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A man was president for 8 years without a single project initiated and commissioned by him. The only one they hurriedly put together was AirScam Nigeria

Ino like buhari but dis one na lie..... D only issue is that he borrowed to do projects.... Buhari projects plenty, except u wan deceive yourself....... Maradi rail project, Lagos-ibadan rail, Abuja-kaduna rail.... 2nd Niger Bridge... Jebba-ilorin highway, Abuja-kaduna-kano expressway.... If u dey travel often u go knw say buhari did some projects... He only borrowed alot of money that will take future generations to pay back....

Although I never expected his time as president to be that bad... I supported Jonathan as an undergraduate then and warned people against dis so called change APC was preaching.... But after he won d election, I said OK, dis man will stop corruption based on d history of his first tenure as military HOS.... But I was wrong, buhari's government went on to be d worst government ever witnessed in d history of Nigeria.... We might never recover from it as a Nation

MartinCorridon:
These leaders should have a modicum of shame.

Stella Obasanjo, Yar'adua, Buhari and even Tinubu shamelessly seek medicare abroad.

To fix one hospital they can't.

Nigerian hospitals can treat them.... Infact na still Nigerians dey treat them abroad, why most of them go abroad is for confidentiality..... See when d chief of staff died... D story Don cast for naija even before buhari hear

Lol... But obi can mingle with Atiku and el rufai and even malami.....make Abure no hear oh....

Burkina doesn't have 300m dollars to start with and even if it does... Wasting it on a stadium is kind of dumb

bentenny:
Yes it matters!
Obi visited him before he declared his intention to support Tinubu!
Even when Obi visited Wike,Obi attacked Tinubu and APC and Wike was seen laughing under a canopy!

bro no dey lie give us for here.... Obi visited him twice after the pdp primaries.... Why was obi visiting member of the opposition party.... And why can't Abure visit the same person

sammytovic:
He can still prove innocence if what he wrote in his script is not letters for letters or words for words with the expo.

even if na word for word, you can say, you're not d one who wrote it, since the script passed through many hands, invigilators and also the lecturer.... Ino dey support examination malpractice oh..... If the handwriting na d same then the student na gunner

bentenny:
Was wike serving under Tinubu before the election?

does it matter? Wike already declared that he will support tinubu together with the g5 governors yet obi still visited him twice, so can we say that obi and wike worked hand in hand for Tinubu's victory

Glister:
He visited in election bid and met the Governor..is differnt from visiting as party member.

you all like deceiving yourselves, so Abure is now an ordinary party member? Obi can visit an opposition governor twice to ask for support but Abure can't visit the same person

Kastonkastroll:
Ooh so wike be the puppet master.. hehehe Obi should better expel himself by himself from LP. Cuz as things dey go, I don't see anything for him there

Emperor wike, the only man that chased atiku from pdp, have one leg in APC another leg in PDP. Control LP. And I think he is already infiltrating ADC with his boys.

but obi 2 dey visit wike now.. He visited wike multiple times b4 election

Mariangeles:
Some food bloggers I follow keep posting it, and hyping the taste.
They call it beske.

Have you ever eaten it?
If you have, how would you describe the taste?
I'd really love to try it, as it looks like something I might like.

Picture credit: Instagram

it's made from soya beans, it's called soya beans cheese or awara by d hausas... Beske by nupes I think.... Goes well with chiled sobo drink... U can also put in in ur stew

Originalsly:
Does anything in the report tell you it was about Africans? What makes you believe they're referring to Africans? Veterans before refugees ... doesn't that imply refugees are treated better than veterans? ... and do you think that would be African refugees? ... or European refugees? There is war in Ukraine ... citizens fleeing ...have you ever heard of any IDP camps for them? ... so where are they fleeing to? Ireland is one such destination where the government facilitate and subsidize their stay. They have a point....but their method of making it can cause incitement. They built what they built and carried out their plan uninterrupted....shows that despite the condemnation.... the local Police did nothing which means the community is in agreement....even the people sitting in the pews listening to the condemnation by the senior MoG.

