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Politics / Re: We Won’t Allow The Ridicule Of Iyaloja In Lagos Computer Village- Yoruba Council by jumpandpas(m): 10:04pm On Sep 04
Goodvibes007:
Whereas in some region, especially during Peter Obi's tenure, they won't even allow non Anambrans to control the markets.

Hypocrisy. Gladly when Sanwo Olu is done, a conservative governor will be elected.

So Anambra is no longer landlocked?

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Politics / Re: South East Killings: We Want Asari Dokubo Arrested, Prosecuted – HURIWA by jumpandpas(m): 9:04am On Aug 31
Factcheck0001:
so Simon ekpa claiming attacks is not d problem again but asari

Omo how u people Dey reason should b studied, so ekpa declared one month sit at home but it is asari that should b arrested

Y are u people behaving like clowns

U no dey reason?

Keep proving that you're more of a clown than those you acuse.

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Politics / Re: South East Killings: We Want Asari Dokubo Arrested, Prosecuted – HURIWA by jumpandpas(m): 8:55am On Aug 31
Goodvibes007:
So basically, national coordinator, Comrade Emmanuel Onwubiko who also happens to be Nnamdi Kanu's kinsman is asking for Asari Dokubo to be locked up, while Nnamdi Kanu, the terrorist that called for killing of soldiers, stealing their guns, and for sit at home with it's violence to be released. 🤡

You want Nnamdi Kalu locked up but want a private individual brandishing high power military weapons to be walking freely?

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Politics / Re: This Has To Stop!’ Okonjo-iweala Asks Politicians To Stop Weaponising Insecurity by jumpandpas(m): 9:35pm On Aug 25
Nigeria we HELL thee.
Sports / Re: Chelsea FC: Shut Your Mouth, Show Respect - Nico Jackson Replies Mikel Obi by jumpandpas(m): 9:33pm On Aug 25
nolamicautos:
Osimhen isn't really suited for the Premier League. He should stick with Napoli, please. As for Mikel, he should consider coaching instead of talking nonsense. Football isn't an easy game, after all. How many goals and assists did he even manage in his career? Just leave our Jackson alone—we love him.


Tell your Jackson to shut up Mikel with a trophy not rants.

Mikel is a legend having won everything in club football.

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Politics / Re: Kashim Shettima Represents Bola Tinubu At NBA Conference In Lagos (Photos) by jumpandpas(m): 9:05pm On Aug 25
grin

Nigeria we HELL thee.

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Politics / Re: Atiku Demands Explanation On Oando’s Accelerated Oil Deal by jumpandpas(m): 7:15pm On Aug 25
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Politics / Re: Rice To The Rescue: How Tinubu Plans To Fix Nigeria One Grain At A Time by jumpandpas(m): 6:48pm On Aug 25
Nigeria we HELL thee grin grin

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Politics / Re: My Presidency Would Have Heralded Prosperity, Atiku Replies Bode George by jumpandpas(m): 10:56pm On Aug 24
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Are you not ashamed that Buhari is far better than Tinubu.

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Politics / Re: My Presidency Would Have Heralded Prosperity, Atiku Replies Bode George by jumpandpas(m): 10:52pm On Aug 24
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Politics / Re: Kidnapped Sarkin Kwaji of Taraba Cries Out From Captivity by jumpandpas(m): 6:35pm On Aug 24
atiku4President:
Kai, where else in the world does this happen? Even Afghanistan cannot tolerate this.

Only madridguy and other APC urchins will be hailing a failed government.

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NYSC / Re: NYSC Issues Certificates To Corps Members Who Spent Service Year In Bandits’ Den by jumpandpas(m): 10:15pm On Aug 23
omoadeleye:
Abi, they already served their father land in a private restricted area already no need of man o war drilling in a government restricted area again.

The kpekus of the female corpers after regaining freedom from the terrorists.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: ISIS Take Control Of Russian Jail: Inmates 'cut Guard's Throat(photos) by jumpandpas(m): 6:14pm On Aug 23
madridguy:
Probably West-backed ISIS terrorists.

