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gulfer: Ok now, check out this one.

E be like the dude marry ihm sister.

Slasha!:
Abegii! Not only girls. Some guys can be so annoying as well. E.g
Boy:Hi
Girl: hello
Boy: how are you?
Girl: I'm fine thanks and you?
Boy: Fine. So how's everything?
Girl: Very fine,We thank God!
Boy: K,How was your night?
Girl: T'was good.
Boy: that's cool. So,hope yu are good?
I'm not just making this up o,typical example of chats some silly guys start.

I just noticed dat d girl was objective all thru d chat. She neva asked any question in return.

Ijawboi: SPIT ON HER

Is that also a line?

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Members of Boko Haram, an Islamist militant
group operating in northern Nigeria, could be
found guilty of "war crimes", a spokesperson
for the Office of the High Commissioner for
Human Rights (OHCHR) said on Tuesday.
In a briefing to the press in Geneva, Cécile
Pouilly, condemned last weekend's
"atrocious" attack on a wedding convoy in
Borno state, where some 30 guests were
ambushed and killed.
Located near the border with Cameroon, the
Bama-Mubi-Banki road, on which the attack
took place, is notorious for attacks carried out
by the Islamist group.
"According to information which OHCHR had
received, there were attacks almost on a daily
basis in the North East of Nigeria, especially in
Borno and neighbouring areas. OHCHR
strongly condemned the cowardly attacks by
Boko Haram, who continued to target civilians, including students and worshippers, politicians, members of
Government institutions, foreign nationals, as well as security forces. Members of Boko Haram and other groups
and entities, if judged to have committed widespread or systematic attacks against a civilian population, including
on grounds such as religion or ethnicity, could be found guilty of crimes against humanity.”
During the attack, Pouilly added, four soldiers were killed, their post burnt down, and a bridge link to a nearby
town was bombed.
OHCHR is also following up on allegations of abuses and human rights violations committed by security forces
during operations.
Jocelyne Sambira, United Nations.



http://www.unmultimedia.org/radio/english/2013/11/boko-haram-could-be-guilty-of-war-crimes-says-un-human-rights-arm/

Nomski0: You are right. your usual 4th place trophy na.


BTW What the f*€k is wrong with dortmund.

How does forth place and trophy follow? It feels so good to watch peeps limit Arsenal this season. Its diff this time around.

Shobayo Emma: i would react thesame way they do react to mine now

How do they react to you?

Lolz, look under you and see d endless list of people watching the match live on NAIRALAND. Even, streaming can't obtain this number of people.

Shobayo Emma: if you ask me. na who i go ask

Was dat how you broke up with Omawumi?

Be honest with this. We treat different things differently. Has it happend to you ever? If 'Yes', share your experience.

mumumugu: I want to be a priest.divine call.

So we cant be together.

Lolz, u can't say thiz and b in the same city with her. A priest who has just lied.

mumumugu: I want to be a priest.divine call.

So we cant be together.

Lolz, u can't say thiz and b in the same city with her.

Okija_juju: Yes!!

The Version that has African China & Terry G's songs as soundtracks & has commentary by Cyril Stober and Aisha Bello of NTA News...





Nna upgrade before you get left behind.. We all now dey wait for Playstation 4, you still dey ask about Playstation 2..

Omo!!! See as ppl dey mention all NTA crew. D guy don dey addicted. Haba, at least get free-on-air. Stop listening to those embellished lies from NTA.

I found out dat most lazy ppl go for PES (Excuse my use of d word "lazy". They just don't want to chase d ball on d pitch demselves. They want it all done for dem; shots, rebound, dribble, attack and what not. That's why they r always wiped when they get to play FIFA.

Lil'knight:
We never even play pes 13 finish dem don release nxt one, nawaoooo....still d best pes2013 player in ma sch-@oau fajuite

O_O! No one gave u dat award. I was in FAJ all thru last session.

Wiz_khalifa: jux play solidstars - omotena 4 her. .
if dat dsnt work tell her ua gay.

What if she spreads ur g*y news to other chics?

Danhumprey: Not again!!! Somebody should tell me this is a joke!


Constraint my foot! They are just a bunch of selfish people.

Its freaking true. That's Naija for u.

In a bid to quell rising tensions and give reassurance ,
the Federal Government has said that the ongoing 4-
month old Academic Staff Union of Universities
(ASUU) would be over in a matter of months.
This was disclosed yesterday by the Minister of
Education, Nyesom Wike, at a lecture held to
commemorate the anniversary of the National
Universities Commission (NUC) in Abuja.
Mr. Wike through his representative Dr. Macjohn
Nwaobiala, Permanent Secretary of the Ministry of
Education, stated that the resolution of the ongoing
strike was of foremost priority to the Federal
Government.
Vanguard reports :
According to Wike, “The Federal Government is
very concerned about the state of public tertiary
institutions in the country. The Federal Government
is really worried about the ongoing strike of ASUU
and the strike would be resolved in a few months.”
Professor John Daniel in his paper presentation
titled, ‘Turbulent and Testing Times for Global
Higher Education: Lessons for Nigeria’, said “online
teaching and learning is now part of the future of
most universities. Nigeria should be very good at
this because without embarrassing you by pressing
the point, I note that your country, through 419
scams, is a world leader in the use of the internet
for less desirable purposes.”
He said higher education all over the world is facing
lot of challenges that included youth unemployment
and the current changes in the university system.
“These are indeed turbulent times, not only for
United States of America but also for much of
higher education globally”, he said.
A former Executive Secretary of NUC, Professor
Jubril Munzali, in his goodwill message, said the
education sector for 21 years have been under
funded and the significant increase in the funding of
tertiary institutions were done through the struggle
of ASUU.
He blamed the Federal Government lingering crisis
rocking the nation’s university system.
He said it is time Federal Government listened to its
agencies and allow NUC perform its statutory role
and fund universities based on the advice of its
agencies like NUC.
“Successive administrations in the country never
paid adequate attention to university education”.
He said the Federal Government process of direct
funding of universities, have over the years
resulted in mismanagement of the funds allocated
to the institutions.


http://www.ynaija.com/ASUU-strike-will-be-over-in-a-few-months-education-minister/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

djeezy: I don tire!!! I'm now born again, we can still be friends sha.

Lol, wetin concern born-again with relationship? She go just say: "Pls, remember me in prayers when u get to the monastery ". To her, u don bcome "Father" b dat.

fresh_dude: I'm travelling to Ghana. *Make we see whether she go follow me go.

Some babes fit ooo.

Idowuogbo: It's OVER!

No time!

Damn!!! Thats a Red Card.

You are welcome bro. You've been noticed Sir. @king of pool

Dreal1247: They want to make sure that all that was given to him after winning afcon is exhausted.

As if it was enough...

Breaking up in a relationship is no new trend nowadays, as disheartning as it might seem, it absolutely borders on the dexterity of the lover to determine if you are breaking up or breaking the person's heart. Some people break-up amicably and both parties go their sweet ways while some mastermind it in an hapharzard fashion. It all depends on how greatly you can make use of those words within your reach. Air out your perfect break-up lines and avoid making people crying on their phone screens.

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Here iz it...

Lately, I just ran into this pix online and I keep checking it now and again. Peeps, I need your opinion as this seems real the first time and photoshopped another. If you feel the same way after seeing it, don't worry. you are not alone.