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Kbs468:
No backyard anything oo but only fromyard here in Golden City.

Amen Bro and to you too with respect to the Children prayer in particularly which are already in the Spirit realm but warming up to becoming physical Mirrors ooo

lol...where spirit realm dey? Take care of ur wives sha ooo

eaglevision:
eeyah! i understand u sha,morning sire.
hpe my iambibi is been taken care of,i trust u

yh....sure bro, my can-never-be-yours iambibi is doing her best. Thank u sir

Brimmie:
[size=20]Choi! So I've used over 720 hours of my life on Nairaland! [/size]

congrats G, more internet and battery to ur phone and laptop

Qutyjoice:
Egbon Jubrealguy wusup

mo wapa oo, i no even dey see road for city again....everywhere just block

pumpy007:
Morning beautiful people
today is my birthday
show some love

first, I'm gonna wish u the most perfect health, then a very long life and finally more and more money. HBD bro

Oyehomie:
Lolzz....learnt fem iambibi you said? Duhhh..ma babe na her sister she b nah...u don forget say we marryd b4 una? Sooo..na ma wife dey teach ur babe o.....
Plus tnks to brimmie...na Briefs no be panties....nd yeah...trouser on boxer on brief.....

lol.....ur case be like akogbe wey dey call hinsef human waste manager

**in fela's voice** pata na pata

Fraiser:
baba I syt u, na u den dey call man, some men for here don turn women already

dey there make baba dey whine u, shey baba tell u say na camp e dey go ni......person wey dey go interview...baba dey find job

Kbs468:
Haaaa since ni ooo before he went on Ummrah trip with PBM fa he asked them personally though. Infact make I complete my amebo by saying that himself either forgot or he is trying to give a better pronunciation to Adijah which I know of

Make I run away before amodu, Hardie14 and AdunniIwo would fire me wordly stray bullet oo

lol.....which u know of.......abi all ds boiz don dey pass backyard enter house ni?

Good job bro......more wives and children to u already filled house

eaglevision:
i saw it late jare,welldone.
replace dt bro with honey,jubrealguy isnt jealous so fear not

Mr. Nightcrawler, i can't recall having any spokesman cos i am never tired of doing the talking myself......u got that?

Good morning sir

Oyehomie:
Lol....
I am sooo gud oooo...ma qutyjoice is takin gud care of ds her baby sooo well o...sooo..i am gud
Hw re u tu

thumbs up to ur wifey, she's obviously learnt a lot frm iambibi.....I am perfect as u can see....now i av meat in my ear, added an inch to my height, getting fitter if i must say.......anyway, i heard u wear pata inside boxers come wear sokoto on top again

iambibi:
... Sure and and hope u did too.. Am still tinking abt ma own list o...

yh, i did......couldn't even think much abt mine cos if i cn av my way, i want to enter that place with just a big spacious school bag........baby, just take all the NECESSARY things, don't goan carry plenty load ooo......at times, dose soldiers might force u to carry those loads on ur head, cnt imagine u doing that.

Kbs468:
Well, Kennedybellow, No doubt you are not always a regular here but once you come online, it's always with the crucial and most importantly, mouth watering and jaw dropping News that usually catch our attention is what you often come up with as your first ever post here in Golden City that I know apart from your introduction is the Breakdown TT for BATCH A 2016 which eventually ended being the template with which our various institutions actually worked with as regards MOBILIZATION and all what have you not until the Lacadastical and unending change in the TT.


Having poured out all of the above for the benefit of many who doesn't know you here, I would say that I kinda seem to agree with that rumour though SIMPLY BECAUSE, NYSC RESUMPTION IS USUALLY WEDNESDAYS AND THAT APRIL 27th IS A WEDNESDAY.

Meaning that the Friday of a thing originally looks and sounds awkward actually because how do we resume on a Friday when Muslims would be planning for Friday's JUMMAAT worship and one is not settled yet like others alike because there would certainly be queues all through and into Sunday even when the Christians would be getting Set for Church service.

see analysis..........i pray make dem prove da analysis wrong.........27 lounloun

iambibi:
.... Forget abt dah guy o.... His high!!, hw u, av missed u too

I can see we have a dealer in this city already, pple be getting high anyhow.......hope you woke up on the rightest side of the bed?

Qutyjoice:
U cn not finish 10, buh shd in case 15 z enough....And I prefer it Red

m sorry........is ds a case of preference? Are we allowed to come with any background colour?

amodu:
Salam Alaykum to my two glamorous and luminous hajias in the house; Khadijah (Hardie14) and Rahmat (AdunniIwo).

