money and she called me and was like wait maybe is network, she waited and waited until she called me and told me I have scam her that I did not send any money so I started laughing........she then deleted me on palm chat with immediate effect.

[quote author=swanky500 post=37237402]Smelling Armpits is another turn off.. and mouth odour 2

NYSC should be scrap, just endangering d life of d youth all becos they want to promote national ingeration and unity which is not even working..........there is no month dat passes by u won't see a Corp member missing............I just pray he return back home safe and healthy.

I was invited 4 d BEDC aptitude test and my username and password was sent to me to login.....when I login dis what I got.

Center DIICT NIGERIA  
Address 79, Benin-Agbor Road, Benin-City, Edo State  
Location EDO
Date 24-Aug-2015  
Time 11:00 AM

but my question is how is d aptitude test like?........

so happy dat d lighting system in 9ja has improved.....all thanks to GEJ and GMB.

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koflipa:
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M for Monkey

wish dem all d best.......

Thank God it was just like that............

MhizDeedy:
Lol ...hahahah u don't know what I faced oooh that's y. I sell 1 for just 6 million dollars

...u must be an Igbo girl......lol...abi na naira u be wan write instead of dollar

Lol.......Rugged child

RIP

olanyte:
let's weight and see

LOL is wait and see and not weight and see

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Good one...

how will u begin to solve maths all becos u want to check time......how many of us go fit use our head do square root with out d help of a calculator........still laughing.........

If them like let them recognize saraki but if they don't like let dem not recognize him is there own cup of tea......All am asking from them is to stop the killing from the North by this so called boko haram and give us the basic amenities............

Nice one......but what is d reason d father did not approve d marriage abi na him dad wan marry her daughter.

wonderful couple..........

Bsc:
Went to bank today to link My BvN to my UBA account... I was asked to come back tomorrow.. In Akwanga Local Gov area of Nasarawa were I reside, No UBA.. Had to go to laffia (state capital). I got dat come bk tommrw as reply.. I requested to close my account.. They said system is not working... Baba pls I dnt want change in My Bank account pls leave transformation to be.

UBA is a stupid bank.....i went there to summit my Bvn, they told me dere is no service.......UBA is the most stupid bank I have ever bank with.

my is odd numbers......so if u nor knw odd or even number u nor fit get my pin.......

lharstborn:
The school hasn't changed a bit since I left there in 2011. Observed my NYSC in one of the departments and inasmuch as i admire the comrade governor,I'm disappointed at his dismal handling of the state's university. Very poor I must add. Lemme ask my Ishan peeps on Nairaland,is it true the governors despises Ishan peeps so much,even though his late wife was from Ishan land?

not Ishan but Esan.......most people hate Esan.........if u ask any body in edo dey will tell u when u see an Esan person and u see a snake, kill d Esan person first b4 killing the d snake.....

I graduated from AAU since 2012.................there are no good buildings except d one pastor Chris Oyakhilome built and the administrative block dey are currently building now dat dey abandoned over a decade. Engineering building is d worst of all, lecture hall looks like a secondary school class room..........

I don't know why people kill what they can create........RIP........

johnsonjosbles:
if you need advice! I guess you no go sch for nigeria, if not a full time nigerian man no need advice on that.
Ok let's give you some:
1).Banker- banking industry will render ur career useless!
. Lecturing will build ur career more stronger!
2). Banker-you'v sold out you entire time for small salary.
.Lecturing- you have time to do many other buz.
3).Banker- you can be sack 2nd day on duty.
.Lecturing- ur 35yrs is sure exept you wish to resign or death.
4).Banker- you must spend alots to fu*k beautiful girls.
.Lecturing- beautiful girls flow to you like river free(Note: they can destroy you in micro secons bewarn). So you can now chose from this few analysis.

Good analysis..........

lecturing is d best......bank work has to many disadvantage.

gradually all naija artist will start singing in church ..............I don't think is okay 4 him to perform in church, have u seen frank Edward perform in club or shows.....No hate Korede Bello is a good singer and a handsome dude...............

GLO.....Mtn na d worst network ever