₦airaland Forum

lefulefu:
i no sure say she don reach senator level oo.na dem cossy and anita joseph dey dat elite level

hmmm true talk but as a scout of talent, u must admit she gat the prospect to reach elite level.

ikebe no dey worry d owner no matter d size!
whether large or small!
whether big or medium!
weapon of men destruction.

abeg na senators dey chop dis kyn onion

a government that doesn't care about the citizens under his nose will see to the welfare of some Nigerians in SA, I laugh. Nigerians in SA, buy pump action, form vigilante group, order native protects from baba ifa, Alfa in Ilorin, protect urselfs.

uriel has gone full loco....

biggie gonna be like...............

hehehehehhehehehehhehehehe nanalaji uriel oooooo



I will faint, u will use stretcher to carry me out

if the northerners were included their only role would be chopping off ikechuwkwu's head for giving banky d wrong flash.


eyin temi bawo ni ooooooooo
she wa? leelelelelele she wa!

okies am enjoying this ranting story, May it not finish at season 1

Mikylopez:
ion see any reason to criticize him ....ion criticize people who do buh ion want anyone close to me to smoke

indirect mind criticizing

My guy dog for no stay one place snap pix if he dey there, with plenty gurl-dogs around, dinner done set be dat, he fit even lost sef

the wife sef......hmmm.....

no more soma and mumuyonse...the thread turn boxing ring

kemeni my niggur

sleeknick:
Abeg anybody wey know nepa tell them to bring light for agege oh. Precisely Abeokuta street beside agege Stadium. Which kind nonsense be dis na. How we go dey get 30mins of light in 3days?

Oh so u even dey get 30mins, enough to charge ur fone to 29 percent na. ehn oga na d change wey u vote for. No vex

kemeni- a fluffy robust animal that can make u angry and feel sorry for him at the same time. ( mywildlife dictionary).

make kemeni no go house o, who will I laugh at all nite long?

pradoworld:

is this Biggie a spirit. imagine
Biggie: "Big brother does not wear clothes"

No he is not a spirit, he just doesn't like clothes; loved moving around watching his balls dangle in the mirror.

kemeni ma niggur his naivity while forming know-how makes me laugh out of my mind.

iyanya me! as what chauffeur?

Ginaz:
I don't know if this relates to this thread but saying Nigerians are hypocritical, not me. Let me be naughty for a few seconds so pardon me.

I love kissing, I can kiss for the whole of Africa. Nothing moves me on like kissing a well shaped attractive sexual lips, believe me, it's a job that does not bore me.

I like seeing people kissing, watching t-boss and miyonce kissed was fun So I wasn't hypocritical.

Hmmmm, confession section over. Hope I didn't shock anyone, I'm human after all. Just confessed one of my addictions, now I'm "shy.

Lol kemeni lips will give you orgasm then

here lies the tombstone of the guy dat said we like gifty in our mind.......he turned left and fell over a cliff, even after seeing the sign that says turn right and everybody else turning right. na joke o, no vex.

yawns......mumuyonse and somadina go don return to them old girlfriends now, don dey do ehm ehm, baby na just game....take me back pls, those gurls no mean anything.

if u've got insomnia do not go for drugs.........just get tboss's video clips.

Result= Patient slept off watching tboss for just 5mins.

teelaw4life:
You go know people wey get sense when dem talk na. That gifty is the biggest idiot since that pastor who tried to be samson at the u.i zoo

Lol u know say wen lion sef see man walk into his cage without fear or respect, d anger wey lion dey take devour man like dat ehn no be for here..

hyzicbond:
Efe ------ King

Bisola ------ Queen

TTT ------ Knight

Kemen, Bally & Uriel ----- Bishops

the rest nah pawns

how kemeni go be bishop? av u ever seen a bishop wear pants around? And grow hairs in weird places. if there is something like joker in chess, dat will be perfect for kemeni.

joker--- a piece in chess that feels he is smarts but ends up being captured.....even by a pawn.

bisola and Debbie-rice-------- commander and lieutenant (Operation Crocodile Tears). book them to cry at your funeral.

biggie don dey over do himself o! force ko ....... Abi make i send awon omo warbay to find and uproot you from southy ni?

vladimiros:
" I literally just shed a few tears, I just cant cry( for miyonse)"- tboss

ehn we know she is scientifically handicapped when it comes to crying for miyonse but mumu cried a river at the eviction show last nite Sha.

it's easier to remove the hairs in my armpit one by one than to watch gifty murder English all the time.

fast way to get cocoyam out of the house--- flash her with Benson switch Ciggarette or Cuban cigar or osogbo weed through the window. she go jump fence comot biggie house. G-unit.

maybe a drunk south African has tied d real biggie to a chair and he is now impersonating, mixing everybody name up.

uriel has the face like those wood carved action figures of the likes of esu, Sango and so on in d good ol days that oyinbo people came and stole them to display in their museum. those tins are ugly mehn!

debbie no dey sleep she be music vampire and has been playing since 300B.C

sirfee:
I have them on my phone but I'm afraid to upload them

hehehehehhehehehe upload am make dem knack u like 6 months ban, u go don turn 2go tycoon by d time ur ban will be over.