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Webmasters › Re: How To Add Payment Functionality To Web App, Like That Found On Naira Bet by Jumbledwords: 7:47pm On Apr 05, 2016

Unless you're very sure of building a highly secure payment portal, you're better off using some sort of third party integration like interswitch.

Programming › Re: Please Does Any One Know Aw To Create A School Portal With Word Press Or Joomla by Jumbledwords: 7:39pm On Apr 05, 2016

School portal? Can you be a little more descriptive?

Programming › Re: HTML Is Not A Programming Language? YES Or NO by Jumbledwords: 7:36pm On Apr 05, 2016

abdulhadi101:
Yea..HTML and XML na mark up languages, just like JavaScript and VBScript are Scripting languages

Javascript is a programming language. These days you can even handle back end stuff with NodeJS.

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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Jumbledwords: 9:51am On Apr 02, 2016

66Kazna99:
You no serious, oya go & read your tezz book! mstcheww playing chess everytime (packs up chessboard)

LOL this guy...

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Jumbledwords: 2:45pm On Apr 01, 2016

It's on! Like p-p-p-popcorn! Lmao

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Jumbledwords: 8:04pm On Mar 31, 2016

Shots fired lol

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Jumbledwords: 6:14pm On Mar 23, 2016

Entropy abounds lol

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Jumbledwords: 6:34pm On Mar 20, 2016

66Kazna99:
I challenge you to an official battle! No more BS!

You and Dj5naira, since when? Thought you guys were cool

Food › Re: 17 Foods From Your Nigerian Childhood You’ll Probably Never See Again by Jumbledwords: 10:33pm On Feb 19, 2016

Nostalgic!

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Jumbledwords: 7:12pm On Feb 12, 2016

Kazna69 is this karma? I remember you were taking random shots at people at some point LOL now you've met someone that fully has your time.

What exactly is the bone of contention here? He said your rhymes were wack, that's what he thinks, it doesn't make it true. Did the statement affect your self esteem so much that you had to respond multiple times?

And PaulThor your "criticism" hasn't been done tastefully at all and is getting really petty. If you feel pressed to air your views, one time is enough and you don't have to be uncouth about it. What have you achieved with all the back and forth?

You guys should LET IT GO

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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Jumbledwords: 9:24pm On Feb 10, 2016

Lmao PaulThor seriously you need to dial it down a notch.

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Jumbledwords: 9:15pm On Feb 10, 2016

Kazna69:
Kinda like a back & forth thing... Like how 'kiss & styles P or Em & R5'9 or Jay & Ye did otis or Game & Nipsey. Just a thought.

Oh? You actually might be better off with someone who's more interested in this section than I am

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Jumbledwords: 7:36pm On Feb 09, 2016

Kazna69:
I'll diss you on this thread o? Nah jus playing. Dude I was thinking we should like a tandem thread but ehn

I don't get

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Jumbledwords: 7:45pm On Feb 08, 2016

Kazna69:
You scared bruh? gimme my chessboard! (picks up dropped rook)

LOL

Politics › Re: Amaechi,Ben Bruce In Dirty Twitter War by Jumbledwords: 4:54pm On Feb 07, 2016

CharlesPhc:
If @benmurraybruce respected @ChibuikeAmaechi enough not to mention his name at first comment, @ChibuikeAmaechi jumping into the matter was simply an admittance of what was alledged otherwise ignoring would have been best.

I don't support either of them but Amaechi's response was definitely not an admittance. If it was alleged that he did spend 80m on a party, it wa pretty obvious that it was targeted at him...You could also say he was responding to Ben Bruce's enforcement of the allegation.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: AFC Bournemouth Vs Arsenal (0 - 2) On 7th February 2016 by Jumbledwords: 12:50pm On Feb 07, 2016

C.O.Y.G!

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Jumbledwords: 12:11pm On Feb 07, 2016

Hydrogen9R:
Know Dime Will Establish You Just Jealous My Time

1.Kazna69
2.dj5naria
3.WARRIBLOOD
4.ELYMAXiimus
5.YungGunz
6.Jumbledwords
7.JigsawKillah
8.Marilynsteven
9.ThunderStorm

My to-do list order 9R's

Err...just a little heads up, if this is you "calling me out", I see battle rap as a vile waste of time and different kinds of energy and have no interest in participating whatsoever.

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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Jumbledwords: 12:00pm On Feb 07, 2016

dj5naira:
Names of noisemakers?

LOL

Nairaland General › Re: Cow Shedding Tears After Seeing Knifes They Would Use To Kill Him (photos) by Jumbledwords: 1:44pm On Feb 04, 2016

blackjack21:
I have piety for animals. u wouldn't slaughter or watch them slaughtered but I eat the meat fine.
once my dad asked me to slaughter a hen, that was the first request I refused him. consequently I was refused the meat.

