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Romance / Re: Love At First Sight!! [pictured] by jude4us(m): 7:54pm On Jan 03, 2014
Emzybrown: Make the dude collect her number sharply. grin grin grin grin grin


Sharp guy!!!
Romance / Re: How To Identify Siblings That Have Intimacy Together by jude4us(m): 4:43pm On Jan 03, 2014
GustavoFring: Who is the mod putting these stupidd stories on the front page?


It's not stewpit. These thingz happen around. We are in a confused world.
Romance / Re: Yes, It Has Happened! by jude4us(m): 3:35pm On Jan 03, 2014
Rudebwoy has repented, but to change the moniker na wahala! grin grin[/quote]


It's simple, deactivate the account and open another.
Romance / Re: How To Identify Siblings That Have Intimacy Together by jude4us(m): 3:23pm On Jan 03, 2014
kingphemy: We are nothing but pencil in the hand of the creator.
WAP ¢2014

Add the above to ur post OP.


Add some senses to your post.

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Romance / Re: Love At First Sight!! [pictured] by jude4us(m): 3:16pm On Jan 03, 2014
SIR KOL!:
Criously op were u d conductor?? Cos I guess u ur jobless



Tryna make d statement coherent na.
"Conducting" is a job on it's own.

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Romance / Re: What's Your New Year Resolution?? by jude4us(m): 3:12pm On Jan 03, 2014
Shir£ll£ baby:
sad
they are many.....
I want to start going to church and strengthen my relationship wiv God..
I want to put more attention on my studies..
I want to change my attitude towards male folks..i love dominating them..
I want to learn ow to talk to my baby more politely..i av turned him to a dummy!.
And many more....*feeling repentant*



Go and sin no more. You've been forgiven! *goan apologize to dat dude*
Romance / Re: What's Your New Year Resolution?? by jude4us(m): 3:08pm On Jan 03, 2014
If you picture yourself in High-Definition, screw new Resolutions!
Romance / Re: How To Stay A Virgin Till Possibly Marriage by jude4us(m): 3:03pm On Jan 03, 2014
Y'all need to respect her decision. Don't "K" her thread. Sometimes, you don't need to ask people before you know their se.xual status.
Music/Radio / Re: Music Producer ID Cabasa Is Now A Pastor by jude4us(m): 12:34pm On Jan 03, 2014
MORN DEW: All dis ppl sayin it gud to work 4 God hw do u knw dey ar rili workin 4 God.


By not asking God a dumb question like this ↑
Music/Radio / Re: Music Producer ID Cabasa Is Now A Pastor by jude4us(m): 12:32pm On Jan 03, 2014
Blueboy146: Any tasuedite here? I mean freshers oooo add me on 2go with sunnex146


FORGET, u be guy. Dem no go add you.
Romance / Re: Never Argue With A Woman, Just Use Your Brains Like This Guy: by jude4us(m): 10:14am On Jan 03, 2014
Dubby6: Dry joke.
Dull man.
Duller wife.


You are the dullest of them all.

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Romance / Love At First Sight!! [pictured] by jude4us(m): 9:50am On Jan 03, 2014
I was in a public transport yesterday with a brother and was surprised to see a couple who expressed their love at first sight. The surprise wasn't really in the fact that both were only little kids but because they never knew each other until yesterday. They communicated surreptitiously right behind their mothers' back; enjoying the oblivion of both grown-up women. The girl was the first to attract the attention of the "dulling" boy but sonner than later, he requitted the girl's feelings with a touch on her shoulder. Hence, I went all paparazzi on dem kids! I could only get 2 adorable shots to avoid suspicion (and maybe slaps) from their mothers. Wheew... Peeps, I hope you love them!! Enjoy.



P.S-
Please, don't blame me for my "ámèbo". It was worth it tho. LOL

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Romance / Re: List Things That Are Better Than Sex by jude4us(m): 1:24pm On Dec 30, 2013
texanomaly:

I don't know what this means.