Meanwhile, Russia's Spetsnaz has neutralized all rioting prisoners, the hostages have been freed.

This is why your country is bad.
You don't tell your leaders the truth, you blame those you hated.
Politics / Re: Kudirat Kekere-Ekun: Profile Of The 23rd Chief Justice Of Nigeria by jumpandpas(m): 12:51pm On Aug 23
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Politics / Re: Togo, Benin Owe Nigeria $14m For Electricity – FG by jumpandpas(m): 6:52am On Aug 22
grin

FG means Failed Government.

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Politics / Re: Osita Chidoka Analyzes The Results Of 2023 Off-Cycle Elections (Video) by jumpandpas(m): 6:18pm On Aug 19
Shawarmagirl:
2023 general election is my very first time to vote in life since I was born. Also, it is my very last time I will be voting till I pass on. I give up on INEC.

I saw how UK did their election few months ago, I wept for Nigerians. Voters cards were delivered at your door step. People came out vote and leave the polling unit. No police, army, agberos present in almost all the polling unit. Those who went to work came back and still went to vote. Result were transmitted in real time live. Labour Party won, no court case, no tribunal or supreme court case. Here and there, I called my parents and told them never ever will they go waste their precious time voting in Nigeria failed system of voting.

Even God has given up on Nigerian electoral system.
Politics / Re: IBB At 83: A Shining Example Of Service – Niger CAN by jumpandpas(m): 8:32am On Aug 18
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IF I WAKE UP AND HEAR THE YORUBAS BEATING THE DRUM OF WAR I WILL GO BACK TO SLEEP. ----- IBB

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Religion / Re: UK vs Nigeria: Why I Will Never Attend A Church In Nigeria Again - Man by jumpandpas(m): 8:31am On Aug 18
2Radii:
Lol
Well he might be right with his view is is exclusive to him.

The tin is, Those village orthodox churches use to give account of how they received and spent the church money/donations at the end of every year...in my hometown that is the norms actually so I was used to it before I left for the cities.

It was when I got to lagos I saw that there also used to be different churches with different ideas, management system and extortion techniques in the name of collecting dues and gifts.

Some of the churches are direct clones of the old orthodox churches we were used to in the village, same mode of service and all but the only difference is the way they collect money. These clones churches are hungrier for money more than a responsible family man. And the funny thing is that nothing like accountability or reports on how the money was spent.
If u dare ask the pastors and some followfollow church members will blackmail u in front of other listening ears into believing u re a devil, antichrist, antipastor and a person who is not filled with the holy spirit. That time u need deliverance grin

Laslas a no kuku dey attend church again

Every church does that but not openly. There's department that handles that in every church though i prefer this method from oyibo people.
Crime / Re: Police Apprehend Woman With AK-47, Magazines Hidden Inside Garri Sack by jumpandpas(m): 6:37am On Aug 18
Akaegwu:
This will be the end of this news. She will be released ASAP.

Niherian security men are not intelligent if they're, they would have used the suspect to arrest the BANDIT.

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Crime / Re: Police Apprehend Woman With AK-47, Magazines Hidden Inside Garri Sack by jumpandpas(m): 6:32am On Aug 18
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This might be the last time you'll hear this case.

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Politics / Re: President Tinubu Limits Government Officials at UN General Assembly by jumpandpas(m): 10:21pm On Aug 17
Criminal.

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Will Do A Better Job As President, Says Bala Mohammed by jumpandpas(m): 11:55am On Aug 16
CyrusVI:

Who is GEJ?

That one that was the President when Okonj0-Iweala and Diezani oversaw a huge missing money raking up to $20m?

That one whose female ministers like Stella Oduah was using to play pingpong while buying bulletproof cars worth hundreds of millions?


Spits lipsrsealed

You didn't say anything about the economy under GEJ, at least your people didn't cry Ebin pawa ooo under GEJ.
Politics / Re: NJC Recommends Kudirat Kekere-Ekun CJN-designate, 27 High Court Judges by jumpandpas(m): 9:47am On Aug 16
Lithiumite:


Buying properties on another man's land and who benefits ? Where do the taxes go?you are the ones helping them add value to their land while yours turns to a wasteland no one is interested in acquiring......with all the money you spent acquiring the land,99 years after it goes back to the owners and you have to negotiate again.....the cycle continues.

