BLESSING OF FUEL SCARCITY IN NIGERIA

1) Most compounds are noiseless because 'I better pass my neighbour' generators are on sabbatical leave

2) Wives are happy because husbands who like hanging out are now staying at home with the family because drinks outside are not cold and no fuel to drive out

3) All the housewives are cooking good food because no more Crunches and Mr Biggs

4) Kids are reading their books since watching TV needs fuel

5) No more congestion in network since many peoples phones are off

6) Browsing & downloading is faster than before cause not much people are online

7) Everyone sleeps very early now, No more late night movies

There are MORE PRAYERS & less distractions (omashe ooo)

9) Parents are over-joyed because their children that were always online now concentrates on their studies

10) Even God himself was very happy when he saw people who haven't gone to church for months and years going to church and staying for both First and second services just to charge their phones

11) Sex is good and long now for plenty housewives

12) Nigeria population would increase by 30% if light no waka cum back soon

culled from a friend's facebook page

Abeg let there be fuel!

No light, No fuel, No water .... APC there is God o!

good

DEMERITS OF FUEL SCARCITY FOR FAMILIES
1) Children now eat much more (voraciously, being on holiday) because of no (TV) distraction due to lack of power & fuel.

2) Early bed --> More sex --> more pregnancy/babies -->more spending (when tiny feets come), hence, we will start seeing results in 3mnths when more stomach begings to shoot out........LOL

3) Those with babies now contend with crying babies in d night due to heat.

egopersonified:
BLESSING OF FUEL SCARCITY IN
NIGERIA

1) Most compounds are noiseless because 'I better pass my neighbour' generators are on sabbatical leave

2) Wives are happy because husbands
who like hanging out are now staying at home with the family because drinks outside are not cold and no fuel to drive out

3) All the housewives are cooking good
food because no more Crunches and Mr Biggs

4) Kids are reading their books since
watching TV needs fuel

5) No more congestion in network since
many peoples phones are off

6) Browsing & downloading is faster than before cause not much people are online

7) Everyone sleeps very early now, No more late night movies

There are MORE PRAYERS & less
distractions (omashe ooo)

9) Parents are over-joyed because their children that were always online now concentrates on their studies

10) Even God himself was very happy when he saw people who haven't gone to church for months and years going to church and staying for both First and second services just to charge their phones

11) Sex is good and long now for plenty housewives

12) Nigeria population would increase by 30% if light no waka cum back soon

culled from a friend's facebook page

Newway2:
DEMERITS OF FUEL SCARCITY FOR FAMILIES
1) Children now eat much more (voraciously, being on holiday) because of no (TV) distraction due to lack of power & fuel.

2) Early bed --> More sex --> more pregnancy/babies -->more spending (when tiny feets come), hence, we will start seeing results in 3mnths when more stomach begings to shoot out........LOL

3) Those with babies now contend with crying babies in d night due to heat.

This number one is so true

Trash!

Baba ooo

toh

And the zombies will be very happy! This is no blessing joor! Suffering and smiling! Anyway let me join the op and laugh at Change Dole!

God punish this foolishness

Nad Funny!!!!


Go Tell Piple Wey Dey Filling Station, If U No Go Trend 4 Nairaland & Twitter With U Bandaged, P.O.P Body.


E No 4unny!

Op, if you think these are blessings, it means you need a brain surgeon!!! These are the type of ideas that come from citizens of a typical third world country! If only you knew what youths like you enjoy in civilized countries. It is only in this country that people take their sufferings as joke! If you check well, the person that posted this crap is suffering and still smiling while being trashed by the APC broom of slavery!

Hahahahahahaha

this network own na true o.. my network dey drag b4 don turn bolt ooo

You forgot to add the 3 million jobs promised by APC have been created as most youths sell fuel on the streets...

Haba

But mostly true sha... It's quiet and i haven't gone out for drinks as much

I still get surprise when people complain of no light. It's like the NEPA man in charge of our light has been on sabbatical since. I only read on news the power drop and increase but don't feel it.

After buhari was announced the winner of the presidential election people started trekking for him. we taught they were insane. Never knew they were being prophetic -they saw the future. Now everybody is trekking. Whether you like it or not u must trek.Now Nigeria is in the period of mass trekking for buhari....Gud evening friends

Nigerians will always look for a way to make jokes out of everything.

Blessings ?

Who ever compose this shiiiiittttt is a sadist. Gherra-here-mennnnnnn!

ANOTHER ADVANTAGE

People wey dey smoke IJEBU IGBO WEED Don change direction to OTUKPO weed cos after smoking IJEBU IGBO WEED you must drink cold pure water else you go turn Nokia (madness) now no more cold water


*sips dogonyaro and kulikuli

Story for the gods.. Free shit for lawma. let there be fuel. Control pri Story for the gods.. Free shit for lawma. let there be fuel. Control price is now #220/litre

Light still dey my area sha!!! Don't ask me where

I never see country like Nigeria b4, we go dey suffer like dis we go still dey smile and dey even crack joke join nam. 4 gudness sake i bot fuel 210 naira today. So OP what is all this suffering and smiling thing.

[Less traffic on the roads......quote author=egopersonified post=44391949]BLESSING OF FUEL SCARCITY IN NIGERIA

1) Most compounds are noiseless because 'I better pass my neighbour' generators are on sabbatical leave

2) Wives are happy because husbands who like hanging out are now staying at home with the family because drinks outside are not cold and no fuel to drive out

3) All the housewives are cooking good food because no more Crunches and Mr Biggs

4) Kids are reading their books since watching TV needs fuel

5) No more congestion in network since many peoples phones are off

6) Browsing & downloading is faster than before cause not much people are online

7) Everyone sleeps very early now, No more late night movies

There are MORE PRAYERS & less distractions (omashe ooo)

9) Parents are over-joyed because their children that were always online now concentrates on their studies

10) Even God himself was very happy when he saw people who haven't gone to church for months and years going to church and staying for both First and second services just to charge their phones

11) Sex is good and long now for plenty housewives

12) Nigeria population would increase by 30% if light no waka cum back soon

culled from a friend's facebook page [/quote]

Sai chain

Men are enjoyin their chain @home

Hahaha, all na change!!!

u mean u took time to cull that shitttt and post here...?

i see nothing but a list of shitttt from someone plagued with SUFFERING BUT SMILING SYNDROME...

how do u expect to develop with this shittty mentality

do you know the damage this No Fuel has and is and will cause....?

bro u need to go to Calvary...

y did I even read dis thing sef....

egopersonified:
BLESSING OF FUEL SCARCITY IN NIGERIA

1) Most compounds are noiseless because 'I better pass my neighbour' generators are on sabbatical leave

2) Wives are happy because husbands who like hanging out are now staying at home with the family because drinks outside are not cold and no fuel to drive out

3) All the housewives are cooking good food because no more Crunches and Mr Biggs

4) Kids are reading their books since watching TV needs fuel

5) No more congestion in network since many peoples phones are off

6) Browsing & downloading is faster than before cause not much people are online

7) Everyone sleeps very early now, No more late night movies

There are MORE PRAYERS & less distractions (omashe ooo)

9) Parents are over-joyed because their children that were always online now concentrates on their studies

10) Even God himself was very happy when he saw people who haven't gone to church for months and years going to church and staying for both First and second services just to charge their phones

11) Sex is good and long now for plenty housewives

12) Nigeria population would increase by 30% if light no waka cum back soon

culled from a friend's facebook page