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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Senate Moves To Remove Age Bracket Specification For Recruitment by Jumbledwords: 4:58pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
LOL the best the Senate can do is stop them from posting job adverts with age restrictions. Clandestine bigotry go still dey. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: We Are About To Show You How Dirty Your Mind Truly Is by Jumbledwords: 4:49pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
LOL this is some bullish!t. It doesn't say anything about the "cleanliness" of your mind. The picture can be viewed differently. The end. |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Jumbledwords: 10:39am On Nov 01, 2016 |
Multifaceted flow got people feeling ecstatic/ Got a mixtape coming soon, hope it'll be the next illmatic/ But umm.. .a friend said I was selling myself short// I guess he's right, cos I'm coming for the number one spot// I know it sounds ludicrous, b!tch please stand at ease/ Cool as f^ck but haters say I'm disturbing the peace/ Mic check 1,2 oh sh!t, I can still hear the reverb// But Im still doing 3 card montes with my flow and I ain't even smoking no herb// F^ck mumble rap, I'd much rather adlib/ Jokers in my eardrum and they ain't even Talib/ Whatchu mean I can't rise? giving me glass ceilings?// I burst that sh!t into pieces negro, f^ck your feelings// This ain't like nothing you ever heard, don't confuse it/ Ain't nothing logical about my bars, you can't deduce it/ Highly venomous, leaving your doubts in paralysis// Highly cathartic giving your mind room for analysis// Purging you of your biases one bar at a time/ Still steady bandwagonning? Homie, please grow a spine/ A stitch in time saves nine, or so I was told// But I'll use Velcro instead and watch the drama unfold// 4 Likes 4 Shares |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Jumbledwords: 6:20pm On Oct 12, 2016 |
Looking for the man in the mirror but he's fading away/ Doppelgangers and alter egos stay getting in the way/ Identity crisis, people be Jekyll and Hyde-ing it// Who will I be today? Toss of a coin deciding it// Being exclusive's elusive, your own thoughts be intrusive/ To your recursive shenanigans and your tomfoolery inclusive/ You yell the next expletive, keep wasting both your times // It's quite obtrusive but you don't read between the lines// Eventually someone's gonna win but who's that gonna be?/ At war with yourself but at the same time a refugee/ Why be the next Picasso when you can be the first of yourself?// Your personality will shine more if only you got it off the shelf// But they won't listen though, they tell me to take a hike/ Like their hearing is impaired as if they've been in a fight with Mike/ It worsens over time, the scab has become a scar// Then it opens up and you discover who you really are// 1 Like |
Gaming / Re: Nairaland Official Chess Thread! by Jumbledwords: 1:46pm On May 25, 2016 |
BenFlash: I hope this is actually as decent as it seems. I'll probably drop by one of these days |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Jumbledwords: 4:50pm On May 18, 2016 |
66Kazna99: sick flow! |
Politics / Re: Petrol Would Sell N99.38 Per Litre Without Subsidy – PPPRA (may 2, 2016) by Jumbledwords: 12:11pm On May 13, 2016 |
BiafraBushBoy: The ear? |
Career / Re: 9 Pictures that Define Some Moments At Work by Jumbledwords: 9:29pm On May 07, 2016 |
mysticgal: Indomie and pap? What the hell? 7 Likes |
Romance / Re: Questions girls ask by Jumbledwords: 9:42pm On May 06, 2016 |
dollyjoy: An interesting school of thought that is highly questionable. |
Music/Radio / Re: Nairaland Veteran Rapper, G'Iyaz Drops Another Hot Single! by Jumbledwords: 10:41pm On Apr 30, 2016 |
Bruh...usually I wont have bothered with this lol but on FFR you seem like a pretty chill guy so I guessed I might as well listen to it. First off, you killed the beat, no doubt. Your flow was top notch. However, my issues with the song are: 1 Your accent/enunciation: making out the lyrics of the song was quite an ordeal, Baba, dial the phone down a notch lol 2. If you're planning to release stuff strictly for hard core rap fans, you're on the right track with this but if not, you need to diversify ASAP. Do this plus a mixture of stuff that the general public can relate to...Mode9 and M.I are solid rappers but the difference is clear |
Programming / Re: HTML Is Not A Programming Language? YES Or NO by Jumbledwords: 5:40am On Apr 27, 2016 |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Jumbledwords: 3:56pm On Apr 24, 2016 |
Steady displaying class acts in every scenario! Word? Even Shakespeare be begging for a cameo L.O.L what a joke, right? Trying not to choke, right after every word I spoke when I broke wind on the mic, right? Wrong, it's like I'm steady living in a cartoon, no lie, Jump off a cliff and then I believe I can fly, What is real, what is not?, is it just a state of mind? But I'm still lost in the moment even tho I hit rewind on my VCR, I know it's 2016 but some of my actions be stuck at a lower level like QPR. I know I'm probably delusional to a certain level, oh well! Hold on while I talk business with my imaginary clientele, But I'm not trying to drown my sorrows in 3000 bottles like Andre LOL...that was a miserable attempt at a double entendre Maybe I'd be better if I practised longer, who knows? Or I could re-enact Pinocchio and watch things happen to my nose Trying to save face, cos I'm too scared to face the truth Then I run into hannibal lecter and he wants more than a tooth 1 Like |
