₦airaland Forum

wait! U guys know all their names already, I know faces but am giving them my own nicks till I get accustome to them o.
1. machoman red socks- otherwise known as ekemini
2. nose ringer- otherwise known as queen of the rings or d bull
3. chef boy- follow follow boy(he seems to follow d gurls about)
4. plantainshun boy- his hair looks like plantain plantation, d boy teaching them to dance.
5. Mrs mbokani- d gurl wit d Kenyan hairstyle.
who else....?? see am tired already

dis ekemini guy wit red socks......recieve sense along wit a towel

lessen learnt, never do anything, sing, act, play guitar, play cobra nothing at all......just stay in ur bedroom and be safe

he should be arrested and tried in the court of law na

Mind u, I no even read d long epistle.

commander go shout 'every bend down! rpg!!!!!' for sambisa forest, shekau go dey sef from him belle to him forehead even tho he lie down sef

but actually people...what could be d reason for this?
1. apart from no lite and fuel to power d show.
2. housemates cost of feeding is tripled.
3. most Nigerians will just come and sit down at the venue instead of watching it on tv sef, since no lite at work and dem no dey pay salary so wtf do we need to go to work.

but on a serious note now; I think one time like dat; Senate said no shower hour and other provocative stuffs; maybe dats why dey couldn't do it here.

smashed it with what precisely? his head

wait sef make me sef talk......make me sef talk......make I talk.... and ehmmmmm wait o

















nope nothing.........why is dis a news sef

hehehehehhehehhehehehe shekau playing hide and seek with NA from time imo river

if u observe his nose closely u will notice he is fatter.

I wonder wat dis poprisky guy name is, maybe na paturé or koweu him papa give am o.

they said face o, that one dey send pishure of backside turn

So he no fit find better place where space dey write him name gbagada! for there abi just saying

hehehhehhehehehehehe me sef dey declare operation watch dis season film in 4D. wey my popcorn

sammyalways:
met her 4yrs ago and wedding is close. got the shocker of my life shez 4yrs older than what she told me. i am considering backing out as a result. coz if she cn do this to me i wonder whatelse she could be hidding. worse part is its her mum who told me. the girl in question has no idea i know. am so shocked.any help on what to do in regatds this latest discovery?

who knows what else she is lying about; maybe she doesn't av a womb? she already has a family husband and 4 kids in burundi? she is bi- or an alien, she works for Sahara reporters, she has a d*ck
this is why our forefathers do background check on gurl's family.

people dey look for ways to make money, u dey get in trouble and pay fine to meet a mysteriously looking woman in frsc uniform, shey dat one no look married to u! if he no snap after sex bedroom pics, upload am by Sunday evening, he should be jailed for wasting mb and other resources

this jammeh sef! why can't he just ball out like Jonathan instead of going out gun blazing, either way when ecomig come do operation bear dancing in his compound, he go know how far.
But shey dem get oil money plenty for there ni or why is he doing Mario: ibi lo ma ku si.

oooh I dey go vigil tonite, devil is a liar

I lIke the way the king is not being conventional by sitting in the palace, he is still young and full of life, he should roam even to rome . How many tins dey happen for palace, even if na u! will u stay indoor and be bored out of ur socks?

tankara1010:
Does anyone notice the Oni has not been seen in public with his wife for over 3 months now?

NO!

U think say the world dey revolve around ur......hollup hollup

................... the poster above me tho, no pour water on my head from upstair.

waris dis sef, wtf leaders of tomorrow.

thread softly.......let us wait and see the bank give iya sikira Eleja, bode shoemaker, mama Binta Elepo loans first b4 we start rumbling about buhari and the bank.

BraniacX:
You'll be like

MOGBE!!!! those witches have followed me here when you later realise your mistake

hehehehehehehe red face situation.

make we wait till weekend for d owambe wey he go attend.

I bet CIA, NSA, FBI are watching his every move, if he dares carry ringing bell and say d word 'totori'............back in Africa, Nigeria niyen

Argh! no be stones I dey look for him back so? instead of filled up stadium Abi na training be dis? or el clasico of Chinese league

I can imagine u mistakenly submitting a copy of those wit ur CV if u r job hunting.

dis trial sef na won kain!

I name him oluwabeearuteami

sometimes it's wise to give unto ceaser even if it's 1 or 2 years of ur life. U will compete for presidency now and.........