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All I need is 5 mins n i can tell if she ain't loyal.

Hold on. What d hell is a coat hook? ?? Ladies walk around with that?? That has to be Some alien looking titties.

Youngpo413:
pregnancy spoil am how?una dey do skin to skin? Aids is real o

Lmaoooo

PunkyVeer:
How can he be considered loyal if he has a side chic?

None of that mess.

Smart girl right here.

Pick one.

There is nothing banging here! thats just me though.

This one is Caitlyn Jenner under construction ...

Heeeeeeelll no! As long as u can get a toothbrush for under a dollar u have no reason to share a toothbrush. That's just nasty.

And u came to the romance section for direction
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banme:
chai c rules... nyc write up op

Thanks

ikbnice:
y do i av to care much about these rules when i hav my own set of rules.

And what are these rules??

Kingsasian:
These are exactly what I am use to especially that no.5. I never knew they are rules.

Ohhh yes there are.

1. The Golden Rule: Do not call in response to a text message. This is the most important rule. Why? Because it annoys me the most and I’m writing the article. But seriously, if someone wants to talk to you on the phone they’ll call you. If you call in response to a text you can expect one of two things: either a phone call with a person who is frustrated by your lack of social skills or an ignored phone call and the awkward text conversation that will follow it.

2. The Rule of Response: Always respond, unless you don’t want to be friends with that person anymore. Yes, we are all busy people, and I know it’s sometimes hard to respond when you know it will probably end up as a full on text conversation, but you should always respond. That is, of course, if you want to stay friends with the person. If not, feel free to ignore them.

Handy Tip: Keep your messages marked as new in case you aren’t responding right away. That way you can keep track of the people that are in need of a response. Which leads me to the next rule…

3. The Two Day Rule: If it takes you two days to get back to me, I technically have two days to get back to you. There is no room to get upset at someone for not responding to you in a timely fashion when you don’t respond to them quickly either. With that being said, there is also the other side of the coin…

4. The Too Quick Rule: If it takes me two days to respond to you, don’t respond immediately.

This rule is particularly pertinent in dating situations. It makes you seem really desperate, which reminds me of the next rule…

5. The 2 Text Rule: If you text someone two times and they don't respond, they don't want to talk to you. So stop texting them. Immediately.

An old roommate of mine had some great wisdom about relationships when he told me “there’s always one person in a relationship that likes the other person less, and you never want to be the person who is liked less.” If you continue to text them after no responses, you’re the person who is liked less.

Sometimes you’re just not sure about someone though, so this next one happens…

6. The Don’t Leave Me Hanging Rule: Don't text first if you're not willing to continue the conversation. IE: (You) Hey! How are you? (Them) I'm well. Yourself? (You) ....................

What’s Going On: usually these texts are sent late at night or after someone gets dumped. They say: “I kind of think you’re ok, but I’m really just trying to boost my ego by knowing that you’ll respond.” They probably know this because you’ve broke The 2 Text Rule in the past.

7. The Rule of Dismissal: Don't ignore a call and then text a person. Give them some time to think that you missed their call instead of them knowing that you ignored it. Really, it’s just the right thing to do.

8. The Rule of Disproportionate Letters: This one applies to messages received from a woman: never respond to a three page text with "k." At least give her a full “ok.”

If you’re a guy and you get a three page text from another guy, it’s completely acceptable to delete them from both Facebook and your life. Ain’t nobody got time for that!

9. THE IRONIC RULE: DON'T TEXT IN ALL CAPS: IT SEEMS LIKE YOU ARE ANGRY !!

(It’s ironic because the title of the rule is written all in caps. See what we did there?)

10. The L O L Rule: Don't use "lol" more than you have to. And by “more than you have to” we mean don’t use it at all. This is especially appropriate in situations like this “traffic is horrible LOL.” Obviously, you’re not laughing out loud at the traffic. Some people like to use lol in every text when a simple “haha” will do. Also, don’t use "u" or "ur" unless you don't mind being thought of as an idiot.

I can't date a woman with a belly. I must be a different nigerian then.

Nothing wrong with that

Typical fawkboi approach to getting girls. Is that what's good these days?? Guys are heading to the kitchen to woo girls nows??

Lol. She is a beauty tho. ☺

Lmaooo...now that's a woman every real nicca needs. These girls dont know the first thing about making things interesting. Imagine a text like that after a stressful day at work. If that don't make u smile...then nothing else will.

I am awake, single but NEVER LONELY.

Lol. No u are not. When there are girls everywhere that u can get for free..why pay for a prostitute?

Maybe it the tight jeans you got on. Wear something a little less revealing. Problem solved!!

grad2012:
Says who I have wonderful, nyc , responsible and polite male friends its just depends on your maturity and boundaris and also there maturity and dem knowing there boundaris.

Very wise woman speaking here...smiles

This OP just escaped a nut house. What kind of question is this??

Love of education is better, with education (wisdom) you know love.

Then what kinda romance is that? that's that romance I don't like. yall need to stop playing games and get naked.

Age/Experience will making you date for LOVE not TRIBE/RACE

Pleasee!!! you can just dead that "POSITIVE ASSUMPTION!!" majority of these girls cant wait to jump to conclusion. some believe if you not calling her after work, you calling someone else.

prettythicksme:
U sound like a good guy to me

Thanks. I try.

I have never cheated on a woman before and am not broke n I could if I wanted too...if It's not working in a relationship I rather end the relationship. It's just principles

Oyind17:
What has fat gotten to do with the husband's bad habit?

You really have to ask? Don't underestimate the power of excess fat in a relationship

Teempakguy:
How fat are you?

I swear I was gonna ask the same thing. If u r on some sumo wrestler is then u already know what the problem is.