If you get thoroughly insulted by your wife, two things are involved, it is either you let go or you hold on to it. If you let go, you are safe, but if you hold on to it, two things are involved, it is either you forget it after a while or you keep dwelling on it for a long time. If you forget it after a while, no problem, but if you keep dwelling on it for a long time, two things are involved, it's either you begin to discuss it with your good friends or you discuss it with your bad friends. Well, if you discuss it with your good friends, you are safe, but if you table it before your bad friends, two things are involved, it's either they take it seriously or they screw it over bottles of Gulder. If they screw it, you are safe, but if they take it seriously, two things are involved, it's either they advise you to beat her up or to wait till she does it again, if you take to the second advice you are safe, because she may not do it again, but if you heed the first advice , my man, two things are involved, it's either she is a radical feminist or everyday lady. If she is an everyday lady , ilara di ije(you escaped), but if she is a radical feminist, two things are involved, it's either she handles it alone or she alerts other radical feminist friends of hers. If she handles it alone, you can manage the injury, so you are still safe, but if she involves other radical feminists,enjoy your sick bed and accept my "unrefined" apology.

© Otunne JN 2016

1. Learners without learning sign: by the way they apply brake, u shall know them. They don't apply brake, they match it. If you are driving behind them, you have to be careful because they apply the brake meters away from a bump. You also know them by the way they grip the steering firmly, as if they are afraid someone will snatch it away from them

2. Drunk drivers: this category is spotted mostly at nights or evenings. By their speed u shall know them. After haven soaked themselves in free bottles of Gulder, they race like they have just heard that their MMM account has been unfrozen. They overtake from every side, left, right and center.

3. The next category comprises those who drove last on Nigerian roads in the 50's. They have been away for a long time and have just returned for the festive period. You know how to identify this group? They complain at every driving mistake made by road users. They also speak too much of the English language, with many bombastic lexical items. This is their regular line "you can't drive this way in the US", as if there are no crazy drivers down there.

4. The other group consist of those who borrowed a friends car. Its easy to identify them. They jump into potholes and fly over bumps like they are on set in an action movie. They don't know what it takes to maintain a car, they just sh uhut up and drive.

5. The last group include those who bought new cars. They drive at snail's speed. If you like hunk from now till ukwa is ready, they won't bulge. You think say my motor na kpalasa like your own.

@ Otunne JN 2016

FIVE TYPES OF DRIVERS U'LL SEE ON THE ROAD THIS PERIOD
1. Learners without learning sign: by the way they apply brake, u shall know them. They don't apply brake, they match it. If you are driving behind them, you have to be careful because they apply the brake meters away from a bump. You also know them by the way they grip the steering firmly, as if they are afraid someone will snatch it away from them

2. Drunk drivers: this category is spotted mostly at nights or evenings. By their speed u shall know them. After haven soaked themselves in free bottles of Gulder, they race like they have just heard that their MMM account has been unfrozen. They overtake from every side, left, right and center.

3. The next category comprises those who drove last on Nigerian roads in the 50's. They have been away for a long time and have just returned for the festive period. You know how to identify this group? They complain at every driving mistake made by road users. They also speak too much of the English language, with many bombastic lexical items. This is their regular line "you can't drive this way in the US", as if there are no crazy drivers down there.

4. The other group consist of those who borrowed a friends car. Its easy to identify them. They jump into potholes and fly over bumps like they are on set in an action movie. They don't know what it takes to maintain a car, they just shut up and drive.

5. The last group include those who bought new cars. They drive at snail's speed. If you like hunk from now till ukwa is ready, they won't bulge. You think say my motor na kpalasa like your own.

@ Otunne JN 2016

1wolex85:


Again, we can agree to disagree. To you it's trash, I am only responsible for what I say not what you understand.
I haven't said cash should be eliminated but the truth is whether you like it or not, there would have been much less people at the atms if mobile money has been implemented properly. Not everybody on the queue was going to buy 50 Naira pepper some were going to buy much higher value and rather than queue for hours would gladly pay the 100 Naira charge.

I am deeply awed by your calmness. Many would have flown off the handle with the barrage of insult hauled at you. You also do have a point in your submission. I'd like to meet u

hotspec:

Yes. But u dint tell us that registration for the programme is a non-refundable N5000 for the jobless youths

please who has registered?

SUNDAY TONIC

Yes, the economy is in recession,
Which is complete repercussion
Of our leaders' lack of vision
Many are in a state of confusion
Others are on the path of retrogresion
But you are created for a mission
God is gono make for you a concession
You don't need anybody's permission
To witness a ground-breaking explosion
In your chosen profession
God will make for you a provision
And you shall not live in delusion
U shall witness a geometric progression
And never suffer any seclusion
From abundant blessing procession
It does not matter your comlpexion
Only bring to God your confession
And to Him declare total submission
Then all your acts of commission
Or even those of omission
Will be brought for revision
All these, b/c u are God's possession

If this blessed you, it could also bless a friend if you share.
Sunday is here, let it shine!

© 2016 Otunne JN

yns4real:



http://punchng.com/fresh-5m-found-patience-jonathans-account/

If a dog bites a man it's no news, news is when a man bites a dog. News of looted funds sounds like a broken record. If you have traced illegal money to mama p's account, bring charges against her prosecute her and get the money, then let us know.

A hunter does not startle the games he has gone to hunt, he does not make a noise, he positions, aims and shoots at the game.

dre11:






http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/young-man-unable-sex-because-8761006

I came to see the man hood, I saw the man, where is the hood.In any case, I pray he gets healed.

[quote author=OneManLegion post=48932674]

It is correct. Moreso, one doesn't have to be a graduate or an English language one at that to verify the correctness or otherwise of that statement.

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Very wrong. "everyone" is an indefinite pronoun. As a rule, indefinite pronouns are considered singular subjuects, hence their antecedents must be singular. the pronoun "their" , which serves as an antecedent in the structure is a plural pronoun and so violates the law of concord. A singular pronoun such as "his or her" is more appropriate. Since "everyone" does not indicate any gender, the rule is to use a masculine gender. The sentence should therefore read "everyone shd mind his buisness" So u see u need to be an English student to get my drift.