Mtchweeeeewww! Fake news. @ poster pls be careful of what U post and be absolutely sure d news is authentic before posting

ecomalchemist:
Yes take the job and work on other profitable side hustles to earn more income.

That should be a good start.

/////// a nairalander dropped this gem, you can take a cue from this !!!!!!!!!!!

Now, we are here because of your financial future.

Your 2 biggest problems are the woeful state of the economy and you don't seem to be in a major city where's there's lots of jobs and business opportunity. And a third is, you don't have shishi on you.

About getting a job, perhaps put a brake on that now. I'll advise you to focus on hustling for now. Look at your friend that you're working with. He's a hustler in every sense of the word. What ever brings you money, go for it.

You also need to move to Lagos. I can only speak for Lagos as this is where I've lived practically all my life. Can you live rough for 1 or 2 years? You can rent a shanty somewhere in Lagos. Some charge like 1k a month. It's not forever but to give you a base.

Before coming, make sure you already have a bank account. This is where you'll be putting any money you make.

There are many hustling stuff you can do? Do you know those touts at cloths market like Balogun market can make 30k or more in a single day? Think of those at computer village or electronic touts at Alaba? Your primary job is to take customers to sellers of these materials and they will settle you.

I'm an estate agent and that's something you can go into with small money. First meet estate agents in your area and ask them for their list of properties they have for rent. After collecting the list, buy a blackboard. Write the list of the properties you collected on the board and put your number at the bottom.

When clients come, collect 2k as registration fee. Collect a registration form from one of the agents in your area and simply change the name of the agent on the form to your own. Make lots of photocopies.

With that 2k,promise to show them at least 3 properties. Some will even pay your transport after showing them around. I don't charge for registration but you need to as you're just starting.

There's nothing to teach you. You learn on the job. To upgrade however, you'll need to buy Castles Weekly, use nigeriaproprrtycentre.com and to not only to search for property but to advertise there as well.

Best place to make money in estate is Lekki peninsular as it's the fastest growing local government in the country.

Now, where to place your blackboard? Beg shops or offices where you stay that you need a place to put your blackboard. You should get a place.

Alternatively, simply ask someone who stays around to get you a place. Offer him like 1k if he finds and it's guaranteed you'll get a spot. Even a lady too can find a place for it.

U r a nice man

Why are you people even surprised? That's how it starts. Small time now U will hear something like "osisi ka nkwu / Don wani were the best criminals Nigeria ever produced. Mtchweeewww!. Bunch of charlatans loosing their senses.

So on that note, please do not hesitate to call me now for your CCTV installation. We are expert in it. U can also view it from your phone wherever you are at any point in time if you want. Yeah that's what we do? Holla now on +2348033481517.

HigherEd:
It is sad that once again a Nigerian who ought to be a responsible mentor for Nigerian youths has towed the unfortunate path of Ignorance. In his recent music video, Fahlz called out Nigerian Churches for building universities with money of the poor yet made it unavailable for the poor due to "expensive" tuition.

This is one of the numerous emotional blackmail that churches in Nigeria are being subjected to. It is sad because one wonders if much of these accusers even realise what it takes to fund a mediocre university not to talk of a good one. In much of these debates and attacks against churches, most seem to abandon the facts rather they go feed on the lies and propaganda against the church which is an easy target because most churches rightly do not have PR teams or many individuals knowledgeable enough to defend them.

How Much Does It Cost To Run A Nigerian University
We would be using federal and state universities as a guide here due to the unavailability of data from mission universities.
In their underfunded states, the University of Ibadan's annual wage bill stands at 800 million naira/month translating to 10 billion naira/annum. Capital allocation to the university also stands at 1 billion naira/annum. While Tetfund's annual allocation stands at 2 billion naira per annum. Therefore all FG induced funding stands at 13 billion naira for a total number of 29,783 students which put total FG subsidy of UI at N437,000.00 per annum. This is excluding the IGR made by the university.
State universities on the other hand have a typical wage bill profile of about 5 billion a year. Example would be the likes of Lautech and EkSu with 390> million naira and 450 million naira as wage bill respectively.

