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PoliticsRe: Anambra 2025: APC Elders Forum Declares Zoning For Guber Election Sacrosanct by jumpandpas(m): 6:33am On Jun 22, 2024
BluntCrazeMan:
States are smaller.
Thus they could be regarded easier to rebuild.
He built Lagos have you forgotten?
PoliticsRe: NERC Approves N21bn For Procurement Of Electricity Meters At Zero Cost by jumpandpas(m): 9:41pm On Jun 21, 2024
Harrynight:
Do you believe NEPA staff will just come and install metre for you Free of Charge just because it is said to be free on the news?
Even the palliative given to poor Nigerians didn't get to them let alone free meter.

Believe this at your peril.
PoliticsRe: NERC Approves N21bn For Procurement Of Electricity Meters At Zero Cost by jumpandpas(m): 9:39pm On Jun 21, 2024
Hezzyluv:
N21bn naira meters for free??
Nah...... you would have to pay it stylishly each time you recharge grin
No be only free. 20yrs time you never get any shishi meter.
This money will be looted. Mark my word
CrimeRe: Nigerians Languish In Detention Centers In Indonesia (photos) by jumpandpas(m): 7:50pm On Jun 21, 2024
Racoon:
As you made your bed should you lie on it. You violate the sovereignity of a country by entering it illegally makes you a economic and security threat. They should be dealt according to the laws of the nation. If you can do the crime, you do the time.
Don't believe everything these people said. My experience in Turkey.......

I was stopped by Turkish police personnel about 3 of them.
They demanded for my papers which I gave them. As as soon as I gave them my papers, one of them escaped with it while others held me for illegal entering.
I was bundled to their station in chains. Let me stop here for now
RomanceRe: What Poison Can I Put In Food That Doesn't Have Taste? by jumpandpas(m): 7:36pm On Jun 21, 2024
Domaining101:
Hello guys please if you know any poison i can put in food, a poison that's tasteless and doesn't emmit any smell that even if you put it in the food, the food will not taste differently and the consumer will not notice the taste or smell, please kindly quote me with the name and how to get it. Something you can easily mix with food or drinks.

It's for a dog, thanks.
There's no tasteless poison more potent than your brain. Just screw it out and mix it with food.
PoliticsRe: Aisha Yesufu Epic Reply To Bayo Onanuga Tirade On Opposition Politics by jumpandpas(m): 7:26pm On Jun 21, 2024
Racoon:
grin I no fit laugh! This one pain enter bone. What a sorry humanity Bayo Onanuga has been reduced to. Chai! Zombiesm no be am.

Just as Tinubu carry face fall prostrate during the democracy day celebrations and try to downplay it that he is "dobale for democracy" Trying to insult the sensibility of sane Nigerians by lying over an issue that is natural to humans? You are a moderator. Be mindful of what you say in public.
Bayo OnUDELE must be in serious pains after reading this.
FoodRe: Food Combos That Used To Be Considered very Cheap Meals. (pictures) by jumpandpas(m): 7:12pm On Jun 21, 2024
esemes256:
The rate at which things have gone bad is surprising. E be like film for my eye.
I bought a bag of rice for 85k last weekend. I now measure food in my house.
PoliticsRe: BVN, NIN Details Available On AnyVerify For ₦100 by jumpandpas(m): 6:57pm On Jun 21, 2024
Menemonic:
shocked

You are left behind sir... I can borrow money with your BVN and use different accounts of my choice for withdrawal...

We have different types of loan apps and they have different criteria..

Some would definitely pay and some won't..
Not true.

You must provide your BVN and bank account number to any loan app before receiving any loan. They will crosscheck it to make sure the account name corresponds with the BVN. So the number in the BVN is the one they'll send the money to.

