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iambibi:
wah dahhhh ... Like wetin?? Oya correct dat statement shap shap bfor u vex me.... And infact vow dah u will neva repeat all doz ur jaga jaga movement again... Oya!!!!!!

dont mind me jare......m getting high on stress.....pele dear.....wat is jagajaga.....i dnt kno d meaning

iambibi:
awwwwn dats gud to hear

when is my in law coming to visit us na....he juzz throw u giv me like ball, he no even look back again

Qutyjoice:
Guy, I wnt answer that, yu guys shd talk....Let her know what yu do, tell her where yu normally go to n stop all dz pranks.

abeg! i no sabi wetin u mean by "normally go" and "pranks" come again ma......i no know book

Fraih:
good...me no wan hear any divorce something with you and jubrealguy o.
Bae has gone for some important appointments, its not really easy holding up for him buh its all abou understanding and LOVE. The love in our hearts cannot be shaken even when distance is a factor.

divorce.....olorun maje, my Mama no divorce my papa...e no go take my head start. Thank u so much madam, uve bn a pillar.....ti yin naa a da

iambibi:
.. Lwkmd oooo..... Oya come back, come back... . Dnt mind him... Jst pity him...... He is our president, and he is d one dat is onto of d food chain,... Therefor he is our chief... u kno naa... So dnt mind him...

u kno i cn do and undo for u.....i can match anybody's eye....i know v left u to fight for ursef during d day, na work make me nocturnal.......infact, i v bn given wife leave in d office today......so does that make u happy?

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Qutyjoice:
lol....Bibi Na my paddy I no fit shii fun at all, all the same ya welcm.....and pls elp me takia of my fwend. Shalom!

abeg, i wantu ask one question....which one is better, seeing ur boo 24hrs in a day + drinking a lot of garri and seeing ur boo 12hrs a day + eating a lot of pizzas and sharwama and chicken............i dey ask cos na d latter my wife dey demand

iambibi:
... Jubreal (the waka waka guy) u always like to leav ma all by my self ya na.after our neighbours will say i like lookin for u up and dan

it's like we will have to soundproof our apartment sef so u won't be hearing all wat dey r saying and dey won't be hearing urs too............as for the tolotolo wey dem call u, iwo maa worry......i dey go meet LogoDwhiz now......i don too dey respect am

iambibi:
.. NEIGHBOR!!!!!!!!!!!.... Gush!!! Where did u go to... U left me all alone, and u kno dat jubrealguy can yawo upandan... Therefor, i hav given him back his ring,...... To be single for dis city naim sure pass...

shey na paper we wan dey chop ni, person no go go hustle again......u no even dey respect my ring atall.....oya, what happen gan gan

iambibi:
Jubrealguy oya come and let us trash out issues or else.....

ki lo tun de bayii

merikims:
jubreal mind ur self ooo,y u go talk say my Darling logodwhiz neva see woman before?abi na u wey dey run up n down with fear because iambibi dey show u too much love.lol.abeg my logo is man enough ooo

lolz.....una two dey call my baby tolotolo, una think say she no sabi yoruba, una forget say....na omo eko she marry.....smh...i even hear say na handbag u dey use our pressy do say he no dey do anything.......chai!! wicked world

merikims:
logodwhiz baby am home! were iambibi wey get mind to call pressy tolotolo? everybody know say u sabi waka find jubrealguy like....*mouth sealed*. u this logodwhiz sef I hear say u like polygamy wella,I ho castrate you b DAT oo.

abeg castrate am, dat one.....na hin go make sense.......anyway na love my baby love me ooo, make una no cause wahala ooo. una don hear?

Rukkyola:
wch states u choose?

u go just dey everywhere dey cause trouble.........ahn ahn

chai!!! It's good to marry a no nonsense wife iambibi temi nikan, baby...i juzz dey gbadun d way u dey reply everyone wey dey tasi u wrongly buh take it easy on our amiable President, we all know merikims has unleashed the other side of him, pressing his mumu button bt den he's just a man wey neva see woman before...forgive him. Besides, just be ready for me tonight........ale yii ma badt gan, i don miss u daku


Qutyjoice, my unfriendly cum friendly neighbour, e shey gan oo......ile yin o ni daru ooo, oyehomie o ni fe iyawo le ee oo


Madam spixytinxy, u sef know say na whr u dey hardworking b dat........awon elese toothpick

√ 1. FUNNIEST/ JOKER..............................Rukkyola
√ 2. BRIGHTEST SPARK.............................iambibi
√ 3. PASTOR OF THE YEAR........................ah no kno
√ 4. CHIEF IMAM OF A16...........................ah no kno
√ 5. THE CHIEFPRIEST OF A16..........,......Shammak
√ 6. MOST HARDWORKING CITIZEN........spixytinxy

LogoDWhiz:
Na so.
Hope your day went well dear?

pressy baba, how far na, i hear say u don dey on top d foodchain nw, how "merryxmas" abi no b ur wife name b dat?

iambibi:
... Lolz, u hav notin to be afraid of

alrighty......God bless the day i met u, let's get to bed....tomorrow's gon b a busy day. luv u so much

iambibi:
... Not again...he was only passing by na,... Bsides he's a gud guy,..... Or wait o dnt u trust me again?

naaah!! I do trust you but when u marry someone as beautiful as u r, background checks are quite necessary. One thing, there's no good guy in golden city....u no see as all of dem eye dey shine ni?

iambibi:
... Lolz.... Dis ur job is somtin else o... . Buh first go and shower den com and eat..... I want to go and sleep,.. Wen ur tru, u should do d same o... U need to rest. o

**pats her at the back** u such a wonderful woman......thank u

Brimmie:
Yeah! And Elephant Grass!

u go dey smoke stubborn grass sef oo, double twale for u ooo

iambibi:
........ Hmm madam spixytinxy..... Dat is not tru

are u still talking to this woman.......besides, who is johndanny

Brimmie:
Eez like you've been smoking Ugwu leaf abi?

abeg, dem dey smoke ugwu leaf?

iambibi:
jubreal!!!!!!!!!!!!...... where did u go to., u got me worried o..... ..

twasnt my intention, the Governor came today to inspect all the projects that have bn assigned to my company, and i had so many questions to answer...........please where's my food? we cn talk abt ds tomorrow

HBD to a realG.....witty wittyemi, wishing u long life bro......may God provide u with good health, money, more money and much more money and many much more money. God be with u all d days of ur life....Amen, Amen, Amen.....in jesus name....fire!!!

spixytinxy:
sori ooo madam iambibi, jubrealguy kukuma dey my shop dey jollificate

ah swr....if u use one more sec for ds house, if na to tell ask God for last power to tak kee u.....i no mind. Oya....jade

iambibi:
U ppl must ansa me today oooo..

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**looking so tired and hungry** baby where do i start my explanation frm

johndanny:
just a glass of water will do tanx. Here is my card call me

johnny bravo, God save u say i don tire, i for just put ur left leg for ur left hand, put ur right leg for ur right hand, put u inside cab make u dey go house......

MDCCXXIX

boboLIL:
I no remba oh,,, gimme abeg,, I nid am fr my life

God save u say i no hear English

Phinity318:
respect brother

one love........una no dey sleep?

boboLIL:
de. Suffer ursef. Na lol

u want make i give u d kind reply CROBBOY give jjj dat year, shey u still remember?

boboLIL:
off which light eh? Mk una no sexchat here oh

we dey try hear u bt our door na soundproof

iambibi:
... Yep.... Oya off d light.... U kno y?

i can only guess......i think we just about to have a great night **lights off**