₦airaland Forum

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Opoki: I told her her sister is a good cook and better than her in the presence of her sister and her mom, i suffer for almost 6weeks before i take my place bck in d bedroom. I never knew there are mosiquito in the sitting room before.

exactly what is happening in ph city

bambech: Don't still understand what is going on in lagos,the traffic situation has worsened since the ban on okada .

We have to sit in Bus for almost three hour to get to our destination

We have to wait in Bus stop for hours to get a bus

Transport fare is increased everyday

Fashola do something

Lagosians are suffering

i think ph traffic is the worst i have seen so far,aba road in ph is like car park from 5pm and even in the morning atimes..ie the traffic oh

Success,i like winning in all i do n being the best too..so success comes with money

I served in Benue too,got same call immediately after service n exactly what the person said to you was exactly what he told me too.i just said to him that he called the wrong person,419 people ehe..

iwanchop: A guy called me after my youth service,he said we served together in Benue nd dat he now works wt Shell.He told me he had a busines for me to supply an equipment worth N150K EACH.I was to supply 100 pieces nd dat i didnt need to worry about fund as i needed to just buy one as sample to show to d coy nd they would then giv me d fund to buy d rest.he den gav me d no of d guy who i wud buy d sample frm.I almost fell for it.

"I don't wanna leave" by Goldie....both the lyrics n beat makes sense,is always on replay. I love Goldie on dis one

PSL POINT OF CORRECTION @OP,BENUE STATE NYSC ADD,IS GBOKO ROAD NOT BOKO ROAD OH..BEFORE U SCARE SOME PEOPLE HERE WIT THE WORD BOKO HARAM ROAD ;.I MEAN OH

TO DO WHAT?

His actions says it all,rite frm BBA reality tv show,even frm his response says it too...his a gay joor

wow.....i share same date with you,i celebrated mine @the office yesterday,it was fun all the way. i thank God adding anoda one year in our live

Pamperme: Yay, it's another 27th of September. Happy birthday to me and my birthday mates. Ama Parry

Thats my golden gurl rocking life....

Is Don jazzy again

My mum said cobwebs on the wall brings proverty...is dis true?

My mum says,cobwebs on the wall brings proverty...is dis true?

I got same message too yesterday afternoon,mine is by 3pm,I hope it won't be like Amcon n Union bank test(crowdy)....cos my serial noba is 55...best of luck.

cleancold: Sup nairalanders, I recently got a text from UAC to come for their test on wednesday 4th of april. Any one with any info on how the test looks.I wait to read from u all friends. Regards.

‎​An Igbo man, Yoruba man and Hausa man who were lost in a forest were captured by cannibals. The king of d cannibals told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The 1st step was to go deep into d forest n get ten (10) pieces of d same kind of fruits. The three men went their separate ways to gather
fruits.
The yoruba man came back n said to d king, "i brought ten (10) apples", d king explained d trial to him, 'you have to swallow d fruits without any expression on your face or you will be killed. The 1st apple went in, but on d 2nd one, he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The igbo man arrived n showed d king ten (10) berries. When d king explained d trial to him, he thought to himself that this should be easy....1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 n on d ninth (9th) berry, he burst out in laughter n was killed.
The yoruba man n igbo man met
in heaven. The yoruba man asked, "why did you laugh?", you almost got away with d trial"....the igbo man replied, "i couldn't help it, I saw the hausa man coming with Watermelons!!!! =))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º=))

‎​‎​Breaking News:Dame Patience missing at PDP national convention today, sources says she's writing JAMB =D =))

1. If white rice is white, jollof rice is what?
2. How many times have you written this exam?
3.At what age did GEJ started wearing shoe?
4.W hich Nigerian artist now wash cars in kanye west garage?
5.what are the names of the two people shaking hands when you put on a Nokia phone?
6.complete with the appropriate word (wiz kid) oya oya ___ your mummy. A. axe B.hask C.ask
7.Each of the following causes death Except A. Mouth Odour B. Armpit Intoxication C. Rat poison D. Boko Haram
8.How old were you the last time Arsenal won a trophy??
9.What’s A Toilet To Ladies? (A) Convenience (B) Photo Studio
10.Who pour water inside CoCOnut??
11.What is the past tense of BROKE?
12. What is the relationship btw fuel subsidy and GEJ, Okonjo Iweala, Sanusi Lamido and OCUPPY NAIJA?
13. Why do Nigerians look forward to the First Lady, Dame Patience speech?