You don't need an interpreter. D'you?
Romance / Re: List Things That Are Better Than Sex by jude4us(m): 1:19pm On Dec 30, 2013
xprimate: For me, its the feeling u get after helping a stranger with no other hope except you and he/she looks you in the face without saying a word u just know u have Just saved a soul.
On a second tot maybe ice block with red oil grin




Which type of help?? SPECIFY...
Romance / Re: List Things That Are Better Than Sex by jude4us(m): 1:18pm On Dec 30, 2013
xprimate: For me, its the feeling u get after helping a stranger with no other hope except you and he/she looks you in the face without saying a word u just know u have Just saved a soul.
On a second tot maybe ice block with red oil grin




Which type of help?? SPECIFY...
Romance / Re: List Things That Are Better Than Sex by jude4us(m): 1:07pm On Dec 30, 2013
sulakishop: Seriously, in life, there is joy in three things; eating meat, riding meat and puting meat into meat!



Sexual Butcher!!

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Romance / Re: List Things That Are Better Than Sex by jude4us(m): 12:18pm On Dec 30, 2013
texanomaly:

I've slept on a water bed. grin




Yea, buh i bet you've never slept with someone on a water-bed .
Romance / Re: List Things That Are Better Than Sex by jude4us(m): 12:07pm On Dec 30, 2013
Enegod: weed


Yeah, "A Friend with Weed is a Friend Indeed"!

Romance / Re: What Is Your Perfect Break-up Line? by jude4us(m): 11:58am On Dec 30, 2013
jude4us:


What if she spreads ur g*y news to other chics?
Phones / Re: Why You Should Buy A Samsung Device Instead Of Tecno by jude4us(m): 11:53am On Dec 30, 2013
Thank God you said TECHNO and not the popular TECNO.
Romance / Re: Male Body Language Flirting Signs To Watch Out For by jude4us(m): 1:12pm On Dec 26, 2013
emmadan: lol,this has happened to me in lectures hall.this girl was sitting close to me in a seat of 4 students.lectures was on and she placed her two feets on mine and using her toes to scrub ma feets,i was like wtf is this?and the funny part was each time i look at her,thats when she behaves as if she's really into the class with a serious face.she no even look my face sef.this is a girl i'v neva spoken to b4,lectures later ended,walahi,what the man tot,notin entered my big head.



How will anything enter after she had filled it up?
Romance / Re: Male Body Language Flirting Signs To Watch Out For by jude4us(m): 1:01pm On Dec 26, 2013
Shobayo Emma: click like if u believe the op is on point


Lol, I "like" you for that attempt. Check my sobriquet and you will realize who wrote this.

tongue
Shobayo Emma: click like if u believe the op is on point


Lol, I "like" you for that attempt. Check my sobriquet and you will realize who wrote this.
Education / Re: OAU to Resume JAN 5 2014,NUGA postponed till afta second semester exam by jude4us(m): 12:45pm On Dec 24, 2013
zolajpower: Can some1 please tell me how to post a thread? I want to post a thread abot AN heinous CRIMES
Education / Re: OAU to Resume JAN 5 2014,NUGA postponed till afta second semester exam by jude4us(m): 11:50am On Dec 24, 2013
fattbabakay: Evrybady juz dey tok wetin dey der devil-may-care head...dah 1 no concern me...ma own be say make dem finish 2nd semester as soon as possible mak I storm in!!!


