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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Senate Moves To Remove Age Bracket Specification For Recruitment by Jumbledwords: 4:58pm On Nov 08, 2016
LOL the best the Senate can do is stop them from posting job adverts with age restrictions. Clandestine bigotry go still dey.

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Romance / Re: We Are About To Show You How Dirty Your Mind Truly Is by Jumbledwords: 4:49pm On Nov 08, 2016
LOL this is some bullish!t. It doesn't say anything about the "cleanliness" of your mind. The picture can be viewed differently. The end.
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Jumbledwords: 10:39am On Nov 01, 2016
Multifaceted flow got people feeling ecstatic/
Got a mixtape coming soon, hope it'll be the next illmatic/
But umm.. .a friend said I was selling myself short//
I guess he's right, cos I'm coming for the number one spot//
I know it sounds ludicrous, b!tch please stand at ease/
Cool as f^ck but haters say I'm disturbing the peace/
Mic check 1,2 oh sh!t, I can still hear the reverb//
But Im still doing 3 card montes with my flow and I ain't even smoking no herb//
F^ck mumble rap, I'd much rather adlib/
Jokers in my eardrum and they ain't even Talib/
Whatchu mean I can't rise? giving me glass ceilings?//
I burst that sh!t into pieces negro, f^ck your feelings//
This ain't like nothing you ever heard, don't confuse it/
Ain't nothing logical about my bars, you can't deduce it/
Highly venomous, leaving your doubts in paralysis//
Highly cathartic giving your mind room for analysis//
Purging you of your biases one bar at a time/
Still steady bandwagonning? Homie, please grow a spine/
A stitch in time saves nine, or so I was told//
But I'll use Velcro instead and watch the drama unfold//

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Jumbledwords: 6:20pm On Oct 12, 2016
Looking for the man in the mirror but he's fading away/
Doppelgangers and alter egos stay getting in the way/
Identity crisis, people be Jekyll and Hyde-ing it//
Who will I be today? Toss of a coin deciding it//
Being exclusive's elusive, your own thoughts be intrusive/
To your recursive shenanigans and your tomfoolery inclusive/
You yell the next expletive, keep wasting both your times //
It's quite obtrusive but you don't read between the lines//
Eventually someone's gonna win but who's that gonna be?/
At war with yourself but at the same time a refugee/
Why be the next Picasso when you can be the first of yourself?//
Your personality will shine more if only you got it off the shelf//
But they won't listen though, they tell me to take a hike/
Like their hearing is impaired as if they've been in a fight with Mike/
It worsens over time, the scab has become a scar//
Then it opens up and you discover who you really are//

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Gaming / Re: Nairaland Official Chess Thread! by Jumbledwords: 1:46pm On May 25, 2016
BenFlash:
If you know you love chess, you like to relax and at the same time do some good by donating to charity, this message is for you.
Kindly join us at 16 Nnobi Street, via Kilo Bus Stop, Surulere, Lagos at 4p.m. every Saturdays and Sundays to have fun playing chess on a 10”x10” giant chess mat with 16 large black pieces and 16 large white pieces.

Side Attractions include:
1. Projection of the game being played on the giant mat to a 72” by 72” screen to aid analysis by spectators which adds a bit of spice to the game.
2. Table chess mat for blitz and rapid games also available as an alternative
3. Drinks, assorted meat and fish delicacies available at the spot.
4. Music

Kindly come support us raise funds for the orphans while we have fun.

N.B. The giant chess mat and pieces are also available for rent at an affordable price for events like birthdays, corporate events, school fairs, group hang-outs and any other chess lovers’ event.

