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Wide array of clientele but still they took up my case/
Mirror mirror, do tell, they try to look for my face/
Ignored their subpoena once and I could hear them Chime//
Don't do the crime if you cannot do the time//
I laughed, comedy court, plaintiff with no defendant /
No warrant for my arrest, how can you say that I'm resistant?/
Shout out to backstabbers, where d'you hide the knife?//
If they could, they would rule 25 to life//
Have me locked up, leaving my record scarred/
But in my quest to rise above hate, no holds barred/
Waiting for my next move to see how I roll//
Wonder why they acting like P.Os when I'm not on parole//
Trying to give me some orders but I will not be restrained/
Overstep your jurisdiction and risk getting detained/
They begrudge me, try to judge me with the hope that we'll spar
Wielding so much power and they ain't even called to the bar

Zambux:
If u ask me na who i go ask??

You need to chill...that question was legit

donTbone:
Putting on a brown shoe on a black belt is violating the code of dressing.
AS IT IS BEST TO PUT on a socks that matches with the colour of your
trouser.
Else, you are not dressing proper no matter how expensive the cloths are.

This so called "code of dressing" is not set in stone though...

donTbone:
It will only not make sense if his BELT is not brown

Even without the belt being brown, it would probably work

RexKexMilann:
Light Brown Leather shoes With Dark Blue Suit? Does That Make Sense?

It probably works lol

kestolove95:
I don't excel in excel don't knw why

You did this just for the dual use of the word "excel" eh?

So flow for rank is/
A place where some people try to see who the best is/
Do we really focus on structure or just the lexis?/
If people could rewrite my rhymes they might try to correct this/
The practice, people trying to crack this,/
Rap game by loading 17 bars in their Arsenal call them Alexis/
But don't take this, rhymes seriously they could just be senseless/
Defending my offence you can color me tactless/
But still I kick it, even though it may not go far//
Maybe I could conquer , if I got off my sofa//
Soccer metaphors trying to raise my flow above par//
No going round in circles maybe I should change the subject, or the object/
Fitting square pegs in round holes, what's the prospect?/
Rap can be art think of yourself as a poet/
Or a story writer, either way, you should own it/
Yearly, trying to flow clearly//
But no 20/20 so it happens all the more rarely//

So I'm simply simplifying simplistic simplifications/
Little tongue twister out to leave your mouth with a blister//
Maybe my vowels are weak so I'd rather use alliterations/
An assonance might work, well, maybe I'm none the wiser//
I thought I was the dark Knight , getting lost in the moment/
But I kept fumbling around with a big L in my movement/
People throwing the gauntlet telling me that it's on//
Say I'm the MJ to their Hakeem Olajuwon//
1st draft, 1st pick, what can I say?/
Should I air on them to see if I can blow them away?/
Coming for me with a net or worse still a harpoon//
I see finding nemo is more than just a cartoon//
Cold brothers be burnt to see another man shine/
Thriller in Manilla but they still don't get the punch line/
Caveman battle mode they all coming at me with sticks//
So I brought out sixteen when I rooted two fifty six//

Why do you feel the need to post your result online? @ Akeelahtunez

Omotayor123:
Too long...

But that poo wouldn't work on me..

Right...

Trying to turn the noise down so you can listen up, people/
Words so jumbled they make anagrams look simple/
Battle rap? No, ain't got time for that//
Trying to get some space to make a continuum with that//
Going back to the future but taking the present along/
I've got a story to tell, not trying to write you a song/
I'm not sure what this is it's just some words in a pile//
Leaving it for the scrabblers so they can sort out each tile//
Putting them together in a bid to make clear/
But they still won't act right even if they were arranged by Shakespeare/
Are these my bars? Uhmm, can I plead plausible deniability?//
Before I get caught (court), I'll let my lawyer see the possibility//
Maybe I was sleeping when I wrote this, no kidding?/
My case is stretched really thin like an under sized knitting/
Trying to shoot for the stars, hope my arrow's not out of reach//
Friends...romans...Nope, this is not a speech.

Psychological manipulation of epic proportions.

Sometimes getting in the right frame of mind is a struggle so I stop it/
Trying to paint the perfect picture but it won't fit so I crop it/
Sometimes I'm on a roll and think that I'm in control//
Till I meet a ventriloquist that shows me how it should go//
Sometimes the back is the front, people don't know what they want/
Cutting corners to double their fortunes saying a mutiplier's a shunt/
Money's got people chasing shadows, some say they're living the dream//
Until reality jolts them and they wake up with a scream//
People politicking wanting to take centre stage/
Until the lights hit them and they blow up in a fit of rage/
Give everyone space to shine, act considerably//
Even if I tried, I still can't treat patients with my PhD//
So I hypothesise, trying to come up with assumptions/
But I go round in circles and end up begging the question/
Because it gets deeper as you go phase after phase//
I'm somewhere circling the milky way in search of a clear head space//

How is his height relevant?

You don't say...

Was this specifically targeted at Nigerian graduates?

bisolaadeniyi:
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All the info?

Rapmoney:
Na indomie generation u be!

Lol which generation na indomie generation? I fit old pass you like that sef lol

Are you being sarcastic or real? Your answer will influence my response.

uboma:
You are this easy going type of person, always minding your business and doing your job with a passion. But your line supervisor never finds anything good in you. When your Ogas at the top communicates with you directly, he feels bad that he wasn't carried along. Your supervisor is SLIGHTLY above you in grade but you both have the same allowances. Sometimes it can be frustrating working in such an environment. But one has to work. In such scenario, what do you do? How do you really handle him?

With that bolded part, can you blame him?
Whenever the higher-ups tell you things, if it concerns him, tell them to get him involved.

Mehn... a lot. Some of them are:
1. Ghostbusters
2. Tom and Jerry
3. Looney toons
4. Freakazoid
5. Scooby doo
6. Pinky and the brain
7. Top Cat
8. Flintstones

I could go on and on...I still like cartoons lol. Right now my favorite is Phineas and Ferb

tociano009:
Thank God, smoking is allowed

If you are willing to risk losing your lungs

rizkidrocks:
my dear deres sumtin dey call perfect square in mathemetics..nd dats exactly what he did...what he did was 100% correct..nd u ar dere saying bullshit..c'mon

Lol, how did the person handle the brackets that followed?

senoreetah:
Its called difference of 2 squares

And he/she then proceeded to make a mess of the resulting brackets

Why are people hailing him though? Is this the only house he has?

Purereal:
-10*-10=100
-10*-10=100

Lol, It's what was done with the brackets I'm talking about...the cancelling out and what not

xreal:
mathematically, the expansion is right.

And he/she then proceeded to mess up the resulting brackets

stephenduru:
He got it right bro.He used difference of two squares.In mathes a^2-b^2=(a-b)(a+b).Do u grab?

He goofed with the resulting brackets

yusuf01:
Have u heard of difference of two squares?

What happened with the resulting brackets?

daylife7:
Wot is wrong with d expansion....that is called difference of two squares. ..
d expansion is not d problem. He should try other numbers. ...wen all numbers prove d same. ..tthen he is rite

The expansion birthed brackets that were poorly executed

jstriker442:
that expansion was diff of two squares. everything he solved there was logical, but he dd not apply d BODMAS rule @ some point, and as we all knw that is the base of mathematics. Except that, that guy is a genius

Yes, he applied the rule which brought about brackets that were poorly executed, do you see where I'm going with this?

jafextra:
he applied difference of two square

And goofed with the brackets that emerged