Cry more. You know nothing about business so i will 4give your ignorance.
Politics / Re: NJC Recommends Kudirat Kekere-Ekun CJN-designate, 27 High Court Judges by jumpandpas(m): 9:46am On Aug 16
Tflex01:


That land you are bragging about belongs to the Lagos State Government after 99 years remember?

Lol, ode. After 100yrs every land will be renewed just like you renew your vehicle papers and passport.
It doesn't mean that the seller will take possession.
Politics / Re: NJC Recommends Kudirat Kekere-Ekun CJN-designate, 27 High Court Judges by jumpandpas(m): 9:44am On Aug 16
WorldRichest:


You forgot to include that the enemies chased themselves from South Africa to Ozubulu Catholic Church in Anambra and shot several of the worshippers dead including the statues of Jesus and Holy Mary with sophisticated weapons, just because of drug money which the want to use to develop Yoruba land

Same way you killed MKO and shared his meat according to his son.
Politics / Re: NJC Recommends Kudirat Kekere-Ekun CJN-designate, 27 High Court Judges by jumpandpas(m): 9:43am On Aug 16
Honor10:


You need brain check, is it only ibo that are buying land?

Efulefu the joke is on you.
Politics / Re: NJC Recommends Kudirat Kekere-Ekun CJN-designate, 27 High Court Judges by jumpandpas(m): 1:53pm On Aug 15
WorldRichest:
Weeping in the camp of the enemies. 2031 is sorted.

We will continue to teach you Politics. We own this game

Next is, we will sponsor protests by the headless mob, they will protest continuously against the current INEC Chairman Mahmoud Yakubu. We will listen to your complaints, then we will remove Yakubu and replace him with one of our Boys, a core Yoruba boy. If you complain, we will remind you that Yoruba man has never been INEC Chairman since Abdulsalam Abubakar established INEC, so it is the turn of a Yoruba man who is one of Tinubu’s old Boys. You will cry blood

Las las you'll show us what you achieved more than the enemies.
The enemies seems to benefit more under any government in power, they're still buying your ancestral lands and are still building on them while your people continue crying and protesting because of hunger.

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Politics / Re: FG Blocks N83bn Protest Funds, Arrests Political Collaborators by jumpandpas(m): 10:45am On Aug 14
Namaster:
Tinubu is a HORRIBLE president.

But there is NO denying the fact that the protests were politically-motivated. It felt so ARTIFICIAL.


Whe Tinubu protested in 2012, was it civilian motivated protest?
Politics / Re: 2024 Olympics: Again, Reno Omokri Accuses Peter Obi Of Tribalism by jumpandpas(m): 3:28pm On Aug 12
muhammaduyusufu:

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/yDgWTD5cAUtQzokG/?mibextid=qi2Omg

Coming from a man that hates Igbos, a man who never say anything food about ndi Igbo.

A pastor without congregation.
When will you visit Nigeria?

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Crime / Re: Probe Begins As Lagos Worker Dies After Jumping Into Melting Pot by jumpandpas(m): 10:19am On Aug 12
FreeStuffsNG:
“He jumped into it and all efforts made by his colleagues to stop him proved abortive, while his body was completely melted.

End time jump. If this is actually confirmed to be true after thorough and diligent investigation, then this is a serious poor mental health and possibly psycho-spiritual things. How on earth will someone be fantasizing over what would happen if he or she jumps into a furnace of melting iron at over 1538 degrees centigrade. This is a first for me. This is a rare occurence and a lesson to companies to keep a check on the mental health of those charged with this kind of industrial operations. May God console his family

There's no way the victim would hv overpowered all his colleagues and jumped to death.

I will never believe this line.

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Politics / Re: Bandits Kill Soldiers In Sokoto, Set Patrol Vans On Fire by jumpandpas(m): 6:18pm On Aug 11
I am watching from Aso Rock, pls make your comments brief and straight to the point. grin grin grin

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