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Business / Re: Beware Of Nairabet by Judea2580: 1:57pm On Oct 30, 2017
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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Has U.S Out-gunned, Out-manned And Now Out-womanned. See Proof by Judea2580: 4:45pm On Apr 30, 2016
Zoharariel:
And It came about in the spring, at the time kings go out, that Zoharariel sent Vedaxcool - his Amerikan conquered servant and they ravaged all the Amerika cities and besieged Washington DC , but Zoharariel remained in Moskow along with his loyal Russian 5star Generals - Appleyard, Nairaminted, Scully95, Fineguy11, Tkester, Cyprus000, Shymm3x, Bonechamberlain, Capip120, Romme2u & Jnhmaxxwell, for they are all men of valour. grin

It happened late one afternoon that Zoharariel got up from his Dolce & Gabbana's waterbed and walked about on the roof of the king’s court, and he saw a woman bathing on her roof. Now the woman was very beautiful for she has curly pubic hair and big breast with the shape of banana. grin

So Zoharariel sent and inquired about the woman, and Mazeltov - another conquered servant said, “Is this not Missy89 the Ex-girlfriend of Papa Shymmex, and the new wife of ValerianSteel the Jew? grin

Then Zoharariel sent messengers headed by Lucasbalo and took her, and she came to him, and he slept with her from dusk till dawn. (Now she enjoyed the 7inch-curved lamba of Zoharariel for her husband ValerianSteel is a quick ejaculator a.k.a 1minute man grin) And she returned to her house. The woman became pregnant, and she sent and told Zoharariel, and she said, “I am pregnant.” grin

And Zoharariel was very happy for he knew he had deposited the seed of kain & abel into her womb. cheesy


**Story to be continued because Zoharariel is currently on his 4th bottle of Heineken and a bowl full of Asun, for his brain has begun vibrating like the Russian ICBM - Topol-M in its boost stage and most especially because it is about RAINING Russian cat and Amerikan mouse in ijebu grin
Kai Zohariel you too wicked. Kai walahi your mama born you well!!!!

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Politics / Re: You Have 7 Days To Bring Out Buhari’s Certificate – Group Tells Defence Minister by Judea2580: 11:05pm On Nov 15, 2015
DickDastardly:
It is a bigger form of corruption not to show Nigerians buhari's debated certificate. We can ignore his hogwash asset declaration but not this.
Buhari show us your certificate. tongue

Lalasticlala, over to you cool

Charity begins at home; probe yourself before probing others. Baba, Show us your certificate
Politics / Re: Buhari's Fight Against Corruption Has Become A Circus! by Judea2580: 12:00pm On Aug 12, 2015
guy you are not far from the truth. every day I will probe Goodluck administration! I will probe Goodluck administration!!. and nothing have been done to probe the predecessor, is it not a music?. It have become music of the day and we innocently dance to its tune.

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Politics / Re: Corruption Probe: Peace Committee Shocked In Meeting With President Buhari by Judea2580: 11:44am On Aug 12, 2015
even the unborn child now knows the meaning of probing. President Buhari should stop procrastinating, he should stand up and do his duty as a man and stop procrastination because we are tired of this word 'probing'
Education / Re: Many Persons Will Fail This Maths (photo) by Judea2580: 11:03pm On Jul 29, 2015
6-1*0+2/2
Soln
Using bodmas
6-1*0+1
6+0+1
7
Equal to 7
Politics / Re: FFK Blasts US Senator Leahy For Calling Nigerian Soldiers "Rapists & Murderers" by Judea2580: 10:14am On Jul 25, 2015
Waito let's flash back: these Americans are using us as a tools to do whatever pleases them. Now that the time has come for them to reciprocate the favor, respect we've shown them, but instead of helping us out, they are criticizing our Nigerian army call them names.
Politics / Re: FFK Blasts US Senator Leahy For Calling Nigerian Soldiers "Rapists & Murderers" by Judea2580: 9:58am On Jul 25, 2015
This man is telling the truth, believe it or not Nigerian army are guilty of it.

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Fashion / Re: Girl Incredibly Transforms From Black To White (before & After Pics) by Judea2580: 9:42pm On Jul 14, 2015
some people don't value what they have until they've lost it.
Politics / Re: All Four Refineries Will Produce Only 19 Million Litres by Judea2580: 2:12pm On Jun 20, 2015
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a step. Let NNPC revive the refineries so as the level at which we import fuel will drastically fall down, and also it will create job for our fellow Nigerians.
Phones / Re: Infinix Hot Note Pro – Full Features And Price by Judea2580: 6:31pm On Jun 07, 2015
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Politics / Re: Buhari May Soon Wish He Did Not Win 2015 Presidential Polls – Ben Bruce. by Judea2580: 11:44am On May 01, 2015
SuperSuave:
I didn't read the thrash cos I know its full of hate speech. That man is a doubting Thomas, he still doesn't believe change is here, well he shall see it with his own eyes smiley oniranu oshi
I use to be like you but today I decided to differ. Only if you have read this piece you wouldn't have spewed this trash you just put up.
Believe me when I say that there is no atom of derogatory statement against the person of buhari. The man was civil with his choice of words unlike you who threw caution to the wind.
It's such a pity that you lack the art of reading and good interpretation and cognitive analysis of grammar and wordings when you can't even tell the difference between "may soon" and "will soon".
Grow up boo! I say grow up!!!
Politics / Re: PDP Takes Early Lead In Taraba by Judea2580: 5:29pm On Apr 25, 2015
Taraba must be for PDP whether the devil likes it or not.

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