So if you use my BVN to borrow money, the money will end up in my account.
PoliticsRe: BVN, NIN Details Available On AnyVerify For ₦100 by jumpandpas(m): 6:52pm On Jun 21, 2024
buchai:
This is a serious problem for the country, we are not safe both physical and spiritual even the MTN and other network providers are among those who are selling old sim card that have been registered, what is there to generate new numbers for new users why selling an old numbers to new users it is a criminal offence.
I bought one sim from mtn and registered it but fb has been restricting my account because the sim has bn used by another person to open a fb account.
PoliticsRe: BVN, NIN Details Available On AnyVerify For ₦100 by jumpandpas(m): 6:45pm On Jun 21, 2024
Menemonic:
if they borrow money on top your head nko
Thwy can't borrow money without the sim card you used to open the account.
RomanceRe: Women Express Sex More With Strangers by jumpandpas(m): 3:50pm On Jun 21, 2024
Ladies and gentlemen, we have found the runaway mad man from umunze market.
Don't take his post personal.
AutosRe: Obi Cubana Opens Tricycle (Keke) Assembly Plant In Lagos by jumpandpas(m): 3:47pm On Jun 21, 2024
bizbro:
One policy and his business is gone POOF! Why not open in the same axis as INNOSON?
Sure, he will do that.
Don't forget that INNOSON started in Lagos.
HealthRe: Lagos State Faces Cholera Outbreak: 401 Infections And 21 Deaths Reported by jumpandpas(m): 9:23am On Jun 21, 2024
This is serious.
CultureRe: Amazing Yoruba Lady Who Speaks Igbo Language Fluently And Has Never Been To Igbo by jumpandpas(m): 9:21am On Jun 21, 2024
santaclaws:
No, it's Greek... No be only Igbo... cos your people sell Okrika clothes, spare parts and Lacasera in traffic, you believe they own the business domain, keep deceiving yourself.
Autos, electrical/electronics etc.. there's no Yoruba house you wont see Igbos signature.
PoliticsRe: Yoruba, Hausa, Igbo In One Country? It Was Never Going To Work by jumpandpas(m): 9:19am On Jun 21, 2024
Zxcvbnmghtr:
Criminal politicians from the East. Let's be clear.
When an idiot posts, we know.
PoliticsRe: Yoruba, Hausa, Igbo In One Country? It Was Never Going To Work by jumpandpas(m): 9:14am On Jun 21, 2024
Zxcvbnmghtr:
grin Awolowo knew this and kicked against it.
Sardauna knew this and kicked against it.
Only Azikiwe lobbied for this union. grin grin grin
There's a clouse in that arrangement that if the union didn't work after 100yrs, there shall be a referendum to decide if all the tribes wants to continue.

This is what MNK is fighting for but some criminal politicians won't consent to it.
EducationRe: Meet Nwobodo Favour Chismidi: UNN Graduate Who Is A Polyglot by jumpandpas(m): 9:06am On Jun 21, 2024
muyico:
she must be. witch! for d pass 20yrs I don dey watch Chinese film! I no understand single words
YOUR SHOE SHALL SHINE grin
say it like this,
SHINE SHALL SHOE YOUR.

you can now speak chinese grin
PoliticsRe: Anambra 2025: APC Elders Forum Declares Zoning For Guber Election Sacrosanct by jumpandpas(m): 9:00am On Jun 21, 2024
grin

Criminals that cannot rebuild Nigeria what to rebuild Anambra grin
CultureRe: Amazing Yoruba Lady Who Speaks Igbo Language Fluently And Has Never Been To Igbo by jumpandpas(m): 9:00am On Jun 21, 2024
santaclaws:
She is amazing because she lives in the Southwest and speaks Igbo well. How many Igbos living in the Southeast can speak fluent Yoruba?
If you're doing business in Lagos pls goan learn Igbo language because it's the official language for business.
CultureRe: Kano Govt To Reconstruct Emir Bayero's Palace, orders Police to Evict him by jumpandpas(m): 8:40am On Jun 21, 2024
Akwamkpuruamu:
State Governors get power no be small. Bayero should learn from Sanusi and leave.

