₦airaland Forum

wittyemi:
Wait ooo,when u even marry wey dem don dey nominate you n ur Otepu 4 best couple ehn? You sure say u never go share dollarisation give some ppl make dem come vote for u.

lol......ma nigga, u wanna tell me u missed d whole drama abt a decade of pages ago, u didn't see the ring.....trust me, twas a hard chase that resulted in a good catch, my wifey is beauriful.........besides Otepu better be something nice

DTOBS, blame it on our judicial system

Abbeyunique2:
#1696 dedicated to all my paddy dem Fraiser, jubrealguy, eaglevision and wittyemi


gbayi eyan nla

eyan re, lati aye madam spixytinxy

FASH23:
(1) MOST RESERVED MALE=Abbeyunique2
(2) PEACEMAKER =Fraih
(3) CLOWN OF THE YEAR=Rukkyola
(4) BEST COUPLE= Jubrealguy and iambibi
(5) BEST NIGHT CRAWLER = Eaglevision
(6) GREATEST FEMALE FLIRT= i no know CC: kbs468 fraih

I triple sight u bro

ABB1:
Make person wife send you mail abi... is like you want oyo to be your case

Jubreal my guy someone is here to woo your yarinya o

my biggest padi, we don catch am jare, he don beg us.....thanks for the alert, eyan ni e jare

iambibi:
.... Babe take it easy.... Jst calm down ok...... Oya sorry dnt mind him... Na slip of tongue

dah bobo sharply vex me na, waking the lion in me.......issorite **drops bottle** baby, u know i can't afford to lose u

Abbeyunique2 wittyemi, eyin temi......eshey jare.

kitchen, any further discussion sud be in the open, u hear me so? oya, hope say na better food u cook so

merikims:
eagle boo I will not go deaf.insha allah

baba eaglevision turn alfa ovanyt..........d hustle for babe tho

kitchen:
some pple can actually act. jst reading tru page as if am reading a novel. anywy, jst wanna hala everyone in da house. iambibi..pls send me a mail ; georgepraise91@gmail.com

toilet...sorry kitchen, are u okay atall.....mail for wetin, if i catch u ehn, i go make sure i do u wetin zidane do materrazi. which kind play be dat one

cc fraiser wittyemi Abbeyunique2

awon goons me, make una cum c ooo, shey bobo yii fe kin pago mo lori ni **holding a broken bottle and breathing heavily**

iambibi:
........ Dis na wetin u for don do sins... Buh its alryt... I like u too.... Lemme ask him if we should stay or not... Sweetness... Should we stay or not?

that depends on how they will relate with my wife, cos I'll rather leave than see anyone hurl insults on the woman i love

Qutyjoice:
Hun? so fast?

i won't jump into conclusion if i were u buh i know my wifey is very fertile

Qutyjoice:
Up gunners!!!!?

Gunners

Gunners

ordinary hull city

iambibi:
... Dats d more reason y am so in to u.... Ma twinnie sent his regardz and mama will be coming any time she hears dat am preg....... *runs to d back yard to throw up*

oops! we should get u a doctor ASAP

iambibi:
oga hw u and hws d family... oya it is enough..... We kno u can die for d country.... Plz release ma sweetness for me.... Its getting late and we r abt to pray and go to bed..... So no offense o... But i want to close d door.... Tnk u..

honourable Abbeyunique2, we would be discussing the gradual derailing of Nigeria's judicial system tomorrow, ryt now iambibi is all that matters.

Baby, promise me u won't reply these neighbours of ours again cos av neva seen a couple talked that much.

iambibi:
baby wat r those ones talking about u coming to d house.... Plz tell dem dat we moved in to a new apartment..... Or is it becos we r still neighbors with dem..... Lets pack out and move to Apple Island for God sake... Wats all dis....

baby, d good thing is u are with a structural engineer. Any kinda home u want can be designed and constructed in no time but we won't be compelled to leave, lez just leave dem jare......i can see that they talk to much. Anyway, has my in-law called?

Abbeyunique2:
Nigeria population is over 200m and the
population of convicted criminals in nigeria
prison is just 20,000. it's either Nigeria crime
rate is low or there is something wrong with our
judicial system. Prof. Yemi Osinbajo
remember a certain Colonel Almustapha spent
over 12 years to defend a murder case levelled
against. Another example is reverend king, we all
remember him? since 2005 he was just convicted after using over ten years at kirikiri prison and guess what? he is to be hanged,
what abt all those land dispute cases in the
court. President Buhari should address our
judicial system first before fighting our
ineffectual baboons.

buhari can only hope for military system of govt. to be returned because d way ds judicial system slow.....ehn! d guy no just fit cry.

(1) MOST RESERVED MALE=Biotechshola

(2) PEACEMAKER =Fraih

(3) CLOWN OF THE YEAR=Rukkyola

(4) BEST COUPLE= Jubrealguy and iambibi

(5) BEST NIGHT CRAWLER = only madam spixytinxy cn say

(6) GREATEST FEMALE FLIRT= i no know

cc kbs468 fraih

Oyehomie:
Chai..ur hubby no dey shame nd u too? Hw u go bring am con ya aos con dey make tones...ahahaaaa...curtsy, where u put am nah...no b hm aos u suppose go? Make urself sm values naaah...lol....gatchaaa...