For further enquiries, please contact:
Call 07061304200

I hope this is actually as decent as it seems. I'll probably drop by one of these days
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Jumbledwords: 4:50pm On May 18, 2016
66Kazna99:
SDRAWKCAB
I got potential, my dark energons could split the molecules & electrons of Kineticist/
Modify his DNA strands like a geneticist/

I'll snatch Adanna86 from the palm of Giyaz/
Only if she got all that.... All that ąss/

Mah flow sosiqdude/
It's makes höes booty bounce up & down like a spring loaded pogo stick too/

Some how, he's always here, there & near/
He never seems to disappear though he hides in thin air/
The lightest but not the brightest in the room/
Weightless rappers get swept cos I'm the nicest with a broom/
I'm talking bout that knucklehead Hydrog3n/
I put the work on em, he lost weight like his ąss melted off all of the glycogen/

I'll skip over mikuz/
Only if that nigga pipe down & be cool/
Cos if he thinks he hot & he the bomb he gon get defused/

He's not a gangster, he ain't never shot nobody/
We're not surprised, his recycled rhymes ain't shocked nobody/
Listen Paayne, my style can give your brain a migraine/
With Telepathy & telekinesis I can remotely drive cars & fly planes/

I'm busy scratching my head thinking bout a logo for DJ5 *vinyl scratches* DJ5 *vinyl scratches* Dj5naira/
Then I had a eureka moment bout using the golden ratio in its design, there's no limits to my mind, it's got too many live wires/

I got Rap fever, I'm sick & I'm hot, the illest Sun/
If all these rappers think they sick then I'm the illest one/
I make minds draw blanks like they still processing what I said ...
No Morse code, Extra shot to Dotwillis1/

I can only imagine why he'd be Seunboss/
A rapist tryna force his way with a female friend & once she detected his intentions she was like "Seun stop!"/
The next guy wins, I count that as Seun's loss/

I split that crown off that clown Kinglahkay/
Cos I remember when LeBron James used to called names by fans like King Lefluke, King Leflop, & King LeGay/

I keep a chest piece to rip a piece of your chest/
Battlefield of the mind, cos no peace on my chest/
Don't get it twisted When I say I'm the best & greater than the rest, it's just a piece of an X/
Jumbledwords can't beat me in a chess war/
It's Rook vs Knight, seriously? Dafuq are we still playing Chess for?/

If rhymes was like bullets Imma let it go for kicks/
Too many mediocre rappers, emmamedicro46/

I'm super mean when I say Supermiy ain't exactly a super gee/
The only time you think you fly like a superhero is when you wear a Superman Tee/

If the Earth was flat & stopped moving I gotta keep it spinning/
Coming from behind into the lead is how I keep winning/
I'm the leader of the pack/
Shodai & Taicho I lead from the back/
I leap from the back, leapfrog over you wack toadstools, hack & slash till y'all bleed from the back/
Hiphop undead, I'm the reason why rap breathing/
The game starts gasping the second I sink my rap teeth in/
*thunder fx*
*Dracula laugh*
*lady screams*
(static)

cheesy sick flow!
Politics / Re: Petrol Would Sell N99.38 Per Litre Without Subsidy – PPPRA (may 2, 2016) by Jumbledwords: 12:11pm On May 13, 2016
BiafraBushBoy:


I dnt wana bash you this morning, but take your time to go tru my posts and mentions, you will now learn how to take your Opinions and shove it up your smallest body hole...

The ear?
Career / Re: 9 Pictures that Define Some Moments At Work by Jumbledwords: 9:29pm On May 07, 2016
mysticgal:
Lemme add this.
When you get home after a hard days work and wife says she served indomie and pap for dinner

Indomie and pap? What the hell?

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Romance / Re: Questions girls ask by Jumbledwords: 9:42pm On May 06, 2016
dollyjoy:
Are you decent??


It's who you are that attracts admirers.

An interesting school of thought that is highly questionable.
Music/Radio / Re: Nairaland Veteran Rapper, G'Iyaz Drops Another Hot Single! by Jumbledwords: 10:41pm On Apr 30, 2016
Bruh...usually I wont have bothered with this lol but on FFR you seem like a pretty chill guy so I guessed I might as well listen to it.