But the way lawyers de take interpret court rulings dey confusing. Did the court approve Bayero as Emir or not? The AG of Kano state dey confuse me
I am more confused aswear.
CultureRe: Heavy Security At Emir Bayero’s Residence As Kano Govt Mobilizes Bulldozers by jumpandpas(m): 8:28am On Jun 21, 2024
arinkolashous:
The premises is owned by Kano State government anyway. Those police must vacate that premises immediately for renovation works to begin or they will force the full wrath of Kano people to descend on them.
Profound my geeee grin
PetsRe: I Need A Pitbull Terrier, Hook Me Up by jumpandpas(m): 6:05am On Jun 21, 2024
Kukuma buy a lion.
God forbid that I will keep a pitbull around me.
CultureRe: Court Reinstates Bayero As Kano Emir by jumpandpas(m): 7:56pm On Jun 20, 2024
Peacecore:
Fubara's boys are here to condemn the court they praised few days ago grin grin grin funny people!
Just like idiots are condemning Buhari they praised last year. ;DAnimals.
EducationRe: Nigerian Man Blocks All His Secondary School Friends by jumpandpas(m): 7:07pm On Jun 20, 2024
Go and sit down
CultureRe: Court Reinstates Bayero As Kano Emir by jumpandpas(m):
cheesy

The same court that looked the other way when Gandolar disobeyed them and dethrone Sanusi.

CultureRe: Court Reinstates Bayero As Kano Emir by jumpandpas(m): 5:04pm On Jun 20, 2024
cheesy
ryloy:
A Federal High Court in Kano has set aside the Kano State Emirate Law 2024, which dissolved the five Emirates in Kano State

The court dismissed all steps taken by the Kano State Government to repeal the Kano Emirates Council Law relied upon by the state to dethrone the 15th Emir of Kano, Ado Bayero and four others.

https://leadership.ng/breaking-court-reinstates-bayero-as-kano-emir/
What we have is CULT.
PoliticsRe: Emir Tussle: Court Sets Aside Law Used In Dethroning Ado Bayero by jumpandpas(m): 5:00pm On Jun 20, 2024
3ice9ce:
See as this one dey cry grin
See as you dey enjoy.
PoliticsRe: Emir Tussle: Court Sets Aside Law Used In Dethroning Ado Bayero by jumpandpas(m): 4:58pm On Jun 20, 2024
3ice9ce:
Small support Ipob Obidients gave to Sanusi and Kano Governor, see what is happening.

Whatever you do, don't ever allow those guys to support you. They have serious bad luck hanging over their heads.
You're right. They supported OBJ, GEJ and Ya radua and you supported Buhari and Tinubu.

Needless to say more.

Nolenflendum
PoliticsRe: Emir Tussle: Court Sets Aside Law Used In Dethroning Ado Bayero by jumpandpas(m): 4:51pm On Jun 20, 2024
angry

The judge held that the defendants were aware of the interim order granted by the court but chose to ignore it and went ahead with implementation of the law.


But Ganduje didn't obey court order in dethroning Sanusi?

PoliticsRe: Rivers Crisis: Police Barricade Of LG Secretariats To Continue, Says IGP by jumpandpas(m): 4:31pm On Jun 20, 2024
cheesy

As if you won't disappear once the presidency on whose order you're there ask you to vacate.

You should arrest those LG chairmen who refused to vacate office after the expiration of your tenures. Na them cause this wahala.
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Reacts To The Killing Of Soldiers In Aba - Video by jumpandpas(m): 7:27pm On Jun 19, 2024
madridguy:
E pain him enter blood. God don rebuke your region reason you all are running away from there.
SE has the biggest market in west Africa and owns 95% of businesses there.

Ebin pawa has forced your own region into the grav£.
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Reacts To The Killing Of Soldiers In Aba - Video by jumpandpas(m): 7:22pm On Jun 19, 2024
madridguy:
I am pained Nnamdi Kanu misused his God given opportunity. By now he should have been in the floor of the senate enjoying himself with his wife and children.

He blown up the great opportunity and the lying machine have inherited his followers.
The joke is on you.

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