Afrikaan.......typical, we wont b exchanging words wit u, say watchu want

iambibi:
pumpkin d ring is intact....*kisses him* lemme introduce u to our new neighbors.. Oyehomie and his Qutyjoice ..... They make alot of noise at night....... But not anymore, it will no longer b so again... because we will soooooo make noises dat they will pack and leave us in dis area.....

I concur, dey v always bn lik dat even b4 dey finally settled dwn. baby, u cn see d politics in ds city is so strong, dey r bringing up a BEST COUPLE award less dan 24hrs into our relationship, who cares.......I juz wanna love you. dahs all.

Qutyjoice:
Atlist I'm happy for u, so yu wnt disturb my husband again? Thank God! congrat o n pls where is d lucky dude(do d proper introduction).... Abeg I no wan hear any tune pls.....And thanks for d compliment..... Nice ring in btw(Na Mola ring?)

chai! Ma so be moo. mola bawo? abeg, i no wan fumble.....anyway be prepared for dat tune cos she has told me everything u and oyehomie did to her.....payback is imminent

iambibi:
beiby... , where did u go to.... U got me thinking about you,.... *sits on his laps* hw was ur day

pecks her, u know "too whom much is given, much is expected" I got a call from the company, they needed my help in designing one octagonal slab like that.......a tough day, i must say. How's ur day........omg! baby, where's your ring?

iambibi:
Where is jubrealguy oooo...... Hu help me see am.. (gimme ring finish leav me like dah y na..)

**answering her on the phone** hello bae...leave u ke.....the ever resounding "YES" i got in the wee hours of today bestowed so many responsibilities on me, so i gotta go prepare for d forthcoming demands of my in-law, would soon join u now. I told u there would be critics, don't worry about them.....i know how to deal with them, love u baby **kisses her tru d fone **

.

6.5ft.....i want to assume 6ft 5inches tall bt seriously, do u know d meaning of 3 inches, if u dunno....3 inches is about 7.6cm, u mite wanna pull ur panties, pick up a ruler, try to jerk d sh!t up and measure again

I repeat.......7.6 centimetres.

6.5ft.....i want to assume 6ft 5inches tall bt seriously, do u know d meaning of 3 inches, if u dunno....3 inches is about 7.6cm, u mite wanna pull ur panties, pick up a ruler, try to jerk d sh!t up and measure again

I repeat.......7.6 centimetres

good morning love iambibi, I think I think ur twinnie is now fine with US, so how was ur nyt, guess it was a great one

Abbeyunique2 morning bro, u don see d kind orire wey just jam me, u av bn a loving husband all ds years, I'll need some tutorials.....wat of madam spixytinxy, bn a while i heard frm her.

Fraiser, ur bottle of non alcoholic alomo and baby oku is waiting for ya...sorry abt dat, my wife hates alcohol.

cc LogoDwhiz. kbs468 folabiBret wittyemi Dtobs and other important goons

iamdynamite:
so you graduated from unilag

yes na, Engineering na hin we dey......awa ti eni njoku ati King Jaja re

iamdynamite:
guy everything na packaging,but sha i try small,my twinnie iambibi can attest to that.

me sef can attest to that. i didn't say Good morning then, i guess I let my emotions cloud my morals

**prostrating**Good morning sir

Fraih:
I no miss you



You forget say love no dey rush. You no know say Family first
#thinking, abi Jubrealguy used charm ni
No, worry bibi, dynmamite go calm down ni, you don fall in love, you don fall in love niyen.

I know there would bring so many controversies, but i dnt recall u being her fam and if u are right, that means fraiser is too(i don enter my own) buh i can recall ur twinnie trying to enter ds babe, was that after or before she became a member of the royal fam.

eaglevision i only said "the thought i have towards her is of good and not of evil" and she replied the same......e ma koba mi ooo

sent4rina i am not just one guy, i am JUB the son of REAL and the grandson of GUY, going by the history books, my first official intro in this city should be over a millennium pages ago, and pls my very own iambibi wasn't running nor will never run after you, i think everyone knows I'm the right guy. CROBBOY and loOla12saw it all

putting family attachment aside, who dare belittle something dangerous and wonderful at the same time (dynamite), everyone around yesterday can testify to the fact that everything happened so fast, it surely looks like my moment and i couldn't just let it pass me and i felt i could hide under the cloaks of friendship (based on the akokites days now), right now i am deeply sorry, and when i saw u taking out the hunger on her, it does really make me wanna cry. At the moment, ori idobale ni mo wa oo (prostrating) e ma binu sir. I would love if it if every materials(both natural and manmade) I'll need to bring over in accordance to the custom of ur land can be listed....trust me when i tell u i am wherewithal enough to take care of the woman u v always bn with for over two decades.

cc iamdynamite. iambibi (best twins ever liveth)

iambibi:
awww dat was so romantic of you....... Y dnt u go and rest while i go and do d same too.....and hav a wonder nite rest as u do so .. And May d Good Lord, be with u, protect, guide and keep u, and may his Favor, Blessings and mercies locate u, and His presence be with u now and for ever more... AMEN.!! GUDNITE and switdrmz dear... I luv u..

now, i know i can happily go to bed....sleep well dear

why 4 guests go dey watch us frm downstairs for ds kind midnight, una nor dey sleep? Abeg, we run frm una reach ooo

iambibi:
lwkmd oo... Ahhhhh... passionate kiss ever seen in d history of man kind..... . Wo, no remove ma lips for me o... Lolz

no baby, dah kinda kiss was really needed, in order to format d lips, a fraiser-like individual mite have av hurt u buh I'm here to make all things RIGHT