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Science/TechnologyInsistent Restrictions On My Facebook Account, Pls Help. by jumpandpas(op): 6:13pm On Jun 15, 2024
I bought a new sim card from MTN office and register same with them but Facebook has been restricting me from using it for my Fb account.

They said that someone has already used it to open a Facebook account therefore I can't use it to open mine.

Pls what do I do in this situation to continue using the number as it's my business line?

I am not ready to buy another sim card or abandon this one because it's my business line.

Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Are You Surviving Being Jobless ? by jumpandpas(m): 5:25am On Oct 31, 2021
gbaskiboy:
Sequel to your respond on my comment on 6/10/2021. My wife has put to bed she gave birth to baby girl through C.S. Thanks in advance.
It is well my brother, let me have your account details.
My regards to them.
PoliticsRe: Ganduje Sacks Muazu Magaji, NNPC Project Director, Weeks After Praising Taliban by jumpandpas(m): 1:35pm On Oct 12, 2021
grin

Good, let him go to Afghanistan there's job waiting for him there.
PoliticsRe: Police Killed Chigozie Nwaiwu & Labelled Him IPOB Leader To Cover Up - SR by jumpandpas(m): 12:33pm On Oct 12, 2021
BlowYourMind:
Very soon after there is no youth to kill, the police will start killing old men and women, well what concern me, they caused it, they are celebrating Unknown gunmen killing security operatives and you want the security to fold their arms and watch been decimated. No RIP for senseless people, your death is just a mere sacrifice, Kanu Nnamdi has promised to sacrifice 30 million of you for Biafra, may God help him. you supported evil you are seeing evil
The people that was killed at Lekki gate what was their offence.
I leave you to your conscience if you have any.
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri: There Are Other Ethnic Nations More Tribalistic Than Fulani by jumpandpas(m): 10:58pm On Oct 11, 2021
jneutron4000:
Igbos are the most tribalistic ethnic group in Nigeria. People that will migrate into your land and still be showing their tribalism against you their host. They call Yoruba Ofe nmanu in Yoruba land, they call those from Niger Delta lazy, Ogogoro drinkers people that you allow into your land and they excel. In Nigeria you will find Igbo's quarters or areas dominated by Igbos in every other region and people land BUT you can never find Yoruba or Ijaw, Effik or Edo or Tiv etc quarters or dominated area, they would not even sell their land for you, the only quarter you will find in Igbo land is only Hausa Fulani quarter that is because those ones too are barbaric and they have same terrible behaviour as the Igbos.
Pls can you define tribalism?
Then compare a Yoruba landlord, engineer and igbo landlord and engineer.
Who gives more job to the other tribes?
SportsRe: Newcastle United Plotting A Transfer Raid Of Four Manchester United Players by jumpandpas(m): 3:32pm On Oct 11, 2021
New Castle is not ready yet.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Are You Surviving Being Jobless ? by jumpandpas(m): 3:26pm On Oct 11, 2021
jospepper:
I am not a babalawo o, I have knowledge of some ailments like ulcer, high BP, Infertility etc and their herbal remedies.

I learned this from picking herbs for my grand dad who was a herbal medicine practitioner.
Develop it.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Are You Surviving Being Jobless ? by jumpandpas(m): 3:17pm On Oct 11, 2021
gbaskiboy:
Is not easy at all, lost my job few month ago. Many times am lost in thought, can't sleep just feel helpless and useless. My wife will soon give birth, her mama go come for omugo, baby things, hospital bills, house rent and utility bills are just on me all alone and no work. Chai! !! !!
Pls let me know whenever your wife put to bed. THE BABY WILL RECEIVE A GIFT FROM ME.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Are You Surviving Being Jobless ? by jumpandpas(m): 3:14pm On Oct 11, 2021
adubam:
I just narrated a true life story. May you not receive curse before of your unguided utterances.
SHUT UP!
You can't curse whom God has blessed.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Are You Surviving Being Jobless ? by jumpandpas(m): 3:10pm On Oct 11, 2021
jospepper:
It's not been easy o. I have been using my knowledge of herbs to treat people most of whom are the poor masses.

The proceeds from this and other runs are used to keep body and soul together.
Are you a babalawo?

Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Are You Surviving Being Jobless ? by jumpandpas(m): 3:08pm On Oct 11, 2021
adubam:
And I have turned down 2 jobs within 2/months. I have another one this morning still observing it. And to think of it that I was searching for jobs without success until I met one CAC prophet. God I appreciate.
People beware of this character. Don't try to know the CAC prophet unless if you want to be deceived further.
PoliticsRe: Primate Ayodele: South-East Won’t Get Presidency, Igbo Politicians Are Betrayals by jumpandpas(m): 11:07am On Oct 11, 2021
FamilyRe: Men Please Try And Reduce Your Stress And Live.. Real Life Lesson by jumpandpas(m): 11:04am On Oct 11, 2021
HIPROFILE:
Its quite unfortunate for men bro
The thing is our fathers would never tell us what they go through do you know that many children thinks its their mum that provides food for the family just because she is the one they always see in the kitchen and who always serve food to the family
Again most women would make sure everybody in the house including the kids knows her 1kobo has been used to take care of the family.

So much pressure on the man...His immediate family His wife's family his own family friends and other relatives are all on him most especially when the man is seeing small money.

Bro I can go on and on but this issue they burst my brain and I deh vex for our fathers somehow cos they will never tell us how these things deh be from early
someone like me only got to understand what my father went through only when I became a husband and a father too Its just too long a time before I understand their pains.
Do you know that after marriage I realized why my father always tell me DON'T EVER BEAT YOUR WIFE".
FamilyRe: Men Please Try And Reduce Your Stress And Live.. Real Life Lesson by jumpandpas(m): 11:00am On Oct 11, 2021
Osobi32:
Nothing in this world is worth the stress and I will never allow any woman to stress me. Despite the stress men go through and the sacrifices they make on daily basis to make ends meet and to provide for the family, it will shock u to know that ur children will always choose their mother over u. The thought of this alone dey pain me! I came across a post on Facebook two days ago where a guy said he had 500k to share btwn his parent and that he need an advice on how to share the money...... I was surprised at the response I saw. 95% of the comments was for him to give his mom 450k and give the father 50k. Honestly I dropped tears
One thing I have achieved is making sure all my children chose me ahead of their mum. I started by feeding them, bathing them and buying them good things whenever I am Coming home everyday. I created an irresistible friendship environment with them and it paid off. Today all my children don't even care if their mum is around.
PoliticsRe: Why South-East Governors Can’t Stop IPOB’s Sit-At-Home – Ikpeazu by jumpandpas(m): 10:38am On Oct 11, 2021
hakeemhakeem:
Are they staying at home willingly or by force and the fear of life and property
The governors will tell you that they're staying at home because of fear. This is BIG lie, even when IPOB called off the sit at home people still sits at home for the love of MNK and Biafra.
PoliticsRe: Why South-East Governors Can’t Stop IPOB’s Sit-At-Home – Ikpeazu by jumpandpas(m): 10:35am On Oct 11, 2021
GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

What is surprising to everybody is that the Igbo man who has always be taunted for loving money has willingly stayed at home in honor of Biafra despite the money he would have made on the sit at home day.

Let me tell you the truth, some people are willing to sacrifice everything they have for Biafra, I know an importer in Aba who told me that he can sacrifice all he had laboured for all these years in support of Biafra.


Guns and warships can never stop Biafra agitation.
What they don't know is that every Igbo man is a Biafran.
TV/MoviesRe: Toke Makinwa Unveiled As Anchor Of Gulder Ultimate Search 2021 by jumpandpas(m): 5:52pm On Oct 10, 2021
Leaforever:
They need eyes on the show. Toke is a professional host, but also very controversial wt millions of social media followers.
Those other guys were used before and the show didn't get enough viewers. I see why they chose her.
Stop doing Lie Mohammed's job.
PoliticsRe: Attairu Jega: PDP, APC Have Led Nigeria Astray For 21 Years by jumpandpas(m): 9:14am On Oct 10, 2021
TripleOh7:
First, the year in which the pictures you posted were taken as well as the location can't be verified.


Second, Jonathan was president for 6 years and yet he couldn't fix the electoral system to deliver credible election results.
Reason? Because he and his party were beneficiaries and intended to be beneficiaries for a long time to come.

