I'm in ugbowo, Benin... How can I get it b4 d 17th of dis month?

Lol...this one got me cracking the way the girl I heard it from used it... "Provisions store better pass

kiosk .

dennisbee:
There is a rule in the hostels tht students shldnt bath outside. So the female student obviously saw the porter and ran because she was committing an offence. The porter only ran after her cos he needed to catch her red-handed. So taking this into consideration, the female student has no ground for complaint or else she will be giving herself in for a corporate punishment by uniben security for flouting school rules.
In female hostels there are male porters who are accompanied by their female counterparts when going on their normal routine checks. Female porters alone cannot discipline those unruly female students.

And that is supposedly a good enough reason why he slapped her?
If his sisters were treated that way would he accept that?. . He entered the hostel before 8A.m without any female porter which is not supposed to be. The rule is no bathing outside after 8a.m. The issue at hand is what was a male porter(in his 20's) doing in a female histel that early. Routine checks is supposed to be donr by the female porters. To add insult to injury he broke her bucket, slapped her and told her to go rounf rooms apologising ( for what). This traumatic experience has affected this girl in many ways. School security that should have handled the issue and address both parties just made the poor girl feel like a criminal.

Wow. Thanks for this informative reminder @ op. I'll try to stop the habit, although taking cold soft drinks is usually a massive temptation esp in hot afternoons. I'll try d water suggestion.

amosamali:



I said it,U must b in Ikorodu!

* tongue out* I am not

Weaves or braids. Its still very long. Same trademark.

technophile:
***hmmmn just thinking aloud*** If a man like this could marry 58 Igbos wives without using charms, Then I would marry nothing less than 10,000 women without toasting, but if I should start toasting, I would have nothing less than 500,000.

Oya South South, here I come!

His wives are not just igbo. More than ten are from other tribes. The man is very popular in our LGA. He makes his money through politicians that he prepares charms for, grapevine has it that he does not send his children to higher institutions but builds houses for them and takes care of them. Spinsters dey fear the man village big time cos of touch and follow .

Neldrizzy:
Uniben main gate and Auditorium for sale.... Interested person should contact me ..... #since everybody is selling, let me sell mine also!!!

how much you wan sell am?

Frankie09y4:
Ok.Pls how do I know if I have been logged out?

Log in to ur kofa page with ur student id and password

This might just be publicity stunt.
The third picture looks like its from a movie they acted.
She 's prolly doing this to tell her ex she has moved on.
the rate at which everything is fake this days sef dey fear person.

Frankie09y4:
ok.pls can you tell me exactly how many days urs took and how will I know if I have been logged out

My clearance date was wednesday 14th. I had to be logged out to upload 2nd sitting. I corrected it that day. The next day 14th another problem, the white lady(faculty of art students go sabi wetin I dey yarn) para but sha later logged me out 3hours later. I corrected it that and printed my clearance slip. the next Friday 16th I started clearance afresh and was told to come get my eligibility slip on Monday19th.

Frankie09y4:
pls those that they had to log out,how long did it take for you to be logged out?

Not too long sha. it depends on ur clearance officers. I was logged out twice on diff occassions. I saw some that have been logged out more than that.

TraciTray:
I heard permanent hostel allocation is now available. Plz how true is that? @those already in school

Yes...if you re 2ru wit clearance

Fortunate017:
Nel Nel

Na party u come School do?

3coins:
juliedora79,where are you?

Main
Auditorium

thatniqqress:

 
Yes o. Ma officer is just somehow
 
 

ehyea pele my dear. It is well. I'm supposed to clear tomorrow but theres a mistake I want to correct. I was told to go to auditorium so they'll log me out but security did not let me in. what do I DO?

3coins:

drop my pin?? when you wan do me bad thing,I will pass

If yu like drop if u lyk no drop, me go still catch yu.

btw...wen re u clearing?. which hall u dey?

I Don land oo... Finally through with online clearance yesterday. Physical is tomorrow. Thank you all for ur help, suggestions and pranks at one time or the other.
Neldrizzy,
chue
kelvindim,
uju18 ( when u go enter Benin)
mesoade ( tnx 4 Being our informant)
orluuchi
odizeey
mcpete
3coins( u go hear am for my hand, where u.dey? )
Icecalm.
thatniqqress( are yu clearing today)

adex097.


Drop ur pin or digits, so I can see u guys.

TraciTray:
no oo... Juliedora Im an isd student mine is on the 16th

kk thanks...when did u do ur online clearance?. drop ur pin or number pls.

RichieBrown:
Lol!!! when r u coming,when is ur clearance date and what course??

MAybe dis saturday 10th....ve not done online clearance....intl studies n diplomacy.... my frnd said hers is on d 12th. is it gonna be same date for same courses. like all isd students re gonna be cleared on monday jan 12?

uju18:
uju18 no dey hostel oh,she's just observing everytin lol

hehehe, u sef don follow us join association of observers?

RichieBrown:
going to school tomorrow, mine is on 8th....
I tire for myself, I get foodstuffs, no stove.. CHUE if u laff me u go blow
#teamMassComm

*clears throat, in Igbotic voice* nwa nna carry food stuffs biko, okenye like you should not joke with matters of the stomach. ngwanu carry go. Hope u'll feed us too oh

Neldrizzy:
Juliedora79, benromeo39, richiebrown, what's happening naa, how is the clearance going?

Hehehe bros me neva enta Benin but I will stay at Bdpa when I get there. I've not gotten my LGA cert not even done wit online clearance. Can sum1 pls upload what the guarantors letter looks like. Uju18 how hostel be na?

When is ur clearance date, plus when do yu plan to leave Lasgidi ?

When is ur clearance date, plus when do yu plan to leave Lasgidi

chue:
lol...watsup wit yu?did yu check bck again

I'll get it on Monday...Expect me in Benin Tuesday

chue:
wat of plane

hehehe....my level iyaf not reach that one.

Madumere17:
hahaha..d wata transport s always wah i luk 4ward 2 d mst..at ajah atm

Iffa hear. Mumsy has a huge fear of water and she just transferred it right out to her Ada. I cant sit in a boat, ferry or anything without getting sick. Its a phobia I still need to deal with sha.

3coins:

i didnt go through this to get mine. . .i just swore in court. . .same way big bro did his

Lucky you!