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8. That handle-less pot that is “older than you”:

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You mother had the pot before she had you. Show it respect.

all our pots are older than me

FOLLEY20:
It's because what they share in common is lust from Satan & not love from God.

FIXED

eminikansoso:
and I hear that Satan be woman

nope, satans scared of them too

2BB4CB3E:
Am guessing that you wrote this inside church!!!

what makes u think im a Christain?

I dnt like saying raw stuff buh amma try. Tberes hw i find out if she enjoyed it. Pull out ur D.CK wen she seems to be on gear 4. If she keeps rolling nd moving her hip with her eyes closed like som1 under anointing, then ur Doing gud.

I still dont understand how ones girlfrnd can watcb people beat her man to death. After God, the next thing i fear is a Woman.

dollyjoy:
Can't find mine.

lol, does it look like a star?

Lol, his virgins wld massage him na. Thats all he can achieve

imohrol:
a friend of mind complained of his gf who is in distance state and not complaining of the feeling 2mths plus, but himself is seriously down feeling like. his' suspecting her. how long can a gal stay without s.x.

it baffles me 2 knw that guys end up loving girls they wldnt marry to the point of being bothered if she cheats or not. Personally, i feel all girls might not cheat, but are capable of cheating. I always bear the later at heart.

What if it wasnt an accident, but an indirect msg.

Oga in blue just walked past Biafra.

A slice of house

Olympus has collapsed

2BB4CB3E:
kenya kenya
always in the news for the wrong reasons

for ur mind u dn watch episode 9 oh.

Ive still not understood this guys concept

Nd dat might be an oil producing Zone.

IOStanley:
Ok

a road for dangote trucks to kill people

Chosen1984:
Truly Man is Dust!
BUT DANGOTE AGAINNN!!!
ANY BLOOD SUCKING INDIVIDUAL , GROUP OR COMPANY LURKING FOR BLOOD OF INNOCENT PEOPLE

ive noticed dangote trucks are responsbile for 85 percent of the fatal road accidents. Peace mass transit too was a dangote truck. Senate no go call am now oh

Sweetlemon:
I expect to see my brothers dancing here. The idiots hailing these terrorists have even managed to console themselves that "as long as they are not killing people then they are fighting a good cause" I mean How will YOU eat when they finally achieve their aim of crippling the country? Do you now see how irredeemably Godforsakenly dumb you are? The only followers they can gain are people who never like Buhari and who wish him evil just because he won their hero/brother.
For crying out loud even the king of ogoni land admited GEJ failed them. The Fulani herder is the very one implementing something that was ready for approval since forever, The same man who made sure that he didn't sign the 2016 budget until the Lagos-Calabar rail project was included, something our so-called reps and senators didn't give a hoot about! Are these not things that benefit the common ND man and Nigeria at large? What do you want to do with govt appointments? Are you lobbying for posts for yourself or your family member? What else do you bloody baboonistic species want? Buhari's head?? The so-called brother who was at the helm of affairs for over 5 solid years did absolutely nothing. What did he do for the area apart from making a few militants and elites billionaires who didn't even see fit to donate a tap to their communities?? Yet some irredeemable foolish imbecilic dumb battalion ingrediential buffoonish nincompoops are still here allowing the devil use them to cause mass sufferings. "Not killing people" my round asss!
The way I'm seeing my people hailing terrorists I'm even beginning to think that we are much wicked and violent than the North because I don't remember Northerners coming out en masse to support BH or the herdsmen killings the way my people are all over the place cheering these guys on as if they themselves are not suffering. I mean what kind of hate will make you choose to die of hunger than allow someone who is not your brother feed you? Even the devil must be shuddering in hell right now! The comments whenever there's news of bombings and likes on such comments make me throw up. Like seriously are we cursed I'm seriously ashamed of telling people I'm from South South now. I'm really not very proud of telling people I'm from this region at the moment. Just too embarrassing!

my dear.. In the last thread, i saw nigeria loosing 10billion daily. Thats from the few pipelines the NDA blew up. Now i was wondering.. So this country evn makes up to 10billion naira per day on crude? and we are hungry? No road, no light no infrastructure. So where does the money go? Which sector in nigeria have you seen them invest 10billion naira in? Tell me one.
Now wait a minute.. Im sure you can name some pockets of the north that have more than that in them. The crude account is directly linked to their pocket.

emekakelvin:
which person picture them inscribe for the currency? If that man is still alive, I think federal government work is half done. Just locate the man, question him and get every fact you need to know on how to crush this/these militant (s)

my dear, that man is long gone.. That is Isaac Boro. Its just like saying they shld go and arrest ojukwu

TsaTrinity:
my broda, its not a nice welcome development. What PMB should do is call Jonathan and their leaders to discuss the way forward

are u mad?

hungryboy:
See as beard come make Timaya resemble Mad man.
I no blame am sha,
Na Rick Ross cause all this nonsense.

wld take ur fathers pension to groom that beard

Bliv it or not, mark of the beast is the only mark u make with ur right hand nd forehead. Its the cross. Cross christainity will kill us all. Watch nd see

So he cant eat moin moin without drcorating the place with a rolex, pen, etc beside it? This life sef... E still get people weh dey drink one bottle of drink weh cost pass all him watches and nobody dey even see am.

Haute:
And they'll probably make you stay back after service.

And they wld give u a bottle of coke and a packet of digestive biscuit

SPG4U:
why dat guy in white trouser come stand like dat

nairalanders... I knw say one person must follow me see am. That dude is what I call an ALLIKA

Firefire:
Only in my country Nigeria.


APC why

this guy u funny oh the ganja u dey smoke carry camphor?

This is bad. Well, theres car tyre marks near the body meaning he wasnt killed there but dumped there. No extra blood stains of the floor etc. I pray his killers are caught

Adams adams be careful. That Ibo man beside ur wife dosent care if ur APC. He will take your wife! Shebi u see his eyes?

“Items recovered from the enclave include two AK 47 rifles, five AK 47 magazines, 152 rounds of 7.62 live ammunition and different items suspected to be stolen....... NAIJA NA WAH. THE AK47 THERE NO PASS 10?

Hi guys, im currently in PH and my psVita screen is broken... any idea of how much it would cost for the screen replacement and where it can be fixed?

Bruno3000:
Having fun alone?!!!
Is she possessed?!!!
Wtf?!!!

shes not alone dumbass! No be person snap the picture?