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CROBBOY:
JEEEESSSSSSSUUUUUSSSSSS CHRIST!
Welcome Love.Where have you been? What happened?

I MISS YOU DEAR!

d way we dey stress JESUS...ehn! If na ordinary man, e for don tire.......imagine, do u really need Jesus here.....wetin concern reunion wey una too dey do?

Madam fraih.....hailing frm ds side

Fraiser:
if no b me garri for don grow for dia head o

lol....na u plant d garri for dere, abi? U talk ds kind big thing....i cum dey ask u how u dey.....walahi ko ni dafun "how u dey"

Fraiser:
nysc no dey try o, hw den go decamp person because of finger print, dos guys are really crazy

before m used to saying fuvk NEPA, now i say fuvk NYSC........how u dey na

spixytinxy:
Haaa lobatan, se na so jubrealguy suffering don reach ni, na wa ooooo dat iambibi leg no good b dat ooo

na ur toothpick leg no good, so u still dey onto my mata like ds, i think say u don jawo nbe........we wey be say na Manchester we do our weekend. Owo dey, Ola dey....na Omo wey dey wait for. So una fit carry una busy bodi comot here.........besides, how baba ibeji na

CROBBOY:
And also

IghravweIG
shammak
Qutyjoice
Jubrealguy
Abbeyunique2
boboLIL
et al

Where are all you guys?

tot i was wired off the socket but guess I'm still shocking.........april 27 seems far so someone had to go fuvk the clock so it can cum in time.

how una dey

iambibi:
naaahhhh...*sips wine * He's been buzy with work... Dats all.... buh he will be back soon..its already past 8... so i guess he should be on his way den.. .So . *sips wine again*...tell me... hws ur evening going? ..because to me, the weather seens cool and friendly!!.....

my one in a million

iambibi:
.. Lolz... Plz lemme go home... Wen u finish u join me at home.... Am tired,

tot u r d MC na

iambibi:
jubrealllllllll.... *givs him cake with mouth *... Baby where hav u been...... Oya Come and dance....

I prefer watching ..........m very tired

iambibi:
... *runs quickly to go and change, and enters*........ Mehnnnn c ppl.... Wait o.... I jst hope say my husband no dey here with anoda bae....c strange faces..

u no wan dey trust ur husband again, abi?

molakem:
Gudnyt guys nd beautiful ladies

hafa u na, na only ladies dey be beautiful? guys no dey handsome sef ni? See gender inequality for hia ooo

LogoDWhiz:
Baba I dey here o..
Tinz should get better soom

it has to ooo

chymi:
lol...I hear u sir

na all ds kind small small time person dey see u well for hia

chemicalT:
pls GC lovely PCMs... r we still printing d call up letter on d 24th of dis month
@Logowhiz

I think we should since dey avnt carried dr toothpick leg and say otherwise

ABB1:
Bros me follow miss you o... but GC no smile this point in time... boys dey vex. How you doin

i bn dey jare, how life for kad na......NYSC no fit cum spoil my happiness oo

rosalieene:
you dey talk as if na small pikin set follow u talk

lol.....nigg ain't getin sh!t right

Testimony89:
Yeah I garit bt stp treatin me lik one of ur rival bro..... I b veri cul guy bt jst kno she b my bestie ehn?

lol.....u sha wan dey feel ursef......

Testimony89:
Jst bcareful nd try to kno d kind of guy u ar dealing with..... Though I av notin against u bt bcareful..... If u b enof guy u no sopos dey giv ursef som self impose headache..... To find a bae is very easy for me bt to find a gal lik me is alws difficult. Jst giv ursef rest of mind if u ar d rait guy for ha bt she's still my bestie anyway.....

d day she said yes was d day rest of mind finally found a place in me.......no b u go gimme headache, my own na say no call my wife poo and no spoil her my name cos na ha name sef.........shotiye?

molakem:
Fell in love with u.....see life it's God dat save me

lol.....don't blame the poor boi, bachelor life can be killing, with my wifey.....u r in good hands, she can guide u through......hope u had a beautiful day?

Seriously...... i dey miss real Gs for this city ooo....i swear NYSC na bastard

cc Abbeyunique2 fraiser wittyemi CROBBOY boboLIL LogoDwhiz kbs468 oyehomie ABB1 dtobs terrymason amodu shammak Biotechshola iamdynamite etal

Testimony89:
U neva kno dat d so called senate fear mi like death.....jubrealguy ko jubileeguy ni

eeeesss!!! come here, u juzz dey do langba langba upandan for city dey carry dry chest waka....ah no even know where iambibi see u sef, u call my babe poo, i do like say i no c am, u spoil my name again, if i no address am now, u fit wan kill my unborn pikin destroy d whole family.....make i take precaution down, i no wan see u near my domot atall........d last time, my wife look me for face vouch for u, i concur.....e b lik say u don use am up......and i go make sure say u no see wife for ds city. Na so i enter ur mata oo

opiscoal:
.... Weeee u comman comman sing 4 me 2mao Its gonna be my Bday!!!