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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Jumbledwords: 11:49am On Feb 04, 2016

You're passing a diluted message when you claim to be king/
It's 2016 Bruh, quit the 2 cans and a string/
Talking about how you " wreck people with guns whilst smoking spliffs"//
And how your intelligence got you playing sudoku with hieroglyphs//
If glorifying violence makes you feel like "the man"/
Then you've got some fundamental inadequacies that you don't understand/
Some of your "role models" be talking about their pen state when locked up in the state penn//
No thanks, I'd much rather write my rhymes from a play pen//
Society controls your style but you think you're the pilot/
Why act like a veteran if you're still a zygote?/
Deluded to think you're soaring over mountains and sky scrapers//
And how you're everyone's nemesis from lex Luthor to darth vader//
Don't be a victim of low self esteem,/
Till you turn into the anti-MLK and you don't have a dream/
Forget polished appearances, to hell with motion pictures//
Strive to be real like your reflection with no apparent features//

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Events › Re: When The Bridegroom Wants To Show Himself On His Wedding Day (photo) by Jumbledwords: 11:04pm On Feb 02, 2016

Wait, is it me or does the dress the guy's wearing have a Cape?

Food › Re: The Chicken Burger I Bought At Onitsha Restaurant (Pictures) by Jumbledwords: 11:01am On Feb 01, 2016

himkers:
This Is What I Call Fraud And Corruption (picture Proof)

I went to a restaurant in Onitsha to get myself a burger, I got and paid for chicken burger. I got home opened the burger to enjoy myself, what I saw in it was too painful for me. I saw fried egg inside instead of minced chicken.

Didn't know if I should start crying or laughing.

What finally became of the burger? Did you wash it down or toss it out? grin

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Jumbledwords: 9:18pm On Jan 30, 2016

Kazna69:
Meh casually in high school. Not a boss at memorizing the square moves cos overload, I just know how the pieces move & pick whichever I feel like. But you the man tho right?

That's largely dependent on who I'm playing against LOL

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Jumbledwords: 8:38pm On Jan 30, 2016

Kazna69:
Chess... check... Hmm... Is you jacking mah chess board brah? Oi, give it 'ere!

LOL, you play?

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Jumbledwords: 7:06pm On Jan 30, 2016

Why settle for a draw when I can checkmate?/
There's more important things in life than that cheque, mate/
Thought I'd learn from the best so I got a template//
Rubbing my palms together, oh man I can't wait//
So I start with e4 because it's very common/
Then I get the sicilian and with all the courage I could summon,/
I, play the najdorf because honestly, //
I don't have time to come up with a novelty//
Predictable next couple of moves, starting to get boring/
The presence of the arbiter is what's keeping me from snoring/
There's that gnawing dissatisfaction, I could win but what's the point?//
Getting trapped in the stereotypical is bound to disappoint//
Scared to venture into the deep cos there's no telling/
People be putting up defenses just like the Berlin/
You sell yourself short even though you're skilled//
Then you keep wondering why you are not fulfilled//

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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Jumbledwords: 5:40pm On Jan 24, 2016

Guys, guys...play nice

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Jumbledwords: 7:30pm On Jan 17, 2016

Kazna69:
Just what I thought, pusseh!

LOL, real mature

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Jumbledwords: 6:59pm On Jan 17, 2016

Kazna69:
Let's do this... Gawd that sounds awkwerd! I mean let's battle rap jezis kryst

On second thought, this actually isn't worth my time LOL

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Jumbledwords: 5:41pm On Jan 17, 2016

Kazna69:
you ARE nasty! Just so we're clear I'm straight. How does it work?

Bruh...It's not my fault you have a filthy mind.

Someone creates a thread, we drop our bars, people rate them, winner emerges, the end.

I don't battle rap at all but you're acting stressed bruh...throwing random jabs here a there so let me help you out LOL

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Jumbledwords: 5:24pm On Jan 17, 2016

Kazna69:
I take it you want to swallow said pent up energy huh? Eew, you nasty sumbich!

LOL, right...we could have a thread set up so we put this whole thing to rest

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Jumbledwords: 5:08pm On Jan 17, 2016

Kazna69:
What difference does it make? If I use quote, they say I'm quoting. If I just hit reply button posting on the thread they say I'm scared. People are the problem. This thread is primarily for flow or whatever. There's the 2 line Diss thread but nobody gets on there. I guess you knew I was talking to you.

LOL, if you want an actual battle, come correct. Looks like you have some pent up energy you're looking to release

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Jumbledwords: 1:53pm On Jan 17, 2016

Kazna69:
Cool story bro, but I gotta say that scooby doo school story blows /
Just so you know, let me tell you how the story goes/
I jumped on stage, snatched the mic from a whack MC talking shiit, literally I stole the show/
if you think you're on a roll, I'll bring that fire that burns brighter till your azz is smoke/
You don't know nothing about, walking around, reciting quotes/
Or giving up on distant dreams, losing sight & hope/
Head swivels on my neck, arms still attached to my shoulder/
thoughts in the cloud, high, I'm dope but I still stay sober/
My game style is built mainly on chess, but I will play poker/
Labelled the bad guy & a villain, I'm nicknamed Joker/
Seeking revenge, I will kill em all, this ain't over/

LOL, scared to mention me bro?

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