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Mikespecialone:
You are the real cockalorum , a flibbertigibbet. an ultracrepidarian whippersnapper, an obstreperous doodlebug, a Lilliputian delinquent and a canterkerous incunabula.

However, we forgive you

We forgive you

Omo, we plenty wey no well for this country.

See grammar

Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon has forgiven Wizkid for telling him to getout.

https://www.nairaland.com/8230977/abeg-getout-wizkid-insults-hon


During his apoplectic vituperation yesterday, Wizkid insulted Igodomigodo.
What a cockalorum he is! A flibbertigibbet. An ultracrepidarian whippersnapper. What an obstreperous doodlebug. A Lilliputian delinquent. A canterkerous incunabula.
However, I forgive him.
Selah. 🕊️

- Patrick Obahiagbon

Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon was told to 'getout by Wizkid due to his (Wizkid) inability to comprehend the choice of grammer used by the Honourable to advice him.

"You need to jettison acrimonious and fractious proclivities and focus on climaxing at the upper echelons of global music milieu. Why not embrace the principle of per cola et commata, comma positula.

Goodvibes007:
Whereas in some region, especially during Peter Obi's tenure, they won't even allow non Anambrans to control the markets.

Hypocrisy. Gladly when Sanwo Olu is done, a conservative governor will be elected.

So Anambra is no longer landlocked?

Factcheck0001:
so Simon ekpa claiming attacks is not d problem again but asari

Omo how u people Dey reason should b studied, so ekpa declared one month sit at home but it is asari that should b arrested

Y are u people behaving like clowns

U no dey reason?

Keep proving that you're more of a clown than those you acuse.

Goodvibes007:
So basically, national coordinator, Comrade Emmanuel Onwubiko who also happens to be Nnamdi Kanu's kinsman is asking for Asari Dokubo to be locked up, while Nnamdi Kanu, the terrorist that called for killing of soldiers, stealing their guns, and for sit at home with it's violence to be released. 🤡

You want Nnamdi Kalu locked up but want a private individual brandishing high power military weapons to be walking freely?

Nigeria we HELL thee.

nolamicautos:
Osimhen isn't really suited for the Premier League. He should stick with Napoli, please. As for Mikel, he should consider coaching instead of talking nonsense. Football isn't an easy game, after all. How many goals and assists did he even manage in his career? Just leave our Jackson alone—we love him.

Tell your Jackson to shut up Mikel with a trophy not rants.

Mikel is a legend having won everything in club football.

Nigeria we HELL thee.

Nigeria we HELL thee

[quote author=favor914 post=131675688][/quote]Are you not ashamed that Buhari is far better than Tinubu.

atiku4President:
Kai, where else in the world does this happen? Even Afghanistan cannot tolerate this.

Only madridguy and other APC urchins will be hailing a failed government.

omoadeleye:
Abi, they already served their father land in a private restricted area already no need of man o war drilling in a government restricted area again.

The kpekus of the female corpers after regaining freedom from the terrorists.

madridguy:
Probably West-backed ISIS terrorists.

Meanwhile, Russia's Spetsnaz has neutralized all rioting prisoners, the hostages have been freed.

This is why your country is bad.
You don't tell your leaders the truth, you blame those you hated.

FG means Failed Government.

Shawarmagirl:
2023 general election is my very first time to vote in life since I was born. Also, it is my very last time I will be voting till I pass on. I give up on INEC.

I saw how UK did their election few months ago, I wept for Nigerians. Voters cards were delivered at your door step. People came out vote and leave the polling unit. No police, army, agberos present in almost all the polling unit. Those who went to work came back and still went to vote. Result were transmitted in real time live. Labour Party won, no court case, no tribunal or supreme court case. Here and there, I called my parents and told them never ever will they go waste their precious time voting in Nigeria failed system of voting.

Even God has given up on Nigerian electoral system.

IF I WAKE UP AND HEAR THE YORUBAS BEATING THE DRUM OF WAR I WILL GO BACK TO SLEEP. ----- IBB

2Radii:
Lol
Well he might be right with his view is is exclusive to him.

The tin is, Those village orthodox churches use to give account of how they received and spent the church money/donations at the end of every year...in my hometown that is the norms actually so I was used to it before I left for the cities.

It was when I got to lagos I saw that there also used to be different churches with different ideas, management system and extortion techniques in the name of collecting dues and gifts.

Some of the churches are direct clones of the old orthodox churches we were used to in the village, same mode of service and all but the only difference is the way they collect money. These clones churches are hungrier for money more than a responsible family man. And the funny thing is that nothing like accountability or reports on how the money was spent.
If u dare ask the pastors and some followfollow church members will blackmail u in front of other listening ears into believing u re a devil, antichrist, antipastor and a person who is not filled with the holy spirit. That time u need deliverance

Laslas a no kuku dey attend church again

Every church does that but not openly. There's department that handles that in every church though i prefer this method from oyibo people.

Akaegwu:
This will be the end of this news. She will be released ASAP.

Niherian security men are not intelligent if they're, they would have used the suspect to arrest the BANDIT.

This might be the last time you'll hear this case.

Criminal.

CyrusVI:
Who is GEJ?

That one that was the President when Okonj0-Iweala and Diezani oversaw a huge missing money raking up to $20m?

That one whose female ministers like Stella Oduah was using to play pingpong while buying bulletproof cars worth hundreds of millions?


Spits

You didn't say anything about the economy under GEJ, at least your people didn't cry Ebin pawa ooo under GEJ.

Lithiumite:
Buying properties on another man's land and who benefits ? Where do the taxes go?you are the ones helping them add value to their land while yours turns to a wasteland no one is interested in acquiring......with all the money you spent acquiring the land,99 years after it goes back to the owners and you have to negotiate again.....the cycle continues.

Cry more. You know nothing about business so i will 4give your ignorance.

Tflex01:
That land you are bragging about belongs to the Lagos State Government after 99 years remember?

Lol, ode. After 100yrs every land will be renewed just like you renew your vehicle papers and passport.
It doesn't mean that the seller will take possession.

WorldRichest:
You forgot to include that the enemies chased themselves from South Africa to Ozubulu Catholic Church in Anambra and shot several of the worshippers dead including the statues of Jesus and Holy Mary with sophisticated weapons, just because of drug money which the want to use to develop Yoruba land

Same way you killed MKO and shared his meat according to his son.

Honor10:
You need brain check, is it only ibo that are buying land?

Efulefu the joke is on you.

WorldRichest:
Weeping in the camp of the enemies. 2031 is sorted.

We will continue to teach you Politics. We own this game

Next is, we will sponsor protests by the headless mob, they will protest continuously against the current INEC Chairman Mahmoud Yakubu. We will listen to your complaints, then we will remove Yakubu and replace him with one of our Boys, a core Yoruba boy. If you complain, we will remind you that Yoruba man has never been INEC Chairman since Abdulsalam Abubakar established INEC, so it is the turn of a Yoruba man who is one of Tinubu’s old Boys. You will cry blood

Las las you'll show us what you achieved more than the enemies.
The enemies seems to benefit more under any government in power, they're still buying your ancestral lands and are still building on them while your people continue crying and protesting because of hunger.