bro, let's stop deceiving ourselves... D illegal migrants are mostly from Africa.. I've worked on a project with the international organisation for migration (iom) so I think I knw better

Eraddray:
I don talk am many times...any day any oyinbo make a racist comment at me.. especially telling me to return to my country, I'll tell am...u can't come to Africa and loot all our resources, destabilize our system and u even use our resources to build ur own country and u want to enjoy it alone...no way...until we fix our problem...we will enjoy here together

oga na we dey loot ourselves now oh.... How many oyibo you see for here....

No need to stop d boats jst bring them in and deport them back to where they are coming from.....

I'll blame Europe partly for this.... The black man or politician who has no built no school in his community, or industry will come to your country open a bank account and deposit millions, and you won't question it, you'll collect the money and use it to boost your economy...

An African politician who builds substandard schools and hospitals at home often sends his own child abroad for education and travels to Europe for medical treatment, using public funds that could have developed his community.

Until Europe stops allowing corrupt African leaders to access healthcare, education, and security in their countries, these leaders will continue to deny such basic rights at home, and migration to Europe will keep increasing.

Firstorderwizard:
Back in the days, not attending church for just 1 sunday in a month makes one feel so guilty and incomplete but nowadays, one can stay months without attending church or any church program.
It is even getting more worst as one gets more learned and exposed.
Can I maintain my relationship with God without attending church on Sundays?
Could this affect my faith?if yes, how can I rekindle my zeal for attending church on Sundays?

join a service unit in your church, like me now I teach kids and if I don't go, I'll be having this feeling that nobody will set up the TV for them or teach them.... I'm d only male in dat department.... So join a service unit...

Antoeni:
She Has Never Been a Christian , Are Cele Christians?

cele are Christians most pentecostal churches today emerged from celestial church of christ... D issue they have today is unification....

ManirBK:
The suspect has no name and no face. Why

he is a suspect, that's why he has no face yet.... I think d police has stopped public interrogation before trial

Klass99:
E be like say you never jam Abuja bolt & uber drivers. Dem no dey on AC ooo and they are not apologetic about it . This was one of the things I missed about Lagos bolt & uber drivers when I was in Abuja for a period of time for work.

The Lagos operators are more buisness minded and understand the importance of standing out because of competition. The Abuja operators don't have the same mindset they always picked me up without the AC on and used fuel as the reason for not turning on the AC.

I'm not one to make a fuss about AC so long as your car is not dirty or smelly and you get me to my destination in one piece. For the eight months I was in Abuja only one bolt driver ever came to pick me up with the AC on and left it on until we reached my destination.

I was so impressed with him I paid him extra at end of the trip and told him he was the first bolt driver to ever pick me up with his AC on. He laughed and said for as long as your car is on the road it must chop fuel. I might as well turn on my AC to enjoy the car and my ride as the fuel goes. I liked the guy's mindset and attitude sha.

it's because Abuja bolt is different from Lagos bolt, if u see anyone doin bolt in Abuja dat person isn't making much profit, unlike lagos bolt drivers, in lagos, you can do two trips in a day and go home.... 5k trip in Abuja is 16k trip in lagos same distance...even without traffic... Then another issue is that the highest trip you can get in Abuja is airport trip which was 10k before, I don't know the price now.....so abeg pity Abuja bolt drivers most of them are struggling.... D ones making profit are d ones driving in the Night which is very risky

Offpoint1:
I used Uber almost daily, either for trip or delivery. I've never experienced none of the above.

The only conversation I have with an Uber driver is their first confirmation calls and confirmation pick up questions "Are you Mr Offpoint?" "Cash or cashless" and no further conversation after that.

I always sat behind the driver's seat and I made zero eyes contact till I dropped.


