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I bet the OP is a virgin. Who agrees?

Even if she can...I sure hope it won't be one that looks like that. I kno that man can't chase anyone with a stomach like that.

MizTyna:
Op,girls are not blind,if you're really what you say you are and all,one sharp girl would've snapped you up!

Nahhh...some Girls are literally bats these days.

This process is really new. I don't think anyone has been granted permanent residency with this process yet. I got mine through the old process.

I hate girls like this. She was pretty when she was natural.

Girls like that don't last longer than 24 hours on my bbm list. thank God for the DELETE button.

I bet the OP is still single or married to vaseline...

Boy...easier to raise.

Jollyjoy:
All those just becos of sex?

Yup.

ilobasama:
You on tv na sex, read book na sex, movie sex de, you discuss with frnds, sex de, you open nairaland na sex sex sex.........

sex brought u in this world so u better act like u know.

MizTyna:
*screengrabs post*

Come OP, small children dey here, you wan spoil me?

I am sorry! Wait!!! Let me direct you to the children's section where u belong. It seems like you missed your road.

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Not always true. I believe there are some exceptions. Am single and not stressed, but I know some taken men who can't stand their gf's right now. And they have grey hair growing at an arming rate.

There are rules (commandments if you like) that we are expected to follow in dealing with sexual partners.

Where you fail to obey, you will be punished directly or indirectly.

Prophet Wha’anda brings you 11 of these:

1. Don’t expect the first time to be the best time. Both of you are worried about how you look so the anxiety may not make the experience perfect

2. Don’t skip pre-intimacy. Even in outdoor quick sex, some making out should precede insertion.

3. Don’t ignore the condom. Condoms are not 100% effective but they can give up to 98% if used correctly.

4. Don’t ignore the urge to urinate after sex. Urinating after sex can help prevent urinary tract infections. So do it.

5. Never go oral if you notice cuts on the genitals. No need to explain this…it is not healthy.

6. Don’t make uncomplimentary comment about his/her body. Well, you can if you want to be jilted or hated forever.

7. Don’t forget to forget to ask. If you don’t ask, chances are you’ll never get. So tell him/her what you want in bed.

8. Don’t expect to cuddle after sex every time. Sometimes, you need some little space after the romp…sometimes you don’t.

9. Don’t forget to give as you take. A selfish lover will soon be a lonely lover. So exchange favors in bed.

10. Don’t underestimate early morning sex. Sex in the morning is awesome, the best cure for any kind of hangover.

11. Don’t follow any rules. Funny as it may be, sex doesn’t actually have any rules. If you must enjoy it, just let go of your rules.

She was probably saving it for rapist then you came in the picture and she used it for you. Congratulations brother.

Lmaooo..the OP put his contact details in case you need help. OP can you save a runs girl from herself

There is nothing wrong with it until you feel his 9 inches behind you.

You can divorce someone you love. Haven't you heard of separated and divorced couples getting back together. Love can be forever while divorce is just a marital status.

Monicasque:
Your moniker says u r a man, yet u speak of your hubby. Anyway that does not matter.u knw wat my dear, if after talking to your spouse about your feelings he still does not change, its fine. Try to talk to your inlaws in the most humble and respectful way abt your problem, bt dnt talk to dem as a group. Talk to dem as individuals. Find a calm and nuetral place for u to do dis. Maybe invite someone out for a cup of coffie. Treat dem on dat particular day, great lunch at a nice restuarant etc. Or buy de person a gift, go to deir house when dey r alone and express your feelings. Show the individual dat u dnt mean war, bt all u r after is peace and deir understanding. If all dis fails, its okay, u have tried. U have to understand dat most of de time, with inlaws one might always b seen as bad, i dnt knw y bt in most cases its rare to find inlaws who r nice to u. Just do as he says, forgive and forget, dnt hold a grudge, dnt force yourself on dem, b there on occassions which need your presene bt keep your distance from them a little bit. Rather be seen as dis queit introvert who does all her daughter in law duties.u r nt being foolish, u r just being realistic. Its hard to change a man,bt its easy to change your responce to hurting situations.dats y before one gets married, all de woman in your family must sit u down and explain de issues of marriage to u, so dat in de future in your marriage or with yo inlaws u dnt face situations which u dnt knw how to cope with

Haven't you heard? Gay marriage is legal everywhere now.

You say all this n u still looking to change him.

it pays to be an introvert, wont have it any other way.

Your immediate environment is the best dating site.

Lovechyld101:
Forget happiness what is not right is not right God engineered Man for woman not man for man even a male dog sabi female dog abi u don see gay dog b4

who is going to hell? Me or them. It really doesn't concern me. I have a high love for women. So i cant be bothered.

Lovechyld101:
Forget happiness what is not right is not right God engineered Man for woman not man for man even a male dog sabi female dog abi u don see gay dog b4

Lol. ..Google gay dogs on YouTube. U'll be surprised ta what u find.

Kirinwa:
Nicompoo. You think it won't affect you? That's leaving in self denial. Do you know how many wives that would divorce their husbands to marry their fellow women and vice versa.

Death to all maggot!

nicompoo? Really??..

It's okay until you meet the girl giving your face some rounds of applause.

ginawest:
very risky

naaah!! Not risk...it's very DUMB.