How are you both

sorry senator.....how u take know their real names, gud mrng in btw

DTOBS:
My brother...I sight you oooo..
How preparation dey go?

dollar or no dollar, buhari or no buhari........preparation gaaz move..GOD pass them

Oyehomie:
Ahahaaa...hw du yu mean nah Cos of ma packings? Dey re simple tns nah.... Necessities...

d list long small, how u dey na

eaglevision:
helloooooo bae,in short all dis one na just for gc guys
* whispers into her ear* thanx for last nyt,ur really d best,no babe can stand u in d inner chamber.

I'll assume i didn't see this

cc iambibi

girlyesosae:
Hey everyone!!

Please drop your list of what your carrying for nysc camp. If you want to sha
Example
10 shirts
5 shorts
2 bedsheets
5 torchlights
15 shoes
Etc....

Cc
Fraih
Qutyjoice
Fraiser
LogoDWhiz
iambibi
Everyone...

6 roundnecks

4 white shorts

1 tennis shoe

4 pairs of socks

6 boxers

toiletries

my wristwatch (dah one no dey eva leave me)

power bank

waist pouch

1 jean and two tops

cash

and important docs

girlyesosae:
Hey everyone!!
Please drop your list of what your carrying for nysc camp. If you want to sha Example 10 shirts 5 shorts 2 bedsheets 5 torchlights 15 shoes Etc.... Cc Fraih Qutyjoice Fraiser LogoDWhiz iambibi Everyone...

2 torchs?? are u planning to lose one?

Kennedybello:
Rumours don start again ooooo......
I tire for this Nysc staffs oooo....
People have started saying that Nysc will change the camp date soon.....to 27 April for stream one
Infact there was a lady that said she can bet her life....

One said her father is the source......
The others said their source is Nysc staffs in abuja....

I think all these is as a result of the budget which the Senate refused to pass yesterday.....instead the postponed it to next week.....

What do you all think

let them just scrap the whole thing jare

IAMBIBI dear, good morning dear, i av missed u a lot

Oyehomie....hafa u na, u really mean ds camp o

Abeg, make una help me greet fraiser, fraih, Qutyjoice, brimmie, hardie14, rukkyolaz eaglevision, ABBI and DTOBS if una see dem

oga KBS468 and pressy LogoDwhiz, more power to your elbow.

Good morning everyone

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Oyehomie:
Eheheyyy..no trouble ma babe o....if u won do sirguy alejo..make una face ur imbini abi ayambibi...iambibi joor...use am do alejo...carry ya mouth commont for ma quty side oooo

no worry....na tomorrow n ur reply

one horrific picture i jus see online now from ABSU juz spoil my mood nanana

iambibi:
.. Lol... With iamdynamite

seems everyone is happy then

sirguy542:
ur wife over try...bt help me tell her say sirguy still dey single after all her effort.

oya, pick another one.....ds time, pick ur size

iambibi:
.. Deariee, my mind dey cut sef..... They r begining to *wispers in his ears* fall in love with each oda.... . Heheh.. Buh wat if DTOBS shows up...?? ..

how u go leave woman dey travel upandan, bone that side.......even fraih own sef don pass wetin we suppose dey use ordinary eye look **whispering** don't u kno uncle shammak is a prophet ni, white juju on point. So where's chommieblaq now?

Oyehomie:
No be u joor..na error...
Na eddykisses1 i won mention jawe
Hw re u today li ooo

lol....e dey happen, i dey ooo.....how work, how hustle, iyawo ati omo nko....e kii gbogbo ile o.

Ur short, how e b na, d waist......na band?

Qutyjoice:
Wetin? I call yur name?

sirguy542 fine oo, i sabi am wella, even our president LogoDwhiz no fine reach am, dey dere dey fumble

Oyehomie:
Ahhh....i sha kno say u noo beat me....no ba ya fault nah...na jubrealguy cos am....Sha no litad d compound with ur Saliva tns o...i will soon b hime...

oko ore mi, ore iyawo mi, neighbour...........wetin i cause ooo

iambibi:
... Fruit salad!!! My friendship... Oya wait wait wait..... *blocks her* No b so na...hw i go spoil correct bae like u market,...oya bring the fruit salad.......... Seriously i no mean to spoil market for u... *calls iamdynamite* twinnie u hav a visitor ooo

baby, i need to understand the situation of things btw my in law and chommieblaq, how's it going?

iamdynamite:
there is nothing confusing here,baby i just want you to know how much you make my heart jigi jigi bam bam

ehn ehn.........in law, chommieblaq is the babe u want, abi? I don get time now