Third, Jega was not in different places at the same time. Do you expect him to go online and look for pictures as proof of rigging?
Most people have forgotten that he chose professors from each of those regions as local heads of the electoral process in those states.

They transmitted the results to him. You expect him to cut himself into a hundred pieces to cover all these voting centers?

Fourth, I repeat my very valid point, why didn't the incumbent contest the so-called fraudulent results in court? Why did he result to cutting a deal with the incoming Buhari to not prosecute him for corruption?



This is also for you.
I leave you to your conscience if you have any.
PoliticsRe: Attairu Jega: PDP, APC Have Led Nigeria Astray For 21 Years by jumpandpas(m): 8:55am On Oct 10, 2021
TripleOh7:
So why didn't Jonathan contest the result in court if that's true? After all he was the incumbent.
The question should have been why did INEC under Jega register underage voters in North.

PoliticsRe: Attairu Jega: PDP, APC Have Led Nigeria Astray For 21 Years by jumpandpas(m): 8:44am On Oct 10, 2021
TripleOh7:
He's absolutely correct.



Don't mind them. Some of them were in primary school during that election, so they didn't know what happened.

Jonathan lost, fair and square. Simple.
GEJ Lost fair and square with Jega's underage voters in the North?
Jega is a big fool. He allowed underage voters in the north.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What To Sell Near Police Station by jumpandpas(m): 5:18pm On Oct 08, 2021
collarfreak:
Pls nairalanders got a shop beside a police station and I need an idea of what to sell in the shop that would boom making 20k daily.
Condom will do.
CrimeRe: Illegal Rehabilitation Center In Kano Where Victims Are Chained, Uncovered by jumpandpas(m): 5:16pm On Oct 08, 2021
grin

They should take Elrufai to this place for brain rehabilitation.
PoliticsRe: Railway Corporation Seeks N61.5b For Maintenance, Generates N1.13b by jumpandpas(m): 4:05pm On Oct 08, 2021
azpekuliar:
Yet another Federal Government money pit. Generated N1.1bn and wants N61bn for operational costs. Tueh!
Speechless
CelebritiesRe: Video Of Chiwetalu Agu After His Release From Army Detention by jumpandpas(m): 3:06pm On Oct 08, 2021
Anambragully:
The old fool will now learn to respect himself
Those that have you as their child are more foolish.
PoliticsFFK, End Of The Road For The Spy Among Us. by jumpandpas(op): 8:35am On Oct 08, 2021
Date was 1st of October 2019, in exercise of our passion for our dear nation, we seized a space for prayers and the Tafawa Balewa Square, it was raining cat and dogs, but we will not budge. A mother in the Lord was expected, but she was outside the country and so she sent an elegant lady who was all dressed up for a dignified event, though, surprised to see “crazy people” crying in the rain for Nigeria while Nigerians were under their blankets warming themselves off the cold that nature unleashed on that day!

She stepped out of her car and took her place with us, the cosmetic that adorned her face was lost to the rain, but you could see the beautiful heart of a nation builder through the countenance she maintained throughout our hours of prayer in the rain. It was my first time of meeting her, but thus left a strong impression on me!

Nothing was heard of her until I wrote my 1st article on FFK, she was enraged like most Nigerians, would take anything from me about FFK but not the word spy. On the other side knowing FFK modus operandi, she was concerned for me. Her words, FFK has the largest assembly of attack dogs on and off lines. She doubts if I can stand a chance against them!

But the rod of words that hit the 1st one sent at me sent warnings to the rest. Self is the pitfall for anyone out against his likes. But the Lord took that from me, before sending me out on this mission!

There are many like this lady, who were and some still lost to the reality of the day, and one shouldn’t blame them. I stand to be corrected, but within the scope of my reading and hearing, nobody has insulted the Fulani race more than Femi Fani-Kayode, there is no name they haven’t been called! In the words of FFK, Fulanis are proud, ruthless and totally unforgiving!

“They have long memories never forget a friend or favor and never forgiving an insult or a slight, most important of all is the fact that they overwhelm and conquer very slowly and incrementally and they do so primarily by infiltration, assimilation and guile”!

