₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,325,126 members, 8,420,478 topics. Date: Thursday, 04 June 2026 at 09:18 PM

Toggle theme

Jumpandpas's Posts

Nairaland ForumJumpandpas's ProfileJumpandpas's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (of 77 pages)

CelebritiesRe: Cubana Chief Priest To Forfeit ₦10m To FG, Campaign Against Naira Mutilation by jumpandpas(m): 4:53pm On Jun 25, 2024
emmabest2000:
Bob went to jail because he has no good close friend,
Truth be told...
If Bob and Tonto are still friend during the time he went to court, Tonto would have safe Bob's ass with the help of her politicians friends
Connections matters grin


Meanwhile.....
You're wrong.

Bobrisky went to prison because he pleaded guilty.
Once you plead guilty in any case, you'll have yourself to blame.

His lawyer should hv told him not to plead guilty, that way he will find way and time to escape the hook just like Obi Cubana did.

OBC pleaded not guilty and he was released on bail afterwards he went for out of court settlement.
CrimeRe: Nigerians Languish In Detention Centers In Indonesia (photos) by jumpandpas(m): 10:23am On Jun 25, 2024
jidoex66:
I move there from Cyprus and stay about a year , I did business as well sending goods down home .
I don't think anyone staying legally or not involving in crimes had issues there, I still have guys there.
Even if you visit their prisons in Cyprus you will weep for Nigerians. But they did not just put them there for no reason, they either staying legally or commiting crimes. I leave in Cyprus for like 5 years before moving and I had no issue once with police .
Oga you're still a JJC in what's happening to Africans in Istanbul. In fact for african to enter Turkey now no easy. They no longer issue Visa except for business and schooling

You realy are not up to date in happenings there.
PoliticsRe: Minimum Wage: Be Patient With Tinubu, Onanuga Pleads by jumpandpas(m): 6:22am On Jun 25, 2024
wink
Bayo OnUDELE,
Was he patient with Nigerians before removing subsidy?
TravelRe: 7 Killed In Fatal Collision In Abia (photos) by jumpandpas(m): 10:01pm On Jun 24, 2024
huh

I will never enter that Akwa Ibom transport vehicles.

Their drivers are reckless and that Aba Ikotekpene rd is so narrow.

They should expand that road and dualize it. IT IS A FEDERAL ROAD.
PoliticsRe: Tinubunomics Bite Harder As Prices Of Beans, Tomato, Garri Rise By Over 30% by jumpandpas(m): 10:00pm On Jun 24, 2024
helinues:
Crying, wailing, nagging, that's all what you know.

Sebi the southerners are still waiting for the Northerners to be continuing producing the foods they would consume. Make una no worry, the high price are just warming up.

Why should foods that we are not exporting be costing ridiculously?

Na wailing and nagging una sabi, not interested in finding what could be the problem not to talk of finding any solution.
Shut up.
How much is a bag of fertilizer?
PoliticsRe: It Will Take Decades To Get Out Of Banditry – Sultan by jumpandpas(m): 8:06pm On Jun 24, 2024
cheesy

It is a lie Tinubu will crush banditry is 3 months.
PropertiesRe: Tallest Building In Ebonyi Abandoned By State Government by jumpandpas(m): 7:52pm On Jun 23, 2024
Opanka44:
I had expected Engr Dave Umahi to fix that building, but he goofed
He didn't do that because there's nothing to loot from there again.

When you hear Lagos calabar high way, just know that such projects will give them an avenue to loot. They prefer fresh projects.
PoliticsRe: I Doubt If Any Reasonable Voted Tinubu, Even INEC Is Ashamed Of Talking Of It by jumpandpas(m): 10:15am On Jun 23, 2024
Lanretoye:
na free food then Dey give una for una own place,na why una Dey sell una pekin to feed.stay there,your mama go soon sell you.

Christianity EtcRe: Must A Born Again Christian Do Restitution Or Simply Move Forward? by jumpandpas(m): 10:10am On Jun 23, 2024
VOsimhen144:
Christian should simply move on.
Jesus Christ has paid our debts.

Below is what I told all the people wey I dey owe money since I gave my life to Christ.
LUKE 19...
And Zacchaeus stood, and said unto the Lord: Behold, Lord, the half of my goods I give to the poor; and if I have taken any thing from any man by false accusation, I restore him fourfold.

DO WHAT THIS MAN DID, RETURN ALL THAT YOU HV STOLEN OR APOLOGISE TO THEM.

