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Politics / Re: Chief Justice Of Nigeria, Tanko Muhammad Looking Fresh, Younger In New Picture by Juliusmalema2: 10:37pm On Nov 01, 2021
Kadiri69442:
Read below it
Pls try get small sense and try stop spamming every thread. Mtcheeew
Romance / Re: Pls Help!!! My Girlfriend Is Putting Pressure On Me by Juliusmalema2: 1:33pm On Nov 01, 2021
SmellySperm:
As in, what do you want us to do for u now?
We should borrow you diick to use? undecided
I wonder o.
Politics / Re: Few Pics From Imo State by Juliusmalema2: 9:34pm On Oct 31, 2021
discusant:


Orlu zone problem don begin to pain you?
Becos you want to return home to your village in Orlu zone from Owerri for Xmas?

You have been pasting here all about Owerri. It never occurred to you people that it’s fraudulent to have an Imo state where only Owerri is it for modern development by the state government.
This thing is still here ranting the same rubbish he is known for. Shame on u.

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Career / Re: Painters In Awka, Anambra State! This Painter's Summit Is For You! by Juliusmalema2: 4:31pm On Oct 20, 2021
Juliusmalema, Mysteryshopper, Melezanawi make sure u attend this one.
Food / Re: Should I Go Ahead And Eat This Pawpaw Bitten By Rat? by Juliusmalema2: 3:49pm On Oct 18, 2021
Go ahead and chop it.
Education / Re: Why Beating On The Buttocks And Back Is Sexually Stimulating And Must Be Avoided by Juliusmalema2: 7:17pm On Oct 15, 2021
I doubt that of beating on the buttocks for guys. I have never had erection while been flogged on my buttocks, the pain alone no be here.

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Travel / Re: Please Can Someone Give Me Guides On Getting A Dubai Visa by Juliusmalema2: 9:10pm On Oct 06, 2021
It is simple. Just declare that u are 35 years or above. If them want document like birth cert to back am up u and I know say that one na easy something for naija.
Romance / Re: NIPOST Retiree Dies In Sex Romp With Two Teenagers In Akwa Ibom by Juliusmalema2: 9:05pm On Oct 06, 2021
Obaxxx:
lipsrsealed
At least he didn't die for nothing lipsrsealed

The greatest achievement the mad man could make with his life was to lash an already drilled bore hole pit to his last day on earth lipsrsealed

I rather waste my rip on my dog wey motor jam die some years ago than to waste am for here undecided

Mad man undecided
No too talk, e fit happen to anybody. U sef fit one day die on top of toto.

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Health / Re: She Throws Up After Sex by Juliusmalema2: 9:01pm On Oct 06, 2021
daviesmania:
Good evening people!
There's this babe I've been seeing in the last eight months. She's so pretty, romantic and above all she's so silly satisfying on bed. But the only problem is that she throws up immediately after sex and this is pretty annoying. We've tried every strategy to stop it but is not working.
We're thinking of visiting the hospital but I believe I can also get some help here.
The unfortunate thing is that if this doesn't stop, then I might have to walk. Please help us if u can.... But my real question here is, Is this like an illness?
@ the bolded, how is not fuccking ur girlfriend unfortunate to us? Abi shey na our prik de enjoy the fucck wey u de fucck?

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Romance / Re: What Was The Longest Call You Ever Made? by Juliusmalema2: 8:59pm On Oct 06, 2021
Godada:
A WhatsApp call though. About 4hours plus.
Them say normal call and u de talk of WhatsApp call.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: If U Hv The Opportunity To Live In PH, Lag And Abj Which Will U Go For by Juliusmalema2: 8:35pm On Oct 06, 2021
Felimax:
Did 6 years in Lagos and it was almost as if i was going mad, you could easily tell i was getting sick everyday.
Happily moved and went back to PH and i told them with even a higher package i don't want to work in Lagos again.
At Lagos i thought i have seen it all but when i got to PH i discovered i am still a learner.
Never been to Abuja before and not praying to go.
What's this one saying?

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Romance / Re: Can I Get A Generous Help From Anybody? by Juliusmalema2: 5:38pm On Oct 05, 2021
SuS124:


Sir. My account number tells it all. I dont want to put myself out like this. The trauma will be in my head all day. Try to understand that I'm a woman.

If the help is not coming for me I will accept my faith. I open a new account because I want to stay Anonymous. Nairaland threads dont ever delete.
I don't want to have it in my head that I begged online. This is the first time I'm doing this. Safe me from shame please. cry
Try to understand too. Even if u are real, don't u think scammers may begin to use same format? That they just opened a new account? Are u among those that have been mocking others cos they are poor? I still do not understand. I am ever willing to help but I need to be sure that I am helping someone that truly needs help.
Romance / Re: Can I Get A Generous Help From Anybody? by Juliusmalema2: 5:30pm On Oct 05, 2021
As the person above said, use ur real account, after all nobody knows u here. Ur real account would at least ensure that we are not falling for scam.