These were the words of Fulani spy among us! Femi was proud and ruthless in his operations. Fulanis are TOTALLY UNFORGIVING! Femi screamed at us, how come he is relishing in the fraternal bond of the Fulani blood. Could it be that blood is thicker than water, and for blood, he was on espionage for his mission to infiltrate, to be assimilated and then guile?

On memory, Meir Shalev, a Russian writer said: “Human memory awakens and extinguishes at will. It fills and sharpens actions, enlarges and shrinks those who perform them. It humbles and exalts as it desires.When summoned it slips away, and when it returns, it will do so at the time and place that suits it. It recognises no chief, no overseer, no classifier, no ruler. Stories mix and mingle, facts sprout new shoots.”

The trade of men like FFK has found a compromise in the nature of human memory. Ours, particularly as a people is as short as FFK’s fuse, a people with low retentive memory, for which he is comfortable trading ìfẹ́ for Abuja as his political constituency!

Like a transistor radio without battery, FFK has maintained a strategic silence, our bully is humble for now, hoping that we will soon forget. But please, keep this vow of mine, not under my watch will the Yoruba Nation forget! Till the promise land we reach shall the Igbos, the tribe of the Lady who took up the fight with me over about FFK be left to forget! “Human memory awakens and extinguishes at will. It fills and sharpens actions, enlarges and shrinks those who perform them”!

FFK was enlarged by the dynamics of human memory, what he sustained of himself, our memories kept of him, but now is time to shrink back to who is really is!

He is in chronicle and the unborn generation must read the book, “Judas among us”, it will fill minds and sharpen actions, when next his memory will be summoned it may slip away. The book will hit the book stands soon!

Unlike Judas, who sold just Jesus, he, FFK, has sold several, with the new list handed out. And two down, with more to go!

Mazi Nnamdi Kanu must have been a victim of coded Fulani infiltration strategy, who was visited by FFK in his village after which python came to dance and crocodile came to feast in Kanu’s home land, was it a coincidence?

MNK, at one time upon release from detention went to see the only blooded Fulani among the “sons” of Odùduwà who has an unhindered communication with him. The confidence was won. I need to ask MNK this question, who were the Nigerians that called him while he was in Kenya before his arrest?

Ours is not a probing people, if we were, questions should fill the public space waiting for answers from Femi Fani-Kayode! But FFK knows the code, go underground and wait. Every propagandists, according to Shavel should know, “stories mixed and mingle, facts sprouts new shoots”.

FFK is waiting for an occurrence of interest, to jump on, a mix and mingling of facts to fertilizer new shoots. Shouting on the side of the people, if he is loud enough, Yoruba would have forgotten that, FFK came to visit Sunday Adeyemo, with full security complements. A man who left government 15 years ago has maintained an average bill of 1 million naira every month on security and domestic staff. 12 million on security and protocols annually, in 15 years is 180 million with no known means of income, e reach to ask, who is bank rolling you”?

On FFK’s visit to Igboho, who were those persons in black suits who came with him, could they be DSS? What type of gadgets were deployed on this infiltration mission? Police too came with him o!

The success of its espionage was confirmed by Sunday Igboho’s assimilation of FFK! “Irú yín lafe”! Meaning it is your type we need!

Could Sunday Igboho be a victim of what FFK once revealed about the Fulanis? “it is only when they are fully entrenched and empowered and when they have won the confidence of their host community and infiltrated them that the sword is brought and the most extreme form of barbarity and violence are employed to fulfill their objective”.

FFK no doubt wọn the confidence of Igboho who possibly took him on tour of his house, he showed him his bedroom, his power room wasn’t spared from the prying eyes of FFK. His men were introduced, two able lieutenants, Adogan his traditional armor bearer and Alfa the Arab talisman in his camp. Both were victims of the day of DSS sword!

Did Igboho at any time spoke with any of FFK bank rollers, Governors across the country, Cross River, Zamfara, Yobe and particularly Kogi whom FFK needed to impress for consideration as his running mate? That is how so low we are thought of, a combination of Bello and Fani-Kayode to lead a 21st century Nigeria?

