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Get out the mystery machine, it's a classic case of Whodunit/
All aboard! it's time to figure out who's the real culprit/
It sounded Elementary at first but this ain't no scandal in Bohemia//
Got us grasping at straws like we from the planet vegeteria//
Building up a profile to see who fits the criteria//
No blood on the scene, you'll think the victim had anaemia//
Oh it wasn't a homicide, actually was a kidnapping/
Took the mom and bolted though she had a kid, napping/
All hands on deck, we got shagy, velma and scooby doo//
And since we're on cartoons, let us throw in droopy too//
Switching it up a bit we decided to get Watson, Holmes was busy/
Good enough team assembled, okay, we thought this should be easy/
Even with sophisticated gadgets, the case had us looking like fools//
And yet they say homo erectus hunted with wooden tools?//
After bumming out for years, it started to
look like an exercise in futility/
Then we took a closer look and saw the culprit was society/

proffemi:
139 x 3 = 417

258 x 2 = 516


Trust me, this is the answer. I know, highly annoying, right?

Now, this...

agentofchange1:
here.

LOL, This is quite deep

timonski:
plz post some of the exercises following those examples.

@O.P, What he said...

People saying skipping classes are are sign of bad education need to chill. If he has no lab work that he's missing, turns in assignments and what not at the right time and understands whatever it is that is being taught in class, those lecturers need to lay off him.

Having perfect attendance is no guarantee for understanding and excellence.

They can bring up the topic again if he fails exams or is involved in malpractice.

Haven't put nothing on here in a while
It's been a while, hopefully it will be worth your while
Meanwhile, I've got some time to while
away,
Still not far away from this thread, you can see me from a mile away
But while I try to flow the same like erstwhile me,
I must evolve and scar the top like an apostrophe
Right now it's just a fraction of me like a synecdoche
If I don't transform it might be a catastrophe

LogansShadow:
Hi guyz.

There is this website and here is the link-- www.postscroll.com/threads/81/postscroll-multiplayer-chess-game . Looks like a nigerian website and it supports online chess multiplayer.

It also supports mobile but I think Pc experience might be ideal.

How about organizing like a quick friendly/ mini-tournament- just for fun. Anybody in?.

I'm tagging it just "friendly" coz I don't think one can really know if one's opponent is having an "external" helping hand.

So again,who is in?



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Great. Set it up

queenst:
I met him for the first time yesterday when he came to see her sister.

His sister is my friend and we stay in the same hostel.

He should be in year one.

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But he's too handsome and posses the qualities I like. He also likes me, but as a sister's friend.

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I'm I getting it wrong?

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That's what drive me insane whenever I see him.
he's well dressed everytime.
what so I do.

Are you a troll?

Yet another thread that for some obscure reason, makes front page and leaves you wondering what the hell is happening on this site.

Lol yeah, this question messes with your head. Don't complicate things by adding an imaginary man and trying to look at things from his perspective.

The answer is C. Daughter (aka crazy lady addressing herself in the third person)

saaedlee:
let me explain further; as this has been debated amongst my co-workers for a long time

*clears throat*

Answer = Brenda - If "It wasn't Brenda" is taken to be a false statement, it means she did do it so every other statement that says someone else did it is false too, that's 4 altogether, leaving the remaining 4 to be true.

Fun stuff.

Sigh...your medal is waiting for you in the mail

fearlesschicken:
We live in a male dominated society,it is expected that chess itself is part of such.
Ladies category different from male category in chess.
Why do we have a world chess champion and a world woman chapimon it doesn't make any sense!
Why?
Oh yeah males are more hard wired than women when it comes to chess. -said by a world famous Gm
A male beats a female its normal, a lady beats a male. He probably allowed her to win.

Why is it of interest to me? Lol that's shouldn't be a concern to you.

You check it up on google yourself and you would see many articles on it.

Lol calm down, nobody is stopping women from competing for the World Chess Champion title.

I've forgotten the year but I'm pretty sure Judit Polgar has taken part in a candidates tournament (She didn't qualify for the title match though).

There is no barrier whatsoever preventing women from playing against men as seen even in the just concluded Qatar Masters.

Men have just dominated the game over the years.

The woman World Chess Champion title could even be seen as compensation if you ask me, just the way the WGM title is easier to get relative to the GM title (less difficult criteria involved) and still, nobody will stop any woman from attempting to get the GM title if she so desires

Anybody interested in some online chess?

Pundad:
LMAO! Thanks bro. Tell your coursemate i'm sorry she got sent out of class. Or better still, can i get her contact so i can apologise myself?

Lol, nice try

@ Bars, quick question, how many mentions do you get in a day?

Too many cat fights on this thread lol

captainflash:
You are wa.ck my dear.

Lmao

kingpoison:
Yessire

Sha no come for future dey talk about 9mm and extended clips wey you never see before sha lol

kingpoison:
Lol!. . .see,I might decide to scheme up some alliterations before my end rhymes. .last time I checked,alliteration is a form of rhyming but I bet it'll fly over must judges head.
I could choose to make do with slant rhyming. .some judges would end up calling dem fall outs.
So "rhymes just go beyond rhyming"

Sound repetition is involved in both rhyming and the use of alliterations but I'm not exactly sure you can classify alliterations as rhymes

kingpoison:
Am tayad of gun bars and funny punchlines. . .
I came to NL to show my oda rap side

Proceed, Sir.

sosiqdude:
[color=#000000]who wonna spar with me[/color]

Cc: Paayne ?

I'm trying to flow slow so I don't stutter /
Intro slurred, body stretched, like a globetrotter/
Reach into my brain for some tight lines so stressing//
Switching characters so roles be reversing//
I'm doing two now, make it three like a tandem/
Trying to do the whole ensemble and I'm not even from harlem/
Should I try Gotham? Audition to be Robin's sidekick?//
Oh, there goes my intestines and my gut's not even spastic//
Say I'm taking over the city people be thinking that I'm insane/
Though my only gadget's a notepad I'm still calling out Bruce wayne/
Screaming go-go like the famous inspector, I reckon//
But it won't transform I'm bout to get whooped in a second//
So I beckon on the riddler for a piece of advice/
He replies, Who d'you think you are? One of them guys?/
So I'm trying hard to come up with a reply that will land//
Then I heard joker's on his way I better exit delusion land//

People are posting screen shots of their rhymes now? Lol stuff just got real

Lol...jokes

I think actuarial science might be able to make that list...of course this might be due to ignorance

Cutehector:
No course is hard or easy.. It just depends on one's determination for it.....

The aptitude of the person involved also plays a role but your statement is not necessarily true though

wEsOmE:
Hia.. Odikwa very risky.. So if ones fone loss .. His money to buy a new fone will also loss.. Odiegwu.!

The technology involved is most likely more cutting edge than that