What's so bad if Nigeria disintegrates? It's not as if it is an old empire or kingdom that has been existing as one since time immemorial.

Na Naira wey worthless I blame, if not, what is 8k dollars before

Omo-Agege that will decamp to PDP to vie for the governorship ticket

The days of cramjones on Nairaland

Another thing, all these killings of security operatives in the South East, I hope ESN/IPOB are not the ones killing them? Mandate should be the Herdsmen and not security operatives

Lol.... You link drugs with Banditry but the regions you said are the highest in terms of abuse are not regions of Banditry.

Jayventures:
My neighbor’s mother-in-law and sister-in-law came 11pm at night for sleep over visit, mind you they only leave 30minutes away . After welcoming them and entertaining them, everyone went to sleep only for her to wake up around 6am to find the sis in-law in the kitchen washing out their pot of stew they had for dinner ,with over 20 pieces of meat in a nylon bag. When she asked why her day old soup was thrown away , the in-law said they don’t like the way the stew looks , and they are taking the meat from the stew to feed their dog when they leave. :

As in soup/stew was prepared by your neighbor or her MIL&SIL came with the soup/stew?

But he died in a foreign hospital (Kenya)

Hope Uzodinma will definitely say Yes to this. He's just bidding his time

Odumeje's Alabasidi

GamalNasser:



3 naira for a dollar

We have an average of 24 billion dollars remittance at stake

That means for every dollar banks will make 3 naira

24 billion dollars x3 = 72 billion naira to be made .

Counter my maths or shut up

The promo is just for 2 months. March 8th to May 8th

LibertyRep:
What does a high ranking Senator like Abaribe needs a deputy governorship seat for?

He started out as Deputy governor then got impeached, they moved to ANPP ( "Nye anyi otu onu" - those in Abia State that period will understand that slogan), moved back to PDP when OUK decamped from PDP and became a force since then

Dear customer, DO NOT DISCLOSE THIS PIN! kindly use one time pin 26***9 to authenticate your registration

This was how I got the above message from Union Bank when I know I never initiated any transaction

Peter Obi or nobody

Helicopter? Sheik Gumi doesn't use Helicopter to locate these bandits

When OBJ disbanded Tolls, he added some money to fuel price, hope that addition will be removed

Mummyfour:
Madagascar . Those penguins are crazy. Any time I see penguins, I just remember those crazy penguins in that animation.
Those penguins are the direct opposite of the real penguins abeg

lol... I forgot to add Private. Same with me

Albino Skipper, Rico, Kowalski, Private

Jonesvick:
Pls who is from akwudo community in imo state

It should be Okwudo, not Akwudo.

He wants to install a Moslem for a chiefdom that is predominantly Christians and sideline the person who the people voted for making the names submitted by the chiefmakers

So Ondo governor wants to manage the forest reserve in his state well by asking the Herdsmen to leave the forests and then what did we get? Presidency did a Twitter trend on top his head.

My guys name no dey there. Thank God

The Civil Service in the North is what is favoring them in all these even in the Judiciary. A Northerner will start work in say Local Government, when he moves to a new State work, he will add the Local Government years into the State work and then same if he moves from State to FG. So if two staff (one from North and one from the South) are recruited into the FG ministry, the Northerner will now be at least a step higher than the Southerner

bluefilm:


Anu nkanka mpi don die na

I know

Kenoxman:

Yeah, he had his flaws like most Nigerian lecturers but his greatest undoing was his inability to control his penchant for alcohol. Stuff messed his kidney up.
Remember back in 2014 in Pol sc Dept, Dude reeked of alcohol while in class, meaning he dey booze B4 coming to class. No wonder the level of energy wey dey always shark him.
Loved his teaching style though even as he was inaccurate most times. Class was always lively.
RIP Ochili eme na nze

Not only Alcohol, he was a chain smoker. 2006 when I gained admission, I was his fan then cos he an OAP on Lion FM, then a PG student staying in Nkrumah Hall. One night I followed my roommate to the PG hostel to see his elder bro, we passed someone smoking outside the entrance, my roommate told me that was him(Anu Nkanka Mpi).

This one may soon go the way of Anu Nkanka Mpi