eerrmm.....she might be busy but don't worry, i can sing too

SlazzyK:
You guys no dey chill at all o, Molakem just open account enter Golden city, sirguy542 and testimony89 don corner am.
You no even give her space. You con make e be like say na only hustling of babes we dey do for this city.

lmao, no mind dem jare

Testimony89:
See dis one oh! D black gal wei I see u dey attack 4 corner d oda time na who she b sef cos I neva c ha 4 dis city

my ear can like to be faulty.....ehn! the harder i try to hear u, the less effective the ear is.......e ma binu sir

iambibi:
... Yea service was fun.... Guess wat.. I prayed for u.... That God should *Wispers* grant u ur heart desires....yea.... So hw fa... Hope uv eaten..

I see why I'm more successful than my peers, i married well......I'm okay, would soon b on my way to Manchester to go see Memphisdepay and co....we'll need to go on thant trip together..... are u in?

I see this hustle for molakem is real around here, shammak didn't get fraih by going to war nor oyehomie and biotechsola getting Qutyjoice and hardie14 respectively, nor Abbeyunique2 too getting beckytee and others....abeg make una go bak go see how I win my precious iambibi heart, make una go learn.......why una own come different, my baby don tell una say make una go prepare punchlines, na gym una go dey gym...na by chest? Una no even allow my wife rest, person wey just come bak frm church. Testimony89, e b lik say u want make i uphold dat ban i ban u dat first time, abi?
Molakem, oya cum decide now before person go lose hin head

iambibi:
.. *singing and dancing towards him*

I no dey denge denge i no dey pooosssseeee eh
My baby give me biscuit i want sugar
The things you do me, bi’ojo ba ro kose wi
Bi’orun baran, bi’orun ba’ran ko se so
Melo melo, melo melo la fe wi
Melo melo, melo melo la fe so
Ani Melo melo, melo melo la fe wi
Melo melo, melo melo la fe so

Eyin fun jowo, eyin mu’enugun.. Chaii... lemme jst pity them

Happy palm Sunday dear.... Hw was service today... I guess it was wonderful. ... Hmm one Dis ur smiling,...u need to tell me oo..

Happy sunday evryone.. Wishing u a fulfilled palm sunday!! Stay cool and remain Blessed!!

chai!!!!!..…......emi nikan tan... loving you is like the best thing ever, never felt more alive, we definitely av to keep this love in a photograph, making memories for ourselves....so when the eyes are never closer, when distance becomes farther.... u can keep me inside d pocket of ur ripped jean, holding me closely to heart......then u know u won't ever be alone cos I'm neva gon let go.

Service was fine ooo, i dance sotey i forget NYSC worries........abt the smile on my face, na inside talk b dat one. Guess service was amazing over there too?

ABB1:
No be only triplet na community dey your belle

lmao...........good afternoon brotherly

BlizzydoDo:
Fraiser yuu no go church?

leave baba make e continue hin service ooo

Pls join me in thanking God. They attacked me at about
2.30am this morning. They came into my room while I was
sleeping. I heard their sound as they moved across the
room towards me. As I got up, I remembered the scripture
that says, ''He has not given us the spirit of fear...''.
As one of them came at me to attack, I had no choice but to
defend myself. I quickly struck! The second one also jumped at me. I couldn't believe what was happening. My neighbours heard the chaotic sound that was emerging from my room and were wondering what was wrong. I eventually hit the second one too; my hands were stained with blood.
They lay still, so I wondered if they were still alive, but when I looked at them on the floor, I found out one was still moving, I struck again and this time I hit harder in anger. That's how I killed the two GIANT mosquitoes attempting to suck my blood o!
Thank u Jesus

iamdynamite:
good morning and happy palm sunday,to the best lady in the whole wide world.

the woman of my life

my heartbeat.

sure you slept good?

and please dont mind those beefers,i wont only take you to paris i will take you on a world tour.,were we will visit the most beautiful and romantic places in the world.

My in-law, good morning......ds ur kind promises....ehn!

Kbs468:
Chymi, By the way, you no gree board the Jet ✈ wey Jubrealguy negotiated for you? Abi you dey fear Iambibi ni?

fear iambibi ke....she can't cos my baby has been nice to all and sundry.
I don greet u gud mrng before, no need again.

Good morning to the queen of my heart, iambibi and every GC citizen, wishing us all a wonderful sunday

Kbs468:
Indeed the night was really great and splendid oo because sleep don clear for eye no b small oo

lol....abi u wan go meeting ni