SIN IS DEADLY HENCE WE SHOULD AVOID IT.
Christianity EtcRe: Must A Born Again Christian Do Restitution Or Simply Move Forward? by jumpandpas(m): 9:44am On Jun 23, 2024
VOsimhen144:
Christian should simply move on.
Jesus Christ has paid my debts.

Below is what I told all the people wey I dey owe money since I gave my life to Christ.
If the police cought an armed robber, all the stolen items with him must be returned to the owner.

If the holy Spirit arrests the sinner, he should apologise to those he offended.

That is repentance.
Christianity EtcRe: There Is No God, God Should Stop Helping Me- Nigeria Man Says by jumpandpas(m): 8:32am On Jun 23, 2024
Gajagojo:
YOU are free to believe anything you like but if you quote the bible to non subscribers as a source of facts for life realities then you are being a fanatic

Not everyone subscribes refusal to grasp that is fanatical

It is a fact that men wrote the bible not God
A hardened thief will never accept the part of the constitution that says he's guilty. He would rather plead not guilty because that part is strange to him.
He'll face the law Regardless.
Christianity EtcRe: There Is No God, God Should Stop Helping Me- Nigeria Man Says by jumpandpas(m): 8:18am On Jun 23, 2024
Gajagojo:
You cannot quote psalms to me
To talk about God
God did not write any psalm a human being like you did

You do not know who wrote it you only know what another human told you
Coming from a man who was taught 1+1, he even bought books written by men but the bible is his problem.

As far as you believe the mathematics and English text books written by men. I also believe the Bible no matter who wrote it.
PoliticsRe: I Doubt If Any Reasonable Voted Tinubu, Even INEC Is Ashamed Of Talking Of It by jumpandpas(m): 7:31am On Jun 23, 2024
Lanretoye:
Election is over a year now,if your wound has not healed then you have diabetes.
If the wound had healed, why are the Yorubas crying for hunger...Ebin pawa ooo?
PoliticsRe: I Doubt If Any Reasonable Voted Tinubu, Even INEC Is Ashamed Of Talking Of It by jumpandpas(m): 7:29am On Jun 23, 2024
hmohammed:
I voted for BAT and most of us in the North did. We will do it again in 2027. We will never vote for Obi the snake
History has shown that lunatics don't change their attitudes. Even if you take them away from displaying their lunacy they'll still find love in it again and again.
PoliticsRe: I Doubt If Any Reasonable Voted Tinubu, Even INEC Is Ashamed Of Talking Of It by jumpandpas(m): 7:24am On Jun 23, 2024
helinues:
Are you one of the people going through the pain? If the answer is No why crying more than the bereaved?
Will a mad man ever know that he's mad?
Continue displaying your stupidity.
PoliticsRe: I Doubt If Any Reasonable Voted Tinubu, Even INEC Is Ashamed Of Talking Of It by jumpandpas(m): 7:20am On Jun 23, 2024
StreetFight:
Post the CV and life achievements of your biological father here. Who knows, we may vote in your biological father to replace the JAGABAN god of Politics and Economics
If in this 21st century you can't show the primary and secondary schools your president attended, you can't point one or two people he grew up together with (age grades), you're of all men most foolish.
PoliticsRe: I Doubt If Any Reasonable Voted Tinubu, Even INEC Is Ashamed Of Talking Of It by jumpandpas(m): 6:11am On Jun 23, 2024
AdesegunSanni89:
Tinubu finally succeeded in turning yeebos to lunatics
The other day we saw how the Yorubas were crying for food shouting Ebin pawa ooo!
PoliticsRe: I Doubt If Any Reasonable Voted Tinubu, Even INEC Is Ashamed Of Talking Of It by jumpandpas(m): 6:00am On Jun 23, 2024
Why won't he Hail thee.
1No primary and secondary schools.
2 Dual citizenship.
3 Drug lord.
4 Real age and age grades unknown.
5 CSU forged certificate.
6 Balablu blu blu Bulaba (brain dead).

Why won't such character HAIL THEE for been foolish.

Reason why the national anthem was changed was to HAIL your foolishness nothing more.
Christianity EtcRe: There Is No God, God Should Stop Helping Me- Nigeria Man Says by jumpandpas(m): 5:51am On Jun 23, 2024
Gajagojo:
very good questions
Which lead to a question about your conclusion

Who created God
No-one made God. God is himself the maker and original cause of all that exists. God is the one who is “before all things” (Col. 1:17) and “from everlasting to everlasting” (Psalm 90:2). He is the one through whom all “all things were created” (Col. 1:16) and that nothing exists without his having made it (John 1:3).
CrimeRe: Man Electrocuted While Vandalizing a Transformer In Otukpo, Benue by jumpandpas(m): 10:29pm On Jun 22, 2024
Lemos14:
Speak for yourself, and the silly example you gave dosent apply to me, don't call everybody what you are to make yourself feel better....dont drag hardworking honest nogerians into what your family does for a living.
Lol, 98.99% of Nigerians didn't make their money genuinely.