Politics / Re: See How Much Buhari's Daughter Spent On A Single Flight;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; by Jumbledwords: 12:13am On Apr 20, 2016 |
Csami: Lmao! You really believed all that?? |
Politics / Re: See How Much Buhari's Daughter Spent On A Single Flight;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; by Jumbledwords: 10:48pm On Apr 19, 2016 |
magicminister: Okay, I had a feeling someone was going to say his salary is from taxes and what not. So are you suggesting his salary and allowances be reduced since you're not happy with his spending methods? |
Politics / Re: See How Much Buhari's Daughter Spent On A Single Flight;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; by Jumbledwords: 10:17pm On Apr 19, 2016 |
I don't really care for issues surrounding politics/politicians but what exactly is the bone of contention here? Do people really think the president can't afford to pay for the trip on his own dime? How/why are people concluding that it came from the country's purse? If you have concrete evidence, please put it forward. |
Romance / Re: I Think I Got The Most Beautiful Girl Friend In The World (photos) by Jumbledwords: 9:30pm On Apr 19, 2016 |
Airforce1: 1. my love for her is all she wants in this world - This is quite the r3tarded lie, don't you agree? 2. We not just lovers, we friends, sibblings and lovers. - Am I the only one that thinks this is just plain weird? 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Jumbledwords: 6:17pm On Apr 18, 2016 |
LOL 1 Like 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Ladies, 7 Signs To Know You Have Expired In The Life Of A Guy by Jumbledwords: 3:43pm On Apr 17, 2016 |
Expired? If that description was any more crude, it would be beyond refinable |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Jumbledwords: 8:05pm On Apr 16, 2016 |
People go just jam randomly for nairaland, decide say them wan beef for very ludicrous reasons LOL smh...if you're actually serious about all these rants, might I suggest therapy? I'm looking at you both, 66Kazna99 and Paayne. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Why Most Guys Don't Marry Their Girlfriends... by Jumbledwords: 7:36pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
The topic of this post is already erroneous to begin with. |
Celebrities / Re: Why Nigerians Are The Reason The Likes Of Davido And Olamide Sing Trash by Jumbledwords: 2:40pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
Tocheagle: LOL, this is deep in a weird way. |
Programming / Re: How Can I Make A Website Interactive? by Jumbledwords: 1:42pm On Apr 10, 2016 |
Akoja360: That sounds like a good plan. 1 Like |
Programming / Re: How Can I Make A Website Interactive? by Jumbledwords: 7:04pm On Apr 09, 2016 |
Akoja360: You're welcome. The frameworks are written in php but you'll still need to understand their underlying architecture and learn how they work. |
Webmasters / Re: What Is The Meaning Of "Unlimited Domains"? by Jumbledwords: 5:23pm On Apr 09, 2016 |
It means the hosting package can take care of as many domains you want. So instead of paying for hosting separately with each domain you buy, you have one hosting package to support them all. Be sure to not confuse domain with subdomain. google.com = domain, blog.google.com = subdomain. You can create a subdomain out of a domain but domains stand alone. 2 Likes |
Webmasters / Re: Pls Webmasters Is There Any Cheap Site I Can Buy Domain @ The Rate Of N350 by Jumbledwords: 5:15pm On Apr 09, 2016 |
LOL what's wrong with godaddy? Are you interested in hosting too or just the domain? |
Programming / Re: How Can I Make A Website Interactive? by Jumbledwords: 5:02pm On Apr 09, 2016 |
You'll definitely be needing database interaction so php is necessary. You could learn NodeJS and do everything with javascript but php might be easier to go along with because it's been around longer than NodeJS and probably has a much stronger community that may come in handy for assistance at some point. Since you're a beginner, I'm not sure how conversant you'll be with security issues so I'll suggest you use a framework to reduce your chances of getting hacked. Some frameworks you can look at are yii, laravel, cakephp and elgg(this was created specifically for social networking), etc For database, mysql would do just fine. 1 Like |
Programming / Re: Why Javascript Is The Best Programing Language by Jumbledwords: 4:39pm On Apr 09, 2016 |
omoelu1: Though javascript was traditionally client side, there's now NodeJS that can do back end stuff. Modified: I wrote this before going through the rest of the comments LOL, it's been pointed out already. |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Jumbledwords: 10:38am On Apr 09, 2016 |
Hydrog3n: Huh? You need to lay off those shrooms man |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Jumbledwords: 10:19am On Apr 08, 2016 |
What's with these mentions? I no even understand. Paayne, were those lines directed at me? 66Kazna99, losun. Hydrog3n, Paayne and I are not the same person and what's this about me getting you banned three times? LOL do tell. 1 Like |
Software/Programmer Market / Re: Searching For A Co Founder by Jumbledwords: 4:43pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
Err...it appears you're looking for someone to handle the business side of things, correct? |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Jumbledwords: 4:51pm On Apr 06, 2016 |
66Kazna99: LOL e be like say you want make them create thread for us shey |
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