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Romance / Re: Can I Get A Generous Help From Anybody? by Juliusmalema2: 5:15pm On Oct 05, 2021
SuS124:
Please someone should come through for me
How real are u?
Romance / Re: Can I Get A Generous Help From Anybody? by Juliusmalema2: 5:11pm On Oct 05, 2021
How genuine are u?

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Politics / Re: Someone Just Got Killed By UGM In My Front At Nnewi Now by Juliusmalema2: 7:37pm On Oct 03, 2021
Nsukkacursed:
Nsukka is my town, but Enugu state is a cursed backward useless worthless shithole state, that's why millions of Enugu people particularly Nsukka are running to Anambra for greener pasture.

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Unintelligent fool, same statement everywhere. At least a sensible person would even disguise since u are fooling ursef with numerous monikers.
Politics / Re: Someone Just Got Killed By UGM In My Front At Nnewi Now by Juliusmalema2: 7:35pm On Oct 03, 2021
Nsukkacursed:
I am from the cursed backward useless worthless shithole Enugu state, precisely Nsukka. The truth is that Enugu state is now worse than Sambisa forest. Ugwuanyi is on the run now because fulani terrorists and IPOB terrorists have taken over Enugu TOWNSHIP. Enugu is a cursed backward shithole state cheesy

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The animal with another moniker. Cursed Juliusmalema. I curse the day u were born.
Politics / Re: Few Pics From Imo State by Juliusmalema2: 6:07pm On Sep 30, 2021
collagiatepaper:
You are the animal here, brace up, we shall make this thread bubble. Anu mpama

[s][/s]
The animal knows itself. I didn't call anyone's name, but the animal identified itself. So much love this!
Politics / Re: Few Pics From Imo State by Juliusmalema2: 7:28am On Sep 30, 2021
Grgton:
don't worry! Medical team will arrive soon!! To run a proper check on you!! Since you are proven stubborn!! Get well soon adult kid
U really have time to be responding to that animal.
Nairaland / General / Re: List Some Professions You Know With The Highest Number Of Liars by Juliusmalema2: 11:37pm On Sep 27, 2021
What about Lawyers?
Politics / Re: Is This Picture A True Representation Of Nigeria? by Juliusmalema2: 12:37pm On Sep 25, 2021
DrSamOnowu87:
Chief of Buhari media cow(bmc) if u like accept it,if u like don't accept it Nigeria is even worse,more cracked than d wall and will soon fall yakata.
The op's brain is more sound than that of u that was begotten with cow semen/sperm.
If u are yet to understand d evil, backwardness, unfortunate,calamitous situation that has befallen d cowntri as a result of dis useless & lifeless vegetable awkward,clueless administration then u've cow brain,u are nama,aturu & ewu/mkpi awusa combined.
I can see that ur brain separated from its cerebral column 2 years ago, no wonder u talk like a brainless forgot. This I have seen.
Politics / Re: Is This Picture A True Representation Of Nigeria? by Juliusmalema2: 12:13pm On Sep 25, 2021
That picture is a true representation of the Op's brain in relation to the skull. The brain is trying to drift apart from Op's cerebral column, but the doctor says no that the brain must be tied to remain with the skull.

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Romance / Re: She Won't Date Me Until I Tell Her My Body Count! by Juliusmalema2: 10:36pm On Sep 24, 2021
wizelink:
The definition of this body count is that clear. For example, how can definition of body count apply to a guy who had slept with one lady for over 15 times. It's still one body but penetration is over 15.
Penetration count is different from body count.
Celebrities / Re: Segun Arinze Celebrates His 56th Birthday Today (Photos) by Juliusmalema2: 10:21pm On Sep 24, 2021
saphiere:
SMH
Why u de shake ya head? Like say u sabi him real age, like say baba use football age.

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Travel / Re: Trailer Carrying Diesel Sinks In Owerri As A Newly Constructed Road Collapses by Juliusmalema2: 7:46pm On Sep 23, 2021
Algold:


How is this contractor fault?

It is more like tumor ( mini earthquake)
Shey na me talk say na contractor fault?
Travel / Re: Trailer Carrying Diesel Sinks In Owerri As A Newly Constructed Road Collapses by Juliusmalema2: 7:42pm On Sep 23, 2021
ufotty2001:
please can you Japan with me
Please can I Japan with u? Fixed.
Travel / Re: Trailer Carrying Diesel Sinks In Owerri As A Newly Constructed Road Collapses by Juliusmalema2: 8:36pm On Sep 22, 2021
Mischievous op, it didn't happen in Owerri but Onitsha Owerri Road.

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Pets / Re: What Is This Type Of Disease That Want To Kill My Poultry Bird Please?(picture) by Juliusmalema2: 7:52pm On Sep 22, 2021
Take ur hen to the hospital.

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