Either you cheated in WAEC, JAMB or in the uni. Or you manipulated your customers to ur gain. If you're 100% truthful in Nigeria you'll remain poor. KISS THE TRUTH.
CrimeRe: Nigerians Languish In Detention Centers In Indonesia (photos) by jumpandpas(m):
jidoex66:
I’ve been stopped both in Istanbul and Ankara , as soon as I showed them my kimlik and they verified it within minutes they let me go. I’ve not heard this before in turkey.
Do you stay theie or you went for business?

What's the condition of Africans in Istanbul?

Visit their prisons, you'll weep for africa.
HealthRe: Unregistered Tiger Nut Drinks Caused Lagos Cholera Outbreak – Govt by jumpandpas(m): 6:07pm On Jun 22, 2024
grin
CrimeRe: Man Electrocuted While Vandalizing a Transformer In Otukpo, Benue by jumpandpas(m): 6:05pm On Jun 22, 2024
Lemos14:
Oya clap for yourself since you dont have shame..Keep stealing....you will be caught and your children you stole for will look at you with utter disdain
Everybody is a thief.
You can steal money, someone's opportunity etc.

If you're to resume work by 8am and you resumed by 9am, you've stolen 1hour production time of your master.
CrimeRe: Man Electrocuted While Vandalizing a Transformer In Otukpo, Benue by jumpandpas(m): 6:02pm On Jun 22, 2024
TechCapon:
it's a lie. A thief is a thief. Nothing like bad government
Mr man, condition can push you into what you never expected in your life. Just calm down.
CrimeRe: Man Electrocuted While Vandalizing a Transformer In Otukpo, Benue by jumpandpas(m): 6:00pm On Jun 22, 2024
Lemos14:
This doesn't make any sense...no matter how desperate you are will you ever think of going to steal a transformer?
I have taken more deadly risks. Everyone has his own route.
CrimeRe: Man Electrocuted While Vandalizing a Transformer In Otukpo, Benue by jumpandpas(m): 5:53pm On Jun 22, 2024
Sagacity10:
Some mumu people will still come online and blame the Government at the centre for making this idiot to go and steal from a live transformer. Good riddance to the thief
Honestly your government cannot be exonerated of this man's death.

The sight of seeing your kids crying for food can push a father into many things.
CrimeRe: Nigerians Languish In Detention Centers In Indonesia (photos) by jumpandpas(m): 4:52pm On Jun 22, 2024
gtassure:
Lies!
If you hv anybody in Istanbul ask him what's happening to Africans there. You can relate my story to the person ok.
CelebritiesRe: Why I Rejected Blank Cheque From Cheating Married Woman – Whitemoney by jumpandpas(m): 2:15pm On Jun 22, 2024
kgr8mike:
Honestly dont sleep with a married woman. They destroy destinies. If I can turn the hand of time my brother, the trajectory of my life would be different but I pray God will forgive me. Please anyone reading this should interceed 4me. Please & please as a young man please & please run away from married women, they are destiny destroyers. The consequeces are too much.
Every saint was a siner.
Forgive yourself and forge ahead. Disabuse your mind the belief that your past is keeping you down.
CelebritiesRe: Why I Rejected Blank Cheque From Cheating Married Woman – Whitemoney by jumpandpas(m): 2:07pm On Jun 22, 2024
Feldie:
Mumu liar. She doesn't know how to do transfer or what? You think this is still 1990?
You just hear of "blank cheque" and decided to make up braindead story when was the last time you saw anybody with a cheque?
A married woman will give you
blank cheque?
That means he can put any amount he wants in the blank cheque?

THIS IS THE LIE OF THE CENTURY.
CrimeRe: Lagos: Killers Use Okada To Run Over Body After Murdering Man In Broad Daylight by jumpandpas(m): 10:25am On Jun 22, 2024
huh
HealthRe: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by jumpandpas(m): 8:51am On Jun 22, 2024
Akpabio22:
Most men penis fail on mission because of too much masturbation before marriage. Masturbation kills the strength of the penis.
Yeah, but age and stress is another thing.
HealthRe: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by jumpandpas(m): 8:46am On Jun 22, 2024
grin

Even the president has warned his gullible followers to stop standing on his ma#h00d.
According to him, you can't stand on what is not standing grin

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (of 77 pages)