Things that has become habitual to me:

1. I always rate my drivers/riders 5 stars.

2. If for whatever reasons I delayed them more than 5 minutes, I always tip them extra plus tons of apologies.

3. I tip them extra cash when there's traffic and the trip took longer than estimated.

4. I tip them if I'm going to locations I'm not familiar with and we had a little hassle locating my destination.

5. If I know the price shown on the app is lower than what it's expected of the distance, I will pay them extra.

6. If I have luggage I always inform them ahead.

If you get to my pick up point and there's unforseen circumstances I decided to cancel the trip, I'll compensate them with 30-50% of the trip cost
I'm not interested in whatever vehicle they are driving, whether with AC or not, as long as it can get to my destination.

I respect genuine hustlers and I treat them with topmost respect.

When I read bad stories about drivers, I have the feelings that 98% of the escalation is always from the passengers and not Uber drivers/riders.
Most of our Nigerian people tend to have this bossy altitude once they're paying you for something.

you've said it all bro, your last point is d most important, people don't respect hustlers, that he is driving you doesn't make the driver inferior to you or you superior to him....

I don't know why you want to sell Jackson.... D dude good

When I was driving bolt, women and girls no 2 dey annoy me...

But u see some guys behaving like ladies...... Although throughout my 2yrs of driving my AC worked.... But no be everytime person go dey on AC now.... The first thing some people go ask na bro abeg on AC, some will even ask you why don't you have their favourite songs on your playlists....
D advantage of driving uber to me is that u get to meet so many people with different behaviours.. Good and bad... Na uber carry me enter presidential villa twice, I never even knew d villa was there and I dey pass dat side almost every day

RKTexpert:
Day 14

garlic / chilli pepper paste mixed with water n filtered thru a sieve to create a spray mix to start out my weekly pest regimen..hand-plucked some weeds out today

u didn't space it properly, next time plant vegetables instead....

aribisala0:
What is an option in law?
Don't just go go around throwing stuff around.
If you have not actually read the contract all you are saying is hearsay

I suggest you familiarize yourself with the Bosman Ruling

Napoli are lucky that Osimhem did not seek a unilateral dissolution of the contract in court after the public humiliation that their manager meted out to him

There is clearly a breakdown in relationship and that option has no realistic prospect of realization

which manager? Conte had no issues with osimhen, osimhen already had problems with the club before they even hired conte

tunapawizzy:
What is the value of all the goals he has scored and all the trophies he has won for them.

don't be sentimental bro, he was getting paid for his services.... With a year left on eden hazard's contract Chelsea sold him to Madrid for 130 million pounds.... Osimhen is worth more than 70 million euros

CodeTemplarr:
did they use him? YES
Did he deliver? YES
Do they still need him badly? NO

$10m loss in transfer fee isnt that bad.

oga it's bad, arsenal jst bought madueke for 52 million pounds, madueke a forward that averages 10 goals per season across all competition.... 10 goals... Now u want napoli to sell osimhen for 70 million... Haba, if haaland decides that he wants to join Madrid 2mrw and hands out a transfer request, u think Manchester City will sell cheaply?

Reference:
Haba, you go consider depreciation nau. Abi na Nigeria economy wey you go buy moto 10 million, use am for five years com sell am for 20 million...

dollars no dey depreciate like naira oga and has osimhen depreciated in what he has to offer?

They bought him for 80 million, it's not a good deal if they sell for 70m....100m will be a good transfer

Fubara wasn't removed but suspended... Tinubu has the right to declare a state of emergency on a state.... Rivers an oil producing state cannot be allowed to go into crises, it will destroy our already fragile economy....

lalasticlala:
My wife and I welcomed our twin babies this week. To God be the glory.

We wanted to have our last child, the 3rd but we didn't know that God had another plan for us. We were surprised when the scan showed that we were expecting twins.

Thank God for safe delivery!

As you celebrate with us, may God grant you your heart desires.

#PapaEjima
#BabaIbeji

omo.... Big congrats oga mi, your kids are very cute omo... I want twins as well

Arresting d wrong people... Na agberos una suppose arrest

Who will buy them, u should have sold to dangote long ago