First off, you killed the beat, no doubt. Your flow was top notch. However, my issues with the song are:

1 Your accent/enunciation: making out the lyrics of the song was quite an ordeal, Baba, dial the phone down a notch lol

2. If you're planning to release stuff strictly for hard core rap fans, you're on the right track with this but if not, you need to diversify ASAP. Do this plus a mixture of stuff that the general public can relate to...Mode9 and M.I are solid rappers but the difference is clear
Programming / Re: HTML Is Not A Programming Language? YES Or NO by Jumbledwords: 5:40am On Apr 27, 2016
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Jumbledwords: 3:56pm On Apr 24, 2016
Steady displaying class acts in every scenario!
Word? Even Shakespeare be begging for a cameo
L.O.L what a joke, right? Trying not to choke, right after every word I spoke when I broke wind on the mic, right?
Wrong, it's like I'm steady living in a cartoon, no lie,
Jump off a cliff and then I believe I can fly,
What is real, what is not?, is it just a state of mind?
But I'm still lost in the moment even tho I hit rewind
on my VCR, I know it's 2016 but some of my actions be stuck at a lower level like QPR.
I know I'm probably delusional to a certain level, oh well!
Hold on while I talk business with my imaginary clientele,
But I'm not trying to drown my sorrows in 3000 bottles like Andre
LOL...that was a miserable attempt at a double entendre
Maybe I'd be better if I practised longer, who knows?
Or I could re-enact Pinocchio and watch things happen to my nose
Trying to save face, cos I'm too scared to face the truth
Then I run into hannibal lecter and he wants more than a tooth

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Politics / Re: See How Much Buhari's Daughter Spent On A Single Flight;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; by Jumbledwords: 12:13am On Apr 20, 2016
Csami:


Yes, he cannot afford it. He claimed to have borrowed money to pay for his presidential ticket and all of a sudden, he can afford to school and transport his daughters to London.

Lmao! You really believed all that??
Politics / Re: See How Much Buhari's Daughter Spent On A Single Flight;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; by Jumbledwords: 10:48pm On Apr 19, 2016
magicminister:


the contention here is that buhari has been shouting austerity measure yet, he (his family) and his cronies are living like arab kings!
The office of the presidency is funded by tax payers money.
His salary and allowances are all tax payers money. Even his meals come from tax payers money.

Okay, I had a feeling someone was going to say his salary is from taxes and what not. So are you suggesting his salary and allowances be reduced since you're not happy with his spending methods?
Politics / Re: See How Much Buhari's Daughter Spent On A Single Flight;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; by Jumbledwords: 10:17pm On Apr 19, 2016
I don't really care for issues surrounding politics/politicians but what exactly is the bone of contention here? Do people really think the president can't afford to pay for the trip on his own dime? How/why are people concluding that it came from the country's purse? If you have concrete evidence, please put it forward.
Romance / Re: I Think I Got The Most Beautiful Girl Friend In The World (photos) by Jumbledwords: 9:30pm On Apr 19, 2016
Airforce1:
I love her like Crazy and.

I remember her telling me that I'm the reason why she's shinning and that my love for her is all she wants in this world. kiss kiss

She's one in a million.

I remember all the shakara she did when I first toasted/woo her and how she almost messed me up before my friends.. But I persisted non stop till she gave me green light. cheesy cheesy it was crazy I must confess.

So today we cool.
We not just lovers, we friends, sibblings and lovers.

She's a nairalander and reading..

Blessings baby.
Love you till death.

1. my love for her is all she wants in this world - This is quite the r3tarded lie, don't you agree?
2. We not just lovers, we friends, sibblings and lovers. - Am I the only one that thinks this is just plain weird?

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Jumbledwords: 6:17pm On Apr 18, 2016
LOL

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Romance / Re: Ladies, 7 Signs To Know You Have Expired In The Life Of A Guy by Jumbledwords: 3:43pm On Apr 17, 2016
Expired? If that description was any more crude, it would be beyond refinable
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Jumbledwords: 8:05pm On Apr 16, 2016
People go just jam randomly for nairaland, decide say them wan beef for very ludicrous reasons LOL smh...if you're actually serious about all these rants, might I suggest therapy?

I'm looking at you both, 66Kazna99 and Paayne.

