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Smellymouth:
There are only a small fraction of peeps that can maintain a relationship without sex...
Physical intimacy is one of the most important things in a relationship.In order for a relationship to work, there has to be some sort of physical chemistry between partners.
Even though love is important, sex is too.A relationship is like a boat, love keeps it from sinking and sex makes the boat rock. Sex adds spice to a relationship and is extremely important as everybody has needs that need to be satisfied.

I dey feel u baba

Pinkieblue:
E good as body come down.... make e just dey relax there


Who passport don help

lol....na to relax sure pass ooo, passport don help me as a guy ooo, i no go just look like total stranger to the person i wan relate wit(yanga go reduce small) buh as babe, e no good, ur mail no go gree rest.....just saying jare...... wait! What's a 17yr old looking for in this section **looking for seun**

Pinkieblue:
What planet are u on
Cos I am on Mars
Simi and Falz are two new planets discovered by Lai Mohammed

lmao

Pinkieblue:
Lol...... OMG!!!!! .... u are sounding like to naughty bestie

as I see bestie, i happy small but as i no cum see ur passport......body juzz come down straight

I honestly don't know why someone in his or her right senses will decide to keep konji in the body.......for what? what good is there?

Pinkieblue:
LMFAO..... I swear some comments on nairaland can make u laugh and forget your sorrow...... funny enoughh I am 17years old

lol......i can't come here and start shouting upandan pinkieblue is not a V bt one thing i can shout upandan is she is getting there and ds yr sef....e sure say u go don reach ur final destination? u'd b like.......at least, e no dey kill person

yellowbeauty:
Are you a mother fucker?

nigga b wasting babies.......4hrs.....damn!!

Pinkieblue:
Haaaaaaa

Na wa o...... so a lady cannot loose her virginity on her wedding night

sure, why not......but she has to be avin dat wedding at 15 not twenty sumtin

Cholls:
my sister Eeyah!.......
anyway, hope you are getting laid sha.

u still dey ask.....in this age.....Being single means m just getting oiled, no emotional attachment

klenton:
I once bleeped a gal and she was laughing sheepishly
I was like WTF, bt she begged me and said she does dat wen she is enjoying it

I quess they have different ways of reacting

u don yansh whissshhh

CROBBOY:
Wetin come dey bring the tiredness you sure say your wife iambibi still dey perform her civic responsibilities or she do abandone you dey go do amebo

me.... tire ke, u bn dey see my brakelight na.....but boiz don wan make me sef carry my wife ja comot and my wife no b amebo, she's a true wife material

CROBBOY:
Your own work na to dey sit down dey monitor people and their spouse abi?

Amebo ;p

I no go allow u talk to the mother of my unborn children like dat.........take ur time

CROBBOY:
#2012

The year final year became a reality.





Good evening people.

I bring you greetings from Kapable75, yorme and Justified10 from Graceland (B'16 PCMs). They expressed their great delights in the good work and foundations you guys are putting in place here. As a result, they gave me a treat on behalf of the entire citizens of Golden City accompanied with great hospitality.

How una dey

baba, we dey ooo........... see boiz don tire........lol

iambibi:
.. Yea, ur right, i need to prepare a special fruit salad that'll revive his health ..... Lol... @ hardie14 ayam fine oo... This one wey GC don dry finish..... Na wa o.. ...

one post per hour......... may God save us, na so e go b till April 20

BlizzydoDo:
I'm fine hon, I av no news bout Fraiser. Yuu don 4get ni say na my x?

e no mean joor, remember we break up to make up at times

Kentnickole:
GENERALLY, LADIES HAVE THIS ABILITY TO CONTROL THEIR SEXUAL URGE; HENCE CAN AND WILL BE ABLE TO ABSTAIN FROM SEX FOR AS LONG.AS THEY WISH...

I RESPECT THE FEMALE FOKES FOR THAT!

seconded, true buh no b all....... but most of them can compared to guyz

kaziblake:
20yrs 3month.

ur age i guess and i guess u wanna call ursef a Virgin

na pocketing sure pass oooo

CROBBOY:
I checked up on you by talking to your wife, while you checked up on me by talking to Fraih.

Are you trying to suggest that Fraih is my new found ****

[size=20pt]Wao![/size]

was about replying this before my phone just went off (as expected), before u further try to twist my quote in ur favour, remember wen ur babe first came for ur head on issues on fidelity, u suddenly put the blame on my precious wife, so this time u might wanna put the blame on me......thus, giving my family a bad name in the city........ when that time comes.......I'll let u know what it means to tickle the nipple of a madwoman's breast. Good morning sir

Iambibi baby, good morning.........i hope m letting u sleep well over there because u appear in my dream every night.

Good morning to every inhabitants of this city except dose that come and go like...........

still thinking what someone can tell me in this city that will make me press the P button

CROBBOY, m trying to reply ur mention but network won't just let me, abi d moderators saw me typing so many and over plenty insults ni

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CROBBOY:
How come did I turn into a subject for discussion or is that your new way of checking up on me Ride on.

lol...... Checked up on you the same way u checked up on me too

Fraih:
The night is still young

I guess not, times like ds......u just wake up in d morning asking urself wen did i close my eyes......u'd be like i was replying CROBBOY and i was still feeling very much awake

iambibi:
boo av missed you.. *LastCoupleStanding*.. .. LMAO

lol.......we sure are, defying all odds

Fraih:
Is someone trying to do copyCopycat

***
Iambibi, is that you? What happened to our Fruit Juice Company??

u nor dey sleep?

2008........wrote my first JAMB......forgot to write PCE
baby, wassup

If u moan just to please me and i catch u

Waste of good-and-highly-paid-for MEGABYTES

iambibi:
Jubrealguy goan sleep..... Shey u kno tomorrow is Sunday abi... ... Oya come and rest

lol........ Yh, i kno today's Sunday.........thanks, don't tell me u still awake

Testimony89:
Afternoon to u all! Enjoy d 20th century of our great city... In dis new century, I pray I marry iambibi, jubrealguy turns my best friend * can't stp lafin* rukkyola turns gentle bae, hardie bcoms my neighbour........................ Many mor I can't disclose..............Lolz

not gon make friends let alone best friend with some1 m planning to kee ryt now.......... Anyway, how u dey

iambibi:
*running after her* wait!! Wait!! Wait!!... Hardie14 i missed u, i no go lie... ... Infact i missed u and others like my neighbor Qutyjoice, my co Mc Fraiser, my twinnie iamdynamite, chisophia, stubborn Testimony89, madam Fraih, super eaglevision, eddykisses1 and so many others dat i use to give fruit salad *tear drops*.. Infact i dnt evn kno wat to do again.... .. I tink i'll jst follow u out of this GC so dat i wunt hav to feel it dat much..

forseen........... Sha carry me wit u