Sandwiched between two blood brothers, the prodigal son of futa jalon empire, Abdullateef stood before the surrogate father of their empire to pledge his allegiance and give reports of his espionage!

Our spy is back to base! Nigerians should by now know who FFK is. A Spy on Government bank rolling! Do we need to ask Attorney General of the Federation why the judge is not sitting on FFK EFCC’s case, yet he was part of the hosts of the prestigious gathering of the privileged few when the President’s only son got married in Kano!

FFK was a warrior of faith to people of Southern Kaduna, his exploits in this regard wọn the admiration of many, like Obadiah Mailafia who trusted him even with information about the Fulanis. The Christian community in Jos, Benue and the middle belt as a whole considered him a defender of the faith, but our “brother” was dressed in a borrowed robe!

After the Kano event and the acceptance of his father, the prodigal, formerly announced, “my maternal grandfather was a great and powerful Muslim cleric and scholar by the name of Sheik Nurudeen Sa’ Id. He was from Ilesha. He was also a civil servant and he spent a good deal of his adult life in Lagos. His father, that is my maternal great-grandfather, was a pure Yoruba man from Ilesha. However his mother, that is my maternal great-grandmother, was a pure Fulani woman from Sokoto.

My grandfather, Sheik Nurudeen Sa’id, who was half Fulani and half Yoruba, got married to my grandmother, Alhaja Abeke Sa’ id (nee Williams) who was a pure Yoruba woman. She was also known as ”Mama Ofin”. She was from Lagos (Isale Eko) and she was the daughter of Alhaji Isa Williams who was a key leader in the Muslim community and the richest businessman and trader in the whole of Lagos in his day. At last, our brother is a “quarter cast”, unfortunately like a less than 10% tribe subjugating the remaining 90%, a quarter of his Fulani blood is stronger than the 3 quarter of his Yoruba blood!

Reconciling FFK’s discovery of his ancestral root with what he once told us his hate may leave the gullible confused, but the intelligent can only be further convinced of his identity. “What I hate are, callous, barbarous and unspeakable atrocities that the Fulani herdsmen and terrorists are perpetrating in MY COUNTRY and the racist, hegemonist, ethnic and religious agenda that the Fulani leaders are seeking to impose!

What FFK said he hates, he has suddenly become! I can only wish those who will forever take his word with a pint of salt in the country the best of illusion.

The magnanimity and generosity of Prophet TB Joshua is today a legacy seen through what FFK has become. He made sure FFK lacked nothing, he wouldn’t have been this chased by avariciousness to trade out 7/8 for 1/8 had the prophet been alive. May the death of this benefactor not be his end of the road.

Dr Bolaji O Akinyemi, an Apostle focusing on revival in the church and revolution in the nation, the BID, as he is fondly called, is also a communication strategist. FB: Bolaji AkinyemiEmail:bolajiakinyemi66@gmail.com

Foreign AffairsRe: Hundreds Dead As ‘lions Of Panjshir’ Hold Line Against Taliban Assault( Pix,vid) by jumpandpas(m): 3:36pm On Sep 04, 2021
Biden and Buhari.
FamilyRe: "It's A Man's Duty To Clean, Cook And Raise The Kids" - Reno by jumpandpas(m): 1:36pm On Sep 04, 2021
JovialJune:
I Fixed long nail in my father's dick
Stop fucking your father.
RomanceRe: Two Things That Must Teach You Lesson In Life by jumpandpas(m): 1:32pm On Sep 04, 2021
Bluezy13:
I started adding 1 extra year to myself since I turned 24. Sometimes 2 extra years.
At 26, my kind was constantly telling me I was 27/28 and I needed not to waste more time in life achieving what I had/have in mind.
This has made me to unconsciously behave more mature than my actual age of which people doubt my actual age. Anyone I come in contact with always assume I am 2 years older or there about. Even women within my age bracket assume I am way older than they are... Makes older women closer to me.
Men olde...far older than I am call me "sir"...it is not because of my dress sense, after all I dress very casual... t-shirt, jeans and palms...the 2k palms littered in the markets but I am very reserved and confident and intelligent...or so they say.
I wish I had started the age increment assumption earlier when I was 17/18.
You're deceiving your children.... CONTINUE.

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