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Blessings Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by egopersonified(f): 9:57am On Apr 04, 2016 |
BLESSING OF FUEL SCARCITY IN NIGERIA 1) Most compounds are noiseless because 'I better pass my neighbour' generators are on sabbatical leave 2) Wives are happy because husbands who like hanging out are now staying at home with the family because drinks outside are not cold and no fuel to drive out 3) All the housewives are cooking good food because no more Crunches and Mr Biggs 4) Kids are reading their books since watching TV needs fuel 5) No more congestion in network since many peoples phones are off 6) Browsing & downloading is faster than before cause not much people are online 7) Everyone sleeps very early now, No more late night movies There are MORE PRAYERS & less distractions (omashe ooo) 9) Parents are over-joyed because their children that were always online now concentrates on their studies 10) Even God himself was very happy when he saw people who haven't gone to church for months and years going to church and staying for both First and second services just to charge their phones 11) Sex is good and long now for plenty housewives 12) Nigeria population would increase by 30% if light no waka cum back soon culled from a friend's facebook page 122 Likes 20 Shares |
Re: Blessings Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by Pavore9: 10:08am On Apr 04, 2016 |
Abeg let there be fuel! 11 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Blessings Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by IsaacBuchi(m): 10:10am On Apr 04, 2016 |
No light, No fuel, No water .... APC there is God o! 21 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Blessings Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by weselomo(m): 10:19am On Apr 04, 2016 |
good |
Re: Blessings Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by Newway2(m): 10:47am On Apr 04, 2016 |
DEMERITS OF FUEL SCARCITY FOR FAMILIES 1) Children now eat much more (voraciously, being on holiday) because of no (TV) distraction due to lack of power & fuel. 2) Early bed --> More sex --> more pregnancy/babies -->more spending (when tiny feets come), hence, we will start seeing results in 3mnths when more stomach begings to shoot out........LOL 3) Those with babies now contend with crying babies in d night due to heat. egopersonified: 33 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Blessings Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by egopersonified(f): 11:11am On Apr 04, 2016 |
Newway2: This number one is so true 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Blessings Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by seyema(m): 8:47pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
Trash! 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Blessings Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by Nelkoko: 8:48pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
Baba ooo 52 Likes 4 Shares
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Re: Blessings Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by rawtouch: 8:48pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
toh |
Re: Blessings Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by Integrityfarms(m): 8:49pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
And the zombies will be very happy! This is no blessing joor! Suffering and smiling! Anyway let me join the op and laugh at Change Dole! 12 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Blessings Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by STFUand4kMeHARD(m): 8:49pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
God punish this foolishness 7 Likes |
Re: Blessings Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by ANTONINEUTRON(m): 8:49pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
Nad Funny!!!! Go Tell Piple Wey Dey Filling Station, If U No Go Trend 4 Nairaland & Twitter With U Bandaged, P.O.P Body. E No 4unny! 3 Likes |
Re: Blessings Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by Rapmoney(m): 8:49pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
Op, if you think these are blessings, it means you need a brain surgeon!!! These are the type of ideas that come from citizens of a typical third world country! If only you knew what youths like you enjoy in civilized countries. It is only in this country that people take their sufferings as joke! If you check well, the person that posted this crap is suffering and still smiling while being trashed by the APC broom of slavery! 14 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Blessings Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by Bgorgeous: 8:49pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
Hahahahahahaha |
Re: Blessings Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by tmtech: 8:49pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
this network own na true o.. my network dey drag b4 don turn bolt ooo |
Re: Blessings Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by Seeeeeeee: 8:50pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
You forgot to add the 3 million jobs promised by APC have been created as most youths sell fuel on the streets... 34 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Blessings Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by nextstep(m): 8:50pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
Haba But mostly true sha... It's quiet and i haven't gone out for drinks as much |
Re: Blessings Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by lonelydora: 8:50pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
I still get surprise when people complain of no light. It's like the NEPA man in charge of our light has been on sabbatical since. I only read on news the power drop and increase but don't feel it. |
Re: Blessings Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by Nobody: 8:51pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
After buhari was announced the winner of the presidential election people started trekking for him. we taught they were insane. Never knew they were being prophetic -they saw the future. Now everybody is trekking. Whether you like it or not u must trek.Now Nigeria is in the period of mass trekking for buhari....Gud evening friends 18 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Blessings Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by loadedvibes: 8:51pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
Nigerians will always look for a way to make jokes out of everything. |
Re: Blessings Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by PHfinest(m): 8:51pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
Blessings ? |
Re: Blessings Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by Nobody: 8:51pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
Who ever compose this shiiiiittttt is a sadist. Gherra-here-mennnnnnn! |
Re: Blessings Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by AmAlbert(m): 8:52pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
ANOTHER ADVANTAGE People wey dey smoke IJEBU IGBO WEED Don change direction to OTUKPO weed cos after smoking IJEBU IGBO WEED you must drink cold pure water else you go turn Nokia (madness) now no more cold water *sips dogonyaro and kulikuli 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Blessings Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by Olukologia(m): 8:52pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
Story for the gods.. Free shit for lawma. let there be fuel. Control pri Story for the gods.. Free shit for lawma. let there be fuel. Control price is now #220/litre |
Re: Blessings Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by healthyarena(f): 8:53pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
Light still dey my area sha!!! Don't ask me where |
Re: Blessings Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by gebest: 8:54pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
I never see country like Nigeria b4, we go dey suffer like dis we go still dey smile and dey even crack joke join nam. 4 gudness sake i bot fuel 210 naira today. So OP what is all this suffering and smiling thing. 1 Like |
Re: Blessings Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by Muyoatlanta(m): 8:54pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
[Less traffic on the roads......quote author=egopersonified post=44391949]BLESSING OF FUEL SCARCITY IN NIGERIA 1) Most compounds are noiseless because 'I better pass my neighbour' generators are on sabbatical leave 2) Wives are happy because husbands who like hanging out are now staying at home with the family because drinks outside are not cold and no fuel to drive out 3) All the housewives are cooking good food because no more Crunches and Mr Biggs 4) Kids are reading their books since watching TV needs fuel 5) No more congestion in network since many peoples phones are off 6) Browsing & downloading is faster than before cause not much people are online 7) Everyone sleeps very early now, No more late night movies There are MORE PRAYERS & less distractions (omashe ooo) 9) Parents are over-joyed because their children that were always online now concentrates on their studies 10) Even God himself was very happy when he saw people who haven't gone to church for months and years going to church and staying for both First and second services just to charge their phones 11) Sex is good and long now for plenty housewives 12) Nigeria population would increase by 30% if light no waka cum back soon culled from a friend's facebook page [/quote] |
Re: Blessings Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by truthalways(m): 8:55pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
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Re: Blessings Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by mytime24(f): 8:55pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
Sai chain Men are enjoyin their chain @home 3 Likes
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Re: Blessings Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by Jackdasilver(m): 8:55pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
Hahaha, all na change!!! |
Re: Blessings Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by JustJosh20(m): 8:55pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
u mean u took time to cull that shitttt and post here...? i see nothing but a list of shitttt from someone plagued with SUFFERING BUT SMILING SYNDROME... how do u expect to develop with this shittty mentality do you know the damage this No Fuel has and is and will cause....? bro u need to go to Calvary... y did I even read dis thing sef.... 2 Likes |
Re: Blessings Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by Nobody: 8:55pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
egopersonified: |
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