If Governments are finding it hard to fund universities how would fahlz expect churches to do so exclusively?
Until recently Lautech was enmeshed in a serie of Industrial actions which was a result of the two owner state's inability to pay subvention for the university. Adekunle Ajasin on the other hand witnessed an internal crisis when state government had to hike the fees students where paying. All these are testament to the fact that university education is severely expensive to fund. So the intelligent questions that Fahlz should be asking is how state governments funded with Oil revenue, Compulsory Tax and a predictable income regime are finding it nearly impossible to properly fund single universities across their various states. Not why should churches who are funded by Voluntary donations and a nonconsistent income regime must fund free education.

There Are No Free Church Universities Anywhere In The World.
While most of the advocates of free church university education are quick to cite old missionaries as the reason why today's church must give free education it is curious as to why they refuse to cite free church universities in adavanced nations of the world today which currently practices free education. They cunningly make it sound as though tuition fees was invented by Nigerian pastors. But it is indeed far from the truth. The fact is that majority of the conventional churches across the globe funded or founded by churches charge way higher than their counterparts in Nigerian universities. Exceptions would be made of university cum seminaries which are usually also funded by churches.

"Church Universities Are Funded By The Poor" - A lie invented by Mischievous individuals
Half truths are equal to lies, to say that church universities are funded by the poor is to insinuate that they are exclusively funded by them. But that would be a lie because the obvious truth is that they are equally funded by the rich and middle class who in some cases don't even bother applying. Much of these self appointed advocates of the poor are in the reality hypocrites using poor people as a pawn in a dirty war game against the church.
University education is expensive everywhere and where it is free someone must be paying for it. Many of the hyocritic advocates of the poor make it seem as though poor people sell off their inheritances to gift to churches so as to build schools "that are for the rich". But in reality what most church members give to churches or university donations are negligible funds such as 50 - 500 naira. How many 50/100 naira notes are you going to pull together to replace one 800,000 required to educate one kid?


Nigerian Churches Should Continue Their Good works In The Higher Education Sector And Ignore Detractors.
The fact of the matter is that Nigerian churches provided over 30 universities which has given thousands of Nigerian youths the opportunity to study in a country with one of the lowest university per populations in the world. They've done that and have equally saved Nigeria millions in foreign exchange which erstwhile was lost to education tourism. They've funded researches in millions, owned research institutes which helped in curbing infectious disease and now even one now has a startup laboratory.


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Pls receive sense cus It is very obvious U have lost your sense of reasoning. If your aim of building those universities is to impact godly knowledge from infancy, y then exclude the poor from being beneficiaries wth your high demands?

AdolfHitlerxXx:


Don't be insensitive.... Is it a source of pride to advertise STUPIDITY openly in your village?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Nkea atom bullshit!

issyeddy1:
I know this will happen when i see d 1st eleven squad...No Ozil, No Aubameyang...nonsense wenger

But like seriously, must u always show ur high level of senselessness? If you really know or even understand football much less of narrating Arsenal football, you shoulda known that aubameyang is not eligible to play and that ozil was reserved for carabeo cup. Thank you for understanding.

Why not include Port Harcourt?

Woooww! Such a nice post! Why then is this my making the front page? Meanwhile I dedicate this FTC to Ben Bruce

mgbadike81:
chairman, I love classic cars,I want to restore my dad's Volvo 240GL which is still in running condition but need serious body and interior works, however everybody I have told about it is discouraging me by saying that it costs a fortune to maintain and run a Volvo especially for someone that have other financial engagements, none of the people saying this is a mechanic but one is a commercial lorry driver, please, how true is this? thank you in advance for your response.

My brother! Abeg no mind Dem all. If u dey listen to their voices u fit enter lagoon oo! Many never even drive a single car b4 for their life. I'm currently using a Volvo xc90 & it's sweeter than the Camry I used before it. Got a friend using d saloon too. It's not costly nor difficult by any means to maintain. Better still, write down d faulty parts and head straight to the market and ask. D fact that it's an older version doesn't mean d parts ain't gonna be there anymore. Do d market survey yourself and then make your decision. Well done.

Ejaculate:
this woman is a learner! I could remember those days when I was still seeking for army man girlfriend. she taught me all tricks I know today about dick maintenance; withe likes of tramul mix with glucose plus coffee pulse burantasi I swear don't even know all she mixes but my dick becomes red hard with veins and she keeps squatting on my dick for like hour. yet I wouldn't release but truth is not I wount sleep well and no peace till the day I release!