STORM ko, BOLD ni. Dude, wait for your time!
Crime / Men Defile Teenager In Ibadan, Pay Her N100 [pictured] by jude4us(m): 2:08pm On Dec 23, 2013
A magistrate’s court at Iyaganku, Ibadan, Oyo State
has ordered seven accused persons arraigned
before it for conspiracy and defilement to be
remanded in Agodi prison custody till January 27.
The accused’s names were listed as Emmanuel
Abiola (64) a.k.a. Old Soldier, Mohammed Sanni
(35), Kabiru Mohammed (25), Sakiru Sokoto (20),
Eze Ndubuisi (26), Mohammed Sefiu (21) and
Mohammed Bashir (20).
In a suit with number MI/1516C/2013, the accused
persons were said to have “conspired together to
commit felony to wit defilement, contrary to and
punishable under section 516 of the criminal code
cap 38 vol. 2 laws of Oyo State of Nigeria 2000.”
The second count charge read that the accused “did
have unlawful carnal knowledge of one (names
withheld) (13) and thereby committed an offence
contrary to and punishable under section 218 of the
criminal code cap 38 vol. 2 laws of Oyo State of
Nigeria 2000.”
After the charges were read and the accused
confirmed that they understood the charges, the
Magistrate sitting at Court 4, Mrs. Kehinde
Durosaro-Tijani ordered their remand at Agodi
prisons and adjourned the case till January 27. When probed, the 13year-old girl confessed that some men had
been having sex with her. She revealed that five of
them who were Hausa used to give her N20 each.
Same went for Old Soldier and Ndubuisi.
The guardian, who spoke with Crime Reports said
that when she was first informed that her niece had
sex with several men when she was sent to fetch
water, she did not take it serious, until her teacher
brought her home.
One of the suspects, Ndubuisi however denied
involvement, saying that he only heard that Old
Soldier used to have sex with the girl, after which he
would give her N20. “I don’t know why my name
was mentioned, though I wrote in my statement that
I had sex with her once ,with the belief that I would
be released if I said so,” Ndubuisi said.
Pa Abiola a.k.a. Old Soldier also denied having sex
with the teenager, saying that she was his
granddaughter’s age. When asked why the girl
pointed at him among all the men in the area, in
addition to what Ndubuisi said transpired some days
before his arrest, the man said he could not
understand.
Others also denied the girl’s claim, saying that she
was just mentioning the names of any man she saw
on the day the police came to the area.
Politics / Re: Senator Yerima Divorces 17year Old Egyptian Wife, Marries Another 15yr Old. by jude4us(m): 11:05am On Dec 23, 2013
Kanwulia: Nothing like a virgin bride!
The only temporary cure for ED! grin

Rock on BABA! Nothing do you! Nigeria and NIGERIANS can't do you no SHYTE!!!! kiss
Romance / Re: Father In Yemen Seeks Onemillion Facebook 'likes' Asdowry by jude4us(m): 11:04am On Dec 23, 2013
xager: sooo wetin he go come take the likes do? chop am? undecided
Romance / Re: Father In Yemen Seeks Onemillion Facebook 'likes' Asdowry by jude4us(m): 11:56am On Dec 19, 2013
Matildachinyere: wise and understable father smiley


Wise?? Lol!
Politics / Re: Senator Yerima Divorces 17year Old Egyptian Wife, Marries Another 15yr Old. by jude4us(m): 11:52am On Dec 19, 2013
Pratigya: Read my lips!![b][/b] Senator Yerima uses these girls for rituals! Someone from Zamfara told me in confidence that his mallam told him to marry 15 yr old virgins and once they are 17, should divorce them. This is the 3rd teenager he has divorced. The mallam told him that it will fortify him politically and spiritually. God will surely bring this paedophile hiding under the guise of islam. grin grin


Amen oo!
Romance / Re: Father In Yemen Seeks Onemillion Facebook 'likes' Asdowry by jude4us(m): 1:18pm On Dec 18, 2013
Matildachinyere: wise and understable father smiley
Politics / Re: Senator Yerima Divorces 17year Old Egyptian Wife, Marries Another 15yr Old. by jude4us(m): 8:46pm On Dec 17, 2013
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Politics / Re: Senator Yerima Divorces 17year Old Egyptian Wife, Marries Another 15yr Old. by jude4us(m): 8:46pm On Dec 17, 2013

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