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marvelck:
Imagine a guy looking for a virgin girl to marry, after deflowering many girls and sleeping with enough girls. Now, he wants to marry only a virgin girl. So, whats going to happen to all those girls he slept well (some severally), and the ones he also disvirgined? A lot of guys tend to reason or behave like that. He simply wants to eat their cake and also have it...for their mind, I guess. Instead of waiting tlll when its right, he decide to have sex/disvirgin a girl before marriage. Now, you are looking for a virgin girl to marry, when virgins don scarce...Who are we to blame for the scarcity of virgins? Guys of course!

Hey Listen and listen carefully
PLEASE doh doh doh,
I take God beg you
No carry wahala put for guys head
Most girls of nowadays dey use their hands cum dild'o break their stinking a55'ole.
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Shiii made me wonder what the fvck is wrong with 'em hoes.
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Endtime virgins
Endtime girls
Endtime dildos

xxxtedyxxx:
OMg...
You walk into the kitchen and you find your child like this...

Playing with your butter.
What Would U do??

Ahhh a Op why all this fb pinshure thieving, dere is God oo. . Na my baby tho

[quote author=Thecholeric post=42757294][/quote] You wan make pesin die :O Even pregnant ash go get problem when I catch am after drinking that.

AGB7:
Bros, 1 gallon of fresh kunu for you jare.

lol... I prefer monkey tail

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Why didn't you comment?
I need to know, please tell me.[/color]

I don't want to. . Now you know but if I must comment, " It doesn't make any sense".

I almost commented here. Thank God I didn't.

Thecholeric:
Ok guys...sometime last year I met this girl whom I would like to call 'Yemi'.Yemi was a colleague of mine back then...I liked her,so I got her number from a friend of hers and decided to give her a call.I introduced myself and after a brief talk she was like 'ok...' (you kow how you girls can like to form now).

At that point I knew I couldn't flow with this babe...anyways i kept on persisting just cos i liked her...so I followed up with some sweet text messages *u know now*8-)...to cut the long story short I got tired or her fronting

fortunately or unfortunately I met this other girl who really got me going.As time went on 'Yemi' began to realise I was really smart and she developed a crush on me.She did all she could but I Just didn't pay her any attention...She thought i still liked her but the truth was- I HAD MOVED ON.Now she really thinks she has all it takes to get me back but its too late...

I'm sorry to say this but this is the same situation most girls find themselves.A guy with a sincere and honest heart walks up to you and expresses his feelings... and what do you do...? You turn him down only to return later promising him heaven on earth only if he can come back to you...

Any witness in the house please?

Yea Exactly but lemme give you small expo,
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One day she'll also move on from you and then as nature will have it,You'll fall for her and you'll want to try your luck again.
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Advice: Lash am even if say na once, then continue with the present chick incase of future advancements.

Thank me later

You cannot piss on my head and tell me it's raining. ..Mko Abiola
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Ndi ofe self

Close this thread already,
I'm tired of cramming.
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JustChris--Tears of a tired learner

There is a tide in the affairs of men.
Which, taken at the seas, leads on to fortune;
--president Charles Logan to President Allison Taylor.
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"Death created time to grow the things that it would kill."
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"Well, once there was only dark. If you ask me, the light's winning."
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Well, if the common good has got to make up fairy tales, then it’s not good for anybody.
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Look, as sentient meat , however illusory our identities are, we craft those identities by making value judgments. Everybody judges, all the time.

--All by Rust cohle
True detective
.(You should watch it)
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I read this post on the Front page about a woman who felt molested by a male Doctor while having mammogram

www.nairaland.com/2917648/omg-how-unprofessional-molested-male

And it got me flashing back to a theater event two weeks ago when I was being operated in a hospital in the eastern part of Nigeria.
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After the operations, the doctor (male) was tired and left the theater instructing the nurses to clean me up of the blood and all and it warrants I have to be adam naked.
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They started easily till they got to my chest first, it turned to another thing and all the nurses present (about 6 of them) are young (none above 30); the elderly ones do night shifts.
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The one cleaning my chest (cloth I wore was soaked with blood) lasted longer while doing that till then she got to my d1ck area.
She started clean-playing with it to an extent another nurse in there started complaining.
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Nurse 1: I am done with the plasters and all and you are still cleaning one place.
Nurse 2: As if there is something enticing there.
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I was embarrassed by their talks and actions but couldn't say a word because all my prayers is the surgery be a success which thanks to God, it was.
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I think the way some young people in the medical field are perverted is alarming and that action made me not to go back there because I don't think the hospital itself is serious.

Assault

Weyrey you no go change this your lifestyle

You wan propose inside church
You go soon do honeymoon 4 cathedra or basilica. ewwwww
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*Throws up

hahn:
Blind as a bat

Hahn as a chimp

I had this girl I was about to get down with but couldn't locate the center of excellence and I was like getting out of the mood then she shot me with something like this;
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This one you dey do like this, you still be virgin? ...
After pounding her that night, she stopped visiting me unprepared.
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NB: I couldn't locate it because It was too small even with the wetness and all.

Yes if the crime is worth it and mind you all crimes doesn't hurt people.
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e.g An artist drawing on the street walls is a crime against the govt even though they are just doing what they love to do.

The elections from presidential is rigged so why bother about gubernatorial?
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Nigerian politicians rigging elections like oil rig workers.
karashika sucking their blood.