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Romance / Re: Why Most Guys Don't Marry Their Girlfriends... by Jumbledwords: 7:36pm On Apr 14, 2016
The topic of this post is already erroneous to begin with.
Celebrities / Re: Why Nigerians Are The Reason The Likes Of Davido And Olamide Sing Trash by Jumbledwords: 2:40pm On Apr 14, 2016
Tocheagle:
the fact is , people dont like vegetables, they prefare junk foods . MUSIC IS A FOOD OF THE MIND

LOL, this is deep in a weird way.
Programming / Re: How Can I Make A Website Interactive? by Jumbledwords: 1:42pm On Apr 10, 2016
Akoja360:
alright sir i guess ill just dive deeper into php for now to get a more solid ground before inplementing all that..uv bn realy helpful thanks

That sounds like a good plan.

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Programming / Re: How Can I Make A Website Interactive? by Jumbledwords: 7:04pm On Apr 09, 2016
Akoja360:
thanks sir. sounds like a lot of work am currently learning php bt still at the begining phase..ill add all your suggestions to my list..thanks again..n do i need to learn a different language for d framework stuff or jus install smtn??


You're welcome. The frameworks are written in php but you'll still need to understand their underlying architecture and learn how they work.
Webmasters / Re: What Is The Meaning Of "Unlimited Domains"? by Jumbledwords: 5:23pm On Apr 09, 2016
It means the hosting package can take care of as many domains you want. So instead of paying for hosting separately with each domain you buy, you have one hosting package to support them all.

Be sure to not confuse domain with subdomain. google.com = domain, blog.google.com = subdomain. You can create a subdomain out of a domain but domains stand alone.

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Webmasters / Re: Pls Webmasters Is There Any Cheap Site I Can Buy Domain @ The Rate Of N350 by Jumbledwords: 5:15pm On Apr 09, 2016
LOL what's wrong with godaddy? Are you interested in hosting too or just the domain?
Programming / Re: How Can I Make A Website Interactive? by Jumbledwords: 5:02pm On Apr 09, 2016
You'll definitely be needing database interaction so php is necessary.

You could learn NodeJS and do everything with javascript but php might be easier to go along with because it's been around longer than NodeJS and probably has a much stronger community that may come in handy for assistance at some point.

Since you're a beginner, I'm not sure how conversant you'll be with security issues so I'll suggest you use a framework to reduce your chances of getting hacked.

Some frameworks you can look at are yii, laravel, cakephp and elgg(this was created specifically for social networking), etc

For database, mysql would do just fine.

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Programming / Re: Why Javascript Is The Best Programing Language by Jumbledwords: 4:39pm On Apr 09, 2016
omoelu1:


1) @topic title, JavaScript is not the best programming language - no language is.

2) JavaScript is actually a client-side language

3l it uses a .js extension (but can be used inline in an HTML document)

4) I don't think a host has a say in choosing to accept the use of JavaScript or not.

These are just my observations.
Overall, it's not a bad article.

Though javascript was traditionally client side, there's now NodeJS that can do back end stuff.

Modified: I wrote this before going through the rest of the comments LOL, it's been pointed out already.
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Jumbledwords: 10:38am On Apr 09, 2016
Hydrog3n:
You made AssWipe ban me 3 times

1.Hydrogen9R
2.Hydr0gen
3.HydrogenHertz

Huh? You need to lay off those shrooms man
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Jumbledwords: 10:19am On Apr 08, 2016
What's with these mentions? I no even understand. Paayne, were those lines directed at me? 66Kazna99, losun. Hydrog3n, Paayne and I are not the same person and what's this about me getting you banned three times? LOL do tell.

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Software/Programmer Market / Re: Searching For A Co Founder by Jumbledwords: 4:43pm On Apr 07, 2016
Err...it appears you're looking for someone to handle the business side of things, correct?
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Jumbledwords: 4:51pm On Apr 06, 2016
66Kazna99:
Jumbledwords have you done ya homework? angry

LOL e be like say you want make them create thread for us shey

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