Bro abeg you say she dey mix wetin? What's tramul? How she dey take mix am? Which kind burantashi?

Mediapace:
Which dstv stations will show the match

Telemundo and African magic

Wooooowwww! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Thanks a million times bro. Worthy of making the first page. Thumb's up bro

The idiot that posted this trash must be a very qualified matured senseless fool. Mtcheeeeww!

Wooooww! Nice write up bro. It surely will help.

drlaykay:
I was about 18 when I was madly in love with a girl. Her name is QUEEN. She broke up with me and I went to her house quite distant from mine. I blocked her by the road side close to her house and begged my ass out. She couldn't bear the sight of the tears that had flooded my sclera and waiting to drop.
She forgave me after much pleas.

I left for my house happily singing
"you are my African QUEEN "
On the street of lagos

HahahahahshshhhhhahahahahHHHahhahahahahahhhhhaaaaahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHOOIIII! BROS ABEG OOO! YOUR MUMU DON DO EEHH!

Pls can I be the first to know if it comes to Port Harcourt ?

Mimi005:

Yes

Must you answer anything U see just cus it has d shape of a question?

stGabrielo:
and WTF is our business everybody here chill with his wife,gf and side chick so what's new

Bad belly people like you! Na wetin make akin(featuring fela) titled one of his songs "bad belly people dem wan make I die"

Mindfulness:


Mindset of a man from a third world country. He will celebrate a man's promiscuity as a success when men from other countries are working on highly advanced technologies and developing their countries. That's why you don't have stable electricity.

Hahaaaahaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaahaaaaahahaahahahahaahahaahahahahaahaha! Kwa jwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa! Nna mehn! Nwanne! Udo odii kwa?

stGabrielo:
and WTF is our business everybody here chill with his wife,gf and side chick so what's new

Bad belly people like you! Na wetin make akin(featuring fela) titled one of his songs "bad belly people dem wan make I die"

@ op, pls make sure of all things. Make research before posting. Mayweather is just but a lightweight champion. He doesn't even understand what it means to be a heavyweight champion.

[quote[code][/code] author=MadCow1 post=54885163]My Pastor is the younger brother of Jesus so he is incorruptible.[/quote]

Well I had wanted to help u receive sense but your name says it all. Congratulations anyways.

kenonze:
The Minister of Sport cannot even afford N750 "armpit roll on"

Hahahahahahahahahahaha! So amongst all their display, na just d man armpit u notice. Eehhkwa? Chaii! U get eye problem oo bros. But come to think of it! No b pit u call am? How u com dey expect make e dey like cake?

Pls what are the requirements or qualifications for one to apply? Where in ph are they located also?

Na Waooo! Pls I don't like this! Why are u guys cursing & calling your senator names? Pls u pple shud stop it & leave d senseless idiot alone.

sluvy4tune:
I thinks Abians just wanted to punish the entire Nigerians by electing this man to the Senate.


My Abia Uno no try for this matter

Bros how can u say such a trash? Was there any election in that state? I put it to u that d fool can never pull 100votes in d entire aba. NOT NOW NOT EVER.

SIRKAY98:
Please Advice me!

I bought a land precisely 2 years ago in Oko ireke Ifo ogun state area and bearly afer 2years of purcahse and have a structure on it including my other friend land owners

We received ann information from the Family that sold us the land that each and everyone of us will pay wooping NGN100,000 for land gratification that the money we all paid was scrutinized by the agent that sold the land for us

Now the way i bought and paid for my own land was by Transfer intiated from my bank to my agent then all the evidenve is still intact till date. So i told my agent he said i should not worry that i am exempted ,but what baffles me is that

There is a new receipt they say the family will issue for you when u paid that money then i refused that the agent that sold that land for me also has a land built in that area and he is even the one incharge of the gratification money again .that i cannot pay any money


My worries?

Did i risk any lose in the future?

Can i carry a legal step against my Agent?

Should i pay the gratification fee so i can have the receipt they now issue to avoid wahala which if i tell the agent he will say i sholud not pay am exempted?

Cant the land owners win a suit against me if i file one?

Pleas advive muchly needed.

Don't u have a lawyer? If u don't, pls go get one cause he is just in d best position to guide u on this. We can only give u our opinions which may end up not being d fact according to the laws of d land. Meanwhile, d ealier d better!